Fooled Lover

Chapter one: A Date With Hitler

“No! I said no, Eden! Now! Leave. Me. ALONE!!” Screamed a beautiful red haired kid, slamming the door of his room on the face of an exact replica of himself. An urgent knock could be heard on the other side of the door, while he plopped on his bed and continue eating his chips. Ignoring without success the ruckus outside of his room.

“Ed! EDSEL! C’ MON! Don’t be lame! Do it!” Pleaded a feminine voice from the other side. Edsel turned the volume of the TV, Wisin & Yandel music exploding from the speakers, while he watched the reggaeton video.

He was fuming! How dare she!? Asking him something like that! How could someone get so low!? The video ended and another reggaeton video came up, he liked the rapper, but not that much to pay too much attention to it. Then, his door was opened and his TV turned off. Ed glared at his sister and gave her the finger.

“I told ya! Ain’t doin’ it!!!” The two glared at each, electricity could be felt at the intensity of the glare. Edsel and Eden were twins, identical. The only differenced that they had were their gender and personality. Eden crossed her slender arms under her non- existent breast, an annoyed look marred her face.

“Why the hell not?! It just for tonight! *No seas cabrón! And besides, you own me!” She shouted at her ‘older’ brother. Eden was a very greedy person and very feminine. She didn’t believe in jeans, says that a girl needs to show ALL her good qualities, and jeans obtruded that. Saying that feminist were on the wrong. Girls were princesses not workers.

Edsel didn’t believe in her bullcrap, he believed women were equal with men, delicate, yes. But still strong. He knew the REAL reason for her to wear skirts. The little slut. She had a beautiful pair of green/hazel eyes and a full mouth. A great pair of legs, round ass and wide hips. But no breast, her hair was short and always wears it flat. She could hold a grudge and torment you until you give in to her wishes.

And she always helps you, only if she sees in any way she can get something for later to use as blackmail. She as many friends, but wasn’t popular yet. While she was mean, outspoken and selfish, Edsel was not. He had the same body build of her, except of the boobs and vagina, even the wide hips! He was extremely shy, nice and caring. He didn’t like to take advantage of people or people, like his sister, to do the same. He glared at her and stood up.

“I don’t own you shit.” He hissed and walker toward the door, she wanted to stay, then fine! He will go! Until…

“Yeah, you own me, big brother.” She turned and gave him an evil smirk.

“My silence to our parents of you been…*Maricón.” She finishes, with a malicious smile. Her voice had taken a disgusted tone when she said the insulting word. The threat was like a knife on his back. He stopped and looked at her, his green eyes full of shock, disbelief and terror.

Noneone knew he was ‘bent’. Only her. Only his twin sister. She always knew, he didn’t had to say it. Her smile almost faltered at the look of hurt her brother had on his beautiful face. But, it had to be done, she needs him! Edsel lowered his head in defeat and he could feel tears on his eyes.

“*Eres una puta. I can’t believe you.” He gave a sigh and nodded his head.

“Alright. Why am I doin’ this again?” He sighed again and walked to his bed. Eden smiled her too-sweet-cavity-inviting smile and squealed.

“Thank you! I knew I could count on you!” She sat on his computer chair and looked at him.

“Well! You know that guy from the football team? The famous quarterback?” He nodded, who wouldn’t know him? He was the most popular guy in school, hell! He was popular in all Carolina! Almost every person that goes to public school and private school from San Juan to all Carolina knew the man. Specially the football teams. His name is Erhard Weinzettel Gonzales. His name is ‘Hitler Weinzettel’ in the field. He was a half-German and half-Puertorican, and a complete hottie! She continues talking.

“Well, I have a date with him, but I don’t like him! At least not like that, and Tony Sanchez wants to go out with me! And I totally want to go out with him! So! You, Edsito, are going to dress like me and go on my date with Erhard!” Edsel looked at her like she just said she saw the sky turning rainbow and was raining flamboyant gay men with rainbow umbrellas.

“You got a date with Antonio Sanchez? Are you insane woman?! And on the same day, you got one with Hitler?! And how come I hafta dress like you?! I’m a man!” He screamed at her. Eden just waved her hand, like dismissing his statement.

“Yeah, yeah. You look like a chick. And besides, I need this!” She exclaimed. Edsel bristle and crossed his thin arms on his chest.

“Then, cancel Hitler.” A silence echoed in the room.

“Are you insane?! I don’t have a death wish!” He gave her a look that said ‘WTF?!’ And she continues
“If I don’t go out with him, my social life will die and I will be like you! Friendless and popularless!” He gave a sigh and fell back against his bed. He was doing that a lot, sighing that is.

“So…If I don’t go to this oh-so-called ‘date’ with the most popular guy on all the Metro Area, you will tell my secret? To our homophobic parents?” He asked at her, she nodded and smiled.

“Yep! You are so smart!” He glared at her and sighed. Again.

“Ok, I do it. I just think is another play. About a selfish girl, who bully her brother to do her evil deeds.” She hugged him and stood up.

“C’mon! I need to prepare you! And you! You better make me look good!” Taking his hand, she begins dragging him to her room. What am I doin’? God! Save me!

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Erhard Weinzettel was a happy man. He had the perfect High School life. He was popular (even thought he didn’t wanted to be), he was in his school Football team (Which he love), he had excellent grades, and was going on a date with the junior Eden Benitez. He was crushing on her ever since he saw her cheering for the basketball team. She was so beautiful! Petite, not much breast and with long legs. She was an excellent cheerleader too. He was driving to her house in his bran new Suzuki Sedan.

He wanted to make a good impression. Even thought, he was nervous as hell. This was his first real date, with a girl he really liked. Not some bimbo or a one night stand. He didn’t wanted to mess it up. He drove to Metropolis, a big urbanization in Carolina, it wasn’t rich, but it was well kept and almost all the people that reside there were well off. Like Eden. Her father was a businessman and her mom was an editor in a very important newspaper. He stopped in front of a mint green and white house, texting her that he was there.

“OMG! He’s here!” Exclaimed Eden and finished putting lipstick on Edsel.

“Let’s see how I look.” She said and took a step back. Edsel had a black miniskirt, a blue spaggethies straps tank top, and a pair of black and blue converse. His hair was flat and had hairpins in it to one side, holding his hair and leaving his neck expose. Light make up and few blue plastic bracelets on his right arm. A black little purse with a Jack Skeleton on it graced his shoulder and a mortifying look on his gorgeous face. Eden squealed and clapped her hands together.

“Awww! I look soo cute! Now! Remember! Every 15 minutes check your make up! And every ten minutes lip gloss! NEVER forget the lip gloss! Also, I will lend you my cell phone, coz it’s cute and I ALWAYS have it! Let him hold your hand, but not kissing! I don’t kiss in the first date.” He ignores her and looked in the mirror. He sighed and nodded. This was another character, he could do it. He took her cell phone and texted back at Erhard ‘Give me a sec, babe!’ He looked at his sister and cleared his throat, making her stop ranting.

“I’m going.”

“Oh! Good luck!” He got out of the room and walked to the front door. Taking a deep breath, he got out of the house. His eyes widening at the cool-looking silver car and to the older teen leaning against it with a sexy smile on his handsome face. Edsel took a breath and smiled at the blond boy.

“Hey, you ready?” He asked to ‘Eden’ in an equal sexy voice. Ed blushed and walked toward him.

“Of course I am!” He said in the best Eden voice he had, it was a breathy tone, he loved his sister’s voice. It was erotic, even without her trying to be. He saw the blush on Erhard’s pale cheeks and gave him a seductive smile, getting into the character easy. He stop in front of him and touched his chest.

“My, Erhard. You look so sexy tonight. Were are we going?” Erhard had a pair of fade out jeans, very snug on his ass, but loose on the legs, a black shirt and a white out shirt. A pair of original converse and his long, blond hair was in a pony tail. He blushed and opened the car door so Edsel could get in.

“Thanks. You look sexy too.” He said, watching ‘Eden’ get in, ‘her’ skirt riding up, showing ‘her’ light tanned, creamy thighs to him. Erhard closed the door and jumped behind the steering wheel. Making the car roar to life and speeding out of the street.

“We are going to the movies, then eat something. My treat.” He said, giving ‘her’ a smile. Edsel returned it and tried to relax, letting the industrial rock envelop him. Well, My first date ever. I never visualize it like this. Dressed in drag and dating my sister’s date. Erhard ‘Hitler’ Weinzettel. I think I really piss off someone up there.

T.B.C

A/N: This was the first chap! Hope you guys like it! And plz! Review! Wanna know what all of you think! See ya!

Glossary:

Wisin & Yandel: Reggaeton’s singers.
Reggaeton: A type of rap that was invented in Puerto Rico in the early 90’s.
No seas cabrón: Don’t be a jackass/asshole
Maricón: Faggot
Eres una puta: You whore.