I'll Kill You If You Call Me Alice
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Original - Misc › -Slash - Male/Male
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Original - Misc › -Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
5
Views:
2,296
Reviews:
16
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
1
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Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Character's Based off Louis Carrol Works.
In Which Leo Has a Case of ADD
Authors Note Section, Piece of Amazing-
I had to get this out here, it was killing me. Sorry it's so short, but, I mean, you get a look into LEO'S MIND!
Which is surprisingly ADD.
I'm so happy I got reviews By the way!
(OMG I WAS SHOCKED, 500+ VIEWS!)
To MustLove_PrettyBoys- I'm flattered you think it's good. I personally think I need a beta, and some coffee, but mostly a beta. And some idea's. Lot's of those.
To Munez-HOLY SHIT I JUST FIGURED OUT WHO YOU ARE! Yeah, if you haven't noticed, I've read your stories(I love Jacob from Dandruff! But then again I love snotty loud mouth characters >.>)I think Carrol would have a heart attack. Then maybe a laugh. Then possibly some scotch. And yes, Leo is a dick XD.
~Wee, on with the story!~
“Hermes... What do you mean by soul?” I asked uneasily. Me, Leo, and soul just didn't mix in the same sentence. Unless it's 'Alice doesn't think Leo has a soul, or a heart!'.
“You will learn all in good time my friend.” He patted my arm, a small, slightly sad smile on his face.
“And I wish you luck. As much luck as you can hold. But, on less melancholy topics, there is someone of the suits that really...”
“HERMES!” Suddenly, a flurry of red and black lace flew straight into Hermes, knocking him back a step.
“Oh Hermes! It's been forever and a day since I have seen you or Leo! Cornwall has been telling me you...” Suddenly, the flurry trailed off. I saw that it was, indeed, a person. A girl person. And she was staring at me.
“Well now, isn't this awkward? You... are you Alice?” She looked at me hard, her dark eyes searching my face.
“Um, yes?” I gave her my what-are-you-staring-at-bitch look, but she just grinned.
“Oh Hermes this is wonderful! I always told Leo he was GAY!” She kind of squealed, her dark hair bouncing and swaying.
“Jazz, please, calm yourself. You're scaring him. He doesn't know about the prophecy, and I think it's best he finds out after he's gotten to know this world better...”
“You know what you need Alice?” Said Jazz, “You need some new clothes. Well, clothes at least.” I then realized I was still sitting there with only a towel on. I blushed, looking away.
She laughed, “Silly Ali! You are so cute!” She came over handing me a pair of Pants and my old shirt.
“We... we are going shopping.”
~This is a break in the story~
“Leo! Leo!” Jazz cried out his name, running up to him and giving him one of her beautiful smiles and bone-crushing hugs.
“So, Leo I'm so glad for you! You finally found your Sjel!” She waved a hand in my direction, and Leo suddenly paled.
~Line That Divides~
=Leo=
I was drinking tea, but then again, I was always drinking tea. But that wasn't the point. The point was, I was drinking tea, and I was pissed.
I want you all to know, first off, that I'm not usually a 'cunt-kicking-asshole-bastard'(Alice had seriously called me that, and rather loudly).
But, seriously, I'm not gay. I'm straight! I don't think sexually about guys, especially guys that look like that they rolled in the mud for hours. Especially not Alice.
“Leo! Leo!” I was suddenly hit with a squirming ball of flesh. Jazz then. She hugged me, trying to squeeze my soul out of my eye's.
“So, Leo I'm so glad for you! You finally found your Sjel!” Far from lucky, he's a bitch... But my eyes were following her hand motion.
It couldn't be Alice. Alice was a dirty little boy whose clothes didn't fit, and his hair was matted and his skin was flaky. Alice was not who I saw now.
His hair had been combed out, and it stood pale and flaxen, falling under his chin and around his large blue eyes. His skin was white and very soft looking, and I realized the flaking must have been dirt. Pink lips, long lashes, and high cheekbones. He was beautiful.
Shit. This was making hating him harder.
“Don't I have perfect fashion sense?” Stating Jazz, smiling. And she was right, what she had picked for him (She must have, Jazz has a tendency to like to dress people up. Lack of friends as a child, maybe?). He wore a short black waist coat, a kind of mockery. He wore a black shirt underneith, and straight plaid(black and red of course, I doubt even the densest of you couldn't see that there was a certain theme). There was a thin silver chain on his pants, and he wore... a pair of my stockings. Black and white. See, not as monochromatic, we here in wonderland do have imagination!
“Whatcha staring at ass-fucker?” Yes, I would love to...
Shit, I didn't think that. Let that be our little secret, yes? If anyone, anyone, knew I thought of Alice in a remotely sexual manner, I would die.
Not that I thought of him sexually!
“Why are you wearing my stockings?” I asked, trying to make my tone snide as possible. Fuck, mantra, I need a mantra,
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
...
No....
No...
Refrain Leo!
REFRAIN!
...
FUCK ALICE!
Damn it, I have to reign in my ADD.
But that's about the point when he turned, seeing my spaced expression, and showed me his ass.
I am so effing screwed.
I had to get this out here, it was killing me. Sorry it's so short, but, I mean, you get a look into LEO'S MIND!
Which is surprisingly ADD.
I'm so happy I got reviews By the way!
(OMG I WAS SHOCKED, 500+ VIEWS!)
To MustLove_PrettyBoys- I'm flattered you think it's good. I personally think I need a beta, and some coffee, but mostly a beta. And some idea's. Lot's of those.
To Munez-HOLY SHIT I JUST FIGURED OUT WHO YOU ARE! Yeah, if you haven't noticed, I've read your stories(I love Jacob from Dandruff! But then again I love snotty loud mouth characters >.>)I think Carrol would have a heart attack. Then maybe a laugh. Then possibly some scotch. And yes, Leo is a dick XD.
~Wee, on with the story!~
“Hermes... What do you mean by soul?” I asked uneasily. Me, Leo, and soul just didn't mix in the same sentence. Unless it's 'Alice doesn't think Leo has a soul, or a heart!'.
“You will learn all in good time my friend.” He patted my arm, a small, slightly sad smile on his face.
“And I wish you luck. As much luck as you can hold. But, on less melancholy topics, there is someone of the suits that really...”
“HERMES!” Suddenly, a flurry of red and black lace flew straight into Hermes, knocking him back a step.
“Oh Hermes! It's been forever and a day since I have seen you or Leo! Cornwall has been telling me you...” Suddenly, the flurry trailed off. I saw that it was, indeed, a person. A girl person. And she was staring at me.
“Well now, isn't this awkward? You... are you Alice?” She looked at me hard, her dark eyes searching my face.
“Um, yes?” I gave her my what-are-you-staring-at-bitch look, but she just grinned.
“Oh Hermes this is wonderful! I always told Leo he was GAY!” She kind of squealed, her dark hair bouncing and swaying.
“Jazz, please, calm yourself. You're scaring him. He doesn't know about the prophecy, and I think it's best he finds out after he's gotten to know this world better...”
“You know what you need Alice?” Said Jazz, “You need some new clothes. Well, clothes at least.” I then realized I was still sitting there with only a towel on. I blushed, looking away.
She laughed, “Silly Ali! You are so cute!” She came over handing me a pair of Pants and my old shirt.
“We... we are going shopping.”
~This is a break in the story~
“Leo! Leo!” Jazz cried out his name, running up to him and giving him one of her beautiful smiles and bone-crushing hugs.
“So, Leo I'm so glad for you! You finally found your Sjel!” She waved a hand in my direction, and Leo suddenly paled.
~Line That Divides~
=Leo=
I was drinking tea, but then again, I was always drinking tea. But that wasn't the point. The point was, I was drinking tea, and I was pissed.
I want you all to know, first off, that I'm not usually a 'cunt-kicking-asshole-bastard'(Alice had seriously called me that, and rather loudly).
But, seriously, I'm not gay. I'm straight! I don't think sexually about guys, especially guys that look like that they rolled in the mud for hours. Especially not Alice.
“Leo! Leo!” I was suddenly hit with a squirming ball of flesh. Jazz then. She hugged me, trying to squeeze my soul out of my eye's.
“So, Leo I'm so glad for you! You finally found your Sjel!” Far from lucky, he's a bitch... But my eyes were following her hand motion.
It couldn't be Alice. Alice was a dirty little boy whose clothes didn't fit, and his hair was matted and his skin was flaky. Alice was not who I saw now.
His hair had been combed out, and it stood pale and flaxen, falling under his chin and around his large blue eyes. His skin was white and very soft looking, and I realized the flaking must have been dirt. Pink lips, long lashes, and high cheekbones. He was beautiful.
Shit. This was making hating him harder.
“Don't I have perfect fashion sense?” Stating Jazz, smiling. And she was right, what she had picked for him (She must have, Jazz has a tendency to like to dress people up. Lack of friends as a child, maybe?). He wore a short black waist coat, a kind of mockery. He wore a black shirt underneith, and straight plaid(black and red of course, I doubt even the densest of you couldn't see that there was a certain theme). There was a thin silver chain on his pants, and he wore... a pair of my stockings. Black and white. See, not as monochromatic, we here in wonderland do have imagination!
“Whatcha staring at ass-fucker?” Yes, I would love to...
Shit, I didn't think that. Let that be our little secret, yes? If anyone, anyone, knew I thought of Alice in a remotely sexual manner, I would die.
Not that I thought of him sexually!
“Why are you wearing my stockings?” I asked, trying to make my tone snide as possible. Fuck, mantra, I need a mantra,
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
...
No....
No...
Refrain Leo!
REFRAIN!
...
FUCK ALICE!
Damn it, I have to reign in my ADD.
But that's about the point when he turned, seeing my spaced expression, and showed me his ass.
I am so effing screwed.