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Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
21
Views:
1,354
Reviews:
42
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
No Super Duper Spicy Fajitas? Flame is... GONE?
\'Elemental Super Heros\'
No Super Duper Spicy Fajitas? Flame is... GONE?
The group of Flame, Wind, Ice, Earth, Bud, Leaf, and Flood all stood in the circle, waiting for the two convicted to return.
Suddenly, Jolt returned, laying as if he were thrown.
Metalla was no where to be seen.
“Well?” Flame asked, “Have you received your judgements?”
Jolt nodded.
“And what were they?” Wind asked.
“I... I no longer have my powers.” Jolt whispered, ashamed. “And you know where I am suppose to go...”
Flame nodded, “Prison. Yes. As for Metalla?”
Jolt stood up and dusted himself off, “Gracious one was not so forgiving... Yes, she was stripped of her powers, but that was just the beginning. She was kept alive while her arms and legs were ripped from their sockets, her ovaries were ripped out with a dull, cold spoon, her eyeballs were melted... and her hair was completely ripped out in handfuls and chunks. Then, she will bel left to bleed eternally in darkness.”
Earth retched, turning green.
Flame tried her hardest not to smile, “The Goddess mote it.”
With that, the group broke the circle and Earth grabbed Jolt. “Come along...”
Jolt looked down at the ground, “I am honored that she did not harm me in any way...”
***
Later, at the prison...
“Here... Mayor, is the man we told you about.” Flame said, handing over Jolt.
“Yes... yes. He goes in the cell with ‘Bunny.’” The Mayor said.
“Bunny?” Earth said, “Doesn’t sound to bad...”
The Mayor led the group to the cell with a seven foot tall, three hundred pound African American man in it. “Bunny!” He called.
Jolt whimpered.
“Grrrrr...” Was all that came out of Bunny’s mouth.
“Why do they call him Bunny?” Flame asked.
“They...call him Bunny because of his daughter, he had her pet bunny tattooed on his arm.” The Mayor said.
“I...I see.” Wind said, cringing as the man cracked his knuckles.
“Here you go Bunny!” Ice said, as the doors opened, “This is Jolt, take GOOD care of him for us, will you?”
Bunny nodded and smiled as the doors closed.
Jolt plastered himself to the side of the cell, calling as the Elemental Super Hero’s left, “You guys can’t possibly leave me here...this is inhumane! This is...”
Bunny, meanwhile, was preparing to ‘initiate’ Jolt into the group.
***
“What do you guys think? Food Court for lunch?” Flame asked, “And DDR?”
Earth jumped up and down happily, “DDR DDR!”
“I would like that.” Wind said.
“Me too.” Leaf said, he was sitting next to Ice.
***
Soon the group arrived at the Food Court. Ice got in line for pizza, Earth got in line for the Cookie Factory, Wind offered to get Flame some Chinese, Leaf got Cajun, and Flood got Steak. Flame had walked over to the DDR machine, to get tokens for the group to dance to after they ate.
Soon, everyone heard Flames’ voice crying out, “STORM! STORM IS THAT YOU?!?!”
Wind shook his head as he received his meals, “Oh no... tell me that isn’t who I think that is...”
Ice was already sitting down, “Who is this Storm?”
Wind sat beside her and Leaf and spoke dryly, “Competition...”
“Now, now Wind... I like you. I just like to push your buttons.” A voice as deep as thunder spoke.
Ice and Flood, who had just sat down, looked up. Wind looked at his food, mumbling.
Storm was a tall man, a few inches shy of six feet tall. He had shoulder length shaggy whitish hair and two different colored eyes, one blue eye that rivaled Ice’s in intensity, and one brilliant yellow almost catlike eye. He wore a pair of baggy cargo pants and a tee shirt that said, ‘Don’t piss me off’.
“Hey, who’s that?” Earth asked, sitting down with his cookies.
“My name is Storm, just Storm.” Storm spoke. “I am an old friend of Flame’s.”
“And an old rival of mine.” Wind hissed.
“Guys,” Flame said, “I have already asked Storm to join our group...after we lost Jolt, we need another one who can control lightning... and he is that one.” Flame was smiling from ear to ear. Ice and Flood couldn’t help but smile too, it was infectious.
“Wonderful.” Wind sighed.
“Wind...” Storm said, smiling, “I hope we can learn to work together...”
***
Later that evening, in the home, there was a huge fight between Ice, Leaf, Flood, Earth and Wind. Flame was the only one who was calm, and Storm would join the group formally the next morning.
“Go build a sandcastle!” Flood hissed at Earth.
“Drown yourself!” Earth hissed back.
“Go build a snowman!” Wind yelled at Ice.
Ice sniffled, so Leaf jumped in, “Don’t talk to her that way! Blow off!”
“Oh, go form a tree and hang yourself from it!” Wind yelled.
Finally, Flame had enough, “GUYS!”
Everyone stopped just short of beating each other and looked at Flame.
“You know how childish you guys are? I mean, look... I’M THE CALM ONE!”
Everyone looked down in shame.
“Now. Let’s all calm down and go to bed, Storm will be here early tomorrow and I have to go grocery shopping.” Flame said.
“But I just went...” Ice said.
“Oh, believe me I know... but we have a seventeen year old boy in the house...” Flame stared at Earth, who cowered.
“I can’t help it I’m always hungry.” Earth said meekly.
***
It was early the next morning and Earth was eating a huge bowl of cereal.
“Hey Earth...” Ice called him.
Earth turned his head, right into Flame’s boobs. Earth smiled, then said “No thanks Flame, I don’t need anymore milk...”
Flame reached back and smacked him as hard as she could. Wind, on the other side of the table, laughed.
“You deserved that...”
“I know Wind...” Earth smiled.
“Well, I am going grocery shopping...” Flame said, grabbing the car keys.
“Are you sure you don’t want us to go with you? At least me?” Ice said.
“No, not this time, I’ll be fine.” Flame said, leaving.
***
Flame was walking through the cereal aisle and heard a noise behind her, it sounded like a faint cry for help.
She turned around and was about to say something when a silver sleeping crucifix smacked her in between the eyes, knocking her out instantly.
“Ah... that was almost too easy...” Priest 478-52B smiled, picking up the sleeping Flame and taking her with him.
***
“Guys, Flame’s not back yet... And tonight is her night to cook...” Wind said.
“Ugh, I would rather not have her Spicy Fajitas.” Earth groaned.
“Still sick from last time Earth?” Flood laughed, “That was almost two weeks ago!”
Ice, who was washing the dishes, screamed, “CROSS!”
Wind was the first one into the kitchen, “It’s alright Ice... it’s a messenger cross...look, there is a message attached.” Wind began to read. “‘We have your flame...’”
“Those monsters didn’t even capitalize her name!” Earth hissed.
“Continuing on...” Flood said, as Wind walked into the living room, where everyone else was.
“‘We have your flame, *insert Evil laughter here*... If you ever want to see her alive, send the Elemental that she is least compatible with to the church on the corner of Main and Fourth. Come alone...’”
“I do hope the realize that we are all compatible if Flame wants us to be, even myself or Flood...” Ice said, after Wind finished reading the note.
“But they think that Ice or Flood would be the least compatible...” Wind said, “Let’s go!”
***
Soon, the group was standing outside of the church.
“Guys, they told me to go alone...” Ice said.
“We can’t let you in there without some protection... we are going to stay out here.” Wind said.
Storm, who had met up with the group just moments before, and had been filled in on the events by Wind, nodded, “We have to save Flame!”
“Since when are you two working together?” Ice asked, “I thought you couldn’t stand each other...”
“If it’s for Flame, we will...” Wind said, “Now... YOU go in alone... we’ll be in hiding.”
“Where?” Ice said, looking around downtown.
“Got it covered.” Leaf said, dusting his hands off.
Ice nodded and walked towards the church, slightly afraid.
***
“Ahhh...Greetings.” A voice echoed in the church.
“Where is Flame?” Ice spat as she walked down the aisle.
“Touchy, touchy... in due time...” the voice spoke.
As Ice slowly drew closer the man laughed, “I thought they would send you...”
“How do you know who I am?”
“You... my dear, are Ice Sickle... the least compatible to Flame Dancer, besides, of course, for maybe Flood Waters.” The man could be seen in shadows, and he was smiling.
“That I am... but I followed your instructions, I have come alone.” Ice said, standing, ready to attack if need be.
“Now, now, my dear Ice... stand down, I have no intent on harming you...” The voice spoke. It was dark and raspy, with a foreign accent to it.
“Oh? Then why have me come alone to retrieve Flame?”
“Dear, Flame just happened to be the one in the grocery store... it could have been any one of you... but no, my priest had grabbed the very LEADER...the very LIFEBLOOD of my arch nemesis, Flame Dancer.”
“Can it and tell me where is FLAME!” Ice grew madder.
“Ah...” The man leaned forward, “She is here...and safe...”
“The Poisonous POPE?!?!?!” Ice jumped back, “What are you doing here?”
He chuckled softly, “Now, now... no need to call me Poisonous... I am merely a man who is doing God’s work.”
“You are using the name of your deity to do evil!” Ice hissed.
“You are just saying that because you have a different religion.”
“Look, old man... I don’t care about your religion. But killing people off and stealing money in the name of ANY religion is bad! I would still fight you if we were the same or not!”
“I have to admit...” The Posinous man spoke, “I like your spunk...” he smiled, then frowned, “Makes it unfortunate that I have to do this to you...”
With that, he snapped his fingers.
((wasn\'t suppose to end here, I had a request to post what I had... ideas? Let me have \'em!))
No Super Duper Spicy Fajitas? Flame is... GONE?
The group of Flame, Wind, Ice, Earth, Bud, Leaf, and Flood all stood in the circle, waiting for the two convicted to return.
Suddenly, Jolt returned, laying as if he were thrown.
Metalla was no where to be seen.
“Well?” Flame asked, “Have you received your judgements?”
Jolt nodded.
“And what were they?” Wind asked.
“I... I no longer have my powers.” Jolt whispered, ashamed. “And you know where I am suppose to go...”
Flame nodded, “Prison. Yes. As for Metalla?”
Jolt stood up and dusted himself off, “Gracious one was not so forgiving... Yes, she was stripped of her powers, but that was just the beginning. She was kept alive while her arms and legs were ripped from their sockets, her ovaries were ripped out with a dull, cold spoon, her eyeballs were melted... and her hair was completely ripped out in handfuls and chunks. Then, she will bel left to bleed eternally in darkness.”
Earth retched, turning green.
Flame tried her hardest not to smile, “The Goddess mote it.”
With that, the group broke the circle and Earth grabbed Jolt. “Come along...”
Jolt looked down at the ground, “I am honored that she did not harm me in any way...”
***
Later, at the prison...
“Here... Mayor, is the man we told you about.” Flame said, handing over Jolt.
“Yes... yes. He goes in the cell with ‘Bunny.’” The Mayor said.
“Bunny?” Earth said, “Doesn’t sound to bad...”
The Mayor led the group to the cell with a seven foot tall, three hundred pound African American man in it. “Bunny!” He called.
Jolt whimpered.
“Grrrrr...” Was all that came out of Bunny’s mouth.
“Why do they call him Bunny?” Flame asked.
“They...call him Bunny because of his daughter, he had her pet bunny tattooed on his arm.” The Mayor said.
“I...I see.” Wind said, cringing as the man cracked his knuckles.
“Here you go Bunny!” Ice said, as the doors opened, “This is Jolt, take GOOD care of him for us, will you?”
Bunny nodded and smiled as the doors closed.
Jolt plastered himself to the side of the cell, calling as the Elemental Super Hero’s left, “You guys can’t possibly leave me here...this is inhumane! This is...”
Bunny, meanwhile, was preparing to ‘initiate’ Jolt into the group.
***
“What do you guys think? Food Court for lunch?” Flame asked, “And DDR?”
Earth jumped up and down happily, “DDR DDR!”
“I would like that.” Wind said.
“Me too.” Leaf said, he was sitting next to Ice.
***
Soon the group arrived at the Food Court. Ice got in line for pizza, Earth got in line for the Cookie Factory, Wind offered to get Flame some Chinese, Leaf got Cajun, and Flood got Steak. Flame had walked over to the DDR machine, to get tokens for the group to dance to after they ate.
Soon, everyone heard Flames’ voice crying out, “STORM! STORM IS THAT YOU?!?!”
Wind shook his head as he received his meals, “Oh no... tell me that isn’t who I think that is...”
Ice was already sitting down, “Who is this Storm?”
Wind sat beside her and Leaf and spoke dryly, “Competition...”
“Now, now Wind... I like you. I just like to push your buttons.” A voice as deep as thunder spoke.
Ice and Flood, who had just sat down, looked up. Wind looked at his food, mumbling.
Storm was a tall man, a few inches shy of six feet tall. He had shoulder length shaggy whitish hair and two different colored eyes, one blue eye that rivaled Ice’s in intensity, and one brilliant yellow almost catlike eye. He wore a pair of baggy cargo pants and a tee shirt that said, ‘Don’t piss me off’.
“Hey, who’s that?” Earth asked, sitting down with his cookies.
“My name is Storm, just Storm.” Storm spoke. “I am an old friend of Flame’s.”
“And an old rival of mine.” Wind hissed.
“Guys,” Flame said, “I have already asked Storm to join our group...after we lost Jolt, we need another one who can control lightning... and he is that one.” Flame was smiling from ear to ear. Ice and Flood couldn’t help but smile too, it was infectious.
“Wonderful.” Wind sighed.
“Wind...” Storm said, smiling, “I hope we can learn to work together...”
***
Later that evening, in the home, there was a huge fight between Ice, Leaf, Flood, Earth and Wind. Flame was the only one who was calm, and Storm would join the group formally the next morning.
“Go build a sandcastle!” Flood hissed at Earth.
“Drown yourself!” Earth hissed back.
“Go build a snowman!” Wind yelled at Ice.
Ice sniffled, so Leaf jumped in, “Don’t talk to her that way! Blow off!”
“Oh, go form a tree and hang yourself from it!” Wind yelled.
Finally, Flame had enough, “GUYS!”
Everyone stopped just short of beating each other and looked at Flame.
“You know how childish you guys are? I mean, look... I’M THE CALM ONE!”
Everyone looked down in shame.
“Now. Let’s all calm down and go to bed, Storm will be here early tomorrow and I have to go grocery shopping.” Flame said.
“But I just went...” Ice said.
“Oh, believe me I know... but we have a seventeen year old boy in the house...” Flame stared at Earth, who cowered.
“I can’t help it I’m always hungry.” Earth said meekly.
***
It was early the next morning and Earth was eating a huge bowl of cereal.
“Hey Earth...” Ice called him.
Earth turned his head, right into Flame’s boobs. Earth smiled, then said “No thanks Flame, I don’t need anymore milk...”
Flame reached back and smacked him as hard as she could. Wind, on the other side of the table, laughed.
“You deserved that...”
“I know Wind...” Earth smiled.
“Well, I am going grocery shopping...” Flame said, grabbing the car keys.
“Are you sure you don’t want us to go with you? At least me?” Ice said.
“No, not this time, I’ll be fine.” Flame said, leaving.
***
Flame was walking through the cereal aisle and heard a noise behind her, it sounded like a faint cry for help.
She turned around and was about to say something when a silver sleeping crucifix smacked her in between the eyes, knocking her out instantly.
“Ah... that was almost too easy...” Priest 478-52B smiled, picking up the sleeping Flame and taking her with him.
***
“Guys, Flame’s not back yet... And tonight is her night to cook...” Wind said.
“Ugh, I would rather not have her Spicy Fajitas.” Earth groaned.
“Still sick from last time Earth?” Flood laughed, “That was almost two weeks ago!”
Ice, who was washing the dishes, screamed, “CROSS!”
Wind was the first one into the kitchen, “It’s alright Ice... it’s a messenger cross...look, there is a message attached.” Wind began to read. “‘We have your flame...’”
“Those monsters didn’t even capitalize her name!” Earth hissed.
“Continuing on...” Flood said, as Wind walked into the living room, where everyone else was.
“‘We have your flame, *insert Evil laughter here*... If you ever want to see her alive, send the Elemental that she is least compatible with to the church on the corner of Main and Fourth. Come alone...’”
“I do hope the realize that we are all compatible if Flame wants us to be, even myself or Flood...” Ice said, after Wind finished reading the note.
“But they think that Ice or Flood would be the least compatible...” Wind said, “Let’s go!”
***
Soon, the group was standing outside of the church.
“Guys, they told me to go alone...” Ice said.
“We can’t let you in there without some protection... we are going to stay out here.” Wind said.
Storm, who had met up with the group just moments before, and had been filled in on the events by Wind, nodded, “We have to save Flame!”
“Since when are you two working together?” Ice asked, “I thought you couldn’t stand each other...”
“If it’s for Flame, we will...” Wind said, “Now... YOU go in alone... we’ll be in hiding.”
“Where?” Ice said, looking around downtown.
“Got it covered.” Leaf said, dusting his hands off.
Ice nodded and walked towards the church, slightly afraid.
***
“Ahhh...Greetings.” A voice echoed in the church.
“Where is Flame?” Ice spat as she walked down the aisle.
“Touchy, touchy... in due time...” the voice spoke.
As Ice slowly drew closer the man laughed, “I thought they would send you...”
“How do you know who I am?”
“You... my dear, are Ice Sickle... the least compatible to Flame Dancer, besides, of course, for maybe Flood Waters.” The man could be seen in shadows, and he was smiling.
“That I am... but I followed your instructions, I have come alone.” Ice said, standing, ready to attack if need be.
“Now, now, my dear Ice... stand down, I have no intent on harming you...” The voice spoke. It was dark and raspy, with a foreign accent to it.
“Oh? Then why have me come alone to retrieve Flame?”
“Dear, Flame just happened to be the one in the grocery store... it could have been any one of you... but no, my priest had grabbed the very LEADER...the very LIFEBLOOD of my arch nemesis, Flame Dancer.”
“Can it and tell me where is FLAME!” Ice grew madder.
“Ah...” The man leaned forward, “She is here...and safe...”
“The Poisonous POPE?!?!?!” Ice jumped back, “What are you doing here?”
He chuckled softly, “Now, now... no need to call me Poisonous... I am merely a man who is doing God’s work.”
“You are using the name of your deity to do evil!” Ice hissed.
“You are just saying that because you have a different religion.”
“Look, old man... I don’t care about your religion. But killing people off and stealing money in the name of ANY religion is bad! I would still fight you if we were the same or not!”
“I have to admit...” The Posinous man spoke, “I like your spunk...” he smiled, then frowned, “Makes it unfortunate that I have to do this to you...”
With that, he snapped his fingers.
((wasn\'t suppose to end here, I had a request to post what I had... ideas? Let me have \'em!))