What a Pain

A/N- Sorry this has taken so long to get out! I've been really busy these past few weeks and I'm moving soon and starting University so updates are gonna be pretty spaced out I think.
Huge thanks to Aduial and Jennie! Love you guys!

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Chapter Fifteen

So there I was, standing outside my apartment block waiting for Mr Jar-Kale to come and pick me up for our date this evening. Date…it seemed so weird to say, I mean Kale? Of all people. Who would have expected it? Not little old me that’s for sure. There was a small evil part of me, that wanted to tell Kale about Awan, but I wasn’t lowering my self to his debauchery.

Nervously I tugged at the bottom of my shirt, trying to straighten out the crinkles that I had managed to put in with the iron. I needn’t mention that I wasn’t the world’s best ironer. I checked my watch again, he was late…maybe it was all a bad joke and this was the “Fuck José and then leave him week”. Or was my watch just fast? It had fallen into the toilet two hours ago and I didn’t think that it was thanking me for it.

I was getting more worried by the second and chewed my bottom lip, stepped from one foot to the other and desperately tugged at the bottom of my shirt again. Turning my head from left to right I urgently checked if there was someone watching me from the other apartments, I didn’t want them to think that I was some loser who got stood up; even if I was.

“Hello gorgeous.” I jumped. When did he sneak up on me and what on earth was he wearing? Those trousers were indecent, how in the world did he manage to get into them? I swallowed; feeling the heat pooling at my groin, thankfully I’d gone for a more comfortable look. I thanked whatever gods had given me that intuition.

Kale’s eyes looked bluer than usual, glittering in the artificial light of the hallway that led to the apartment. I felt slightly embarrassed that he had to walk up the skanky stairs and hallway and hoped that he didn’t think I lived like a hobo.

His smart black trousers were in no way work friendly, they hugged his butt and left nothing to the imagination. God was he gorgeous!

His dark blue shirt had a few buttons undone showing smooth bronzed skin. I had the overwhelming urge to place a kiss there. His black hair had been brushed into some manner of tidy, but a few stubborn locks still managed to make their way into his eyes. He huffed a bit and quickly swept them out of the way.

He awarded me a winning smile, which made my legs go weak and moved to kiss my cheek. He pulled back and looked at me questioningly when I still stood there staring at him.

“José, are you alright?”

“Y-yeah, I’m good. Just kinda overwhelmed still y’know?”

I smiled and tried to brush off the awkward feeling. Kale smiled reassuringly at me and pulled me in for a quick kiss.

“Yeah, I know what you mean.”

I looked up at him and nervously laughed.

“So, where’re you taking me on this date then?” I questioned, trying to relieve some of the nervous tension that had spun its web around us.

“A little place I know,” he evasively supplied.

I raised a sceptical eyebrow which made Kale laugh abruptly.

“You’ll love it.”

I still wasn’t convinced.


We climbed into his sassy red sports car and sped away to whatever place he was taking me. Soft music filled the car and Kale tapped his fingers on the steering wheel to the beat. He was concentrating so much on the road that it allowed me to stare at him; I never would have thought that we would be together like this going out on a date. God he used to piss me off so much, but now him telling me that he did it all those annoying things to spend more time with me kind of made me feel flattered.

We pulled into the car park of a quaint little restaurant (yes people I used "quaint"). It looked like a restaurant you would find along the streets of Paris; a small black awning sheltered the main entrance with the restaurant’s name “Chez Gabi” written in white letters.

Kale jumped out of the car after telling me to ‘stay there’ and quickly ran around to my side of the car, opening the door and gesturing for me to get out. It was a really nice gesture on his part but it made me feel like a girl. Sure I bottomed but that didn’t mean I couldn’t be butch…right?

He led me to the restaurant, the front was lined with a small boxed hedge and white fairy lights twinkling amongst the foliage.

It was really quite romantic. Again Kale held the door open for me as we walked into the small restaurant.
A waiter’s podium was just opposite us and a snotty looking waiter stood there glaring at me like I was something on the bottom of his shoe. Oh I can tell we’re gonna be great friends this evening.

Kale stepped up to the podium and turned into what I like to call ‘business mode’. He smiled fake-ly at the waiter and told him that he had a reservation under ‘Jared’. The waiter’s demeanour immediately changed to polite and courteous and guided us to our seats in a secluded area of the restaurant behind a dark wood screen that separated the area into sections.

Kale acted like the gentleman again and pulled out my seat, I sat down and smiled my thanks not wanting to ruin the evening by complaining he was treating me like a girl. He sat down opposite me and watched as the waiter looked at me disapprovingly. Honestly, I had no idea why, I was dressed semi-formally. Well sorry if my clothes aren’t Prada!

Kale accepted the menu that was handed to him and smiled politely.

“Could we have another waiter please?” he questioned innocently.

The waiter looked perplexed.

“Why Sir?”

Kale’s smile didn’t slip.

“Because I do not want someone serving us who looks down their nose at my lover. Could it be arranged?”

The waiter spluttered for a few moments before regaining his composure and nodding stiffly. I couldn’t hold back my laughter.

“You do realise he’s probably gone to the manager and we’re going to be kicked out!” I guffawed.

“Well, the manager’s my brother and I don’t think he’ll kick us out. Actually he’s been waiting for an excuse to fire that ass.”

I blinked at him.

“So, what’ll you have? I recommend the Ratatouille for you; I can also get some veggies if you want. For starter I think mushroom soup?”

I stared at him, when thinking of Ratatouille I only came up with the animated Rat from Pixar’s film.

“Well…I trust your judgement on that.”

He grinned and picked up my hand holding onto it whilst we waited to be served and keeping a hold of it whilst he ordered. Maybe I should point out to him that I wasn’t a girl; but then maybe he’d think I wasn’t worth the bother and then he would fire me and then I’d be on the street and then I’d be down and out and would have to become a prostitute and…

“José?” My head snapped up. Had Kale been talking because if he had I sure as hell hadn’t been listening, “What do you say?”

“Say? Err….yes?” He smiled a predatory gleam in his eye. Uh oh what had I just agreed too?

“Good, I can’t wait until after dinner.”

I gulped, well that’ll teach me not to listen!

Dinner passed uneventfully, we chatted about anything and everything and by the end of the meal I felt like I at least knew a bit more about him. He had an older brother, Mike and a younger sister, Kari. Mike had been running his restaurant when their father passed on and decided that he didn’t want to give it up. Kale decided he was going to run the family business. Kari worked as a hairdresser to the stars and was becoming quite successful. They both lived in London but normally his sister would be off gallivanting in LA and looking up new styles to keep her clients satisfied.

They had dinner together once a week, usually at Mike’s restaurant.

“You should come with me next time; my sister is dying to meet you!”

I gulped nervously, was I ready to meet the family? Hell no! How was I meant to tell him that though?

“You don’t look too happy José.”

”What? Oh no Kale…its just this is all moving so quickly.” Kale smiled and I sighed in relief. He stood up and then came to help me out of my seat…maybe I should stomp on his foot to prove that I was not a girl. Our coats were brought by the new waiter; it seemed that Kale had paid while I had been in the bathroom a few moments ago.

Driving back in Kales flashy car, I was starting to worry, what had he asked me that time I wasn’t listening…maybe he was into leather or dirty games or worse. Hang on a second; this wasn’t the way back to my flat…were we going to his? Oh god what if he was a mass murderer or something?

“Uh…Kale, where’re we going?” I asked, slightly unsure whether or not I should be worrying.

“Back to mine.”

He said like it was the most normal thing in the world.

“But…I have to feed my cat.”

Kale regarded me for a few moments.

“You don’t have a cat.”

“How on earth did you know that?!”

He smiled enigmatically.

“I asked Tony.”

Oh what? So now my best friend was in on this little escapade…wait…he knew Tony? Well I suppose it made sense, they were both in the same social circles but he never mentioned my boss speaking to him, oh man are we gonna be having words later!

“Oh really?”

He laughed at me.

“Will you just relax? I promise nothing bad is gonna happen to you, in fact I believe the rest of the evening will be most pleasurable.”

Oh my god, did he just hint what I think he just hinted? I shuddered at the thought, memories of earlier on in the day running through my mind.

“I…I suppose so.”

He grinned and turned his attention fully back onto the road.

We arrived at his apartment about ten minutes later; it looked similar in style to Tony’s. Modern and sleek they looked ridiculously expensive and highly lavish.

We took the lift to his floor; even the lift looked like it had been taken from a five star hotel and made it onto his floor. Literally his floor, he owned the whole of the floor, it was converted into one enormous open plan apartment with floor to ceiling windows overlooking London. The view was magnificent; you could make out the Eye lit up with neon blue lights and see the houses of Parliament.

To the left of me was his reasonably sized kitchen, it didn’t look like it was used much. Next to the kitchen were some stairs that presumably led to the bedroom and bathroom and the rest of the area was an open plan living room with warm rugs and a couple of large sofas. There was also a massive wide screen Television and entertainment system. I really wanted to play with that but I was distracted as Kale grabbed me by my shoulders and kissed me roughly.

His hand immediately made for my arse and squeezed my right cheek possessively whilst his tongue pillaged my mouth. He pulled our groins together and ground my swelling erection against his.

He broke from the kiss and breathed heavily in my ear.

“So how about that thing I spoke about earlier?”

I gave him a questioning look and decided to come clean.

“I…I hadn’t really been listening, I’m sorry.”

Kale grinned at me and kissed my nose.

“I know you hadn’t.”

He grabbed a hold of my belt loops and pulled me after him. We climbed up the wrought iron stairs; I had to grab hold of the banister to stop myself from tripping up them. Kale chuckled as he eyed the death grip I had on it.

“C’mon, we’re gonna take a shower.”

I raised an eyebrow at him. “Do I smell funny?” I asked.

He grinned again and pulled me close to him when we reached the top of the stairs; he nibbled on my neck before saying:

“No, I just find it completely erotic to have you wet and slathered up with soap.”

I couldn’t help it, that sentence combined with the way his eyes were practically stripping me where they went, I blushed so hard. Kale kissed my reddening cheeks and slowly pulled my shirt off, dropping it on the floor and then dragging me into his bathroom
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His bathroom was (depressingly) the size of my apartment. A large bath occupied the centre of the room and a shower big enough to fit at least four people in took up the right side of the room. It was warmly decorated in terracotta and the lighting was set romantically low.

He quickly divested me then himself and moved to turn on the shower, pulling me in with him he slid the glass door closed.

I squealed in shock as I was blasted from all angles with warm water. Kale laughed and pulled me into his hard body. The water cascading down his skin made it look like it glowed. He kissed me soundly and reached for the soap lathering it up he started to wash every inch of my body paying special attention to my butt and the crevasse in between. He then washed my hair with a sandalwood scented shampoo. By the time he was finished I was so hard I felt like I could burst.

He stopped washing me and handed me the sponge.

“My turn.”

He said in way of explanation. It took me a few moments to snap out of my sexual haze and realise what he’d asked me to do. Well, two could have a little fun. I lathered up the sponge and slowly dragged it across his chest rubbing it over his nipples to make them stand to attention. He hissed in a breath and grabbed my hip, pulling me closer to his body.

I lingered on his chest for a few moments then carefully washed his abdomen, coming dangerously close to his erection then moving on to his muscled thighs. I heard him give a groan of frustration and grinned wickedly.
I continued to carefully wash the rest of his body then reached for the shampoo and washed his hair, gently massaging his scalp as I went. He moaned and leaned into me. I rinsed the suds from his hair and he slowly turned in my arms and grabbed the back of my head pulling me into a kiss with lots of tongue. It was nice, sloppy and all over the place, but nice.

He reached down to fondle my erection and I moaned pushing into his hand and hooking my leg around his hip.

“God Kale, please.”

He chuckled deeply.

“Please what José?”

His tongue flicked out to lick the rim of my ear causing me to shudder.

“Mmghh…Please…fuck me.”

I gasped out as one of his fingers pushed into me. There was a slight burn but I was still fairly loose from earlier on and he was soon able to put two fingers inside me. He teased my prostate, pushing and rubbing against it until I was writhing in his arms, slipping and sliding up and down his chiselled body.

He reached for the shampoo again and lathered some of the liquid onto his erection. He replaced the cap and dropped the bottle onto the floor, moving to pin me against the cool tiles of the shower. He positioned he erection at my entrance and slid in smoothly making me grab his shoulders tightly and bite his neck to stifle my groan.

It was fast and boy was it fabulous, the position I was in allowed Kale to hit my prostate every time. I moaned and writhed as I was skewered by his large cock. I moaned loudly as he shifted me so he could wrap a hand around my weeping cock, jacking me off in time with his thrusts.

I came; white hot pleasure engulfed me from my head to my toes, making them curl. Kale pulled out of me and came, his white semen spraying onto my stomach and chest being washed away by the shower.

I pulled him close to me and kissed him firmly on the lips.

“You know, now we have to get clean again.”


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Reviews-

Rose- Haha you made me laugh so hard! Awan will get thwarted by some dastardly plan don't worry!

Tatiana- Maybe in real life I'd imagine there would be a whole formal appraisal etc...I know I had to do it myself but hey I used my creative rights and didn't put that in here! After all it's only fiction.

Cobraqueen- I know...that's kinda the plan though haha...Awan's a jerk!

KD- You and your smut eh? haha

Gaia- Machete? Remind me not to piss you off! haha!

TF- haha yeah...well he was just making sure. I think Awan's on everyone's shit list at the moment! Thanks for your review!

Queen Of The Cucumbers- Nope Awan is in no way finished yet, the shit is about to hit the fan pretty soon!

Kryst Sutures- You're hooked? Wow what an honour that is! And yeah Jos is a bit of a whore but hey, you gotta love him for it!

Perona- Thanks for your review! Glad you liked the boss action =)

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