Elemental Super Heroes!
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Category:
Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
21
Views:
1,357
Reviews:
42
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Meanwhile, deep inside Dr. Cross's Secret Lair
Dr. Christian growled and slammed his hand into the table, “HOW I DESPISE THOSE ELEMENTALS!”
The rabid Rabbi sat at the table along with the Poisonous Pope and a Ninja Nun and a Sumo Priest.
“What are we going to do about them?” The rabid Rabbi asked.
“Yes, what to do?” The Poisonous one asked.
“Right now, I have seven people that may be able to help us...” Dr. Cross said. “If you guys are willing to give them audience.”
“Yes.” The Ninja Nun spoke, “Show them in.”
Dr. Cross walked over to a door and opened it, and blew his whistle, seven people walked into the room in single file.
The first one had knee length white hair and white eyes, scaring all of the people in the room. She wore a pure white outfit.
“This...” Dr. Cross said, “Is Glaceria.”
The next one was a woman with long curly fiery red hair and brilliant orange eyes, she wore a solid red and orange jumpsuit.
“This...” Dr. Cross said, turning to the group of his fellow evils, “Is Lava...”
The next one in the group was a man with long grey hair and grey eyes. He wore a solid grey jumpsuit.
“This is Smoke.” Dr. Cross said.
The next person was a tall, thin man dressed in solid green jumpsuit, he had black eyes and long dark, dark green, almost black hair.
“This is Twig...” Dr. Cross smiled happily.
The next one was a woman, very shapely, wearing a dark blue jumpsuit, she had long blue hair and brilliant eyes.
“This is Wave...” Dr. Cross said.
The last person was a male, tall and darkly tanned wearing a mud colored jumpsuit. He had long, shoulder length shaggy brown hair and mud colored eyes.
“And this... is Canyon.” Dr. Cross said, looking at the Rabbi, the Nun, the Priest and the Pope.
The rabbi stood up, “What is this? You are enlisting the help of Elementals???”
Dr. Cross smiled, “I say fight Flame with Lava... fight Ice with Glaceria.”
“I get it...” The nun said, “Fight the Elementals with our own Evil Elementals!”
“Right.” Dr. Cross said, smiling.
“I am Lava.... and I promise that Flame shall burn!” Lava said, standing in a pose similar to that of Flame’s.
“I am Glaceria, and I promise that Ice will be frostbitten!” Glaceria spoke.
“I am Smoke, and I will blow Wind away!” Smoke stood beside the two women.
“I am Twig, and Leaf shall wilt and perish!” Leaf stood beside Smoke.
“I am Wave, and Flood will dry up!” Flood stood next to Leaf.
“And I am Canyon, and Earth shall crumble...” Canyon smiled.
“Wow. For once, Dr. Cross... I am impressed.” The Poisonous one spoke.
“They will not fail. I am certain of it.” Cross smiled.
“Yeah, we will take care of those guys for you Chris Cross...” Smoke said.
Glaceria giggled, “CHRIS CROSS APPLESAUCE!”
Canyon wapped her one, “We have a job to do, act serious!”
Dr. Canyon smiled, then the rabid Rabbi spoke up, “But isn’t there one more Elemental?”
Dr. Cross turned around and counted, “WHERE is Hurricane?”
Hurricane, a man dressed in white and grey, ran into the room, his short wild hair and pale grey eyes noticeably, “Sorry I’m late...”
Dr. Cross rolled his eyes, “This is Hurricane...”
Hurricane nodded, “This Storm of theirs shall wither under the mighty grasp of a Hurricane.”
Dr. Cross counted the Evil Elementals again and nodded, “There... now, my Evil Minions... go and bring me the heads of the Elementals you shall fight!”
The seven Evil Elementals nodded and ran out of the room.
The Rabbi spoke again, “Are you sure it’s a good idea to put Lava versus Flame, Glaceria versus Ice, Canyon versus Earth, Flood versus Wave, Storm versus Hurricane and Twig versus Leaf?”
The nun spoke up, “You forgot Smoke versus Wind...”
The Rabbi nodded, “Yes...but are you sure that is good, why not send them to put up with their elemental opposites, something they can destroy easily...”
“Where’s the fun in that?” Dr. Cross said.
***
((There it is, a short teaser chapter for you. Dr. Cross has enlisted the help of evil Elementals??? Oh no... what is going to happen now! Don’t rush me, this next one is going to have a hell of a fight scene in it, including some very interesting group and multi-element attacks. Flame, this one is for YOU!))