The Lonely Doves

"I think I'm scarred for life!" Kris whined, turning 'round and running back to his room. He jumped onto his bed, and picked up the phone. "They were doin' it!" He yelped into the phone, bring a high-pitched wheezing laugh from Sarah.

"I told ya so. You're parents are both hot, and young, so they probably have as much sex as possible," she laughed.

"Yeah, but I caught 'em mid action!" His mind was stuck on the image of his naked mother bent over the desk. He wondered what was wrong with him. "It was so. . ." He thought for a moment, "Icky."

"If it were me, I would have gotten wet."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" Kris cried, shocked.

"I'm kidding!"

"Unh huh, sure you are, Sarah."

"I'm coming over. I wanna make jokes about it in front of them. See which of them blushes first. But first, I have a question."

"Shoot." Kris said

"Do you have a boner?"

"Uhm. . ." He paused for dramatic effect. "Get over here quickly and find out." He did, and it was throbbing so hard, he felt like he heard it. Gods, did he know it was wrong to think of his mother like this, but he couldn't help it.

"You perv!" Sarah giggled cutely.

"Meh, you know me. I get a boner over nearly everything."

"True. All I have to do is touch your shoulder, and wham bam, thank you ma'am, you're standing at attention."

"Hey. . . that wasn't nice, Sarah."

"Yeah, but it's true." She giggled again, but this time it was devilish.

"Okay, well, I hear my dad calling me, so I'll see you in ten?"

"Yup. See ya soon, sweety."

Hanging up the phone, he went down stairs, his father and mother both dressed now, and sitting on the couch,

"Hey son, we need to talk, I think."

"No, really, we don't."

"Kiddo, we really do." His mother urged.

"No. You guys are married, and obviously attracted to each other. I'm not stupid, okay? I know I was conceived while you two did something naughty like that. It's just sex. Besides. . ." He stopped mid sentence. He was about to confess to being turned on by his mom getting 'doggy styled' over a desk, but he realized they'd probably put him in a mental institution.

"Besides what, sweetheart?"

"Besides, it's not like I haven't seen sex before." He sighed inwardly, relief flooding over him. "I was only freaked out."

"Okay, if you're sure. . ." Austin jumped in.

"Yeah, I'm sure. And, by the way, Sarah's coming over, and she's gonna make perverted jokes about it, just so you know." His dad groaned, and his mother flushed.

"You told her?!?!" She yelped, a look of pure. . . A look that Kris could only describe as lust. He thought about this for a second, and realized his mom was attracted to his girlfriend. At least his dad wasn't. Austin wasn't Brad Pitt or anything, but he was very handsome, and most women would be highly attracted to him.


A knock on the door brought the family into shocked silence. What was waiting for them on the other side of the door was a girl, a minor, who was about to rip their happy little abode apart. Son lusting after said minor and his own mother, mother lusting after son, husband, and the minor, and father, thinking only of Sarah, his cock ramming into her ass, her lips screaming out 'daddy' in pure lust. God help them, but they were fucked. Royally Fucked.