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Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
21
Views:
1,360
Reviews:
42
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Lava Flavored Oatmeal...
The leaves of the nearby trees fell into the path as the three people walked towards their goal. The autumn wind blew around them as they walked. Flame, Ice and Shadow kept their eyes pealed for any possible ambushes.
Meanwhile, a few hundred feet in front of them, in a small clearing, Lava, Glaciera and the others stood. The only ones seen in the light from the street lamps were Lava and Glaciera, but the others were there, hiding in the dark of the night.
Somewhere, church bells began to strike Midnight.
“They are late...” Lava hissed, glaring at Glaceria, who nodded.
“No, we are not.” Flame said, stepping into the clearing. “Hello again Lava.”
“Ah, my old friend Flame.” Lava listened to the church bells ring the final time, “Right on time...”
“Shut it Lava.” Flame hissed, clenching her fist.
“Ah, I see you only brought Ice... how odd, I thought you would bring our precious Wind.” Flame smiled.
Ice shot a glance towards Shadow, then realized that Lava, nor any of the other evils, knew of him or could pick up his energy signature.
Flame must have realized that too and smiled at Lava, “You... you know me too well then.”
Lava laughed, “I brought only Glaceria, so do not fear.”
“While you two chit chat about olden days...” Glaceria said, “I am sure we could...”
“Silence.” Lava hissed, “So, Flame... how about we put a wager on this fight? Winner takes Wind?”
Flame’s eyes flashed deep red as she growled, “Wind is mine! He never liked you!”
Ice took a step back, this was more than just a fight to defend the Elementals for Flame, this was an old war that was a long time coming. Revenge.
“Flame, Flame... surely you know by now that I am the best one for Wind.” Lava smiled, taking a few steps towards her opposite.
Flame growled and snapped, “Just shut up you whore! Yes we were friends at one time, but now that you have ruined our friendship over a guy...”
Lava laughed, “Flame, you were the one that ruined our friendship.”
“If you were jealous over another elemental, then I didn’t need your friendship anyways, enough talk Lava, now is the time for action!” Flame jumped forward and growled.
“As you wish, my dear.” Lava smiled.
Flame smiled and snapped her fingers, “Defensive Flare!”
Fire danced from the woman’s fingertips and surrounded herself in a defensive flame.
“Allow me.” Glaceria said, stepping forward.
“NO!” Ice shouted, stepping in front of Flame, “You yourself said one on one, I cannot and will not allow you to participate.”
Just then, Wind and Storm made a crash landing to the west of where the other elemental people were standing. They had been riding a wind to come and help Flame, (Storm and Wind actually working together? Scary...)
This noise caused both Flame and Ice to turn away from their opposites.
Glaceria growled and looked at Lava, “Burning Blast!”
Ice turned her head in time to see the fiery attack coming. She had no time to dodge it. Her eyes widened as the attack hit her and caused her to be thrown back into a tree.
Flame and Shadow turned to see Ice flying backwards and smash against the tree. Her own body seemed to break against the trunk.
Wind and Storm had saw this too, and Wind growled, “That was a cheap shot!”
Lava laughed, “I guess she isn’t as strong as you guys says she is.”
“You monster...” Flame growled, glancing over at her fallen ally.
“ME? A monster... you are the one that stole Wind away from me, come Wind... leave this whore to her own business and come with a real woman.” Lava hissed.
“THAT IS ENOUGH!” Shadow growled, stepping into view, “You said you’d fight Flame one on one, not attack Ice... not flirt with Wind. Shut up and fight you weakling!”
“I have attacked already.” Lava spoke.
“You attacked Ice when she wasn’t looking, that was a sneaky trick!” Shadow hissed.
Flame growled. “Storm, go check on Ice.” Her eyes began to glow, “I want you to see, my dear Lava, how much stronger I have become since the last time I kicked your ass...”
Lava laughed, “Very well Flame. Ladies first... oh, wait, that would be me...”
Storm bounded over towards where Ice lay. He knelt beside her and smoothed her hair, “Hey Ice...”
Ice did not move, her body seemed to be bent backwards on the tree, and Storm feared that she was seriously injured by such an attack.
“ICE!” Storm cried, “Come on, wake up...” He touched her gently, “FLAME! She’s not waking up!”
Flame stood there, growling at Lava, about ready to attack, “I’m busy, call for Leaf and get her out of here.”
Lava pointed her finger to the sky and then pointed at Flame, “Flaming Lightning.”
A huge flash of fiery lighting struck inches from where Flame was standing, she had just jumped out of the way in time.
Lava hissed, “What a load of crock.”
Storm grabbed the Element-cell and dialed one. It rang once, then Leaf’s voice came on the line, “Elemental Super Hero’s SuperLine.”
“Leaf... it’s Storm, we need someone to come and get Ice and take her to the emergency room.”
“WHAT? Ice??? What happened?” Leaf cried loud enough for Wind to hear.
“Lava happened to Ice.” Shadow said.
“I’ll be right there...”
Flame, meanwhile, roared at Lava and spread her arms out, flaming wings appearing behind her body. “Flaming Angel!”
A large flame in the shape of an angel flew towards Lava, who crossed her arms, ready for the defensive attack.
“RRRR...” Lava hissed as she was pushed backwards by the angel. She stood her ground and let out a yell, as a flaming dragon ripped from her mouth.
“FLAME CONTROL!” Flame yelled, and the dragon turned on its creator and roared.
“Flame...” Lava cried, stepping back in fear.
“Now, any flame attack is allowed, and I can control any flames... and that dragon looks like a genuine flame dragon...” Flame smiled, snapping her fingers.
The dragon stepped towards Lava.
“FLAME!” Leaf cried, arriving to pick up Ice.
“She’s busy.” Storm called, “We’re over here Leaf...” Storm was holding onto Ice’s head. Ice was still out cold.
Leaf ran over to retrieve Ice.
Flame smiled as the dragon attacked Lava with a snarling bite.
Lava hissed and destroyed the dragon in a puff of smoke, “That’s enough of me playing Ms. Nice Woman...”
“Oh? What are you going to do now?” Flame laughed.
“TSUNAMI!” Lava cried.
A wave of water appeared swelling behind Lava, swelling to an incredible height.
Flame looked up, shocked at the opposite elemental attack, knowing that it would hurt her.
The wave had hit its peak and started to crash down towards Flame.
Suddenly, Flame was thrown up into the air by Wind and caught in his arms as the water rushed under them.
“That... isn’t a Lava attack...” Wind said, holding onto Flame carefully and holding her closely.
Leaf, Storm and Ice had gone to take the still unconscious Ice to the emergency room, where doctors knew about the ESH’s and looked the other way when treating them.
“I know... it seems odd...” Flame said. “Not a Fire Elemental attack at all...”
“No, it’s not...” Lava laughed, standing on the ground, right next to Wave. “I didn’t say I’d play fair.”
“Lava!” Wind hissed, “You could have killed her!”
“Wind darling, don’t... worry about her, come join our side.” Lava smiled as Wind lowered himself and Flame to the ground.
“Never...” Wind placed Flame on the ground, his eyes glowing more than Flame has ever seen, it oddly turned her on. “This is now between you and me...”
Flame started to say something, but Lava interrupted her with a swift Flame Sickle.
Wind raised his hand and blocked it with no injuries. He seemed to radiate with energy and power. Wind raised his hand and growled, sending Wave flying backwards into the darkness. “Just you...and me...” He hissed again, “Are you going to attack me or what?”
Lava screamed and crossed her arms and yelled, “FLAMING CROSS!”
A huge flaming cross flew towards Wind at high speed.
Wind, still in a rage, held up his arms in a defensive pose and yelled, “COOLING WIND!” The flaming cross vanished in a puff of smoke.
Wind smirked at Lava, most likely provoking the woman.
Flame stood back, watching as Wind protected and fought the woman, for her.
Lava hissed again, and pulled out two frisbee like things.
“COLLECTION PLATES! Hit the deck!” Wind screeched, taking cover as two collection plates with razor edges flew over his head.
Flame giggled a bit, then turned as she saw that Wind had a cut on his arm, holding it with his hand. Blood dripped down onto his body.
“Ah, so the Elemental Super Heros are indeed mortal, they can bleed...” Lava smiled. “Meaning that you can die as well...”
“Shut up Lava!” Flame hissed, “HELL’S FURY! LEVEL ONE!”
Four huge demons rose from the ground and looked at Lava, then to Flame.
“Target: LAVA!” Flame yelled and pointed at Lava, “And any of the other Evil Elementals hiding in the trees!”
The four demons, in a flash, started pummeling Lava.
“Wow...Wind... you saved me.” Flame said, walking over to Wind, who was trying to stop the bleeding on his arm. She leaned down and kissed his arm, licking up a droplet of blood.
“Flame...” Wind hissed in a good way. “We are suppose to be fighting...”
“Correction, the demons are fighting for us...” Flame said, bringing her lips up to his and kissing him.
“Right here? In public?” Wind asked as he brought his hands up to her hips and pulled her into him.
“I’ve always wanted too... and besides, we have demons to protect us if someone comes around...” Flame said, dragging him over to a bush to have some fun.
“Grr...” Wind said as he was pushed down into the grass.
“Hmm...” Flame sat on his lap and kissed him, biting at his tongue gently. Her hands wrapped around his back and she ground herself onto him.
Wind brought his hand around her back and pulled up the back of her dress. “Flame...”
“Hmm?” Flame had taken her kisses to grace Wind’s neck.
“You aren’t wearing underwear...” Wind hissed as his hand touched her skin, making her jump.
“Well, a girl can’t have panty lines, I didn’t want them to ruin the whole illusion of grandure of the outfit...” Flame said, biting at Wind’s shoulder.
“Hmm...” Wind said as he found her triangle of curls. Flame made a jump of pleasure. Wind smiled at her, “What did I do?”
“You... pants... off... NOW!” Flame grabbed him by the shoulders and crushed her mouth to his in a savage kiss.
Wind did as he was told.
(( I am going to stop it right there, and much to the disappointment of Wind and Flame... but much to the joy of Storm and Shadow, I’m sure... Wind, Flame... use your imagination! ...love, Ice))
Flame straightened her dress and looked around, seeing a few piles of mush and four demons, sitting around sipping coffee.
“What do you think you are doing?” Flame hissed at them.
“We are union... we are taking a coffee break.” one demon asked.
Flame walked over to them, “Anyone left to attack?”
The same demon spoke, “No Ma’am...Lava is that mush pile right there, and we destroyed both Wave, Smoke and Twig... they were all that were here...”
Flame walked over to the pile of Lava mush and scooped it into a small Glad-lock container. (Where did she pull that out of?)
“What are you doing?” Wind asked as two demons refilled their cups.
“Oh, I’m taking a souvenir.” Flame smiled. “To keep as a reminder of what Lava once was... a friend, before she became an enemy.”
Wind nodded, “Shall we return home?”
“Yes. I still have plans for you.” Flame smirked.
“Again...” Wind smiled as he wrapped his arms around her and elemental rode with her home.
((Short chapter, a long time to wait, but I had a brain fart... I hope you enjoy this Flame, and I’m sorry that it wasn’t as...graphic as you wanted it to be... next chapter... Earth’s breakfast snafu, Ice in ICU and ...proposal???))
Meanwhile, a few hundred feet in front of them, in a small clearing, Lava, Glaciera and the others stood. The only ones seen in the light from the street lamps were Lava and Glaciera, but the others were there, hiding in the dark of the night.
Somewhere, church bells began to strike Midnight.
“They are late...” Lava hissed, glaring at Glaceria, who nodded.
“No, we are not.” Flame said, stepping into the clearing. “Hello again Lava.”
“Ah, my old friend Flame.” Lava listened to the church bells ring the final time, “Right on time...”
“Shut it Lava.” Flame hissed, clenching her fist.
“Ah, I see you only brought Ice... how odd, I thought you would bring our precious Wind.” Flame smiled.
Ice shot a glance towards Shadow, then realized that Lava, nor any of the other evils, knew of him or could pick up his energy signature.
Flame must have realized that too and smiled at Lava, “You... you know me too well then.”
Lava laughed, “I brought only Glaceria, so do not fear.”
“While you two chit chat about olden days...” Glaceria said, “I am sure we could...”
“Silence.” Lava hissed, “So, Flame... how about we put a wager on this fight? Winner takes Wind?”
Flame’s eyes flashed deep red as she growled, “Wind is mine! He never liked you!”
Ice took a step back, this was more than just a fight to defend the Elementals for Flame, this was an old war that was a long time coming. Revenge.
“Flame, Flame... surely you know by now that I am the best one for Wind.” Lava smiled, taking a few steps towards her opposite.
Flame growled and snapped, “Just shut up you whore! Yes we were friends at one time, but now that you have ruined our friendship over a guy...”
Lava laughed, “Flame, you were the one that ruined our friendship.”
“If you were jealous over another elemental, then I didn’t need your friendship anyways, enough talk Lava, now is the time for action!” Flame jumped forward and growled.
“As you wish, my dear.” Lava smiled.
Flame smiled and snapped her fingers, “Defensive Flare!”
Fire danced from the woman’s fingertips and surrounded herself in a defensive flame.
“Allow me.” Glaceria said, stepping forward.
“NO!” Ice shouted, stepping in front of Flame, “You yourself said one on one, I cannot and will not allow you to participate.”
Just then, Wind and Storm made a crash landing to the west of where the other elemental people were standing. They had been riding a wind to come and help Flame, (Storm and Wind actually working together? Scary...)
This noise caused both Flame and Ice to turn away from their opposites.
Glaceria growled and looked at Lava, “Burning Blast!”
Ice turned her head in time to see the fiery attack coming. She had no time to dodge it. Her eyes widened as the attack hit her and caused her to be thrown back into a tree.
Flame and Shadow turned to see Ice flying backwards and smash against the tree. Her own body seemed to break against the trunk.
Wind and Storm had saw this too, and Wind growled, “That was a cheap shot!”
Lava laughed, “I guess she isn’t as strong as you guys says she is.”
“You monster...” Flame growled, glancing over at her fallen ally.
“ME? A monster... you are the one that stole Wind away from me, come Wind... leave this whore to her own business and come with a real woman.” Lava hissed.
“THAT IS ENOUGH!” Shadow growled, stepping into view, “You said you’d fight Flame one on one, not attack Ice... not flirt with Wind. Shut up and fight you weakling!”
“I have attacked already.” Lava spoke.
“You attacked Ice when she wasn’t looking, that was a sneaky trick!” Shadow hissed.
Flame growled. “Storm, go check on Ice.” Her eyes began to glow, “I want you to see, my dear Lava, how much stronger I have become since the last time I kicked your ass...”
Lava laughed, “Very well Flame. Ladies first... oh, wait, that would be me...”
Storm bounded over towards where Ice lay. He knelt beside her and smoothed her hair, “Hey Ice...”
Ice did not move, her body seemed to be bent backwards on the tree, and Storm feared that she was seriously injured by such an attack.
“ICE!” Storm cried, “Come on, wake up...” He touched her gently, “FLAME! She’s not waking up!”
Flame stood there, growling at Lava, about ready to attack, “I’m busy, call for Leaf and get her out of here.”
Lava pointed her finger to the sky and then pointed at Flame, “Flaming Lightning.”
A huge flash of fiery lighting struck inches from where Flame was standing, she had just jumped out of the way in time.
Lava hissed, “What a load of crock.”
Storm grabbed the Element-cell and dialed one. It rang once, then Leaf’s voice came on the line, “Elemental Super Hero’s SuperLine.”
“Leaf... it’s Storm, we need someone to come and get Ice and take her to the emergency room.”
“WHAT? Ice??? What happened?” Leaf cried loud enough for Wind to hear.
“Lava happened to Ice.” Shadow said.
“I’ll be right there...”
Flame, meanwhile, roared at Lava and spread her arms out, flaming wings appearing behind her body. “Flaming Angel!”
A large flame in the shape of an angel flew towards Lava, who crossed her arms, ready for the defensive attack.
“RRRR...” Lava hissed as she was pushed backwards by the angel. She stood her ground and let out a yell, as a flaming dragon ripped from her mouth.
“FLAME CONTROL!” Flame yelled, and the dragon turned on its creator and roared.
“Flame...” Lava cried, stepping back in fear.
“Now, any flame attack is allowed, and I can control any flames... and that dragon looks like a genuine flame dragon...” Flame smiled, snapping her fingers.
The dragon stepped towards Lava.
“FLAME!” Leaf cried, arriving to pick up Ice.
“She’s busy.” Storm called, “We’re over here Leaf...” Storm was holding onto Ice’s head. Ice was still out cold.
Leaf ran over to retrieve Ice.
Flame smiled as the dragon attacked Lava with a snarling bite.
Lava hissed and destroyed the dragon in a puff of smoke, “That’s enough of me playing Ms. Nice Woman...”
“Oh? What are you going to do now?” Flame laughed.
“TSUNAMI!” Lava cried.
A wave of water appeared swelling behind Lava, swelling to an incredible height.
Flame looked up, shocked at the opposite elemental attack, knowing that it would hurt her.
The wave had hit its peak and started to crash down towards Flame.
Suddenly, Flame was thrown up into the air by Wind and caught in his arms as the water rushed under them.
“That... isn’t a Lava attack...” Wind said, holding onto Flame carefully and holding her closely.
Leaf, Storm and Ice had gone to take the still unconscious Ice to the emergency room, where doctors knew about the ESH’s and looked the other way when treating them.
“I know... it seems odd...” Flame said. “Not a Fire Elemental attack at all...”
“No, it’s not...” Lava laughed, standing on the ground, right next to Wave. “I didn’t say I’d play fair.”
“Lava!” Wind hissed, “You could have killed her!”
“Wind darling, don’t... worry about her, come join our side.” Lava smiled as Wind lowered himself and Flame to the ground.
“Never...” Wind placed Flame on the ground, his eyes glowing more than Flame has ever seen, it oddly turned her on. “This is now between you and me...”
Flame started to say something, but Lava interrupted her with a swift Flame Sickle.
Wind raised his hand and blocked it with no injuries. He seemed to radiate with energy and power. Wind raised his hand and growled, sending Wave flying backwards into the darkness. “Just you...and me...” He hissed again, “Are you going to attack me or what?”
Lava screamed and crossed her arms and yelled, “FLAMING CROSS!”
A huge flaming cross flew towards Wind at high speed.
Wind, still in a rage, held up his arms in a defensive pose and yelled, “COOLING WIND!” The flaming cross vanished in a puff of smoke.
Wind smirked at Lava, most likely provoking the woman.
Flame stood back, watching as Wind protected and fought the woman, for her.
Lava hissed again, and pulled out two frisbee like things.
“COLLECTION PLATES! Hit the deck!” Wind screeched, taking cover as two collection plates with razor edges flew over his head.
Flame giggled a bit, then turned as she saw that Wind had a cut on his arm, holding it with his hand. Blood dripped down onto his body.
“Ah, so the Elemental Super Heros are indeed mortal, they can bleed...” Lava smiled. “Meaning that you can die as well...”
“Shut up Lava!” Flame hissed, “HELL’S FURY! LEVEL ONE!”
Four huge demons rose from the ground and looked at Lava, then to Flame.
“Target: LAVA!” Flame yelled and pointed at Lava, “And any of the other Evil Elementals hiding in the trees!”
The four demons, in a flash, started pummeling Lava.
“Wow...Wind... you saved me.” Flame said, walking over to Wind, who was trying to stop the bleeding on his arm. She leaned down and kissed his arm, licking up a droplet of blood.
“Flame...” Wind hissed in a good way. “We are suppose to be fighting...”
“Correction, the demons are fighting for us...” Flame said, bringing her lips up to his and kissing him.
“Right here? In public?” Wind asked as he brought his hands up to her hips and pulled her into him.
“I’ve always wanted too... and besides, we have demons to protect us if someone comes around...” Flame said, dragging him over to a bush to have some fun.
“Grr...” Wind said as he was pushed down into the grass.
“Hmm...” Flame sat on his lap and kissed him, biting at his tongue gently. Her hands wrapped around his back and she ground herself onto him.
Wind brought his hand around her back and pulled up the back of her dress. “Flame...”
“Hmm?” Flame had taken her kisses to grace Wind’s neck.
“You aren’t wearing underwear...” Wind hissed as his hand touched her skin, making her jump.
“Well, a girl can’t have panty lines, I didn’t want them to ruin the whole illusion of grandure of the outfit...” Flame said, biting at Wind’s shoulder.
“Hmm...” Wind said as he found her triangle of curls. Flame made a jump of pleasure. Wind smiled at her, “What did I do?”
“You... pants... off... NOW!” Flame grabbed him by the shoulders and crushed her mouth to his in a savage kiss.
Wind did as he was told.
(( I am going to stop it right there, and much to the disappointment of Wind and Flame... but much to the joy of Storm and Shadow, I’m sure... Wind, Flame... use your imagination! ...love, Ice))
Flame straightened her dress and looked around, seeing a few piles of mush and four demons, sitting around sipping coffee.
“What do you think you are doing?” Flame hissed at them.
“We are union... we are taking a coffee break.” one demon asked.
Flame walked over to them, “Anyone left to attack?”
The same demon spoke, “No Ma’am...Lava is that mush pile right there, and we destroyed both Wave, Smoke and Twig... they were all that were here...”
Flame walked over to the pile of Lava mush and scooped it into a small Glad-lock container. (Where did she pull that out of?)
“What are you doing?” Wind asked as two demons refilled their cups.
“Oh, I’m taking a souvenir.” Flame smiled. “To keep as a reminder of what Lava once was... a friend, before she became an enemy.”
Wind nodded, “Shall we return home?”
“Yes. I still have plans for you.” Flame smirked.
“Again...” Wind smiled as he wrapped his arms around her and elemental rode with her home.
((Short chapter, a long time to wait, but I had a brain fart... I hope you enjoy this Flame, and I’m sorry that it wasn’t as...graphic as you wanted it to be... next chapter... Earth’s breakfast snafu, Ice in ICU and ...proposal???))