Elemental Super Heroes!
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Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
21
Views:
1,348
Reviews:
42
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Elemental Super Heros!
Elemental Super Heros!
Flame Dancer- Conjurer of flames and fire, heat and hell. Leader of the ESH!
Ice Sickle- Master of the power of ice, snow and frost. Third in Command.
Wind Walker- Competent the prestigious element of the wind and tornados. Second in command.
Jolt Bolt- Stilled in the arts of Electricity, bolts and jolts. Fourth in command along with the others.
Flood Waters- Conjurer of the powers of water, the flowing liquid of life. Fifth in command.
Earth Cavern- Uses the powers of earth, last in the chain of command. Scapegoat.
Flame- She is twenty one years old, she wears a red leotard with flames rising from the leggings on her legs; her eyes are a brilliant burning red. Her long hair is red and orange. Wears a long bright red, orange and yellow cape that flows like the flames she can control. She is dating Wind.
Ice- She is twenty years old and she wears a white and silvery blue leotard, with ice blue leggings, and a long white blue cape. Her eyes are a soft blue, and her hair is long and silvery blue. She is dating Jolt.
Wind- He is almost twenty two years old. He wears a long white and silver body suit, his hair is short and white, slightly silver, his eyes are a brilliant icy silver. Wears a long silver cape that flows like... uh... his namesake. He is dating Flame.
Jolt- He is nineteen years old. He wears a yellow jumpsuit with a long yellow, dusty colored cape. His hair is blonde and short, but spiky and rough. His eyes are a cat like yellow. He is dating Ice.
Flood- She just turned eighteen. She wears a long blue flowing skirt over her blue leotard. Her skirt is slightly darker than the cape that Ice wears. Her hair is as blue as water and cut to her shoulders. Her eyes are a darker blue, like that of deep... look, do I have to describe everything to you people? Yeesh... her eyes are dark blue, like that of deep water.
Earth- He is the youngest of the group, at seventeen. and he wears a solid earth brown jumpsuit, and no cape. His eyes are brown, and his hair is mud brown. There are two reasons he’s in the group... scapegoat and comic relief. He is always trying to pick a fight with everyone, but more so Jolt and Flood.
We join the Elemental Super Heros in their secret hideout, a small four bedroom house, in the heart of Metropolis. (As you know, every group of Super Heros must have their own area to live, and protect.)
Ice Sickle was fixing a saucepan of peas in the kitchen of their super pad. Frying next to the peas was pork chops. Earth and Jolt were sitting at the table, studying their homework (Because, they too, have to attend school, and they too, have to hide themselves.)
Flame was reading the paper, Wind was flipping through the jumbo-tron television and Flood was getting herself a drink.
Ice suddenly sneezed, and then laughed, “Hope you are all up for... frozen peas again.”
“Gross Ice! Watch where you sneeze!” Earth sighed, “I’m sick of frozen foods!”
“Then have either Jolt or Flame cook it for you!” Ice sighed.
Flame looked up from her spot, “Uh-huh, let them eat frozen food, Wind and I’ll eat the hot stuff...”
Wind shot her a smiling glance.
“Besides...” Earth said, “Jolt can’t even control the power enough to heat food. He’d kill us all.”
“I beg your pardon...” Jolt said, “I can do better than you. And speaking of that, may I remind you of our battle cry?”
Flame spoke up, “I am Flame, conjurer of the fiery hell that shall end the reign of terror! Flame out your evil deeds!”
Ice chimed in, “And I am Ice, controller of all that is cold, ice and snow that shall freeze evil in its tracks!”
Wind jumped up, saying his part, “And I am Wind, the mighty wind of justice shall blow you to your doom!”
Jolt smiled and spoke his part, “I am Jolt, conjurer of all that is electric, and lightning. I shall cause you to feel the shock of justice.”
Flood spoke her part, “And I am Flood, the rains of vengence will smite you!”
Earth sighed, “I am Earth, I... I...” he sighed, hanging his head low in defeat, “I can form the rock of justice that will pebble you into submission.”
Everyone else laughed at this, it was just too funny.
Earth sighed, “Can’t I say something like ‘I am the one who calls upon the earth to bring forth its mighty doom upon those who have soiled its crust?’”
That caused everyone to laugh harder yet.
Flame was the first to say, “You can say that, you make up funnier stuff on your own!”
“SOIL?” Ice laughed. “Why don’t you just say ‘I’ll throw sand in your face?”
Jolt nodded from across the table, “Earth, make up your own saying and let us know... we won’t tease you...”
“Much,” Wind smiled, flipping back to the Crisis Monitor. The screen instantly flashed to the Mayor, who was looking worried.
“Elemental Crew!” He cried.
“Please, call us the Flame Gang or something...” Flame said, looking at the Mayor on the screen.
“No, there is NO way I am being part of a Flame Gang... that just sounds too vulgar!” Ice said, “Besides, I’m Ice, not Flame part 2.”
“I honestly like the idea.” Wind said.
“Just because you are bonking the leader...” Jolt said.
“Bonking?” Earth said, “Sounds like something I’d say...”
“Besides, I can make you into a puddle really fast there Ice, don’t make me burn your ass again.” Flame conjured up a small ball of fire in her palm.
“ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! Call us whatever you want...” Ice ducked behind the counter.
“Uh, guys? This is important... Dr. Cross is trying to rob the bank of Metropolis!” Mayor sighed.
“Oh, again?” Earth sighed, “I am trying to work on my intro speech here!”
“FLAME GANG! TO THE ELEMENT-MOBILE!” Flame cried.
“Why not call it the ‘Flamecar? Or flying car of Flaming death?” Jolt said.
“Elemental Super Heros sound better with the Elemental Mobile.” Flame said, “I’ll call us that for now... now OFF WE GO!”
Soon, Flame, Ice, Wind, Jolt, Flood and Earth were all in the Element mobile... really, it should have been called ‘Elemental Mini-Van,’ complete with the bumper sticker that said, ‘get off, I’m not that kind of car!’
“GO GO GO GO GO!” Earth screamed.
“Give it up, just cool it...” Flame said, glancing at Ice, who pointed her finger warily at the youngest boy.
“Yeah, chill out dude...” Ice gave him an icicle on the tip of his nose, “This traffic isn’t going anywhere for a good long while.”
The Element Mobile, painted black with their symbol of their elements with ESH! on the side, was stuck in rush hour traffic.
“But Jolt always has his Game-boy with him, and he doesn’t need batteries!” Earth looked out the window at the bunch of traffic.
“Well, I’m sorry Earth, make a mud pie or something while we wait...” Jolt smiled.
“Wind? Could you help? By the time we get there, Dr. Cross will have already cleaned out the bank...”
“Again.” Earth said, scoffing.
“Look, Jolt, could you PLEASE give him the Game-boy...” Water said, “I’m sick of hearing you two fight. I hate sitting between you two...”
“No.”
“ICE? Help me!” Water said, “Jolt is refusing to give up his childish toy.”
“Okay, okay...” Ice looked at Jolt, smiling, “Jooooooolt... be a dear and give him the game-boy? Please, for me?”
Jolt turned bright red, and handed Earth the game-boy.
Earth hooted in joy and looked down, just as the system died. “JOLT!”
“Hey, I don’t need batteries, so why should I use them... I’m electric.” Jolt said.
“Next time I’m bringing batteries, so I won’t have to hear you two fight like cats and dogs.” Flood said, “You’re giving me a headache.”
“Look, it’s not my fault that someone doesn’t want to sit next to Ice...” Earth said, throwing the game-boy at Jolt.
“HEY! You know what Ice is? Frozen water... just what I need, to become another Ice.” Flood said.
“Well, then it isn’t MY fault if you get a headache.” Jolt said.
“Why don’t YOU sit next to Ice, Mr. Electric.” Earth pointed his finger warily at the electric elemental.
“Uh...er...” Jolt blushed.
“Yeah honey... why don’t you sit by me, you know better then the others that I don’t bite...” Ice teased, “Hard...”
Jolt hid his face.
“Since when did we have children?” Flame looked warily at Wind, both of whom were sitting in the front seat.
“I don’t know, but they sure act like children, don’t they?” Wind chuckled, as they moved slowly along the road.
“That they do.” Flame smirked.
“HEY! I beg your pardon! I am the most mature of the bunch... back here.” Ice said, just as Jolt was moving to sit by her in the middle seats.
Earth smirked and looked at the game-boy and sighed.
“Gee, Earth, don’t sound so down... work on your introduction or something...” Jolt said, as he buckled himself in next to Ice.
Ice smiled at him, “How are you my little bundle of atmospheric static electrical power?”
Earth made a face, “Ugh, Ice always has to make such a sappy comment.”
Jolt laughed, “It’s so we can see your face.”
“And so I can freeze it that way!” Ice said, freezing poor Earth’s face solid.
Jolt looked at Ice and smiled back, “I’m just fine my wintry polar sweet little angel.”
Flood, now in the seat that Jolt had given up, reached over and smacked Earth to unfreeze his face.
This action caused the other four elemental heros to break out in a fit of laughter.
“What’s so funny?” Earth asked, reaching for the game-boy, in hopes that it now had power.
“You’re name is Mud.” Flame said, “Water + Earth = Mud.”
“Oh shut up!” Earth said.
“Okay, okay, we are here!” Wind said, “EVERYBODY OUT!”
Soon, all six of them were inside the bank, where the evil Dr. Cross, dressed in a robe, was holding up the tellers.
“Put the money in the bag, trust me... it’s for a good cause.” Dr. Christian Cross was saying.
“STOP RIGHT THERE!” Flame screamed.
“Ah, if it isn’t the weirdos.” Dr. Cross said, dropping the money bag.
“Get it right, Cross, we are the Elemental Super Heros!” Earth said.
“Perhaps he needs us to remind him of who we are?” Flood smirked.
Flame screamed, standing in a pose, “I am Flame, conjurer of the fiery hell that shall end the reign of terror! Flame out your evil deeds!”
Ice chimed in, standing her a pose herself, “And I am Ice, controller of all that is cold, ice and snow that shall freeze evil in its tracks!”
Wind jumped up beside Flame, saying his part, “And I am Wind, the mighty wind of justice shall blow you to your doom!”
Jolt smiled and spoke his part, standing next to Ice in his own pose, “I am Jolt, conjurer of all that is electric, and lightning. I shall cause you to feel the shock of justice.”
Flood spoke her part, “And I am Flood, the rains of vengeance will smite you!”
Earth screamed, standing next to his fellow heros, “I am Earth, I am the soul that will rock you into submission evil doer!”
It took all of the others self-control not to roar with laughter at Earth’s attempt at a new phrase.
Dr. Cross laughed and picked up his cash, “Do not fear you shameless six, I am just taking a withdrawal for my church... something that heathens such as yourself do not know of.” He smiled and raised his hand towards them.
“CROSSES!” Ice screamed, as several large crosses flew through the air towards the six of them.
All of them scattered, diving out of the way of the cross attack.
Ice looked up, to see one silvery cross stuck in the wall inches from her head, “Not bad Cross, but you need to practice your aiming!”
Flood jumped up, “WATER!”
A wave of water nearly drown the robber.
“Is that all you’ve got?” Dr. Cross glared at Flood.
“No, that’s where I come in!” Ice smiled, standing in front of him, “BLIZZARD!”
The water instantly froze, trapping the man where he stood.
Ice and Flood gave each other a high five.
Earth took the money from the man and handed it back to the teller, “Sorry about that...”
The teller had already hit the silent alarm.
“Come on guys, the cops will be here soon.” Wind said, “We must blow like the breeze.”
Flame nodded, “We’ll leave him frozen there then.”
Dr. Cross hissed at them, “I’ll get you for this you cretins! You atrocious people! Blasphemers!”
With that, Jolt turned around, “No... Dr. Cross, get it right... we are Wicca, not horrible.” He then cast Electricity on the man before the team left.
“SHOTGUN!” Earth cried, before running nose to nose with Wind.
“What did you say?” Wind asked calmly.
“Er... I said, ‘Don’t forget everyone... Wind always gets shotgun.’” Earth said, trying not to make eye contact with the elder male.
“Good, now, let’s go!” Wind said, climbing into the car.
***
((Sorry, it was an idea I had, and this is a rough draft, let me know what you think, and I’ll revise it! Lots of love to those who lent me the use of their nicknames, they know who they are!
Thanks again!))
Flame Dancer- Conjurer of flames and fire, heat and hell. Leader of the ESH!
Ice Sickle- Master of the power of ice, snow and frost. Third in Command.
Wind Walker- Competent the prestigious element of the wind and tornados. Second in command.
Jolt Bolt- Stilled in the arts of Electricity, bolts and jolts. Fourth in command along with the others.
Flood Waters- Conjurer of the powers of water, the flowing liquid of life. Fifth in command.
Earth Cavern- Uses the powers of earth, last in the chain of command. Scapegoat.
Flame- She is twenty one years old, she wears a red leotard with flames rising from the leggings on her legs; her eyes are a brilliant burning red. Her long hair is red and orange. Wears a long bright red, orange and yellow cape that flows like the flames she can control. She is dating Wind.
Ice- She is twenty years old and she wears a white and silvery blue leotard, with ice blue leggings, and a long white blue cape. Her eyes are a soft blue, and her hair is long and silvery blue. She is dating Jolt.
Wind- He is almost twenty two years old. He wears a long white and silver body suit, his hair is short and white, slightly silver, his eyes are a brilliant icy silver. Wears a long silver cape that flows like... uh... his namesake. He is dating Flame.
Jolt- He is nineteen years old. He wears a yellow jumpsuit with a long yellow, dusty colored cape. His hair is blonde and short, but spiky and rough. His eyes are a cat like yellow. He is dating Ice.
Flood- She just turned eighteen. She wears a long blue flowing skirt over her blue leotard. Her skirt is slightly darker than the cape that Ice wears. Her hair is as blue as water and cut to her shoulders. Her eyes are a darker blue, like that of deep... look, do I have to describe everything to you people? Yeesh... her eyes are dark blue, like that of deep water.
Earth- He is the youngest of the group, at seventeen. and he wears a solid earth brown jumpsuit, and no cape. His eyes are brown, and his hair is mud brown. There are two reasons he’s in the group... scapegoat and comic relief. He is always trying to pick a fight with everyone, but more so Jolt and Flood.
We join the Elemental Super Heros in their secret hideout, a small four bedroom house, in the heart of Metropolis. (As you know, every group of Super Heros must have their own area to live, and protect.)
Ice Sickle was fixing a saucepan of peas in the kitchen of their super pad. Frying next to the peas was pork chops. Earth and Jolt were sitting at the table, studying their homework (Because, they too, have to attend school, and they too, have to hide themselves.)
Flame was reading the paper, Wind was flipping through the jumbo-tron television and Flood was getting herself a drink.
Ice suddenly sneezed, and then laughed, “Hope you are all up for... frozen peas again.”
“Gross Ice! Watch where you sneeze!” Earth sighed, “I’m sick of frozen foods!”
“Then have either Jolt or Flame cook it for you!” Ice sighed.
Flame looked up from her spot, “Uh-huh, let them eat frozen food, Wind and I’ll eat the hot stuff...”
Wind shot her a smiling glance.
“Besides...” Earth said, “Jolt can’t even control the power enough to heat food. He’d kill us all.”
“I beg your pardon...” Jolt said, “I can do better than you. And speaking of that, may I remind you of our battle cry?”
Flame spoke up, “I am Flame, conjurer of the fiery hell that shall end the reign of terror! Flame out your evil deeds!”
Ice chimed in, “And I am Ice, controller of all that is cold, ice and snow that shall freeze evil in its tracks!”
Wind jumped up, saying his part, “And I am Wind, the mighty wind of justice shall blow you to your doom!”
Jolt smiled and spoke his part, “I am Jolt, conjurer of all that is electric, and lightning. I shall cause you to feel the shock of justice.”
Flood spoke her part, “And I am Flood, the rains of vengence will smite you!”
Earth sighed, “I am Earth, I... I...” he sighed, hanging his head low in defeat, “I can form the rock of justice that will pebble you into submission.”
Everyone else laughed at this, it was just too funny.
Earth sighed, “Can’t I say something like ‘I am the one who calls upon the earth to bring forth its mighty doom upon those who have soiled its crust?’”
That caused everyone to laugh harder yet.
Flame was the first to say, “You can say that, you make up funnier stuff on your own!”
“SOIL?” Ice laughed. “Why don’t you just say ‘I’ll throw sand in your face?”
Jolt nodded from across the table, “Earth, make up your own saying and let us know... we won’t tease you...”
“Much,” Wind smiled, flipping back to the Crisis Monitor. The screen instantly flashed to the Mayor, who was looking worried.
“Elemental Crew!” He cried.
“Please, call us the Flame Gang or something...” Flame said, looking at the Mayor on the screen.
“No, there is NO way I am being part of a Flame Gang... that just sounds too vulgar!” Ice said, “Besides, I’m Ice, not Flame part 2.”
“I honestly like the idea.” Wind said.
“Just because you are bonking the leader...” Jolt said.
“Bonking?” Earth said, “Sounds like something I’d say...”
“Besides, I can make you into a puddle really fast there Ice, don’t make me burn your ass again.” Flame conjured up a small ball of fire in her palm.
“ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! Call us whatever you want...” Ice ducked behind the counter.
“Uh, guys? This is important... Dr. Cross is trying to rob the bank of Metropolis!” Mayor sighed.
“Oh, again?” Earth sighed, “I am trying to work on my intro speech here!”
“FLAME GANG! TO THE ELEMENT-MOBILE!” Flame cried.
“Why not call it the ‘Flamecar? Or flying car of Flaming death?” Jolt said.
“Elemental Super Heros sound better with the Elemental Mobile.” Flame said, “I’ll call us that for now... now OFF WE GO!”
Soon, Flame, Ice, Wind, Jolt, Flood and Earth were all in the Element mobile... really, it should have been called ‘Elemental Mini-Van,’ complete with the bumper sticker that said, ‘get off, I’m not that kind of car!’
“GO GO GO GO GO!” Earth screamed.
“Give it up, just cool it...” Flame said, glancing at Ice, who pointed her finger warily at the youngest boy.
“Yeah, chill out dude...” Ice gave him an icicle on the tip of his nose, “This traffic isn’t going anywhere for a good long while.”
The Element Mobile, painted black with their symbol of their elements with ESH! on the side, was stuck in rush hour traffic.
“But Jolt always has his Game-boy with him, and he doesn’t need batteries!” Earth looked out the window at the bunch of traffic.
“Well, I’m sorry Earth, make a mud pie or something while we wait...” Jolt smiled.
“Wind? Could you help? By the time we get there, Dr. Cross will have already cleaned out the bank...”
“Again.” Earth said, scoffing.
“Look, Jolt, could you PLEASE give him the Game-boy...” Water said, “I’m sick of hearing you two fight. I hate sitting between you two...”
“No.”
“ICE? Help me!” Water said, “Jolt is refusing to give up his childish toy.”
“Okay, okay...” Ice looked at Jolt, smiling, “Jooooooolt... be a dear and give him the game-boy? Please, for me?”
Jolt turned bright red, and handed Earth the game-boy.
Earth hooted in joy and looked down, just as the system died. “JOLT!”
“Hey, I don’t need batteries, so why should I use them... I’m electric.” Jolt said.
“Next time I’m bringing batteries, so I won’t have to hear you two fight like cats and dogs.” Flood said, “You’re giving me a headache.”
“Look, it’s not my fault that someone doesn’t want to sit next to Ice...” Earth said, throwing the game-boy at Jolt.
“HEY! You know what Ice is? Frozen water... just what I need, to become another Ice.” Flood said.
“Well, then it isn’t MY fault if you get a headache.” Jolt said.
“Why don’t YOU sit next to Ice, Mr. Electric.” Earth pointed his finger warily at the electric elemental.
“Uh...er...” Jolt blushed.
“Yeah honey... why don’t you sit by me, you know better then the others that I don’t bite...” Ice teased, “Hard...”
Jolt hid his face.
“Since when did we have children?” Flame looked warily at Wind, both of whom were sitting in the front seat.
“I don’t know, but they sure act like children, don’t they?” Wind chuckled, as they moved slowly along the road.
“That they do.” Flame smirked.
“HEY! I beg your pardon! I am the most mature of the bunch... back here.” Ice said, just as Jolt was moving to sit by her in the middle seats.
Earth smirked and looked at the game-boy and sighed.
“Gee, Earth, don’t sound so down... work on your introduction or something...” Jolt said, as he buckled himself in next to Ice.
Ice smiled at him, “How are you my little bundle of atmospheric static electrical power?”
Earth made a face, “Ugh, Ice always has to make such a sappy comment.”
Jolt laughed, “It’s so we can see your face.”
“And so I can freeze it that way!” Ice said, freezing poor Earth’s face solid.
Jolt looked at Ice and smiled back, “I’m just fine my wintry polar sweet little angel.”
Flood, now in the seat that Jolt had given up, reached over and smacked Earth to unfreeze his face.
This action caused the other four elemental heros to break out in a fit of laughter.
“What’s so funny?” Earth asked, reaching for the game-boy, in hopes that it now had power.
“You’re name is Mud.” Flame said, “Water + Earth = Mud.”
“Oh shut up!” Earth said.
“Okay, okay, we are here!” Wind said, “EVERYBODY OUT!”
Soon, all six of them were inside the bank, where the evil Dr. Cross, dressed in a robe, was holding up the tellers.
“Put the money in the bag, trust me... it’s for a good cause.” Dr. Christian Cross was saying.
“STOP RIGHT THERE!” Flame screamed.
“Ah, if it isn’t the weirdos.” Dr. Cross said, dropping the money bag.
“Get it right, Cross, we are the Elemental Super Heros!” Earth said.
“Perhaps he needs us to remind him of who we are?” Flood smirked.
Flame screamed, standing in a pose, “I am Flame, conjurer of the fiery hell that shall end the reign of terror! Flame out your evil deeds!”
Ice chimed in, standing her a pose herself, “And I am Ice, controller of all that is cold, ice and snow that shall freeze evil in its tracks!”
Wind jumped up beside Flame, saying his part, “And I am Wind, the mighty wind of justice shall blow you to your doom!”
Jolt smiled and spoke his part, standing next to Ice in his own pose, “I am Jolt, conjurer of all that is electric, and lightning. I shall cause you to feel the shock of justice.”
Flood spoke her part, “And I am Flood, the rains of vengeance will smite you!”
Earth screamed, standing next to his fellow heros, “I am Earth, I am the soul that will rock you into submission evil doer!”
It took all of the others self-control not to roar with laughter at Earth’s attempt at a new phrase.
Dr. Cross laughed and picked up his cash, “Do not fear you shameless six, I am just taking a withdrawal for my church... something that heathens such as yourself do not know of.” He smiled and raised his hand towards them.
“CROSSES!” Ice screamed, as several large crosses flew through the air towards the six of them.
All of them scattered, diving out of the way of the cross attack.
Ice looked up, to see one silvery cross stuck in the wall inches from her head, “Not bad Cross, but you need to practice your aiming!”
Flood jumped up, “WATER!”
A wave of water nearly drown the robber.
“Is that all you’ve got?” Dr. Cross glared at Flood.
“No, that’s where I come in!” Ice smiled, standing in front of him, “BLIZZARD!”
The water instantly froze, trapping the man where he stood.
Ice and Flood gave each other a high five.
Earth took the money from the man and handed it back to the teller, “Sorry about that...”
The teller had already hit the silent alarm.
“Come on guys, the cops will be here soon.” Wind said, “We must blow like the breeze.”
Flame nodded, “We’ll leave him frozen there then.”
Dr. Cross hissed at them, “I’ll get you for this you cretins! You atrocious people! Blasphemers!”
With that, Jolt turned around, “No... Dr. Cross, get it right... we are Wicca, not horrible.” He then cast Electricity on the man before the team left.
“SHOTGUN!” Earth cried, before running nose to nose with Wind.
“What did you say?” Wind asked calmly.
“Er... I said, ‘Don’t forget everyone... Wind always gets shotgun.’” Earth said, trying not to make eye contact with the elder male.
“Good, now, let’s go!” Wind said, climbing into the car.
***
((Sorry, it was an idea I had, and this is a rough draft, let me know what you think, and I’ll revise it! Lots of love to those who lent me the use of their nicknames, they know who they are!
Thanks again!))