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Vampire › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
6
Views:
1,488
Reviews:
3
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Ordeal 6: A Vampire Nerd Can You Make Me One Of You?
Ordeal 6
A Vampire Nerd
Can You Make Me One Of You?
(Four days later)
Scenario: Friday, 11:18 a.m. Kazama is drinking coffee at a Starbuck’s coffee house. The people there are, of course, staring at him for be there & drinking coffee; which is something that humans didn’t know vampires could do.
*Kazama* It’s mourning, eleven eighteen a.m. My master & Chaplin are at a meeting somewhere in the White House with the President. D.C.O is under control of, for now, by a dude named Simon Walker.
Me? I’m at a local Starbucks Coffee House, drinking coffee.
Waiter: “(Walks up to Kazama) Would you like anything else, sir?”
Kazama: “Nope. I’m good.”
(Waiter walks away)
Kazama: “Ay, wait. (Waiter returns to Kazama) Get me a big slice of Cheesecake to go.”
Waiter: “Certainly, sir. (Waiter walks away)”
(Four vampires walk into Starbuck’s & up to cashier)
Vamp1: “Hey lady!”
Cashier: “Welcome to Star-”
Vamp1: “Yeah, yeah. We know what this fuckin’ place is called. Now, we want (All four vampires pull out guns) your money & your blood.”
Kazama: “I wouldn’t do that if I were you limp-dicked, twisted fanged bastards. (Stands up)”
Vamp3: “Who the fuck...? Crap... y-you’re-”
Vamp2: T-The-the... Ph... Pha-”
Vamp1: “The Phantom Vampire. What a surprise.”
Kazama: “I’m surprised... you’re not scared to die.”
Vamp1: “I fear nothing.”
Kazama: “...... Power of the Final Apocalypse...... DAGRAAAA!!! (Powers up)”
Vamp1: “The fuck you talkin’ about? And what’s with you power rising... so fast?!”
Kazama: “I thought you weren’t afraid of DYING!! (Turns in to a Phantasm)”
Vamp1/Vamp2/Vamp3/Vamp4: “NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!”
(The inside of Starbucks turns to darkness. Kazama kills the four vampires)
(Five minutes later. Kazama is inside Starbuck’s Coffee Bar)
Kazama: “(Stares down at the blood spots)... You fear nothing...... My ass! (Walks outside)”
Waiter: “(Runs up to Kazama) Excuse me, sir!”
Kazama: “Oh yeah. (Turns around & Waiter hands Kazama the Cheesecake) Thanks dude.”
Waiter: “(Kazama hands Waiter Ten dollars) Have a nice day.”
(Kazama hops on his motorcycle & drives off)
(Lily at Beverly Hills High)
Scenario: 11:59 a.m. Lily is sitting out in front of the school holding some papers in her hand & staring at them with a worried look on her face.
Lily: “(Talking inside her mind) {I’ve been thinking..... about something that I gotta ask Kazama. But I won’t ask him up front. I’ll show him some of my drawing of him & three of my essays on vampires. Hopefully he’ll know what I’m saying.}”
(Kazama stops in front of Beverly Hills High)
Lily: “(Walks up to Kazama) Hey.”
Kazama: “(Hops off motorcycle & kisses Lily) How ya doin’, baby girl?”
Lily: “Good. What’s that?”
Kazama: “(Holds up bag) Got you some Cheesecake.”
Lily: “Cheesecake? Thank you! Thank you!”
Kazama: “(Hands Lily the Cheesecake) I know it’s your favorite.”
Lily: “Yeah. How did you-”
Kazama: “(Points at his head)”
Lily: “Oh. You can read minds?”
Kazama: “Only when I feel like, which isn’t all the time.”
Lily: “(Hands Kazama her essays) Check these out.”
Kazama: “What are these?”
Lily: “Old essays.”
Kazama: “A+, A-, & a B+. Not bad at all.”
Lily: “And they’re all on vampires.”
Kazama: “... You weren’t lying about being a vampire fanatic.”
Lily: “Of course I wasn’t. Oh! Look at these. (Hands Kazama her drawings)”
Kazama: “(Gives Lily her essays back)... You did these?”
Lily: “Yep.”
*Kazama* These drawings are amazing. The first on is of me standing straight with my sword on my shoulder. The second was a comic strip of me shooting a horde of ghouls. And the third was of me & Lily, standing on a hill in the night, holding each other in a loving embrace. I had no idea she was this good.
Kazama: “... If you keep this up, you’ll have Leonardo De Vinche crying in his grave; cause you’ll be known as the best.”
Lily: “(Kisses Kazama on the cheek) Thank you.”
Kazama: “... I know you wanna ask me something. So why don’t you just ask me?”
Lily: “I... don’t wanna ask-”
Kazama: “Lily.”
Lily: “... I’ve been thinking about this for the past three days. I don’t know what your answer will be, but here goes. Can you make me one of you?”
Kazama: “(Raises eyebrow) Say what?”
Lily: “(Takes back he drawings) Can you make me a Magus?”
Kazama: “... I will think about it. Only if you promise not to say shit about it for the whole day.”
Lily: “Okay. (Kisses Kazama on the cheek & runs to class) See ya in three hours.”
Kazama: “................”
Seph: “(Appears behind Kazama) So she wants to be a Magus. That’s some of the strangest shit ever, huh?”
Kazama: “(Turns around) Yeah. And I know why.”
Seph: “I do, too. She’s a human, you’re a vampire. She loves you a lot & she wants to be with you forever, but she can’t cause she can’t live forever like you can. So by becoming a Magus, she can be with you forever.”
Kazama: “.....................”
Seph: “What?”
Kazama: “... You’re not sick, are you?”
Seph: “No I ain’t sick , mutha-fucka!”
Kazama: “... Okay.”
Seph: “Anyway, let’s go do something.”
Kazama: “Like what?”
Seph: “Shit, I don’t know.”
Kazama: “Then why did you ask me if you don’t know?”
Seph: “..... Ugh... um...”
Kazama: “Thought so.”
Seph: “Man, you hatin’.”
Kazama: “(Walks away) Okay, man you hatin’.”
Seph: “Hey, where you goin’?”
Kazama: “(Stops walking) Don’t you wanna do something?”
Seph: “Oh yeah. (Catches up with Kazama)”
(Kazama/Seph fly off)
(Brandon Wu in his home office)
Scenario: 2:00 p.m. Brandon Wu, Lily’s father is sitting in his home office messing with a stack of papers & photos of Kazama. His office has dark brown paint with several painting on the walls, a dark brown desk w/ chair, three light brown cabinets, & a dart board on the wall near the door. The dart board has a picture of Kazama on it.
Brandon: “(Messing with papers/pictures & talking inside his mind) {Vampires are menaces. Especially Kazama. He claims to be with the humans, but that’s a load of vampire shit. I will find out what he’s planning. And when I do (Stands up & picks up darts) I will rid this planet of you wretched soul (Throws darts at a picture of Kazama on the wall)... FOREVER!!}”
Miaka: “(Walks into Brandon’s office) Brandon. Lunch is ready. (Looks at the picture of Kazama with darts) Brandon, will you give it up. He’s not like those other vampires. When will you see that?”
Brandon: “He is like all the others. He’s planning something with my daughter & I know it.”
Miaka: “You’re right. He’s planning on loving her.”
Brandon: “THAT’S NOT IT!!”
Miaka: “..... (Leaves his office)”
Brandon: “Mi-Miaka, wait!.......... Damn.”
(Fifty minutes later. Kazama is invisible inside Lily’s pre-cal class)
M. Rose: “And that’s it for today. Anybody wanna talk about something off topic?”
Students: “..........................”
Student1: “Hey Lily, how’s Kazama doing?”
Lily: “Why do you care?”
Student1: “Just thought since you’re his GIRLFRIEND that you’d know.”
Lily: “So what if I’m his girlfriend. Do you see a-”
Student2: “(Stands up) I see a big ass problem.”
Lily: “(Stands up) You know Brett, you’ve been giving me shit this whole week since I’ve been with Kazama. Are you speciesist or something?
Brett: “Yeah I am. Us humans have been doing fine until these human sized bats from hell came here. But just when I thought shit couldn’t get anymore fuckin sickening, I hear that humans HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THESE FUCKS FROM HELL!!”
Lily: “YOU KNOW WHAT?? You an asshole!”
Ms. Rose: “EVERYONE SHUT UP!!! BRETT SIT DOWN!! Lily you sit down also.”
Lily: “Fine. (Sits down)”
Ms. Rose: “BRETT!!”
(Bell rings. Everyone leaves school)
Lily: “GOD that asshole!! Where does he get off?”
Kazama: “(Appears behind Lily) He obviously got off the wrong side of the shit can when he was born.”
Lily: “(Turns around) Hey. (Hugs Kazama) How are you today?”
Kazama: “I’m good. Watch this. HEY BRETT!!”
Brett: “(Turns around) What?”
Kazama: “(Evil grin) Hi.”
*Kazama* I heard everything that fuck head said to my girl, & I’m not going to stand there & have that dick living & breathing. So to show him what I mean I force push him against the wall behind him & warp in front of him. Then I remove my shades & stare straight at him as my blood red eyes glow bright. As he stares into death I use telekinesis to pull about ten locker doors from their lockers & wrap them around Brett the speciesist.
Kazama: “(Gets into Brett’s face) If you ever, AND THE PHANTOM VAMPIRE MEANS EVER talk to Lily like that ever again, I WILL KILL YOU!!!”
*Kazama* I look down &, like everybody else, see a wet spot on his pants. It wasn’t just any wet spot, it was slowly getting bigger. Scary bastard.
Lily: “(Grabs Kazama’s arm) Alright Kazama, let’s go. (Pulls Kazama out of the school)”
(Kazama/Lily are in the front of the school)
Lily: “Okay. How did you know what Brett said to me?”
Kazama: “(Grins) I was invisible in the corner by the window.”
Lily: “Oh. Why?”
Kazama: “Because I wanted to wait until school was over to tell you I will make you a Magus.”
Lily: “R-Really? Fo’ reals?”
Kazama: “Fo’ reals.”
Lily: “ALRIGHT!! YEAH!!!”
Students/Teachers: “(Staring at Lily) .......................”
Lily: “Ugh... heh heh... sorry.”
Kazama: “Follow me.”
(Kazama/Lily/Seph on top of a building)
Scenario: 7:42 p.m. sunset. Kazama, Lily, & Seph have arrived on the top of a random building that has a view of the sunset.
Kazama: “You remember Seph?”
Lily: “... Oh yeah. Hi.”
Seph: “What’s up?”
Kazama: “(Grabs Lily’s hand) You sure about this Lily?”
Lily: “I’m very sure. If we’re to be together, something has to be done. I might as well become a........ what’s that word you told me earlier babe?”
Kazama: “Nosferatu.”
Lily: “That’s the one.”
Seph: “Which means vampire in Romanian.”
Lily: “Romanian? It sounded German to me.”
Seph: “It does doesn’t it? Anyway Kazama. I told ya.”
Kazama: “What you tell me?”
Seph: “I told you why she wanted to be a Magus like you. Just as she said it.”
Kazama: “You said something else.”
Seph: “They both sound the same to me, goddamn it.”
*Kazama* Just to be sure I stare into Lily’s eyes. And they told me that she was as sure as hell about being a Magus. Two things would come out of this: one; Lily & I will be together forever & two; Their will be three Magus vampires in the world.
Just as I attempted to bite Lily, I sensed..... an army of ghouls. They were on the streets below the building we are on. And there’s a parade down there, which will add on to the carnage. Among the ghouls I sense two vampires. They must be the ones calling the shots.
Lily: “What’s wrong?”
Seph: “Ghouls. A shitload of them.”
Kazama: “And there are two vampires calling the shots. Lily, stay here no matter what okay?”
Lily: “Okay.”
Kazama: “See ya on the ground floor?”
Seph: “Alrighty then.”
*Kazama* Seph & I fall of the building to head towards the vampires & their pile of shit ghouls to kick their asses.
???1: “Look at the humans as they run away in terror.”
???2: “And they’re tripping over their own feet while the ghouls are just walking. Just like in the movies.”
*Kazama* The army of ghouls lead by these two is being destroyed by me & Seph. They can’t see us, which means that they can’t stop us. All they can do is watch.
???1: “It looks like they’ve found us.”
???2: “Oh yeah. Now we can have some fun.”
(Kazama/Seph appear in front of ???1/???2)
Kazama: “The Shians huh? What are you bastards planning this time?”
???1: “There’s no need for you to know, yet.”
???2: “Besides, we haven’t told you our names yet.”
*Kazama* When they removed their cloaks, Seph’s jaw dropped to the floor & my eyes widened. Cause what we saw would make any horny-ass guy drop to their knees & fuck ‘em. The girl on the left of me was wearing a tight black jump suit which covered everything but her pussy, her ass, & her tits. She had a net-like bra that covered her tits. But I wouldn’t call it coverage.
The girl on the right of me was wearing brown boots that nearly reached her kneecaps, a brown super short skirt with no panties, a long sleeved net-like shirt with no bra, gloves like mine but brown, & a brown cowboy hat. These bitches are dirty.
Poison Red: “I’m known as Poison Red; the poisoned weapons expert. I know every poison created by humans, vampires, & nature.”
K.N.H: “I’m called Karen ‘Nuclear’ Holmes. I specialize in Nuclear Bombs.”
Seph: “Damn, these bitches is fine!”
Kazama: “Seph, go home.”
Seph: “What? Why?”
Kazama: “Cause you won’t be able to fight at one hundred percent kick-ass cause you think these bitches is fine.... But if you can forget about how good these bitches look, then you can stay.”
Seph: “Alrighty then.”
K.N.H: “You boys ready for the nasty?”
Kazama: “The what?”
Poison Red: “To us, fighting is like having sex. Every punch we take is like a huge dick, entering our pussies at full speed.”
K.N.H: “Every kick (Lightly fingers herself) ...... is like being fucked in the pussy & the ass.”
Poison Red: “And when we bleed, it’s like cum.”
Kazama/Seph: “(Look at each other) Damn.”
K.N.H: “Time to play.”
Poison Red: “K.N.H verses Seph, & Poison Red verses The Phantom Vampire. UUUhhh... I can’t wait.”
Kazama: “I bet you can’t, bitch. (Charges towards Poison Red)”
*Kazama* Seph & K.N.H start fighting at the same time me & Poison Red start. This girl is fast, very fast. And powerful. She’s throwin’ punches & kicks relentlessly at me. I’m doing the same. I catch her off guard & give her a taste of my Nine Kicks of the World, which are nine of my most powerful kicks turned into a nine hit combo.
All nine kicks connect on the broad, but right after hit number nine she punches me in the gut, rapidly kicks me in the head, which I block all six, grabs me & throws me to the ground.
I land on both feet & charge back up towards the bitch.
(Seph vs. K.N.H)
*Seph* Damn this bitch is tough. I didn’t think she could fight this fast. I thought she would try & fuck me to death.
K.N.H: “You’re not all that bad. I wonder if your dick is as big as your power level.”
Seph: “Oh it is. Don’t wor...... don’t try that seductive, nasty shit on me lady. We can’t have you killin’ innocent humans. That’s why we’re here to stop you.”
K.N.H: “How are you gonna stop me? Strip me down? Have your way with me? (Rubs on her body) Eat me? (Fingers her pussy) Beat me with your hard dick?”
Seph: “(Takes a deep breath) Yeah.”
K.N.H: “(Spreads her legs in mid-air) My wet pussy’s waiting for your super hard dick.”
Seph: “Well here it comes.”
*Seph* I float towards this super fine & super horny bitch, getting ready to fuck this bitch raw... & uncensored.
Seph: “(Pulls his pants down revealing his long hard dick) Ya see that?”
K.N.H: “Oh yeah. It’s so big. Can I suck it? (Grabs Seph’s dick with both hands, puts it in her mouth, & sucks his dick)”
Seph: “..... Oh yeah.”
(Kazama vs. Poison Red)
*Kazama* As I break Poison Red’s off of me I look behind me, in the air, to see K.N.H sucking Seph’s dick? And he’s not even trying to pry the bitch off. He let his nuts do the talking.
Kazama: “Seph! SEPH!! What the FUCK is yo’ bitch-ass doing? Get that bitch off her nuts & kill her!”
Seph: “Oh shit!”
Kazama: “SEPH!!”
Poison Red: “(Grabs Kazama’s arms & legs with her arms & legs) You know you wish I would do that to you. (Licks Kazama’s neck)”
Kazama: “.... When hell freezes over.”
(Seph vs. K.N.H)
*Seph* I’m havin’ a good time, floatin’ in mid-air while K.N.H sucks my dick better than all the others. But out of nowhere she punctures her hand through my heart. Then, as I’m writhing in pain, she gets off my nuts, slides my dick in her pussy, & bites me square in the neck.
I can’t believe it. I’m gonna die.
Kazama: “SSSEEEPPPHHH!!!”
Poison Red: “HAHAHAAA!! One down, one to go. HAHAHAHAAA!!”
Kazama: “Seph......”
K.N.H: “(Stops feeding off of Seph) Look at you..... You came & went at the same time. Too bad you had to die. (Lets Seph fall)”
*Kazama* I break away from Poison Red again & quickly grabbed Seph before he hits the ground. Seph’s bleeding hella bad. He won’t..... make it.
Kazama: “Seph.....”
Seph: “... I’m sorry man. I let.... my nuts d-d-... do the talk-”
Kazama: “Shut up. Just shut up.”
(Seph’s right hand slowly comes up to Kazama. He grabs his hand)
Kazama: “....... (Lightly crying) .......”
(Seph dies)
*Kazama* Seph... my best friend. Killed by sluts of the devil. Your death won’t be in vain, my friend. I fuckin’ promise.
Kazama: “(Eyes glow red, powers up, & turns towards Poison Red/K.N.H) You two bitches aren’t leaving here alive. I garan-damn-tee!!”
K.N.H: “Well come on. Hopefully you can make me scream your name unlike you friend.”
Kazama: “(Takes Seph’s Murasame & draw his Reaper) Both of you will scream more than just my name! I’LL MAKE YOU BOTH SCREAM BLOODY MURDER!!!”
Poison Red: “Oh... yeah. That’s what I wanna hear. I can’t wait to feel The Phantom Vampire’s super hot & super hard dick in my pussy. OOOHHH!!”
K.N.H: “Oh fuck. (Fingers herself) Come on us, Kazama! OOOhh shit! (Poison Red gets on her knees & eats out K.N.H) UUUHHH!!”
Kazama: “I’ll do more than just come (Quickly turns around) what?”
*Kazama* Suddenly I sense a super strong power. The power is extremely familiar. And it won’t stop rising.
K.N.H: “What? (Poison Red stops eating out K.N.H) No fuckin’ way! You’re not suppose to be-”
???: “(Powers up) ALIVE?! THINK AGAIN, DEMON SLUTS!!”
Kazama: “Seph?”
Seph: “YOU KNOW IT!!”
Poison Red: “She fed off of you. You should be dead. How are you still alive?”
Kazama: “I’d like to know the same fuckin’ thing.”
Seph: “YOU & I’LL TALK LATER, KAZAMA! I’LL TAKE CARE OF THESE BITCHES!!”
Kazama: “(Steps backwards against a nearby wall) ..... Alrighty then. Oh ladies?”
K.N.H/Poison Red: “Y-Y-Yeah?”
Kazama: “As you two already know... both of you hos are gonna die. I’m sorry I won’t get to see Seph completely destroy you, but I gotta protect my girlfriend. So I’ll see ya’ll in hell. You the man, Seph! (Disappears)”
K.N.H: “Crap, what are we gonna do?”
Poison Red: “I don’t... know.”
Seph: “Power of the Final Apocalypse..... NEMESIS!!!! (Powers up)”
Poison Red: “His power is rising too fast! We can’t stop him!”
*Seph* The sky is getting dark, the lighting flashes are bright, the thunder is eardrum shattering, & it is pouring rain, non-stop. The perfect setting to display my power. Before I transform to Nemesis, I slowly walk towards the hos from hell with an evil limp & my eyes glowing death red.
Seph: “Are you bitches ready to die?!”
K.N.H/Poison Red: “................”
*Seph* No more stalling. It’s time to bury these bitches in hell. I transform into a grotesque, two-headed phantasmic giant. They feared me. I could smell it. It was everywhere in the air.
The sluts try to make a break for it... & I let them run. Only to make them think that they can get away from me.
K.N.H: “(Stops running) ..... What was that thing?”
Poison Red: “(Stops running) I don’t know. I don’t care. We’re leaving.”
Seph: “(Appears behind K.N.H/Poison Red) Surprise, surprise!”
Poison Red/K.N.H: “AAAAAAAHHHHH!!”
*Seph* I grab the sluts by their necks & raise them up to both of my faces. Now they know that fear is.
Seph Head1: “Decisions. Decisions. Which bitch will I eat?”
Seph Head2: “Which bitch indeed?”
*Seph* I don’t feel like wasting time with Poison Red. So my right head bites her head clean off her neck. Then tosses her body against a nearby wall.
K.N.H: “Poison!!”
Seph Head1/ Seph Head2: “HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAA!!”
Seph Head1: “Don’t worry about her. You should be more worried about yourself & what I’m gonna make you do before you DIE!”
*Seph* I throw her on the ground & stood her back up. She is standing right in front of my now revealed, grotesque, slimy, thick, bug-infested dick.
Seph Head1/Seph Head2: “You wanna suck something, SUCK THIS!!”
*Seph* I grab her head hard, opened her mouth, & pushed my grotesque-ass dick straight through her throat & the back of her head. She immediately bled through her mouth. And the bugs crawled throughout K.N.H’s corpse. As I laughed in a loud, sinister way, the thunder cracked & roared throughout the sky.
Seph Head1/Seph Head2: “Time to drain the blood from both of you!”
*Seph* I then do what I said & drain Poison Red’s & K.N.H’s blood, Blood Omen style. Hopefully Kazama’s watching.
(Kazama/Lily is on top of a building)
Lily: “That was... ewwww!”
Kazama: “That was cool. But not cool like me.”
Lily: “Cool like you, huh?”
Kazama: “Cool like me.”
(Three minutes later)
Kazama: “Here he comes.”
Seph: “(Lands on building top) Final Apocalypse Nemesis..... rest.”
Kazama: “(Raises eyebrow)”
Seph: “What?”
Kazama: “... We’ll talk later. You ready Lily?”
Lily: “(Walks towards Kazama) Yeah. I’m ready.”
Kazama: “Alrighty then. (Picks up Lily & places her on the ground)”
Lily: “How long will I be out?”
Seph: “Two hours.”
Kazama: “Yeah. Two hours. (Leans towards Lily’s neck) ....... This is where you should close your eyes.”
(Kazama bites Lily’s neck & drains her blood uncontrollably)
Seph: “Yo’ Kazama. You can stop now. Kazama (Pats Kazama on the back) that’s enough. KAZAMA!!”
Kazama: “(Stops draining Lily’s blood) ...... Wha?”
Seph: “Good thing I was here.”
Kazama: “.....Yeah.”
Seph: “(Kazama picks up Lily) Where you headed?”
Kazama: “I’m taking her to my room at D.C.O HQ to rest in my bed. Be back in five.”
Seph: “Minutes that is.”
(Kazama flies off w/ Lily)
(Five minutes later. Kazama/Seph on building top)
Seph: “Finally back, huh?”
Kazama: “Yeah. Finally back.”
Seph: “So what you wanna do for the next two hours?”
Kazama: You’re gonna tell me how in the hell you survived the bite from K.N.H.”
Seph: “Oh yeah.”
Kazama: “Oh yeah.”
Seph: “..... When I was seven, my mom gave me a cup of green water. I didn’t know what it was, but mom told me the cook in our village made a new drink. I couldn’t read minds until I was ten, so I didn’t know if she was lying or not. So I drank it. It was nasty as hell, but she made me drink it all.
Ten years later I’m in a fight with a dude named Taitsuken. He was more powerful than me, but I didn’t care. I was trying to impress a girl whom I wanted to fuck so fucking badly... I would’ve done anything to get at that bitch’s-”
Kazama: “Seph. You’re off topic.”
Seph: “Oh, my bad. Taitsuken was whoopin’ my ass all fight long. Then he pulls out a knife & stabs me in the heart. I fall down & die. But as soon as he stops talkin’ trash & walks away, I come back to life. I was glowing green for a bit & then I think. The green water that mom gave me. It was an immortality potion. But it didn’t just give me my immortality, it awakened my ability to walk the daylight hours. That drink was actually made by the tribe leader’s personal medicine man.”
Kazama: “So after you killed Taitsuken, did you find out what the potion was called?”
Seph: “When we went into the building where we found them scientists that experimented on you, yeah. I think it was called..... Salmorie.”
Kazama: “Yeah. The same shit they used on me.”
Seph: “Now can we do something?”
Kazama: “Yeah. We can do something.”
(Two hours later. Lily wakes up in Kazama’s bed at D.C.O HQ)
Scenario: Two hours later, 9:14 p.m. Lily has just woken up from her two hour sleep & awakes in Kazama’s room at D.C.O. HQ, but she doesn’t know that. The room looks like an entire condo; two couches lined up in a half U shape w/ a 40in. flat screen TV, DVD player, & a PS2 on all on a home entertainment stand, a nice dining room table w/ two chairs, a very nice kitchen of course, & a master bedroom complete with a master bathroom virtually all in the same area.
Lily: “....... Wh-What? Where am... I? (Feels the side of her neck) ........... That’s right. Kazama bit me. I’m a Magus now. But I don’t feel any different. (Feels on her teeth) I have fangs. That’s one difference.”
*Lily* Out of nowhere, I smell blood. The blood smell is coming from this bottle on table next to the bed. I pick up the bottle & drink the blood very fast.
Lily: “(Finishes drinking the blood) Whoa. I never knew blood could taste so good.”
Kazama: “(Through Lily’s mind) {You’re just saying that cause you’re a vampire now.}”
Lily: “Kazama? Why are you in my head?”
(Kazama on the roof of D.C.O HQ)
Kazama: “(Talking to Lily using Telekinesis) {I’m not in your head. I’m talking to you with Telekinesis.}”
Lily: “(Through Kazama’s mind) {Telekinesis? Where are you?}”
Kazama: “{Use your powers to sense mine. Then you’ll find me.}”
(Fifteen minutes later)
Lily: “(Walks through the door on the roof) I finally found you.”
Kazama: “Good work. But you know that you’ll need training right?”
Lily: “You’ll train me?”
Kazama: “Nope. I’ve been called to China to assist the Suzaku Organization for I don’t know how long. A trainer in D.C.O will train you for a good six months. I’ll visit you every so often.”
Lily: “Is the trainer mean?”
Kazama: “Only if you do something he doesn’t like.”
Lily: “.....................”
Kazama: “(Grabs both of Lily’s hands) Listen, you’ll be fine. I know you will. Just don’t give up no matter what, alrighty then? (Kisses Lily on the forehead)”
Lily: “When do I start?”
Kazama: “... Tomorrow.”
(The next day. Kazama/Lily in the D.C.O training bay)
Scenario: The next day, Saturday 2:18 p.m. Kazama & Lily have arrived in the D.C.O. training bay to start Lily’s training to control her new abilities. The training bay is the size of a high school gym. But this gym has the latest in high-technology in computer simulation.
Kazama: “Trainer.”
Murray: “The names Murray. How many times must I tell you that?”
Kazama: “Another shitload. Anyway this is Lily. She needs training.”
Lily: “Hi.”
Murray: “New recruit?”
Lily: “Nope. I just need to control my new powers.”
Kazama: “Give her the same training level I had.”
Murray: “You’re a Magus Vampire huh?”
Lily: “Yep.”
Murray: “I’ll get you set up. (Walks away)”
Kazama: “You be coo’ okay? And listen to Murray. He know what he doin’.”
Lily: “Yeah. I kinda sensed that.”
Kazama: “(Kisses Lily) ...... See ya In six months.”
Lily: “See ya in six months. (Walks towards Murray)”
Kazama: “(Walks towards the exit) .............”
SEASON ONE
O V E R !
A Vampire Nerd
Can You Make Me One Of You?
(Four days later)
Scenario: Friday, 11:18 a.m. Kazama is drinking coffee at a Starbuck’s coffee house. The people there are, of course, staring at him for be there & drinking coffee; which is something that humans didn’t know vampires could do.
*Kazama* It’s mourning, eleven eighteen a.m. My master & Chaplin are at a meeting somewhere in the White House with the President. D.C.O is under control of, for now, by a dude named Simon Walker.
Me? I’m at a local Starbucks Coffee House, drinking coffee.
Waiter: “(Walks up to Kazama) Would you like anything else, sir?”
Kazama: “Nope. I’m good.”
(Waiter walks away)
Kazama: “Ay, wait. (Waiter returns to Kazama) Get me a big slice of Cheesecake to go.”
Waiter: “Certainly, sir. (Waiter walks away)”
(Four vampires walk into Starbuck’s & up to cashier)
Vamp1: “Hey lady!”
Cashier: “Welcome to Star-”
Vamp1: “Yeah, yeah. We know what this fuckin’ place is called. Now, we want (All four vampires pull out guns) your money & your blood.”
Kazama: “I wouldn’t do that if I were you limp-dicked, twisted fanged bastards. (Stands up)”
Vamp3: “Who the fuck...? Crap... y-you’re-”
Vamp2: T-The-the... Ph... Pha-”
Vamp1: “The Phantom Vampire. What a surprise.”
Kazama: “I’m surprised... you’re not scared to die.”
Vamp1: “I fear nothing.”
Kazama: “...... Power of the Final Apocalypse...... DAGRAAAA!!! (Powers up)”
Vamp1: “The fuck you talkin’ about? And what’s with you power rising... so fast?!”
Kazama: “I thought you weren’t afraid of DYING!! (Turns in to a Phantasm)”
Vamp1/Vamp2/Vamp3/Vamp4: “NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!”
(The inside of Starbucks turns to darkness. Kazama kills the four vampires)
(Five minutes later. Kazama is inside Starbuck’s Coffee Bar)
Kazama: “(Stares down at the blood spots)... You fear nothing...... My ass! (Walks outside)”
Waiter: “(Runs up to Kazama) Excuse me, sir!”
Kazama: “Oh yeah. (Turns around & Waiter hands Kazama the Cheesecake) Thanks dude.”
Waiter: “(Kazama hands Waiter Ten dollars) Have a nice day.”
(Kazama hops on his motorcycle & drives off)
(Lily at Beverly Hills High)
Scenario: 11:59 a.m. Lily is sitting out in front of the school holding some papers in her hand & staring at them with a worried look on her face.
Lily: “(Talking inside her mind) {I’ve been thinking..... about something that I gotta ask Kazama. But I won’t ask him up front. I’ll show him some of my drawing of him & three of my essays on vampires. Hopefully he’ll know what I’m saying.}”
(Kazama stops in front of Beverly Hills High)
Lily: “(Walks up to Kazama) Hey.”
Kazama: “(Hops off motorcycle & kisses Lily) How ya doin’, baby girl?”
Lily: “Good. What’s that?”
Kazama: “(Holds up bag) Got you some Cheesecake.”
Lily: “Cheesecake? Thank you! Thank you!”
Kazama: “(Hands Lily the Cheesecake) I know it’s your favorite.”
Lily: “Yeah. How did you-”
Kazama: “(Points at his head)”
Lily: “Oh. You can read minds?”
Kazama: “Only when I feel like, which isn’t all the time.”
Lily: “(Hands Kazama her essays) Check these out.”
Kazama: “What are these?”
Lily: “Old essays.”
Kazama: “A+, A-, & a B+. Not bad at all.”
Lily: “And they’re all on vampires.”
Kazama: “... You weren’t lying about being a vampire fanatic.”
Lily: “Of course I wasn’t. Oh! Look at these. (Hands Kazama her drawings)”
Kazama: “(Gives Lily her essays back)... You did these?”
Lily: “Yep.”
*Kazama* These drawings are amazing. The first on is of me standing straight with my sword on my shoulder. The second was a comic strip of me shooting a horde of ghouls. And the third was of me & Lily, standing on a hill in the night, holding each other in a loving embrace. I had no idea she was this good.
Kazama: “... If you keep this up, you’ll have Leonardo De Vinche crying in his grave; cause you’ll be known as the best.”
Lily: “(Kisses Kazama on the cheek) Thank you.”
Kazama: “... I know you wanna ask me something. So why don’t you just ask me?”
Lily: “I... don’t wanna ask-”
Kazama: “Lily.”
Lily: “... I’ve been thinking about this for the past three days. I don’t know what your answer will be, but here goes. Can you make me one of you?”
Kazama: “(Raises eyebrow) Say what?”
Lily: “(Takes back he drawings) Can you make me a Magus?”
Kazama: “... I will think about it. Only if you promise not to say shit about it for the whole day.”
Lily: “Okay. (Kisses Kazama on the cheek & runs to class) See ya in three hours.”
Kazama: “................”
Seph: “(Appears behind Kazama) So she wants to be a Magus. That’s some of the strangest shit ever, huh?”
Kazama: “(Turns around) Yeah. And I know why.”
Seph: “I do, too. She’s a human, you’re a vampire. She loves you a lot & she wants to be with you forever, but she can’t cause she can’t live forever like you can. So by becoming a Magus, she can be with you forever.”
Kazama: “.....................”
Seph: “What?”
Kazama: “... You’re not sick, are you?”
Seph: “No I ain’t sick , mutha-fucka!”
Kazama: “... Okay.”
Seph: “Anyway, let’s go do something.”
Kazama: “Like what?”
Seph: “Shit, I don’t know.”
Kazama: “Then why did you ask me if you don’t know?”
Seph: “..... Ugh... um...”
Kazama: “Thought so.”
Seph: “Man, you hatin’.”
Kazama: “(Walks away) Okay, man you hatin’.”
Seph: “Hey, where you goin’?”
Kazama: “(Stops walking) Don’t you wanna do something?”
Seph: “Oh yeah. (Catches up with Kazama)”
(Kazama/Seph fly off)
(Brandon Wu in his home office)
Scenario: 2:00 p.m. Brandon Wu, Lily’s father is sitting in his home office messing with a stack of papers & photos of Kazama. His office has dark brown paint with several painting on the walls, a dark brown desk w/ chair, three light brown cabinets, & a dart board on the wall near the door. The dart board has a picture of Kazama on it.
Brandon: “(Messing with papers/pictures & talking inside his mind) {Vampires are menaces. Especially Kazama. He claims to be with the humans, but that’s a load of vampire shit. I will find out what he’s planning. And when I do (Stands up & picks up darts) I will rid this planet of you wretched soul (Throws darts at a picture of Kazama on the wall)... FOREVER!!}”
Miaka: “(Walks into Brandon’s office) Brandon. Lunch is ready. (Looks at the picture of Kazama with darts) Brandon, will you give it up. He’s not like those other vampires. When will you see that?”
Brandon: “He is like all the others. He’s planning something with my daughter & I know it.”
Miaka: “You’re right. He’s planning on loving her.”
Brandon: “THAT’S NOT IT!!”
Miaka: “..... (Leaves his office)”
Brandon: “Mi-Miaka, wait!.......... Damn.”
(Fifty minutes later. Kazama is invisible inside Lily’s pre-cal class)
M. Rose: “And that’s it for today. Anybody wanna talk about something off topic?”
Students: “..........................”
Student1: “Hey Lily, how’s Kazama doing?”
Lily: “Why do you care?”
Student1: “Just thought since you’re his GIRLFRIEND that you’d know.”
Lily: “So what if I’m his girlfriend. Do you see a-”
Student2: “(Stands up) I see a big ass problem.”
Lily: “(Stands up) You know Brett, you’ve been giving me shit this whole week since I’ve been with Kazama. Are you speciesist or something?
Brett: “Yeah I am. Us humans have been doing fine until these human sized bats from hell came here. But just when I thought shit couldn’t get anymore fuckin sickening, I hear that humans HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THESE FUCKS FROM HELL!!”
Lily: “YOU KNOW WHAT?? You an asshole!”
Ms. Rose: “EVERYONE SHUT UP!!! BRETT SIT DOWN!! Lily you sit down also.”
Lily: “Fine. (Sits down)”
Ms. Rose: “BRETT!!”
(Bell rings. Everyone leaves school)
Lily: “GOD that asshole!! Where does he get off?”
Kazama: “(Appears behind Lily) He obviously got off the wrong side of the shit can when he was born.”
Lily: “(Turns around) Hey. (Hugs Kazama) How are you today?”
Kazama: “I’m good. Watch this. HEY BRETT!!”
Brett: “(Turns around) What?”
Kazama: “(Evil grin) Hi.”
*Kazama* I heard everything that fuck head said to my girl, & I’m not going to stand there & have that dick living & breathing. So to show him what I mean I force push him against the wall behind him & warp in front of him. Then I remove my shades & stare straight at him as my blood red eyes glow bright. As he stares into death I use telekinesis to pull about ten locker doors from their lockers & wrap them around Brett the speciesist.
Kazama: “(Gets into Brett’s face) If you ever, AND THE PHANTOM VAMPIRE MEANS EVER talk to Lily like that ever again, I WILL KILL YOU!!!”
*Kazama* I look down &, like everybody else, see a wet spot on his pants. It wasn’t just any wet spot, it was slowly getting bigger. Scary bastard.
Lily: “(Grabs Kazama’s arm) Alright Kazama, let’s go. (Pulls Kazama out of the school)”
(Kazama/Lily are in the front of the school)
Lily: “Okay. How did you know what Brett said to me?”
Kazama: “(Grins) I was invisible in the corner by the window.”
Lily: “Oh. Why?”
Kazama: “Because I wanted to wait until school was over to tell you I will make you a Magus.”
Lily: “R-Really? Fo’ reals?”
Kazama: “Fo’ reals.”
Lily: “ALRIGHT!! YEAH!!!”
Students/Teachers: “(Staring at Lily) .......................”
Lily: “Ugh... heh heh... sorry.”
Kazama: “Follow me.”
(Kazama/Lily/Seph on top of a building)
Scenario: 7:42 p.m. sunset. Kazama, Lily, & Seph have arrived on the top of a random building that has a view of the sunset.
Kazama: “You remember Seph?”
Lily: “... Oh yeah. Hi.”
Seph: “What’s up?”
Kazama: “(Grabs Lily’s hand) You sure about this Lily?”
Lily: “I’m very sure. If we’re to be together, something has to be done. I might as well become a........ what’s that word you told me earlier babe?”
Kazama: “Nosferatu.”
Lily: “That’s the one.”
Seph: “Which means vampire in Romanian.”
Lily: “Romanian? It sounded German to me.”
Seph: “It does doesn’t it? Anyway Kazama. I told ya.”
Kazama: “What you tell me?”
Seph: “I told you why she wanted to be a Magus like you. Just as she said it.”
Kazama: “You said something else.”
Seph: “They both sound the same to me, goddamn it.”
*Kazama* Just to be sure I stare into Lily’s eyes. And they told me that she was as sure as hell about being a Magus. Two things would come out of this: one; Lily & I will be together forever & two; Their will be three Magus vampires in the world.
Just as I attempted to bite Lily, I sensed..... an army of ghouls. They were on the streets below the building we are on. And there’s a parade down there, which will add on to the carnage. Among the ghouls I sense two vampires. They must be the ones calling the shots.
Lily: “What’s wrong?”
Seph: “Ghouls. A shitload of them.”
Kazama: “And there are two vampires calling the shots. Lily, stay here no matter what okay?”
Lily: “Okay.”
Kazama: “See ya on the ground floor?”
Seph: “Alrighty then.”
*Kazama* Seph & I fall of the building to head towards the vampires & their pile of shit ghouls to kick their asses.
???1: “Look at the humans as they run away in terror.”
???2: “And they’re tripping over their own feet while the ghouls are just walking. Just like in the movies.”
*Kazama* The army of ghouls lead by these two is being destroyed by me & Seph. They can’t see us, which means that they can’t stop us. All they can do is watch.
???1: “It looks like they’ve found us.”
???2: “Oh yeah. Now we can have some fun.”
(Kazama/Seph appear in front of ???1/???2)
Kazama: “The Shians huh? What are you bastards planning this time?”
???1: “There’s no need for you to know, yet.”
???2: “Besides, we haven’t told you our names yet.”
*Kazama* When they removed their cloaks, Seph’s jaw dropped to the floor & my eyes widened. Cause what we saw would make any horny-ass guy drop to their knees & fuck ‘em. The girl on the left of me was wearing a tight black jump suit which covered everything but her pussy, her ass, & her tits. She had a net-like bra that covered her tits. But I wouldn’t call it coverage.
The girl on the right of me was wearing brown boots that nearly reached her kneecaps, a brown super short skirt with no panties, a long sleeved net-like shirt with no bra, gloves like mine but brown, & a brown cowboy hat. These bitches are dirty.
Poison Red: “I’m known as Poison Red; the poisoned weapons expert. I know every poison created by humans, vampires, & nature.”
K.N.H: “I’m called Karen ‘Nuclear’ Holmes. I specialize in Nuclear Bombs.”
Seph: “Damn, these bitches is fine!”
Kazama: “Seph, go home.”
Seph: “What? Why?”
Kazama: “Cause you won’t be able to fight at one hundred percent kick-ass cause you think these bitches is fine.... But if you can forget about how good these bitches look, then you can stay.”
Seph: “Alrighty then.”
K.N.H: “You boys ready for the nasty?”
Kazama: “The what?”
Poison Red: “To us, fighting is like having sex. Every punch we take is like a huge dick, entering our pussies at full speed.”
K.N.H: “Every kick (Lightly fingers herself) ...... is like being fucked in the pussy & the ass.”
Poison Red: “And when we bleed, it’s like cum.”
Kazama/Seph: “(Look at each other) Damn.”
K.N.H: “Time to play.”
Poison Red: “K.N.H verses Seph, & Poison Red verses The Phantom Vampire. UUUhhh... I can’t wait.”
Kazama: “I bet you can’t, bitch. (Charges towards Poison Red)”
*Kazama* Seph & K.N.H start fighting at the same time me & Poison Red start. This girl is fast, very fast. And powerful. She’s throwin’ punches & kicks relentlessly at me. I’m doing the same. I catch her off guard & give her a taste of my Nine Kicks of the World, which are nine of my most powerful kicks turned into a nine hit combo.
All nine kicks connect on the broad, but right after hit number nine she punches me in the gut, rapidly kicks me in the head, which I block all six, grabs me & throws me to the ground.
I land on both feet & charge back up towards the bitch.
(Seph vs. K.N.H)
*Seph* Damn this bitch is tough. I didn’t think she could fight this fast. I thought she would try & fuck me to death.
K.N.H: “You’re not all that bad. I wonder if your dick is as big as your power level.”
Seph: “Oh it is. Don’t wor...... don’t try that seductive, nasty shit on me lady. We can’t have you killin’ innocent humans. That’s why we’re here to stop you.”
K.N.H: “How are you gonna stop me? Strip me down? Have your way with me? (Rubs on her body) Eat me? (Fingers her pussy) Beat me with your hard dick?”
Seph: “(Takes a deep breath) Yeah.”
K.N.H: “(Spreads her legs in mid-air) My wet pussy’s waiting for your super hard dick.”
Seph: “Well here it comes.”
*Seph* I float towards this super fine & super horny bitch, getting ready to fuck this bitch raw... & uncensored.
Seph: “(Pulls his pants down revealing his long hard dick) Ya see that?”
K.N.H: “Oh yeah. It’s so big. Can I suck it? (Grabs Seph’s dick with both hands, puts it in her mouth, & sucks his dick)”
Seph: “..... Oh yeah.”
(Kazama vs. Poison Red)
*Kazama* As I break Poison Red’s off of me I look behind me, in the air, to see K.N.H sucking Seph’s dick? And he’s not even trying to pry the bitch off. He let his nuts do the talking.
Kazama: “Seph! SEPH!! What the FUCK is yo’ bitch-ass doing? Get that bitch off her nuts & kill her!”
Seph: “Oh shit!”
Kazama: “SEPH!!”
Poison Red: “(Grabs Kazama’s arms & legs with her arms & legs) You know you wish I would do that to you. (Licks Kazama’s neck)”
Kazama: “.... When hell freezes over.”
(Seph vs. K.N.H)
*Seph* I’m havin’ a good time, floatin’ in mid-air while K.N.H sucks my dick better than all the others. But out of nowhere she punctures her hand through my heart. Then, as I’m writhing in pain, she gets off my nuts, slides my dick in her pussy, & bites me square in the neck.
I can’t believe it. I’m gonna die.
Kazama: “SSSEEEPPPHHH!!!”
Poison Red: “HAHAHAAA!! One down, one to go. HAHAHAHAAA!!”
Kazama: “Seph......”
K.N.H: “(Stops feeding off of Seph) Look at you..... You came & went at the same time. Too bad you had to die. (Lets Seph fall)”
*Kazama* I break away from Poison Red again & quickly grabbed Seph before he hits the ground. Seph’s bleeding hella bad. He won’t..... make it.
Kazama: “Seph.....”
Seph: “... I’m sorry man. I let.... my nuts d-d-... do the talk-”
Kazama: “Shut up. Just shut up.”
(Seph’s right hand slowly comes up to Kazama. He grabs his hand)
Kazama: “....... (Lightly crying) .......”
(Seph dies)
*Kazama* Seph... my best friend. Killed by sluts of the devil. Your death won’t be in vain, my friend. I fuckin’ promise.
Kazama: “(Eyes glow red, powers up, & turns towards Poison Red/K.N.H) You two bitches aren’t leaving here alive. I garan-damn-tee!!”
K.N.H: “Well come on. Hopefully you can make me scream your name unlike you friend.”
Kazama: “(Takes Seph’s Murasame & draw his Reaper) Both of you will scream more than just my name! I’LL MAKE YOU BOTH SCREAM BLOODY MURDER!!!”
Poison Red: “Oh... yeah. That’s what I wanna hear. I can’t wait to feel The Phantom Vampire’s super hot & super hard dick in my pussy. OOOHHH!!”
K.N.H: “Oh fuck. (Fingers herself) Come on us, Kazama! OOOhh shit! (Poison Red gets on her knees & eats out K.N.H) UUUHHH!!”
Kazama: “I’ll do more than just come (Quickly turns around) what?”
*Kazama* Suddenly I sense a super strong power. The power is extremely familiar. And it won’t stop rising.
K.N.H: “What? (Poison Red stops eating out K.N.H) No fuckin’ way! You’re not suppose to be-”
???: “(Powers up) ALIVE?! THINK AGAIN, DEMON SLUTS!!”
Kazama: “Seph?”
Seph: “YOU KNOW IT!!”
Poison Red: “She fed off of you. You should be dead. How are you still alive?”
Kazama: “I’d like to know the same fuckin’ thing.”
Seph: “YOU & I’LL TALK LATER, KAZAMA! I’LL TAKE CARE OF THESE BITCHES!!”
Kazama: “(Steps backwards against a nearby wall) ..... Alrighty then. Oh ladies?”
K.N.H/Poison Red: “Y-Y-Yeah?”
Kazama: “As you two already know... both of you hos are gonna die. I’m sorry I won’t get to see Seph completely destroy you, but I gotta protect my girlfriend. So I’ll see ya’ll in hell. You the man, Seph! (Disappears)”
K.N.H: “Crap, what are we gonna do?”
Poison Red: “I don’t... know.”
Seph: “Power of the Final Apocalypse..... NEMESIS!!!! (Powers up)”
Poison Red: “His power is rising too fast! We can’t stop him!”
*Seph* The sky is getting dark, the lighting flashes are bright, the thunder is eardrum shattering, & it is pouring rain, non-stop. The perfect setting to display my power. Before I transform to Nemesis, I slowly walk towards the hos from hell with an evil limp & my eyes glowing death red.
Seph: “Are you bitches ready to die?!”
K.N.H/Poison Red: “................”
*Seph* No more stalling. It’s time to bury these bitches in hell. I transform into a grotesque, two-headed phantasmic giant. They feared me. I could smell it. It was everywhere in the air.
The sluts try to make a break for it... & I let them run. Only to make them think that they can get away from me.
K.N.H: “(Stops running) ..... What was that thing?”
Poison Red: “(Stops running) I don’t know. I don’t care. We’re leaving.”
Seph: “(Appears behind K.N.H/Poison Red) Surprise, surprise!”
Poison Red/K.N.H: “AAAAAAAHHHHH!!”
*Seph* I grab the sluts by their necks & raise them up to both of my faces. Now they know that fear is.
Seph Head1: “Decisions. Decisions. Which bitch will I eat?”
Seph Head2: “Which bitch indeed?”
*Seph* I don’t feel like wasting time with Poison Red. So my right head bites her head clean off her neck. Then tosses her body against a nearby wall.
K.N.H: “Poison!!”
Seph Head1/ Seph Head2: “HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAA!!”
Seph Head1: “Don’t worry about her. You should be more worried about yourself & what I’m gonna make you do before you DIE!”
*Seph* I throw her on the ground & stood her back up. She is standing right in front of my now revealed, grotesque, slimy, thick, bug-infested dick.
Seph Head1/Seph Head2: “You wanna suck something, SUCK THIS!!”
*Seph* I grab her head hard, opened her mouth, & pushed my grotesque-ass dick straight through her throat & the back of her head. She immediately bled through her mouth. And the bugs crawled throughout K.N.H’s corpse. As I laughed in a loud, sinister way, the thunder cracked & roared throughout the sky.
Seph Head1/Seph Head2: “Time to drain the blood from both of you!”
*Seph* I then do what I said & drain Poison Red’s & K.N.H’s blood, Blood Omen style. Hopefully Kazama’s watching.
(Kazama/Lily is on top of a building)
Lily: “That was... ewwww!”
Kazama: “That was cool. But not cool like me.”
Lily: “Cool like you, huh?”
Kazama: “Cool like me.”
(Three minutes later)
Kazama: “Here he comes.”
Seph: “(Lands on building top) Final Apocalypse Nemesis..... rest.”
Kazama: “(Raises eyebrow)”
Seph: “What?”
Kazama: “... We’ll talk later. You ready Lily?”
Lily: “(Walks towards Kazama) Yeah. I’m ready.”
Kazama: “Alrighty then. (Picks up Lily & places her on the ground)”
Lily: “How long will I be out?”
Seph: “Two hours.”
Kazama: “Yeah. Two hours. (Leans towards Lily’s neck) ....... This is where you should close your eyes.”
(Kazama bites Lily’s neck & drains her blood uncontrollably)
Seph: “Yo’ Kazama. You can stop now. Kazama (Pats Kazama on the back) that’s enough. KAZAMA!!”
Kazama: “(Stops draining Lily’s blood) ...... Wha?”
Seph: “Good thing I was here.”
Kazama: “.....Yeah.”
Seph: “(Kazama picks up Lily) Where you headed?”
Kazama: “I’m taking her to my room at D.C.O HQ to rest in my bed. Be back in five.”
Seph: “Minutes that is.”
(Kazama flies off w/ Lily)
(Five minutes later. Kazama/Seph on building top)
Seph: “Finally back, huh?”
Kazama: “Yeah. Finally back.”
Seph: “So what you wanna do for the next two hours?”
Kazama: You’re gonna tell me how in the hell you survived the bite from K.N.H.”
Seph: “Oh yeah.”
Kazama: “Oh yeah.”
Seph: “..... When I was seven, my mom gave me a cup of green water. I didn’t know what it was, but mom told me the cook in our village made a new drink. I couldn’t read minds until I was ten, so I didn’t know if she was lying or not. So I drank it. It was nasty as hell, but she made me drink it all.
Ten years later I’m in a fight with a dude named Taitsuken. He was more powerful than me, but I didn’t care. I was trying to impress a girl whom I wanted to fuck so fucking badly... I would’ve done anything to get at that bitch’s-”
Kazama: “Seph. You’re off topic.”
Seph: “Oh, my bad. Taitsuken was whoopin’ my ass all fight long. Then he pulls out a knife & stabs me in the heart. I fall down & die. But as soon as he stops talkin’ trash & walks away, I come back to life. I was glowing green for a bit & then I think. The green water that mom gave me. It was an immortality potion. But it didn’t just give me my immortality, it awakened my ability to walk the daylight hours. That drink was actually made by the tribe leader’s personal medicine man.”
Kazama: “So after you killed Taitsuken, did you find out what the potion was called?”
Seph: “When we went into the building where we found them scientists that experimented on you, yeah. I think it was called..... Salmorie.”
Kazama: “Yeah. The same shit they used on me.”
Seph: “Now can we do something?”
Kazama: “Yeah. We can do something.”
(Two hours later. Lily wakes up in Kazama’s bed at D.C.O HQ)
Scenario: Two hours later, 9:14 p.m. Lily has just woken up from her two hour sleep & awakes in Kazama’s room at D.C.O. HQ, but she doesn’t know that. The room looks like an entire condo; two couches lined up in a half U shape w/ a 40in. flat screen TV, DVD player, & a PS2 on all on a home entertainment stand, a nice dining room table w/ two chairs, a very nice kitchen of course, & a master bedroom complete with a master bathroom virtually all in the same area.
Lily: “....... Wh-What? Where am... I? (Feels the side of her neck) ........... That’s right. Kazama bit me. I’m a Magus now. But I don’t feel any different. (Feels on her teeth) I have fangs. That’s one difference.”
*Lily* Out of nowhere, I smell blood. The blood smell is coming from this bottle on table next to the bed. I pick up the bottle & drink the blood very fast.
Lily: “(Finishes drinking the blood) Whoa. I never knew blood could taste so good.”
Kazama: “(Through Lily’s mind) {You’re just saying that cause you’re a vampire now.}”
Lily: “Kazama? Why are you in my head?”
(Kazama on the roof of D.C.O HQ)
Kazama: “(Talking to Lily using Telekinesis) {I’m not in your head. I’m talking to you with Telekinesis.}”
Lily: “(Through Kazama’s mind) {Telekinesis? Where are you?}”
Kazama: “{Use your powers to sense mine. Then you’ll find me.}”
(Fifteen minutes later)
Lily: “(Walks through the door on the roof) I finally found you.”
Kazama: “Good work. But you know that you’ll need training right?”
Lily: “You’ll train me?”
Kazama: “Nope. I’ve been called to China to assist the Suzaku Organization for I don’t know how long. A trainer in D.C.O will train you for a good six months. I’ll visit you every so often.”
Lily: “Is the trainer mean?”
Kazama: “Only if you do something he doesn’t like.”
Lily: “.....................”
Kazama: “(Grabs both of Lily’s hands) Listen, you’ll be fine. I know you will. Just don’t give up no matter what, alrighty then? (Kisses Lily on the forehead)”
Lily: “When do I start?”
Kazama: “... Tomorrow.”
(The next day. Kazama/Lily in the D.C.O training bay)
Scenario: The next day, Saturday 2:18 p.m. Kazama & Lily have arrived in the D.C.O. training bay to start Lily’s training to control her new abilities. The training bay is the size of a high school gym. But this gym has the latest in high-technology in computer simulation.
Kazama: “Trainer.”
Murray: “The names Murray. How many times must I tell you that?”
Kazama: “Another shitload. Anyway this is Lily. She needs training.”
Lily: “Hi.”
Murray: “New recruit?”
Lily: “Nope. I just need to control my new powers.”
Kazama: “Give her the same training level I had.”
Murray: “You’re a Magus Vampire huh?”
Lily: “Yep.”
Murray: “I’ll get you set up. (Walks away)”
Kazama: “You be coo’ okay? And listen to Murray. He know what he doin’.”
Lily: “Yeah. I kinda sensed that.”
Kazama: “(Kisses Lily) ...... See ya In six months.”
Lily: “See ya in six months. (Walks towards Murray)”
Kazama: “(Walks towards the exit) .............”
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