Darkness
Chapter 11 More ElF’n…Troubles
Darkness Chapter 11 More ElF’n…Troubles
“Shit, Azure, why couldn’t you have waited to we were much further away from the castle before you turned back to your real self? Now, I fear we have a lot of walking to do so we can get further away from the Castle and it's master.”
“Well, pardon me, Keylyn it was your magic that turned me back. ”
“Why do you keep saying that? It’s not true I have no such magic abilities!"
“So you foolishly say!” Replied Azure sarcastically.
“We really need to get started. The sun is nearly set by now. ”
“Unless you haven’t noticed, my darling, I can’t go anywhere outside this warm comfy cave without clothes or boots? I am quite thoroughly naked and it is cold out there. ”
“And, Azure, you’re a perfect pain in my ass!” Keylyn growled loudly in frustration. But the elf youth knew very well that Azure could go nowhere with his lack of clothing, let alone in his bare feet.
“Keylyn, I would love nothing better than being a most perfect pain in your ass. I would find it extremely pleasurable I 'm sure, but, sadly, you want us to be only friends while clinging stubbornly to your worthless virginity,” smirked the beautiful blond elf as he swiped his tongue suggestively over his lips while flashing his large blue eyes flirtatiously back at Keylyn.
“Well, I see now why I much preferred Sugar. He was a lot more useful to me…and not so utterly disgusting. Perchance I should just leave you here and go on without you. ” Threaten Keylyn playfully with a laugh and grin, almost meaning it just for several seconds.
“Really, such a mean little boy! You would actually leave me here all alone to waste away in this big old cave in middle of nowhere, and make me fend for myself against devouring wild beasts and dirty ferocious raping bandits?”
“Azure, who are you trying to deceive? Something tells me if it was only the dirty raping bandits that captured you, and not the wild beasts, you’d be as happy as a pig in shit. ”
“Well, maybe… if the bandits were clean instead of dirty. I can’t stand foul, sweaty smelly men. ” Smiled Azure then his expression changed and became alarmingly serious. “Please don’t leave me alone, Key'. I don’t like being completely by myself in the dark woods. Even though I am five times your age and haven't been much of warrior, but more a poet and a bard who gets by on his looks and certain intimate skills as well as happily spending most of his time in crowded towns whether they be Elf or human. ”
“Don’t worry, Azure, I was only kidding. I have no intention of leaving without you. But if you're a true Elf, Azure how come you don’t have any magic abilities yourself?
“Because my clan were never magic users. We are, for most part, artists, performers, and artificers. Any magic ability we had or used came though trade or purchase for magic items or artifacts from the more higher level magical Clans by our chiefs of leaders. ”
“So obviously, Az', conjuring of clothing and boots is beyond your ability. ”
“Afraid so, Deary!”
“Oh well, then we shall have to come up with another idea, now wont we?”