Elemental Super Heroes!

Dark Baby and Karama were asleep downstairs. Blizzard lay on her bed, and the cats were out for their nightly prowl. Earth glanced at the clock...four thirty three...

“Perfect...” He smiled. He wore his teddy bear pajamas and was in the living room. He took in a deep breath and screamed at the top of his lungs, “IT’S THE EVIL ELEMENTALS!!!!!!”

Flame and Storm ran out of his room, Flame wearing her long red silky nightgown. Storm wore his rain-cloud sleep pants.

Ice came running out of her room, wearing her white almost see through nightie. Leaf wore a bed sheet.

Goldenna came running out of her room, the room shared with Flood. Both women wore either gold or dark blue silk pajamas.

Wind came running out of his room, wearing nothing but a robe he was haste fully tying.

Shifter ran too, pushing Ice out of the way. He wore black pants.

Earth pointed, “Right outside! Right outside!” He held open the door.

Shadow came running out from under the table...where his room was. He wore his normal outfit.

Everyone ran outside, all except for Earth, who slammed the door and locked the whole group outside.

Ice turned around, “EARTH!”

Earth smiled at the scantily clad Ice through the living room window.

Flame looked around, “I don’t see them...”

“I think that is because the bastard played a prank on us...” Wind hissed, wrapping his robe around himself tighter.

Earth peeked out of the other window and laughed at them.

“This is war, you little prick!” Flame roared.

Shadow smiled and disappeared.

Flame was pulled through to the Shadow Realm, so was the others, one by one.

Earth saw all of the other elementals vanish. Then he felt someone tap on his shoulder.

It was Shadow.

“EEP!” Earth said, seeing all the people he locked out of the house standing there, not a bit happy.

“We will deal with you later today...now, if you’ll excuse me, I am going back to sleep. It’s too fucking late to be messing with you now.” Shadow growled, turning to go back to his room.

“Yeah.” Ice said.

***

It was early the morning, and Ice was making breakfast in the kitchen. Earth came running in to slide into the room with his socking feet.

Ice had made it so the whole floor was solid ice. Earth screeched across the floor and ran into the wall.

Flame saw this and laughed, walking towards the kitchen. She too hit the ice and her feet went out from under her. Her dress went above her head and she flashed everyone, including Storm and Wind who were just walking into the kitchen.

Earth smiled, “Wow...nice show.”

Flame stood up and glared at Ice, “I am going to get you back for that.”

Ice laughed, “THIS IS WAR!!!!”

***

Earth yelled, “PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK WAAAAAAAAAAR!” In the middle of the kitchen table, after the ice had melted.

Storm and Wind shot each other glances, as Flame had ignored them, instead of spending time with them for the last few chapters.

Storm had an idea....

“Oh, don’t forget our strip poker game tonight.” Flood said, “It’s tradition.”

“I know.” Ice smiled.

Meanwhile, Blizzard was feeling a bit... intimidated by the two new fox kits. She barked at them when the ate her breakfast from her dish. So, to get back at them, she walked over and froze their water bowl.

Dark and Karama then ganged up on her, chasing her through the house.

Blizzard ran like hell.

***

Leaf smiled and thought of an evil trick. He went to the toilet after breakfast and changed the paper to poison Ivy. He giggled and walked out of the bathroom, nodding at the next person to go in...Wind, who was going to the bathroom for his morning shit.

Leaf sat in at the living room and counted down as he heard Wind scream, “YOU MOTHER FUCKING EXCUSE FOR SWAMP THING!”

Leaf giggled and caught a glance from Flame, he shrugged, “What?”

Ice laughed and fell off the couch as Wind came walking like a cowboy out of the bathroom.

***

Storm and Wind giggled like little school children as Storm handed Wind the scissors, then glanced around nervously. Their intended target lay sleeping on the couch.

“You do it.” Wind hissed, handing the scissors back.

“No, you do it.”

“Oh, do it...chicken.” Wind teased, “Or I’ll sing ‘I’m just a little black rain cloud...”

“AGAIN?” Storm screamed in a whisper, “Fine....”

Storm brought the scissors up and grabbed the black long hair, and snipped off the long ponytail that Shadow had.

He held it in his hand and gulped. “There...now what?”

“I suggest you two run like hell...” Shadow said, waking up.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” Both men ran screaming from the room.

***

Shadow did not find it funny that the two had cut his magnificent hair. He now had hair almost too short to put into a pony tail, okay... it was lucky if he could put it in a pony tail.

He grumbled and left to get back at the two men, he knew what he would do to get back at them, and it involved the poisonous one.

***

“You CUT HIS HAAAAAIR?” Flame roared at the two.

“What possessed you to do that?” Ice growled, tightening the knot that held both Wind and Storm to the chairs Flame had tied them to.

“It was a prank.” Wind said, “Besides, I figured you could make a potion to get it back.”

“That is beside the point...” Flame said, “I can...but it doesn’t matter. I mean, YOU CUT HIS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!”

“Where is he anyways?” Ice said, looking around.

“Hmm, maybe he went to the Shadow Realm to hide...” Flame said, smiling evilly at the two men tied to chairs in front of her bed.

“Yes...so how are we going to torture these two men?” Ice said, laying on Flame’s bed in nothing at all.

“Well, they are tied up and can’t do a damned thing.” Flame smiled evily, stripping off her clothes and getting under the blankets.

Ice got under the blankets.

Both Storm and Wind watched as the two women had rough, red hot kinky sex right there in front of them.

But, Ice and Flame weren’t really having sex. They were romping under the blankets, and it only LOOKED like they were having said red hot kinky rough monkey sex.

***

“Ah-HA! Open the DOOR!” A voice called behind the door, “It is I...the Posionous Pope!”

Earth gasped and looked as Wind, Storm, Ice and Flame (?) Came out of Flame’s room.

“I said, open the door!”

Earth jumped behind Ice, grabbing himself a feel.

Flame walked over and opened the door.

There, was Shadow...no hair...but wearing the Poisonous Pope’s hat.

“What the hell are you doing?” Flame said.

“I got this hat to pester you guys.” Shadow said, “To tease you guys.”

Ice laughed, “Wow, well, we just got these two back.”

Shadow looked at the icy one. “How?”

“We tied them up and made them watch us have sex.” Flame smiled at Ice. Ice smiled back.

Shadow laughed, “Serves you two right...”

“Hey...” Goldenna said, walking out of the kitchen, “Nice hat Shadow.”

Shadow bowed, “Thank you, thank you.”

“It looks so real. Wow...” Flood said, following Goldenna out of the kitchen, “Where did you get it?”

“Downtown.” Shadow said.

***

Goldenna smiled at Flood. “OH FLOOD!”

Shifter and Earth heard this and came running into the kitchen. They were suddenly stopped by two squirt guns.

Earth gasped, “GAH! WAAAAAATER!”

Shifter laughed, “Hey!” He shifted his form to that of water and laughed again.

“I have pistols for everyone, its warm outside... let’s have a water pistol fight!” Flood said.

“Sounds good!”

***

“Okay, rules are as followed... each person gets a pistol, the hose is the safe base, if you are filling your gun, you can’t get shot. No going out of the privacy fence...” Flame thought, “And other than that... eh...as long as nobody dies, it’s all good.”

Flood handed out each of the super soakers, huge guns that held about a gallon of water. “For you... for you...”

After Flood handed out all the guns, Flame smiled, “Everyone has two minutes to find a place to hide... your guns are already filled... ready and........ GO!”

Everyone ran off to find spots across the acre backyard to hide. Shadow didn’t even remove his pope hat, so he would be easy to spot... at least that is what the others thought.

Goldenna talked to Flood, both of them being in a tree, “I can change our targets pants to gold, if you make sure I keep my ammo up.”

Flood offered her hand, “Deal, truce.”

***

Earth hid behind the shed, and suddenly he found himself face to face with Ice.

“Hmm...eep! EARTH!” Ice gasped.

Earth shushed her, but she still yelled, so Earth hushed her up as best he knew how.

He kissed her.

***

Flame smiled and hid by the wood pile, in full view of Storm and Wind’s ‘hiding spot.’ Shadow was there with her.

“My........ hair.” He whimpered softly.

“Eh, I can make you a potion to grow it back, right after I kill Wind and Storm for doing that to you.” Flame smiled.

***

Somewhere, someone yelled, “TIME’S UP!”

Earth dropped Ice, who he was still kissing and grabbed his gun and held it to her throat.

Ice gulped, “Earth...” she talked seductively, “You don’t want to harm me, besides...everyone else has allies...” Ice looked up at him, “I can make it worth your while...”

Earth lowered his gun and smiled at the woman, and offered his hand to her. She took it and he pulled her up and to him, pressing her against the shed. “It’ll cost you Ice...”

Ice really didn’t want to be the first one out...so she leaned in and kissed Earth softly, “Anything...”

“Sleep with me.”

Ice gasped, and blushed a bit, “er... uh...”

“Well?”

“Yes...Earth.” Ice said, leaning in and giving Earth a passionate kiss.

***

Meanwhile, Leaf and Shifter, being allies, were on the roof, scouting out their competition.

“Hey Leaf.” Shifter said, “Goldenna and Flood are in the tree... Ice and Earth...” He cleared his throat, “Are behind the shed, Flame and Shadow are by the woodpile... and Wind and Storm are out in the open.”

“I see that.” Leaf said, “I’m going for Wind and Storm first...”

Shifter nodded, “Go idea.”

***

Wind and Storm...working together (What the fuck am I thinking?) did a Charlie’s angel pose.

Suddenly, Leaf appeared in front of them and held them at Super Soaker point.

“You made a mistake...” Wind said, laughing.

“Yes, its two on one...” Storm said, holding his gun towards Leaf.

“Not likely.” Shifter said, appearing behind Leaf, “Two on two...”

“No.”

All four men jumped and suddenly saw both Flame and Shadow pointing their guns at Wind and Storm.

“You guys are all against us?” Wind said.

“Yes, but we aren’t working together... now, say your prayers.” Shadow said.

“Don’t you mean...say our... never mind.” Wind said, putting his gun on the ground.

Storm wasn’t so smart, he started to fire wildly.

Flame shot at him, but instead of water, it was steam.

Shadow shot him with water.

Leaf and Shifter shot too.

Seconds later, after a blood curdling scream from the steam, Storm stood in the middle of a puddle... soaked.

“Storm is dead and Wind is captured.” Flame said loud enough for the others to hear her.

Leaf and Shifter looked at Flame.

“Don’t worry you two...we are going to let you go, for now.” Flame smiled evilly.

***

Behind the shed, Earth was assulting Ice’s lips.

Earth’s fingers wrapped around her waist and crushed her body to his. She pulled away, “Earth...” She gasped.

“I know...we better grab our gear and get going.” Earth said.

“Before you guys become prisoners?”

Ice turned around and saw Flame and Shadow blocking their only exit. “Damn...” Ice whispered.

“Hmm...” Earth said, then gulped.

“Trapped like Elemental Rats!” Ice said.

“Lower your weapons, and we will capture you, nobody will get hurt.” Shadow said, laughing evilly.

Ice swallowed hard. She tried to fire her gun, but found the weapon of water frozen solid.

“Fuck.”

***

Leaf and Shifter had made their way towards the tree.

Goldenna and Flood smiled.

Goldenna smiled and whispered, “Gold encrust.”

Suddenly Leaf and Shifter’s pants were solid gold, rendering them immobile.

Leaf looked down, “Shit!”

Shifter tried to shift to the Gold Element, and failed to do so. “I’m trapped.”

“Yes, you are.” Flood laughed and drown Shifter where he stood.

Leaf was about to be soaked when he heard Ice’s yell from behind the shed, a very soggy string of words that sounded very vulgar.

***

Soon, everyone but Flood was soaked, (Flood turning on her own ally Goldenna in the last minutes.)

Ice sighed, “I’m going to go dry off.”

Flame laughed, now dry from her own body heat, and thought of an evil idea to get Ice back for showing most of the men her underpants...or lack thereof.

***

After Ice took a shower, she lay down on her bed. Soon enough, she fell asleep.

***

When Ice woke up, she was shocked and terrified to feel herself tied up, and more importantly...naked.

And...frosted?

Earth smiled at the cake woman decorated on his bed.

Ice struggled against her restraints and yelled, “FLAME THIS ISN’T FUNNY! UNTIE ME!”

Earth sat down beside her and took his finger along her stomach, taking a glob of frosting with it. “Hmm...” He smiled and licked his finger clean, “Good enough to eat.”

Ice screamed.

Earth smiled and leaned down to lick the frosting off her belly button, which shut her up, “I am not going to hurt you, but it seems like a waist of frosting if you were to be let up and go take a shower.” Earth whispered.

Ice gasped and looked at him.

“Hmm...you are just like cake.” Earth smiled, licking more frosting off of her, her stomach now almost clean.

***

Flame sighed and was mixing a potion for Shadow when they heard the scream of Ice, followed by the sudden silence.

“Do you think that Earth will actually get laid?” Flame asked, reaching for a bottle of oil.

“Hmm...it depends on how well you tied Ice up.” Shadow responded.

“Oh, I tied her up very well...” Flame laughed.

***

“Ooooh... Earth.” Ice gasped.

Ice’s stomach was licked clean, and Earth was moving to her chest...but all that sugar was getting to him, and it was noticeable.

Earth started becoming jittery as he finished off her left breast, but continued to lick off her other breast.

Ice was enjoying the feeling.

***

“Take this.” Flame said, handing a cup to Shadow.

“What is that, oh Potions Master?” Shadow smiled, taking the glass to his lips.

“Hair regrowth.” Flame smiled.

Shadow nodded and gulped down the entire potion in one swig.

***
***

((about an hour or so later))

Ice came staggering out of Earth’s room, several different parts of her body still covered in various stages of frosting.

Earth came bouncing out seconds later, very well sugar buzzed. “That-was-fun-thanks-for-that-Flame-I-really-neededthatandIthankyouforit....” Earth continued in his sugar buzzed state.

“Maybe the sugared frosting was a bad idea.” Wind said, as Ice vanished for her second shower of the day.

“Shut up you.” Flame said, glaring at the Windy one.

“How’s his hair regrowing?” Storm asked sheepishly.

“Hmm... What do you think?” Flood said, pointing to Shadow, who had prettier and longer, thicker hair then before the two men cut it. Flame was latched on to the long pigtail and stroking it.

“Nicely done Flame.” Shadow said.

***

Flame woke up early the next morning...and to her surprise...she was....

“PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!” Flame yelled, rattling the walls in the house.

In the kitchen, Ice smiled smugly as she made scrambled eggs.

“I like it Flame...” Flood could be heard, “but it’s not your color.”

“I KNOW THAT!” Flame growled, walking into sight of the men, Shadow, Storm and Wind, who were sitting in the living room.

“She’s... pink.” Wind said, his eye twitching.

“YOU!” Flame jumped for Wind’s throat.

“I didn’t do it!” Wind jumped behind the couch.

In the kitchen, Ice started laughing evilly.

Flame was dressed from head to toe in pink, and any skin showing was painted in latex paint, a bright neon pink. Even her hair was pink.

“ICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE!” Flame roared.

“All fairs in love, sex and prank wars, think of this as getting you back for the cake incident.” Ice said.

“I say we call a truce.” Shadow said, jumping between the enraged Flame and her intended prey Ice. “Deal?”

“Deal...” Ice said.

“Er.....deal.” Flame finally said after three minutes of silence.

***

((Okay, that was just for fun, but the next chapter is serious... one dies, another leaves the ESH (yes it’s a hint in there...) And we meet another Elemental...another real life one! (We think?) So, review...

Wow, I almost have forty reviews... FORTY! I can’t believe that it has taken off as much as it has. I mean, it was just suppose to be a... a one shot deal.

Thank you Flame, Storm, Shadow, Wind, Earth... (female, I know, I know) and anyone else who is reading this...

Your authoress.
Ice))