Daywalker

Ordeal 3
Stupid Bitch
The Deepest Pits Of Hell Await You

(Three days later. Kazama walks into Nina’s office)

Scenario: Monday morning, 11:01 a.m. Kazama walks into his master’s office as she is eating her breakfast; scrambled eggs w/ cheese, six slices of bacon, two hash browns, & coffee brought to her by the D.C.O. retainer.

Nina: “What is it?”

Kazama: “(Sits on a couch) I need to find Chaplin.”

Nina: “He should be back soon. I sent him to do some grocery shopping.”

Kazama: “... Fine.”

(Twenty minutes later)

Kazama: “... Where is he?”

Chaplin: “(Walks into Nina’s office) I’ve returned, Ms. Valentine.”

*Kazama* Edward Chaplin, the retainer of the D.C.O. mansion, but mainly he’s Nina’s personal retainer. Retainer is just a fancy, light weight word for butler or serving wench. No one calls him by his first name, we all call him Chaplin. He comes in wearing exactly what Batou wears in Ghost in the Shell Stand alone Complex: a loose black shirt, a brown coat, black khaki pants, & light blue sneakers. I’ve known him ever since D.C.O. started up. He’s got blonde hair, light brown eyes, & he’s thirty-nine years old. Chaplin comes in with hella bags of groceries for my master & puts the all away in her frig.

Nina: “What took you so long?”

Chaplin: “Very long lines, mate.”

Kazama: “Should of let me go with you. Would’ve been here sooner.”

Chaplin: “Ah, Kazama. Long time, no see.”

Kazama: “Same here.”

Nina: “Kazama’s been looking for you.”

Chaplin: “You have? What do you need?”

Kazama: “(Removes his guns & gun holster from waist) I need new guns.”

Chaplin: “Might I ask why?”

Kazama: “I’ve gotten bored of these. When you remake them, keep the SOCOM look. But I need new bullets & a faster SOCOM pistol engine for the new bullets. And that’s it.”

Chaplin: “Right away, Kazama.”

Kazama: “I’ll still keep these until you finish, & you don’t have to start right away. Just don’t take forever.”

Chaplin: “Sure thing.”

Kazama: “(Gets up from the couch) I’m looking forward to it. (Puts on his gun holster & walks through the wall then pokes head through wall) Oh, one more thing. About my bitch, Mr. Casey Mills. Has he coughed up any new info. yet?”

Nina: “Not since the information on Eco.”

(Kazama disappears through the wall)

(Kazama enters the D.C.O. garage)

Scenario: 11:20 a.m. Kazama enters the garage of D.C.O. The garage is full of armored vehicles, motorcycles, three of Nina’s personal cars; a light green Mini-Cooper, a yellow Chevy SSR, & a black & gold Yamaha sports motorcycle; two limos, & a shiny yellow w/ black stripes 2006 Eclipse.

Kazama: “Now... where’s my car? (Walks up to his yellow w/ black stripes Mitsubishi Eclipse) Ah. There’s my car.”

*Kazama* The 2006 Mitsubishi Eclipse. The coolest car in the entire world. There’s no car cooler than this. But there’s a difference between this car & all the others. Better sound system, better handling, stereo/CD player that holds ten CDs in the trunk, six loud-ass speakers, I added a mini-frig for my blood, &... a switch that transforms my car into a sports motorcycle. I made sure Chaplin took care of that.
I flip the switch so my car can transform, & it does. After the transformation, I hop on my bike & take a ride... to Lily’s school. I plan on finding out how Lily feels.

(Lily/Kasumi/Mona/Megan/Lisa are in front of Beverly Hills High School)

Scenario: 11:32 a.m. Lily, Kasumi, Mona, Megan, & Lisa have just arrived at school from McDonald’s. They decide to sit on the front steps until the bell for lunch rings, which rings in thirteen minutes.

Mona: “... Are you okay, Lily?”

Lisa: “Yeah. You don’t look so good.”

Lily: “I’m not sick. I just didn’t get any sleep worth a fuck for the past three nights.”

Kasumi: “Thinkin’ about what Kazama said to you, huh?”

Lily: “... Yeah. I thought all last night, more than the other nights, about what he said... & about how I feel about him. And I came to the conclusion that I love him.”

Kasumi/Megan/Lisa/Mona: “YOU WHAT?!”

Lily: “I love him. I know it’s strange, but I do. He’s a really nice person; I mean vampire. You may not be able to see it, but somehow I can. He’s got something in him that I just can’t explain. Something that attracts me to him. And when he told me that he’s in love with me & that he’s been fighting with himself about his feelings for me that got me more than anything. So yeah... I love Kazama.”

Mona: “So are you gonna tell him?”

Lily: “Yeah. I have to, or else I’ll crack.”

(Kazama is at a stoplight a block away from Beverly Hills High)

*Kazama* This stoplight takes for-fuckin'-ever. I could easily speed past these assholes, but today I feel like being nice. Only cause of Lily. I don’t know what her answer will be... or how she’ll respond. Will she yell? Will she run away? Or will she... fuck it. I’m ‘bouts to find out no matter what.
I pull up in front of the school, doing a wheelie on only the front wheel. Then I lean forward with my head nearly touching the ground, place my right hand on the ground, & flip the bike & I back on both wheels.
As soon as I step off my bike, Lily starts to walks towards me. We walks towards each other slowly, & looking into each other’s eyes.

Lily: “Hi Kazama.”

Kazama: “... How’s it goin’?”

Lily: “Pretty good. You?”

Kazama: “... I’m good. How are your friends?”

Lily: “They’re still a little freaked. But they’ll be okay.”

Kazama: “... You sure you okay? You look-”

Lily: “Sick? No I’m okay. I just couldn’t sleep worth a fuck for the past three nights.”

Kazama: “A lot on your mind?”

Lily: “Yeah.”

(Bell rings)

Lisa: “Uh... see you in history. (Leaves for class)”

Mona/Megan/Kasumi: “Later. (Leave for class)”

Kazama: “... Aren’t you gonna head to class?”

Lily: “Not before I tell you... that I love you.”

Kazama: “... You love... a vam-”

Lily: “Yes, a vampire. When you told me you loved me, I was... shocked. But most of all, I was happy. Happy that you did have feelings for me, cause... I realized that I’ve loved you ever since the first time we met.”

Kazama: “When did you realize that?”

Lily: “Those three nights that I couldn’t get any sleep. (Removes Kazama’s shades) I had no idea you had such beautiful eyes.”

Kazama: “Yours have been beautiful since the beginning of time.”

*Kazama* I kissed her, she kissed me. And for the first time in my life I didn’t kiss a girl so I could get some, I kissed a girl because I loved her. Something that I knew I was incapable of feeling, until Lily came into my life.

Lily: “(Breaks the kiss) Wow. Your fangs are sharp.”

Kazama: “You didn’t hurt your tongue did you?”

Lily: “No. I’m fine.”

Kazama: “Was it weird kissing a vampire?”

Lily: “I wouldn’t know. You’re my first.”

Kazama: “I am?”

Lily: “Yeah. (Kisses Kazama on the cheek) I gotta go.”

Kazama: “See ya.”

Lily: “(Starts to run but stops & turns around) Wait! Can you come by at lunch?”

Kazama: “... 12:10? Sure.”

Lily: “Good. I’ll see ya okay? (Runs to class)”

Kazama: “Yeah. I’ll see ya.”

Seph: “(Appears behind Kazama) So, you two are finally together huh?”

Kazama: “Yeah... but can our love last?”

Seph: “... If you ask me, HELL NOOO! You’s a vampire, & she’s a human. You may love her, but that won’t stop you from drinking her blood.”

Kazama: “(Turns to Seph’s face) I don’t recall ask the captain of team dickless anything. So if you wanna live, you’ll keep your bullshit comments to yourself. (Backs away from Seph) Besides I was asking myself.”

Seph: “Oooohh! If the rest of the vampires found out that you love a human, you’d be labeled as a disgrace to the vampire race.”

Kazama: “... I could care less about what a bunch of numb nutted vampires think about me. If they can think, that is. But no, that’s not why. If word got out that I love a human, my enemies would stop at nothing to hurt her... just to get to me.”

Seph: “Oh yeah.”

Kazama: “Oh yeah. Brain-dead ass mutha-fucka. (Walks out of the school)”

Seph: “Brain-dead? Man...”

(Eighteen minutes later. Kazama/Lily are making out outside the cafeteria)

Scenario: 11:50 a.m. Lily is sitting in Kazama’s lap, an arm around his neck & kissing him passionately on a bench. Some people that walk by watch in disgust & wonder. Some make smart ass remarks.

Kazama: “(Breaks the kiss)... Wow.”

Lily: “... That was nice.”

Kazama: “Wanna go again? (Leans towards Lily)”

*Kazama* Just as a was about to kiss her, I hear loud screams coming from the gym. I use my powers to sense what’s goin’ on. And what I sensed was unbelievable.

Kazama: “The Shians again?”

Lily: “The Shians? But you killed them.”

Kazama: “Obviously not.”

Nina: “(Through Kazama’s Com.) Kazama, report.”

Kazama: “(Talks through Com.) The Shians are back & they’re attacking Beverly Hills High.”

Nina: “Well... yeah. Take care of it.”

Kazama: “Got ya. (Turns off Com.) They’re attacking the gym. Go hide somewhere.”

Lily: “Okay. (Runs & hides)”

Kazama: “They must be retaliating for their dead leader. In the end, it will all be for nothing... once they face me.”

*Kazama* As I stepped in, I saw dozens of dead bodies, bloody carcasses, & hundreds of men & women with red cloaks. The vampires in the cloaks had the symbol of the Shians on their backs.
They all stopped, then faced towards me. All of them dripping blood from their mouths. But then I looked to the ground & saw Lily’s friends... dead. Lily’s not gonna like this.

Shian1: “Well, well. The Phantom Vampire.”

Shian2: “The bastard who took our leader’s soul.”

(Flashback starts)

Wutai: “No... p-please... NNOOOOOOO!!!”

(Kazama cuts Wutai’s head off. Flashback ends)

Kazama: “He didn’t need it.”

???: “He’s right. I am a more deserving leader.”

Kazama: “And you are?”

Iris: “I am Iris. Wutai’s wife, & new Shian leader.”

*Kazama* Iris huh? The new leader of the Shians. That’s just fuckin’ great. This one’s wearing a red geisha outfit with the Shian symbol all over the sleeves. She’s got two M16s slung over her shoulders. Her hair is a black to blue fade with part of her hair hanging over her left eye. I’m thinking Izumi from the Jrock band Kagrra.

Kazama: “A broad? I always assumed that Wutai was a cock fiend.”

Iris: “I should thank you Kazama, for killing my limp-dicked husband. I always wanted to be leader, but my husband wouldn’t ever listen to me. He would always brush me off like some cheap slut.”

Kazama: “I’m always happy to kill limp-dicked vampires. But tell me Iris, why have you come here so bold-heartedly, knowing that I was here?”

Iris: “Because I heard that as of today, you are in love with a human.”

(Shian vampires laugh)

Kazama: “Hmm?”

Iris: “And we’ve come here to kill her & make you suffer.”

Kazama: “Hmhmhhhm... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!! HAHAHAHAHAH!! Me, suffer? The only one suffering will be you as I kill you & your Shian shitheads, sending all of you straight to HELL!!”

Iris: “Really? Shians, destroy him!”

*Kazama* The Shian scum come rushing at me, trying not to be scared. But I can sense that they are scared shitless. I pull out my sword, the Reaper, & within one minute... whatever body part I swing at that belongs to these Shian shitheads, they die. And they all decompose as I take their souls.
I then turn around to see a super scared vampire on the ground, pissing in his pants. I grab him by the neck & feed off of him. Only to prove that I’m the most ruthless vampire ever.

Iris: “How dare you!”

Kazama: “(Releases the vampire from his grip) I was thirsty bitch.”

Iris: “That’s it. Stealth Vampire, destroy this bastard!”

*Kazama* She tries to call her Stealth Vampire shitholes from beyond the grave, but what she doesn’t know is that they’ve already been disposed of.

Iris: “S.V.U, kill this bastard NOW!!”

Kazama: “I wouldn’t waste your ass breath if I were you.”

Iris: “Shut up! You don’t know what you’re talking about!”

Kazama: “... Don’t be so sure. Oh Stealth Vampire! Come out & Plaaaaayy!”

*Kazama* I use my powers to reveal all forty-five of Iris’ hidden Stealth Vampire, which are dead. I killed them all while I was fighting her Shian scumbags.

Iris: “But... but h-h-how? No one... can m-move that... f-f-fast.”

Kazama: “(Takes the Stealth vampire’s souls with the Reaper) Except me. Prepare to die bitch.”

Iris: “NOT SO FAAASSST!!”

Kazama: “.........”

Iris: “(Powering up) You’re not gonna kill me as easily as those bastards!!”

*Kazama* She uses her quick speed to zoom around the gym, then come stop a stop in front of me with her two M16s pointed at my face.

Kazama: “You’re pretty fast fo’ a bitch.”

Iris: “You’ll find out that I’m not like any other vampires you’ve fought in your one hundred years of destruction.”

Kazama: “Is that so?”

*Kazama* I quickly pull out my SOCOM pistols, point them to her head, & we both fire upon each other’s head. We are both sent flying backwards on our backs.

Kazama: “.............. Hahahahhahahha!!”

Iris: “............ Hahahahahhaha!!”

*Kazama* Quickly, Iris grabs her M16s & shoots me in the head as I kick myself up. But then I grab my pistols & shoot her. But amazingly, she dodges all of my shots by zooming all over the gym. Then stops then yards away from me.

Kazama: “(Kicks up) Not bad, bitch. Hahahaha...”

Iris: “(Talking inside her mind) {What? This can’t be. I shot him in the head multiple times, but he’s up like nothing happened. He’s immortal, I know. But no one’s that immortal.}”

End!