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Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
21
Views:
1,367
Reviews:
42
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Happy Birthday to Flame...Happy Birthday to Earth...and presenting a special guest
Flame smiled as Earth, Ice, Storm, Shadow, Flood, Goldenna and Shifter stood around the kitchen table.
“Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to yoooooou!” Earth sang, “Soon I want CAAAAKE, Happy birthday to yooooou!”
“Hey...where is Wind?” Storm asked. “Don’t tell me he forgot Flame’s birthday?”
“I...er... I think he went to his sisters house.” Shadow said.
“Ah, yes... Zephyr, why did he go to see her?” Ice whispered so Flame wouldn’t hear them. ((I know that Wind’s sister isn’t a wind elemental...I just thought that it would be funny.))
“I think she’s having a baby? Maybe?” Shadow shrugged.
***
“CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!” Earth squealed. “CAKE!”
Ice held the boy back from diving head first into the cake, as Flame blew out the candles and started to cut the cake.
Flame glanced up at Earth, “If you touch the cake before I get my piece, I’ll rip your dick off and shove it up your ass...”
Earth sat down.
“Happy twenty first birthday!” Ice smiled.
“Yes...happy birthday.” Shifter said.
***
“EARTH!” Flame smiled, “What a nice corset.”
“I got it just for you.” Earth smiled.
Flame reached for the other’s presents. Shadow’s was next.
“Flame...I saw this and thought of you...” Shadow said.
Flame ripped off the paper and squealed, “WOW!”
Ice craned her head up and smiled, “Wow...is right.”
Shadow had given Flame a nine tailed Dark Flame Fox kit. The little doll had blood red eyes, long silky black fur and a smart air about her.
Flame squealed with joy and hugged the small creature. “I LOVE IT!”
The fox licked at her neck and was happy.
***
After Flame unwrapped her new presents and smiled, “Thank you all...HEY, where is Wind anyways???” Flame growled.
Innocent little smiles were all around. Nobody said a word.
***
Earth stumbled down to the kitchen and sighed. Nobody. It was his birthday and so far he had seen nobody.
Ice was by herself fixing breakfast. Earth smiled and saw the other Elementals were not around. Earth walked up behind her and rested his head on her shoulder and his arms wrapped around her body. “Good Morning sexy...”
Ice nearly jumped out of her skin and then heard Earth’s oddly soothing voice. “Hmm...Morning birthday boy...”
“Correction, Birthday Man...I’m eighteen.” Earth whispered into her ear, “And you know what I want for my birthday.” Earth rubbed his now obvious arousal against Ice.
Ice turned several different shades of red, and gasped, “Earth... if...Leaf.”
“If Leaf were to see this?” a voice spoke behind them.
Ice and Earth turned suddenly. Ice hesitated, “Good morning Leaf.”
Leaf’s arms were folded around his chest, and he looked up momentarily at Ice, who spoke to him, but his gaze turned back to Earth, “Just because its your birthday and you are Coming to full power doesn’t mean that I am going to tolerate you messing around with my girl.” His voice was dangerously low, his eyes burning with color.
Earth moved away from Ice and took a step towards Leaf.
Ice took in a deep breath and turned to watch, “Leaf... he wasn’t harming a thing...”
Leaf sighed, “You weren’t flirting back, if you were, I am sure that he would have you bent over the stove this morning.”
Earth smirked, “Can you blame me for wanting Ice? You know how incredibly sexy she is... how beautiful she is.”
Ice looked at Earth, “That doesn’t sound like you Earth... you aren’t acting like yourself...”
Earth turned to look at Ice, his features suddenly fading away to those of Dr. Cross’s Elemental Canyon, “Because I am not Earth...” Canyon held a knife to Ice’s throat.
***
Ice jumped up and gasped, she was sweating.
Leaf opened his eyes, “Are you alright Ice?”
Ice lay down and snuggled with Leaf, “For now I am...had a nightmare...”
Leaf ruffled her hair, “Shh... shh...it’s alright.”
***
“Good Morning!” Earth came sliding into the kitchen in his socks and boxers, Risky Business style.
“Morn-FOR GODDESS SAKE PUT SOMETHING ON!” Flame said.
Shadow sighed and slammed his head on the table, “I have a feeling that Earth is going to celebrate his birthday in his birthday suit!”
“Don’t tell me that,” Wind said, turning to look at Flame, just as a frying pan was flying towards his head, “EEP!” Wind ducked, and the pan collided with Storm.
Shifter took cover, falling to the floor and covered his head in his hands, “We’re under attack!”
“STORM!” Flame said, dropping the pan, “I didn’t want to hit you. You remembered.”
Wind looked at Flame, “Remembered what?” His eyes suddenly widened.
“My......birthday.” Flame said, rubbing Storm’s head where she hit him with the frying pan.
“Oh shit...” Wind said.
“Dude,” Earth said, doing the moon-walk, “Even I remembered Flame’s birthday!”
“Yes you did Earth.” Flame smiled at him, then glared at Wind.
Shifter stood up and dusted off his pants. He wasn’t one for talking.
Wind slowly moved away, “Shadow, could you hide me?”
“Nah, let her get a hold of you.” Shadow said, sipping at his coffee. “You deserve it.”
“I’m not arguing with that, yes, I do deserve it...but...I don’t want to DIE, that’s all.” Wind groaned.
“Oh no, I won’t KILL my lovely little Wind, just one word......” Flame smiled at him wickedly.
Wind braced himself.
“Probation...” Flame spoke.
Wind shuddered, then nodded he deserved that.
“And I’ll be staying in Storms room for a while.” Flame said, “Until, if ever I get over being angry.”
Wind’s head slammed down hard onto the table as he sighed. “I can’t believe I forgot.”
Earth did a sweet little victory dance, “I remembered! I remembered!”
Wind sighed. Storm gave the man a small smirk before helping Flame with the meal.
***
“Ah... what a good birthday breakfast that was.” Earth said, ripping off an impressive belch as he sat in the living room.
“Hmm, that it was.” Shadow said, “And excuse yourself Earth.”
Earth grinned, “I’m sorry,” as Ice walked by, Earth reached up and smacked her rear.
Ice jumped and turned to glare at the now eighteen year old, “Earth!”
Flame laughed, “I believe the birthday boy has found what he wants for his birthday.”
“You bet I want this...” Earth reached up and pulled Ice onto his lap, “It’s better than cake! Hmm...CAKE!” As soon as Ice was in Earth’s lap she was thrown back to the ground as Earth jumped up and down, “CAKE! CAKE! CAAAAKE!”
Ice sighed and ran her hand over her face. “Oh boy...”
Flame laughed, “Go ahead Ice, give him what he wants for his birthday, you and cake...”
“At the same time?” Ice said standing up.
“Sounds kinky...” Leaf said, he was sitting on the couch, he was smiling.
“Er... Leaf, you were suppose to be on my side!” Ice glared at him.
“Yes... but Earth deserves a good present on his Coming.” Leaf smiled, “The poor virgin.”
“I’m not a virgin!” Earth said, walking out of the kitchen with his mouth full of a Twinkie. “I’ve used my left and right hands!”
Ice put her hands over her face again.
Leaf chuckled.
Storm roared with laughter.
Flame fell off the couch with laughter.
Shadow caught Flame, but laughed himself.
Ice looked up at Leaf, “You are going to let him have me, what am I? A piece a meat???”
Leaf nodded, “Prime Cut.”
Ice threw a nearby magazine towards Leaf, who caught it. “Leaf, Flame, has anyone asked me if I was willing to do this for...”
“With” Flame corrected.
“For...” Ice said again, “Earth.”
“Hmm, We know you want to.” Flame smiled.
Ice stood up and sighed, “You guys... I am not a whore, nor am I a piece of meat... I am not going to do anything for Earth...forget it.” She walked off to her room.
“What is her problem?” Earth said sitting down on the chair.
***
Ice paced around her room, worried.
Leaf was the one who came into her room to check on her, “Hey...Ice, are you alright?”
Ice looked up, “No...I had a vision last night.”
“Is that why you jerked awake?” Leaf walked into their room.
“Yeah...” Ice sat down on the bed.
“What did you dream?” Leaf sat beside her.
“I dreamed that the Evil Elementals were still alive...all of them.” Ice took in a deep breath.
“But...” Wind said, he was standing in the doorway, “Flame killed them with her Hell’s Fury.”
“I know, but I think they were bluffing.” Ice said, “The one known as Canyon is their Potions Master, as Flame is ours, he probably made Polyjuice so the evils could read us without harming themselves.”
“Hmm... and why are you so on edge?” Leaf said, hugging Ice.
“I had a dream that Earth changed into Canyon and held a knife to my throat.” Ice shuddered.
“Such a... unmagickal weapon.” Wind said.
“I know.” Ice said, “But... it was so real.”
“I know...” Leaf said, hugging her tightly.
***
((This ritual is not one I found online...it’s done by myself. So, don’t laugh!))
Later that evening, about three p.m. the group set up for Earth’s initiation and Coming of Age. He would do several things, and at exactly nine oh two p.m. the exact hour he was born, his powers would explode with potency.
The rest of the group walked outside to their outdoor altar area. Flame and Storm (Flame still being mad at Wind) were the Priest and Priestess. Everyone wore bright and happy colored robes.
Flame made the bonfire and cast the huge circle.
“Earth... you are coming upon the Age of Men.” Flame spoke.
Earth bowed before her.
“You are more and more masculine than anyone could imagine, your powers are about to come into full strength...are you ready?” Flame smiled.
“Yes.”
“Then, let us begin such a joyous celebration!” Flame smiled.
Everyone danced happily around the huge bonfire.
***
Hours passed, and everyone else stopped dancing and went to eat the banquet of Earth’s favorite foods...chocolate cake, cookies...pancakes and coffee included in the wares.
Ice continued to dance, dancing almost in a trance.
“Why is Ice still dancing?” Earth leaned over and asked Wind, who wore a bright color blue. Wind was eating some fried chicken.
“She’s our Spirit Channeler.” Flame smiled at Earth, then glared at Wind, “A spirit is trying to communicate, and she’s going to be the medium.” Flame wore a bright blood red robe.
Ice, wearing a yellow, danced and danced, as the sun set behind her. She had danced for hours.
“She will speak in not the tongue of the men, but...” Wind said, “Looks like she’s channeling a God. Either a lesser God...”
“You don’t give Ice enough credit.” Flame snapped, “She may be trying to channel...”
Storm broke in, “Why are you two fighting? Did you look at Ice’s eyes? She’ll defiantly channeled something or someone.”
Flame gasped, “What color are they?” with that, Flame looked at Ice’s eyes, which were burning brightly as the sun, and a yellow color.
Wind breathed in, “The Goddess herself...”
Ice’s dancing slowed and those eyes looked upon them, “MY CHILDREN.” Her voice was raspy and soft.
Flame looked at her, “Goddess? Isis?”
“YES...ALTHOUGH I HAVE SEVERAL NAMES.” Ice spoke.
“Why have you come to join us in our celebration?” Storm asked, nodding carefully.
“AH...BE HUMBLED MY CHILDREN, I AM HERE TO JOIN IN WITH SUCH A CELEBRATION.” She smiled through Ice.
“I see. Welcome in the flesh as well as the spirit.” Flame smiled, “You are always welcomed here.”
“FOR NOW AND ALWAYS.” Ice spoke. “BUT ALSO, I COME TO HEED A WARNING TO YOU, MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN.”
“Why...what is wrong?” Shadow said, bowing to the energy that seemed to radiate from Ice’s very body.
“NO NEED TO BOW, PLEASE...” Isis spoke using Ice. “I AM HERE TO WARN YOU, SEVERAL OF MY CHILDREN HAVE GONE AWRY, AND INTEND HARM UPON YOU, THEY HAVE ALREADY HARMED ONE OF YOU.”
Flood had heard the whole conversation, “You...mean Bud?”
“YES...BUD. HIS SOUL WAS NOT READY TO DIE, NOT READY TO LEAVE HIS BELOVED FAMILY, AND THE WIFE HE LEFT. YOU DID YOUR PARTS WELL, BUT HE STILL DID NOT WISH TO LEAVE THIS REALM AND TRAVEL TO THE SUMMERLAND.” Ice hesitated, “HE WILL BE RETURNED TO YOU IN A DIFFERENT FLESH. ”
Flood smiled softly.
Earth spoke, “Please, will you not stay and assist us in the troubles that may resolve?”
Isis smiled warmly, “I WILL STAY AS LONG AS I CAN... I WISH TO SEE THESE CHILDREN OF MINE THAT ARE NO LONGER A PART OF ME. IT BREAKS MY HEART.”
“Isis...Goddess...” Flame said, “You are weakened.”
“YES, JUST A BIT...YOU SEE, ALL OF MY ONCE CHILDREN HAVE TURNED THEIR BACKS ON ME, JUST A FEW HAVE TURNED BACK TOWARDS ME AND EVERYDAY I SEEM TO LOSE MORE.”
“Yes...but those whose souls you infuse with such love cannot and will not forget you, for you are the Mother that breathes life into all of us, the soul that is our planet.” Earth said before jumping up, “CAKE! Want some cake?”
This made even Ice smile, “EARTH...ALTHOUGH YOU ARE ALMOST A MAN NOW, YOU STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN.”
***
Another hour had passed, as the group talked with Ice’s spirit and ate and celebrated.
“What? No invitation to this party?” Canyon spoke, behind him stood Lava, Glaceria, Twig, Wave and Smoke.
“No invitations to those who kill.” Earth said, looking at Ice...who was still being possessed by the Goddess.
“Aw...darn, well, we are here now, so might as well let us come in and join you.” Canyon took a step forward, breaking the Circle.
Ice glared, her eyes still as bright as the sun, “PLEASE, MY CHILDREN... LEAVE, YOU HAVE HARMED ME ENOUGH NOW. I DO NOT WISH MORE PAINS.”
Twig laughed, “What are you talking about Ice? You speak funny.”
Flame stood forward, “That is not Ice, it is the voice of our Goddess...”
Twig laughed, as Lava shot a fireball towards Ice.
Ice looked up and raised her hand, stopping the fireball, making it vanish.
“What the hells?” Smoke gasped.
“I AM THE GRAND AND GRACIOUS ONE... DO NOT HARM ANYMORE OF MY CHILDREN, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE CREED?” Ice spoke.
“Bullshit, you are Ice.” Glaicera said.
“She’s possessed.” Earth said, standing up, at ten til nine.
Wave held up her hand, “No...you lie!” She suddenly hit Earth with a huge blast of water.
Earth flew backwards, almost ten feet behind him.
“EARTH!” Flood, the resident healer, ran over to him. He was hurt, but alright. Thrown back by the sudden water attack, he was stunned.
“Ugh...call me Mud.” Earth sighed. Flood held him.
“THAT is ENOUGH!” Shadow roared, holding out his hand and glaring at the evil elementals.
“You mean he likes me?” Earth said.
Suddenly, both Flood and Earth were engulfed in the Shadow Realm.
“Or maybe not...” Leaf said.
“No, I sent Flood to assist Earth... heal him. I don’t want him to see what we are about to do.” Shadow hissed.
Ice’s voice was dark and soft, the Goddess still within her, “THIS IS JUDGEMENT.” Her eyes burned with fire.
“Judgement?” Lava laughed, “I don’t believe you!”
Suddenly, the sky darkened even more than before... Shadow gave a small grin towards the Evil elementals.
“Wha....what is going on here?” Wave hissed.
“I...I don’t know.” Twig said, stepping backwards.
Lava laughed evilly, “You think a small rain storm and a girl trying to impersonate a fake Goddess is going to insult or scare us?”
Ice turned towards Lava, “AT ONE TIME, LAVA, YOU WERE MY CHILD... BUT NOW YOU HAVE TURNED AWAY FROM ME...”
Lava turned around, “I think she’s crusing for a bruising...”
Nobody but Lava were there anymore.
Lava held up her hand and vanished.
“Party pooper...” Shadow said, opening up his jacket and letting Earth and Flood fall out of his coat and onto the floor.
Earth stood up and dusted himself off, then helped Flood off, “They shall rue the day they harmed me.”
At that instant, Earth’s powers exploded, and he became more powerful.
“SHALL WE CONTINUE WITH THE FESTIVITIES?” Ice spoke.
“Yes.” Flame nodded.
***
“Flame...” Storm said.
“Yes Storm?”
“I think we should get what Earth wants for his birthday.” Storm said, “Flood agrees.”
“Hmm...how are we going to do that?” Flame said.
“She’s an open medium.” Shadow said, “I could ask a special favor...”
“Hmm...she is always so tired after channeling...maybe we could use that to our advantage?” Leaf said.
“Leaf...YOU’RE in on it?” Flame gasped.
“Yes. Earth needs to get laid.” Leaf nodded, “Why not share Ice?”
“Right.” Flood said, “Start operation G.E.L.”
“G.E.L.?” Shifter asked, “What is that?”
“Get Earth Laid.” Flood smiled.
***
It was almost midnight before Ice turned, “THANK YOU MY CHILDREN...”
Flame bowed, “Leaving us for now?”
“YOU KNOW I AM NEVER TRUELY GONE.”
“Yes. We are aware.” Shadow bowed.
“I THANK YOU FOR THE PARTY, I ENJOYED IT...” And with that, Ice fell forward.
Earth ran forward and caught her before she fell to the ground. “Ice!”
Flame smiled, “She’ll be fine in about an hour Earth...”
Earth smiled, “So...is she my present?”
Leaf stepped forward and put a bow on Ice’s head. “Happy Birthday.”
***
Ice opened her eyes halfway, she felt soft kisses on her cheek, and neck. She liked the feeling of the soft touch. She let out a small gasp and moved her arms around the naked torso of the man that she thought was Leaf.
She turned her head and caught the male’s lips and gave him a passionate and tender kiss.
Earth’s eyes opened wide in shock, he didn’t expect her to be so...receptive of him. He brought his hands around and cupped her face.
Ice opened her eyes wide and smiled at who she thought was Leaf, as her eyes adjusted to the light in the room.
Her eyes widened in fear as she suddenly realized that she wasn’t laying in her own bed, and she was in Earth’s room...with Earth.
“E...E...”
***
Out in the living room, the group was watching House of 1000 Corpses and laughing at every part.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
Flame casually looked at Shadow and smiled, “Ice must have come too...”
“Why did she stop yelling?” Leaf asked.
“She probably passed out from lack of air...” Wind said, only to be glared at.
Ice came running out of Earth’s room, wrapped in a blanket, “YOU PERVERT!”
“All I did was kiss you Ice!” Earth said, following her. He wore his pants, and was shirtless.
Ice just glared at the man. “No.”
***
Wind smiled as he pulled Flame off to the side a few nights after Earth’s birthday.
“What do YOU want?” Flame snarled at him, the moon was high in the night sky.
“I want...to apologize for missing your birthday. I know you are mad at me.”
“THAT is an understatement.” Flame said.
“But, I want to give you a present...” Wind said, “As your birthday and a ‘I’m sorry’ sort of present.”
Flame gave him a small smile. “Well, let’s see it?”
Wind moved aside from the package he was hiding. It was tall, a big box and wrapped in blood red wrapping paper with a black and silver bow.
“Wow...I like the wrapping paper.” Flame smiled, kneeling down to the box.
“You’ll like what’s inside better.” Wind said, standing off to the side.
Flame ripped into the paper, and threw the paper off the box, and squealed happily.
Once the paper was ripped off, it could be seen that inside the box was a small cage, with a small fox kit.
No, it wasn’t just a fox kit, it was a silvery nine-tailed Kitsune. Those big, baby, watery eyes that were the brightest gold Flame had ever seen looked up at her as the baby fox made a small whimper.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW” Flame squealed, reaching down and pulling the baby out of the container. It snuggled against her.
“Well? I know you are still mad at me...”
“Yes, definitely.” Flame said, “But you are slightly forgiven.” She snuggled with the baby fox, running her hand through the kitsune’s tail. The little male fox grumbled and purred.
“What are you going to name him?” Wind asked.
“I think I’ll call him Karama!” Flame hugged him happily. The kitsune growled happily and kissed and licked at her face.
“He’s so cute...” Wind said.
Flame smiled and reached out to hug Wind, but little Kamara growled and snapped at Wind.
Wind jumped back and stared at the creature, “It...it’s protective of you.”
“Good.” Flame smiled, hugging her little baby.
“I’m glad you like it.” Wind said, “But you can still be mad at me.”
“Oh, I’m still mad at you...but this is... acceptable.” Flame said, turning around and walking back towards the house.
***
Deep in the secret lair of Dr. Cross. The ‘good doctor’ was thinking.
“How to destroy those Elementals once and for all...” he spoke, pacing in his nightgown.
The head ninja nun sighed, “I don’ t know... come to bed and relax.”
“I’ll send the Posionous pope after them again...he can...” He smiled evilly, “take care of them... after my Evils were... scared.” With that, Dr. Cross laid down and sighed.
The Ninja nun smiled at him.
***
((So, long... was it worth the wait? I like it...so much going on (and yes... the Evil Elementals live to see another chapter...and Dr. Cross will attack next chapter.))
“Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to yoooooou!” Earth sang, “Soon I want CAAAAKE, Happy birthday to yooooou!”
“Hey...where is Wind?” Storm asked. “Don’t tell me he forgot Flame’s birthday?”
“I...er... I think he went to his sisters house.” Shadow said.
“Ah, yes... Zephyr, why did he go to see her?” Ice whispered so Flame wouldn’t hear them. ((I know that Wind’s sister isn’t a wind elemental...I just thought that it would be funny.))
“I think she’s having a baby? Maybe?” Shadow shrugged.
***
“CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!” Earth squealed. “CAKE!”
Ice held the boy back from diving head first into the cake, as Flame blew out the candles and started to cut the cake.
Flame glanced up at Earth, “If you touch the cake before I get my piece, I’ll rip your dick off and shove it up your ass...”
Earth sat down.
“Happy twenty first birthday!” Ice smiled.
“Yes...happy birthday.” Shifter said.
***
“EARTH!” Flame smiled, “What a nice corset.”
“I got it just for you.” Earth smiled.
Flame reached for the other’s presents. Shadow’s was next.
“Flame...I saw this and thought of you...” Shadow said.
Flame ripped off the paper and squealed, “WOW!”
Ice craned her head up and smiled, “Wow...is right.”
Shadow had given Flame a nine tailed Dark Flame Fox kit. The little doll had blood red eyes, long silky black fur and a smart air about her.
Flame squealed with joy and hugged the small creature. “I LOVE IT!”
The fox licked at her neck and was happy.
***
After Flame unwrapped her new presents and smiled, “Thank you all...HEY, where is Wind anyways???” Flame growled.
Innocent little smiles were all around. Nobody said a word.
***
Earth stumbled down to the kitchen and sighed. Nobody. It was his birthday and so far he had seen nobody.
Ice was by herself fixing breakfast. Earth smiled and saw the other Elementals were not around. Earth walked up behind her and rested his head on her shoulder and his arms wrapped around her body. “Good Morning sexy...”
Ice nearly jumped out of her skin and then heard Earth’s oddly soothing voice. “Hmm...Morning birthday boy...”
“Correction, Birthday Man...I’m eighteen.” Earth whispered into her ear, “And you know what I want for my birthday.” Earth rubbed his now obvious arousal against Ice.
Ice turned several different shades of red, and gasped, “Earth... if...Leaf.”
“If Leaf were to see this?” a voice spoke behind them.
Ice and Earth turned suddenly. Ice hesitated, “Good morning Leaf.”
Leaf’s arms were folded around his chest, and he looked up momentarily at Ice, who spoke to him, but his gaze turned back to Earth, “Just because its your birthday and you are Coming to full power doesn’t mean that I am going to tolerate you messing around with my girl.” His voice was dangerously low, his eyes burning with color.
Earth moved away from Ice and took a step towards Leaf.
Ice took in a deep breath and turned to watch, “Leaf... he wasn’t harming a thing...”
Leaf sighed, “You weren’t flirting back, if you were, I am sure that he would have you bent over the stove this morning.”
Earth smirked, “Can you blame me for wanting Ice? You know how incredibly sexy she is... how beautiful she is.”
Ice looked at Earth, “That doesn’t sound like you Earth... you aren’t acting like yourself...”
Earth turned to look at Ice, his features suddenly fading away to those of Dr. Cross’s Elemental Canyon, “Because I am not Earth...” Canyon held a knife to Ice’s throat.
***
Ice jumped up and gasped, she was sweating.
Leaf opened his eyes, “Are you alright Ice?”
Ice lay down and snuggled with Leaf, “For now I am...had a nightmare...”
Leaf ruffled her hair, “Shh... shh...it’s alright.”
***
“Good Morning!” Earth came sliding into the kitchen in his socks and boxers, Risky Business style.
“Morn-FOR GODDESS SAKE PUT SOMETHING ON!” Flame said.
Shadow sighed and slammed his head on the table, “I have a feeling that Earth is going to celebrate his birthday in his birthday suit!”
“Don’t tell me that,” Wind said, turning to look at Flame, just as a frying pan was flying towards his head, “EEP!” Wind ducked, and the pan collided with Storm.
Shifter took cover, falling to the floor and covered his head in his hands, “We’re under attack!”
“STORM!” Flame said, dropping the pan, “I didn’t want to hit you. You remembered.”
Wind looked at Flame, “Remembered what?” His eyes suddenly widened.
“My......birthday.” Flame said, rubbing Storm’s head where she hit him with the frying pan.
“Oh shit...” Wind said.
“Dude,” Earth said, doing the moon-walk, “Even I remembered Flame’s birthday!”
“Yes you did Earth.” Flame smiled at him, then glared at Wind.
Shifter stood up and dusted off his pants. He wasn’t one for talking.
Wind slowly moved away, “Shadow, could you hide me?”
“Nah, let her get a hold of you.” Shadow said, sipping at his coffee. “You deserve it.”
“I’m not arguing with that, yes, I do deserve it...but...I don’t want to DIE, that’s all.” Wind groaned.
“Oh no, I won’t KILL my lovely little Wind, just one word......” Flame smiled at him wickedly.
Wind braced himself.
“Probation...” Flame spoke.
Wind shuddered, then nodded he deserved that.
“And I’ll be staying in Storms room for a while.” Flame said, “Until, if ever I get over being angry.”
Wind’s head slammed down hard onto the table as he sighed. “I can’t believe I forgot.”
Earth did a sweet little victory dance, “I remembered! I remembered!”
Wind sighed. Storm gave the man a small smirk before helping Flame with the meal.
***
“Ah... what a good birthday breakfast that was.” Earth said, ripping off an impressive belch as he sat in the living room.
“Hmm, that it was.” Shadow said, “And excuse yourself Earth.”
Earth grinned, “I’m sorry,” as Ice walked by, Earth reached up and smacked her rear.
Ice jumped and turned to glare at the now eighteen year old, “Earth!”
Flame laughed, “I believe the birthday boy has found what he wants for his birthday.”
“You bet I want this...” Earth reached up and pulled Ice onto his lap, “It’s better than cake! Hmm...CAKE!” As soon as Ice was in Earth’s lap she was thrown back to the ground as Earth jumped up and down, “CAKE! CAKE! CAAAAKE!”
Ice sighed and ran her hand over her face. “Oh boy...”
Flame laughed, “Go ahead Ice, give him what he wants for his birthday, you and cake...”
“At the same time?” Ice said standing up.
“Sounds kinky...” Leaf said, he was sitting on the couch, he was smiling.
“Er... Leaf, you were suppose to be on my side!” Ice glared at him.
“Yes... but Earth deserves a good present on his Coming.” Leaf smiled, “The poor virgin.”
“I’m not a virgin!” Earth said, walking out of the kitchen with his mouth full of a Twinkie. “I’ve used my left and right hands!”
Ice put her hands over her face again.
Leaf chuckled.
Storm roared with laughter.
Flame fell off the couch with laughter.
Shadow caught Flame, but laughed himself.
Ice looked up at Leaf, “You are going to let him have me, what am I? A piece a meat???”
Leaf nodded, “Prime Cut.”
Ice threw a nearby magazine towards Leaf, who caught it. “Leaf, Flame, has anyone asked me if I was willing to do this for...”
“With” Flame corrected.
“For...” Ice said again, “Earth.”
“Hmm, We know you want to.” Flame smiled.
Ice stood up and sighed, “You guys... I am not a whore, nor am I a piece of meat... I am not going to do anything for Earth...forget it.” She walked off to her room.
“What is her problem?” Earth said sitting down on the chair.
***
Ice paced around her room, worried.
Leaf was the one who came into her room to check on her, “Hey...Ice, are you alright?”
Ice looked up, “No...I had a vision last night.”
“Is that why you jerked awake?” Leaf walked into their room.
“Yeah...” Ice sat down on the bed.
“What did you dream?” Leaf sat beside her.
“I dreamed that the Evil Elementals were still alive...all of them.” Ice took in a deep breath.
“But...” Wind said, he was standing in the doorway, “Flame killed them with her Hell’s Fury.”
“I know, but I think they were bluffing.” Ice said, “The one known as Canyon is their Potions Master, as Flame is ours, he probably made Polyjuice so the evils could read us without harming themselves.”
“Hmm... and why are you so on edge?” Leaf said, hugging Ice.
“I had a dream that Earth changed into Canyon and held a knife to my throat.” Ice shuddered.
“Such a... unmagickal weapon.” Wind said.
“I know.” Ice said, “But... it was so real.”
“I know...” Leaf said, hugging her tightly.
***
((This ritual is not one I found online...it’s done by myself. So, don’t laugh!))
Later that evening, about three p.m. the group set up for Earth’s initiation and Coming of Age. He would do several things, and at exactly nine oh two p.m. the exact hour he was born, his powers would explode with potency.
The rest of the group walked outside to their outdoor altar area. Flame and Storm (Flame still being mad at Wind) were the Priest and Priestess. Everyone wore bright and happy colored robes.
Flame made the bonfire and cast the huge circle.
“Earth... you are coming upon the Age of Men.” Flame spoke.
Earth bowed before her.
“You are more and more masculine than anyone could imagine, your powers are about to come into full strength...are you ready?” Flame smiled.
“Yes.”
“Then, let us begin such a joyous celebration!” Flame smiled.
Everyone danced happily around the huge bonfire.
***
Hours passed, and everyone else stopped dancing and went to eat the banquet of Earth’s favorite foods...chocolate cake, cookies...pancakes and coffee included in the wares.
Ice continued to dance, dancing almost in a trance.
“Why is Ice still dancing?” Earth leaned over and asked Wind, who wore a bright color blue. Wind was eating some fried chicken.
“She’s our Spirit Channeler.” Flame smiled at Earth, then glared at Wind, “A spirit is trying to communicate, and she’s going to be the medium.” Flame wore a bright blood red robe.
Ice, wearing a yellow, danced and danced, as the sun set behind her. She had danced for hours.
“She will speak in not the tongue of the men, but...” Wind said, “Looks like she’s channeling a God. Either a lesser God...”
“You don’t give Ice enough credit.” Flame snapped, “She may be trying to channel...”
Storm broke in, “Why are you two fighting? Did you look at Ice’s eyes? She’ll defiantly channeled something or someone.”
Flame gasped, “What color are they?” with that, Flame looked at Ice’s eyes, which were burning brightly as the sun, and a yellow color.
Wind breathed in, “The Goddess herself...”
Ice’s dancing slowed and those eyes looked upon them, “MY CHILDREN.” Her voice was raspy and soft.
Flame looked at her, “Goddess? Isis?”
“YES...ALTHOUGH I HAVE SEVERAL NAMES.” Ice spoke.
“Why have you come to join us in our celebration?” Storm asked, nodding carefully.
“AH...BE HUMBLED MY CHILDREN, I AM HERE TO JOIN IN WITH SUCH A CELEBRATION.” She smiled through Ice.
“I see. Welcome in the flesh as well as the spirit.” Flame smiled, “You are always welcomed here.”
“FOR NOW AND ALWAYS.” Ice spoke. “BUT ALSO, I COME TO HEED A WARNING TO YOU, MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN.”
“Why...what is wrong?” Shadow said, bowing to the energy that seemed to radiate from Ice’s very body.
“NO NEED TO BOW, PLEASE...” Isis spoke using Ice. “I AM HERE TO WARN YOU, SEVERAL OF MY CHILDREN HAVE GONE AWRY, AND INTEND HARM UPON YOU, THEY HAVE ALREADY HARMED ONE OF YOU.”
Flood had heard the whole conversation, “You...mean Bud?”
“YES...BUD. HIS SOUL WAS NOT READY TO DIE, NOT READY TO LEAVE HIS BELOVED FAMILY, AND THE WIFE HE LEFT. YOU DID YOUR PARTS WELL, BUT HE STILL DID NOT WISH TO LEAVE THIS REALM AND TRAVEL TO THE SUMMERLAND.” Ice hesitated, “HE WILL BE RETURNED TO YOU IN A DIFFERENT FLESH. ”
Flood smiled softly.
Earth spoke, “Please, will you not stay and assist us in the troubles that may resolve?”
Isis smiled warmly, “I WILL STAY AS LONG AS I CAN... I WISH TO SEE THESE CHILDREN OF MINE THAT ARE NO LONGER A PART OF ME. IT BREAKS MY HEART.”
“Isis...Goddess...” Flame said, “You are weakened.”
“YES, JUST A BIT...YOU SEE, ALL OF MY ONCE CHILDREN HAVE TURNED THEIR BACKS ON ME, JUST A FEW HAVE TURNED BACK TOWARDS ME AND EVERYDAY I SEEM TO LOSE MORE.”
“Yes...but those whose souls you infuse with such love cannot and will not forget you, for you are the Mother that breathes life into all of us, the soul that is our planet.” Earth said before jumping up, “CAKE! Want some cake?”
This made even Ice smile, “EARTH...ALTHOUGH YOU ARE ALMOST A MAN NOW, YOU STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN.”
***
Another hour had passed, as the group talked with Ice’s spirit and ate and celebrated.
“What? No invitation to this party?” Canyon spoke, behind him stood Lava, Glaceria, Twig, Wave and Smoke.
“No invitations to those who kill.” Earth said, looking at Ice...who was still being possessed by the Goddess.
“Aw...darn, well, we are here now, so might as well let us come in and join you.” Canyon took a step forward, breaking the Circle.
Ice glared, her eyes still as bright as the sun, “PLEASE, MY CHILDREN... LEAVE, YOU HAVE HARMED ME ENOUGH NOW. I DO NOT WISH MORE PAINS.”
Twig laughed, “What are you talking about Ice? You speak funny.”
Flame stood forward, “That is not Ice, it is the voice of our Goddess...”
Twig laughed, as Lava shot a fireball towards Ice.
Ice looked up and raised her hand, stopping the fireball, making it vanish.
“What the hells?” Smoke gasped.
“I AM THE GRAND AND GRACIOUS ONE... DO NOT HARM ANYMORE OF MY CHILDREN, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE CREED?” Ice spoke.
“Bullshit, you are Ice.” Glaicera said.
“She’s possessed.” Earth said, standing up, at ten til nine.
Wave held up her hand, “No...you lie!” She suddenly hit Earth with a huge blast of water.
Earth flew backwards, almost ten feet behind him.
“EARTH!” Flood, the resident healer, ran over to him. He was hurt, but alright. Thrown back by the sudden water attack, he was stunned.
“Ugh...call me Mud.” Earth sighed. Flood held him.
“THAT is ENOUGH!” Shadow roared, holding out his hand and glaring at the evil elementals.
“You mean he likes me?” Earth said.
Suddenly, both Flood and Earth were engulfed in the Shadow Realm.
“Or maybe not...” Leaf said.
“No, I sent Flood to assist Earth... heal him. I don’t want him to see what we are about to do.” Shadow hissed.
Ice’s voice was dark and soft, the Goddess still within her, “THIS IS JUDGEMENT.” Her eyes burned with fire.
“Judgement?” Lava laughed, “I don’t believe you!”
Suddenly, the sky darkened even more than before... Shadow gave a small grin towards the Evil elementals.
“Wha....what is going on here?” Wave hissed.
“I...I don’t know.” Twig said, stepping backwards.
Lava laughed evilly, “You think a small rain storm and a girl trying to impersonate a fake Goddess is going to insult or scare us?”
Ice turned towards Lava, “AT ONE TIME, LAVA, YOU WERE MY CHILD... BUT NOW YOU HAVE TURNED AWAY FROM ME...”
Lava turned around, “I think she’s crusing for a bruising...”
Nobody but Lava were there anymore.
Lava held up her hand and vanished.
“Party pooper...” Shadow said, opening up his jacket and letting Earth and Flood fall out of his coat and onto the floor.
Earth stood up and dusted himself off, then helped Flood off, “They shall rue the day they harmed me.”
At that instant, Earth’s powers exploded, and he became more powerful.
“SHALL WE CONTINUE WITH THE FESTIVITIES?” Ice spoke.
“Yes.” Flame nodded.
***
“Flame...” Storm said.
“Yes Storm?”
“I think we should get what Earth wants for his birthday.” Storm said, “Flood agrees.”
“Hmm...how are we going to do that?” Flame said.
“She’s an open medium.” Shadow said, “I could ask a special favor...”
“Hmm...she is always so tired after channeling...maybe we could use that to our advantage?” Leaf said.
“Leaf...YOU’RE in on it?” Flame gasped.
“Yes. Earth needs to get laid.” Leaf nodded, “Why not share Ice?”
“Right.” Flood said, “Start operation G.E.L.”
“G.E.L.?” Shifter asked, “What is that?”
“Get Earth Laid.” Flood smiled.
***
It was almost midnight before Ice turned, “THANK YOU MY CHILDREN...”
Flame bowed, “Leaving us for now?”
“YOU KNOW I AM NEVER TRUELY GONE.”
“Yes. We are aware.” Shadow bowed.
“I THANK YOU FOR THE PARTY, I ENJOYED IT...” And with that, Ice fell forward.
Earth ran forward and caught her before she fell to the ground. “Ice!”
Flame smiled, “She’ll be fine in about an hour Earth...”
Earth smiled, “So...is she my present?”
Leaf stepped forward and put a bow on Ice’s head. “Happy Birthday.”
***
Ice opened her eyes halfway, she felt soft kisses on her cheek, and neck. She liked the feeling of the soft touch. She let out a small gasp and moved her arms around the naked torso of the man that she thought was Leaf.
She turned her head and caught the male’s lips and gave him a passionate and tender kiss.
Earth’s eyes opened wide in shock, he didn’t expect her to be so...receptive of him. He brought his hands around and cupped her face.
Ice opened her eyes wide and smiled at who she thought was Leaf, as her eyes adjusted to the light in the room.
Her eyes widened in fear as she suddenly realized that she wasn’t laying in her own bed, and she was in Earth’s room...with Earth.
“E...E...”
***
Out in the living room, the group was watching House of 1000 Corpses and laughing at every part.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
Flame casually looked at Shadow and smiled, “Ice must have come too...”
“Why did she stop yelling?” Leaf asked.
“She probably passed out from lack of air...” Wind said, only to be glared at.
Ice came running out of Earth’s room, wrapped in a blanket, “YOU PERVERT!”
“All I did was kiss you Ice!” Earth said, following her. He wore his pants, and was shirtless.
Ice just glared at the man. “No.”
***
Wind smiled as he pulled Flame off to the side a few nights after Earth’s birthday.
“What do YOU want?” Flame snarled at him, the moon was high in the night sky.
“I want...to apologize for missing your birthday. I know you are mad at me.”
“THAT is an understatement.” Flame said.
“But, I want to give you a present...” Wind said, “As your birthday and a ‘I’m sorry’ sort of present.”
Flame gave him a small smile. “Well, let’s see it?”
Wind moved aside from the package he was hiding. It was tall, a big box and wrapped in blood red wrapping paper with a black and silver bow.
“Wow...I like the wrapping paper.” Flame smiled, kneeling down to the box.
“You’ll like what’s inside better.” Wind said, standing off to the side.
Flame ripped into the paper, and threw the paper off the box, and squealed happily.
Once the paper was ripped off, it could be seen that inside the box was a small cage, with a small fox kit.
No, it wasn’t just a fox kit, it was a silvery nine-tailed Kitsune. Those big, baby, watery eyes that were the brightest gold Flame had ever seen looked up at her as the baby fox made a small whimper.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW” Flame squealed, reaching down and pulling the baby out of the container. It snuggled against her.
“Well? I know you are still mad at me...”
“Yes, definitely.” Flame said, “But you are slightly forgiven.” She snuggled with the baby fox, running her hand through the kitsune’s tail. The little male fox grumbled and purred.
“What are you going to name him?” Wind asked.
“I think I’ll call him Karama!” Flame hugged him happily. The kitsune growled happily and kissed and licked at her face.
“He’s so cute...” Wind said.
Flame smiled and reached out to hug Wind, but little Kamara growled and snapped at Wind.
Wind jumped back and stared at the creature, “It...it’s protective of you.”
“Good.” Flame smiled, hugging her little baby.
“I’m glad you like it.” Wind said, “But you can still be mad at me.”
“Oh, I’m still mad at you...but this is... acceptable.” Flame said, turning around and walking back towards the house.
***
Deep in the secret lair of Dr. Cross. The ‘good doctor’ was thinking.
“How to destroy those Elementals once and for all...” he spoke, pacing in his nightgown.
The head ninja nun sighed, “I don’ t know... come to bed and relax.”
“I’ll send the Posionous pope after them again...he can...” He smiled evilly, “take care of them... after my Evils were... scared.” With that, Dr. Cross laid down and sighed.
The Ninja nun smiled at him.
***
((So, long... was it worth the wait? I like it...so much going on (and yes... the Evil Elementals live to see another chapter...and Dr. Cross will attack next chapter.))