The Tale Of The Perverted Hero

Me: What am i supposed to do?

Babo: I can reward you late rso dont worry.

Me: Okay but unfortunetly i dont know the way to the mountains so you must help me to get there.

We start to walk towards the forrest but meet humanoid animal raiders.

Bear Man: Hand over every single peice of gold you have if you know whats best for you!

Me: No way!

Fox Man: Lets get him!

Wolf: Waits thats the chosen one!

Fox Man: Dont belive in such crap as that "The Chosen One" crap.

they take out their swords and prepare to fight me.

Me: Babo got a sword?

He throws me a sword.

I then quickly slash trough them but a bunny man behind them mannages to escape.

Babo: Boy, you know who those were?

Me: No.

Babo: That was the Raider Animal Gang.

Me: Pwhahahahaha RAG? Really?

Babo: They are seriously dangerous. Lets hurry now.

After fighting the raiders several times we finaly get to the mountains and come to a cave but the ground starts to chake and a dragon walks out of the cave.

Me: Babo? I dont think i can win against a dragon.

Babo starts waving his hands around and a shiny knight armor suddenly appears on my body,

Me: Your a mage?

Suddeny the dragon tries to strike me with its claws but i cut its paw.

I then try to penetrate its skull but its gets in a blow on me and strikes me away but then i rush towards it.

I then cut of its head.

I now strike my sword into its head and i go into a victory pose.

I smile.

My armor and sword suddenly dissapear.

Me: Babo can you tell me about the prophecy now?.

We sit down on the dragons head.

Babo: A long time ago there were people with very advance technology that came and colonized Zeerovie (thats our planet). They had to combat manny races that looked like different versions of animals that lived and had lived on their planet. Eventually there was peace and everything was well untill a planet conquering race came and a big war started. Their leader was named Hrafvrix and was very powerfull and many said he was immortal but he died eventually and his son Yrwakyx tok over and almost won the war but we evenually killed him and got to their planet before his son was old enough to take the throne but unfortunetly we were cut of from the others and the technology was forgotten. The war had gone on for 500 years and we had suffered greatly..There had also been a village who were the only survivors after a great purge by Hrafvrix that almost killed the entire population exept them. They had foreen that Hrafvrix and his son and grandson would come back and the grandson would now be a adult and togheter they would attack but the great hero who killed all of them would come back and get back the conection with the originals and once again kill the evil conquerers. Now you should know im a wizard and a the great hero was my friend. I would once again want to join your great party.

???: Great story but now unfortunetly you will both die.

More in chapter 3.