Elemental Super Heroes!

“Earth, there is no time for fooling around, let’s get the groceries inside and quickly.” Ice said as she loaded her own arms down with several bags.

“Yes, hurry.” Leaf said, picking up several.

Flame opened the door as soon as they all came in, then she shut and locked it behind them.

“Are you guys alright?” Flame asked Ice as she set down the seventeen bags of goods she had brought in.

“We...we are fine now. Leaf, go park the car inside the garage.” Ice gasped.

“Flood, help me put up the groceries,” Bud said, picking up some bags.

“Yes...” Flood said.

“Ice, you look so pale.” Storm said, “Come in here and sit down, let Flood and Bud put away the food...”

Ice nodded, “They...they were so... beautiful though.”

“Who?” Storm said as Ice sat beside him.

“Those...elementals. They had long hair...” Ice sighed. “Pretty.”

***

Early the next morning, the group donned their outfits and got into the Elemental Mobile to meet up with Shadow and Shifter in their normal warehouse.

“Ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall...”

“EARTH would you CAN it!” Leaf hissed.

“What’s the matter Leaf? Didn’t get any last night?” Storm smirked. Wind grumbled and looked at Flame as if to ask ‘tell me you didn’t.’

“Not that guys, Earth, Ice and I are the only three that know what to look for, the car of those Evil ones...” Leaf said, looking around nervously.

“He’s got a point.” Flame said, pulling the vehicle into a hidden spot in the warehouse. “We’re here, all ashore who’s going ashore.”

Everyone pilled out and walked into the warehouse.

Flame smiled as Storm allowed the lights to flicker on.

Then, Flame saw the long black hair of Shadow. “HAIR!” She ran over and clutched his hair with her hands and rubbed her face against it, causing the poor man’s head to snap almost violently backwards.

“Hello Flame.” He said rubbing his neck.

Wind and Storm sighed and exchanged glances before Wind spoke, “You must be Shadow... and you must be Shape Shifter.”

“Call me Shifter.” Shifter spoke, his voice was dark and slightly raspy, but still cool.

“Okay Shitter.” Storm said.

Ice tried her hardest to stifle a laugh, but it didn’t work.

“SHITTER!” Wind roared, “I like it!”

“I don’t get it, why call him Shitter?” Earth said.

Leaf bumped Earth hard in the skull. “Enough.”

“Aren’t you those guys that worked at the Adult shop where we got our costumes?” Flood asked.

“I think they are...” Ice said, nodding.

“We are. Hey, something has to pay for the essentials, you know, ramen noodles and cable television.” Shifter spoke again.

Flame reluctantly, with the help of Wind and Storm, released Shadow’s hair.

“Okay, now...” Flame said, still none too happy that she had to release Shadow’s hair, “Your initiation... show me your powers Shadow.”

Shadow nodded and closed his eyes, suddenly a black mist surrounded Ice and when it finally evaporated, she had vanished.

“ICE!” Leaf cried.

“Fear not, she’s only in the Shadow Realm, and no harm shall come to her there.” Shadow smiled, “Care to see more?”

Flame drooled and nodded.

Wind looked over at Storm, “We have competition.”

Storm laughed, “ME? No, just you...”

Shadow smiled and snapped his fingers, and a large shadow dragon appeared as he opened the palm of his hand. The dragon turned towards Shadow as if to ask what to do. Then the dragon turned and set its sight on Earth.

Earth screeched like a little girl and disappeared in a cloud of dust as he ran around the building, trying his hardest to escape from danger.

“Impressive, call him off.” Flame said.

Shadow smiled and called off the dragon. Flame then turned to Shifter, “And what can you do?”

“I have the ability to change into any known element. Show me an element and I’ll change into the element.” Shifter spoke.

“Leaf!” Flame said.

“HUH?” Leaf said, looking around, “Where’s Ice?”

Shifter nodded and his element visibly changed to that of plant matter.

“Impressive.” Flame smiled, “I’m going to have to see more from you, Shifter, let’s give it a few trial runs, but I think you have a job Shadow...”

Shadow nodded and bowed, “Thank you Flame.”

As the group started to leave to return to their ever growing home, Leaf looked around and asked again, “Anyone seen Ice?”

***

Somewhere in the shadow realm, “Hello?”

A shadow dragon looked strangely at Ice before moving on.

“ANYONE OUT THERE?... HELP!”

***

Meanwhile, at the Evil Elemental’s Hideout.

“Glaceria, can’t you COOK?” Twig hissed.

“Look, I’m paid to be an evil elemental, I don’t ...cook.” Glaceria said.

“Well, then LAVA can you cook?” Twig hissed.

“No, go grow your own tree and eat twigs and berries for all I care.” Lava hissed, “I’m coming up with a battle plan.”

“But I’m hungry too...” Wave whined.

“Then go fishing, we are busy here.” Smoke said. Canyon sat at his side, they had their sights set on a screen, where the tracking device was blinking... showing the Elemental’s home...

***

“Come on guys, we have a lot to do today...” Flame said as she pulled the very crowded van into the driveway.

“What’s there to do?” Earth said, smushed between both Flood and Shadow, “Besides the obvious Leaf.”

Leaf hadn’t said a word.

“I...I want to ask the Mayor for a bigger car.” Flame said.

“Why not Element Ride? That’s much more fun and looks more intimidating.” Storm said.

“Yeah.” Flame said, “You have a point. That looks much cooler.”

***

Everyone had gotten into the house and settled for a quiet day when the Mayor appeared on the screen. He looked shocked to see the Elementals sitting there.

“Elementals, what are you doing HERE?”

“What do you mean Mayor?” Flame asked, “We have been here all day.”

“Well, there are Elementals running amuck in downtown. They all have long hair...” The Mayor continued to tell them about the elements as a news clip shown on the screen.

“That looks like the guys we saw at the grocery store.” Earth said.

“Where the fuck is Ice?” Leaf repeated.

“Those Elementals are asking for Flame to meet one of them in Central Park. She said you may bring along two others, but they are not to fight.” The Mayor said.

“Interesting...” Flame smirked, “A fight, one on one? Fire versus Fire? What time?”

“Midnight tonight.” Mayor spoke, and Flame’s eyes widened, “TONIGHT? It’s the full moon Mayor, you know we...”

“Flame...” Wind spoke, “It’ll be alright, we have to put an end to these Elementals.”

“Yes,” Storm agreed ((A/N: !?!?!?!)) with Wind. “We have to put a stop to the Evil.”

“Unleash the Evil...” Earth smiled, “Take Shadow.”

Shadow glared at Earth, and soon, Earth disappeared in a blackened mist.

“You CAN bring him back, can’t you?” Flame asked, “He’s only our comic relief.”

“Take me.” Wind said, “I don’t want you going alone.”

“Take me.” Storm said, “Wind will get in the way.”

“She’s taking ME!”

“She’s going to take ME!”

“ME!”

“ME!”

“ME!”

“ME!”

“ME!”

“ME!”

“ME!”

“ME!”

“ME!”

“ME!”

Shadow looked at Flame, “Come on, take me and Ice...”

“Ice isn’t back from the shadow realm yet...” Leaf sighed.

“Can it Wind and Storm, or I’ll take Shifter, at least he could be used as backup.” Flame sighed, it was really getting tiring listening to those two argue.

“B...but... he’s new, you can’t trust him.” Wind said, “I’m asking forgiveness Flame, take whomever you deed worthy.”

“Whoever thought that one word could be used in a fight?” Leaf asked Flood, who shrugged.

Flame smiled, “Wind and Storm of course. They can use one word in a fight...”

Storm gave Wind a cheesy grin.

***

Somewhere in the Shadow Realm.

Ice had grown tired of screaming, “Hello! Anyone home!”

Another Shadow Dragon scurried by her and glared at her before sadly shaking his head and moving onwards.

“ICE! Is that you???”

“EARTH!” What are you doing here!” Ice moved towards the voice.

“I...I pissed off Shadow.”

Soon, Ice found Earth and hugged him, still terrified of such a place.

***

“Midnight, eh?” Flame was saying at about five that evening. “And I have to fight a Lava alone.”

“Hey... not to piss you off dear, but doesn’t that name sound familiar?” Wind said, the group was waiting around the dinner table, waiting for their food.

“Hmm... vaguely.” Flame said.

“Last time I heard, I... I... I think she was the one that liked Wind and flirted with him about two years back.” Storm said, “You were beyond pissed.”

“Oh yeah...” Flame’s eyes began to glow. “Payback time...”

“HEY ICE! Where’s our dinner!” Leaf said.

Shadow gulped, “Whoops... I sort of left her and Earth in the Shadow Realm...”

Flame looked around, “I wondered why it was so quiet around here...”

“With Flame, its never quiet...” Bud said, “I’ll make some frozen dinners...”

“Could you bring my girlfriend back?” Leaf asked.

“Is she your girlfriend?” Shifter asked.

“Again, it’s up to her...” Wind said, “Like me and Flame.”

Flame reached over the table and pinched Wind’s cheeks. “I wuv you my wittle-itty-bitty-Windy-pooh...”

“Datsh not helpshing....” Wind tried to talk while his cheeks were being pinched, and it wasn’t really working.

“Want me to bring Ice and Earth back?” Shadow said.

“Yes, I’m starving...” Flood said.

Shadow nodded and a hole appeared in the ceiling, and out fell both Ice and Earth, who were still huddled from fear. Earth landed on Ice as they fell.

“Hmm... have to work on getting the vortex down to a lower level. I always put it up too high...”

Ice mumbled against Earth, “Ya think? Ouch..................ow...”

“Come on Ice, it’s your night to cook... hurry up.” Flood said.

“Love you too Flood.” Ice hissed as she pushed Earth off of her.

“Ice, rundown of what happened while you were incognito... I am taking two of you guys with me to meet with one of the Evil Elementals and kick their ass at midnight tonight.” Flame said, “I have a feeling that they are going to ask us each to come and fight one on one, so everyone needs to work on their individual attacks.”

“Aye-aye mo’- Cap-i-tan!” Earth said, standing up and saluting.

“...” Flame shook her head, “Sometimes I swear I’m not the leader of this group, I’m the fucking mother...”

“I’ll make dinner.” Ice said.

“Frozen Television dinners... yummy.” Earth sighed.

Ice glared at Earth, “Just for that, I may HELP that earth element guy kick your ass...”

Earth shut up.

“Good, so Flame, what you do is eat a good meal, take a hot bath, a nap or something, then we go to the park tonight.” Storm said.

“You know what may really calm her?” Wind gave Storm a look, Storm gulped. “Playing with Shadow’s hair.”

“HAIR!” Flame attached herself to Shadow’s hair and stroked it and rubbed her face in it playfully.

“See?” Wind said.

“For once Windy-pooh, you’re right.” Storm smiled.

“DON’T CALL ME WINDY POOH!” Wind screamed, and the light fixture above swung back and forth from the wind he created.

Leaf sighed, “Where’s my dinner Ice!”

Earth lay his head on the table, “Same old same old...”

Flood flirted with Bud.

***

After the hastily prepared dinner, the group sat around the table and talked.

“So...Flame, which Elementals are you taking with you to go kick the shit out of that evil one?” Storm asked.

“Hmm... I know I want to take people I can trust.” Flame said.

“She’s going to pick me.” Storm said.

“Hell no.” Wind said, “She’s taking me.”

Earth slammed his head onto the table, “Here they go again.”

“She is taking ME!”

“No, Smoke-breath, she’s taking ME!”

“Oh low blow... Not on your life you overrated rain cloud!” Wind growled.

“She’s taking me, you old puff of air!”

Wind’s eye visibly twitched. “You...son of a...”

“I’ve decided...” Flame said.

Everyone got quiet and looked at Flame.

“I’m taking... Ice and Shadow.”

Both Storm and Wind fell off their chairs. Storm was the first one to his feet.

“This...THIS IS YOUR FAULT!” Storm hissed.

“My fault??? You started it!”

“Bullshit!”

Earth ducked down at the right moment, as Wind catapulted himself over towards Storm, and wrapped his hands around Storm’s neck.

Flood sighed, “Boys...boys... play nice now.”

***

“Man...it’s only nine o’clock... I want to go now and get the bloody mess over with...” Flame sighed.

Shadow smirked, an evil idea hitting him. He brought his hand up to cover his mouth and looked over at Flame.

Flame jumped and squeaked.

Wind and Storm looked at Flame, then confused, looked over at Shadow.

“WHAT!” Storm began.

“Don’t-you-fucking-touch-him” Flame gasped. “Or probation for a MONTH!”

“What’s he doing?” Earth said.

“Oh... I’m...traveling via Shadow Realm... anywhere there is a shadow, I can be...” Shadow whispered and then, with his mouth still under his hand, licked again.

Flame groaned and the couch burst into flames.

“FLOOD! Code COUCH!” Earth said.

“Something tells me that we are going to go through a lot of couches.” Ice said to Leaf.

“What is he doing?” Bud asked.

“Apparently, he is using his powers to travel in shadows to bring Flame to orgasm, which is remarkable, granted that both Storm and Wind can’t get her to make that many noises without the use of other body parts...not that Flame seems to be minding it...she’s rather enjoying it.” Earth said.

Everyone stops and stares at Earth.

“Earth had a smart moment.” Ice said.

“PANCAKES AND BALLOONS!” Earth cried.

“Or not.” Leaf said.

“He had a smart moment, it just didn’t last long.” Flame said before jumping again.


((First of all, I never thought that Flame, Wind, Shadow and Storm would like this story... see even in A/Ns I’m keeping you two separated. I just thought it’d be a dead idea. This is chapter ELEVEN!

I feel as if it is missing something, it’s got the bones, but the meat isn’t there. The next chapter may take me some time because I am going to type it (OR attempt) to type it in Flame’s POV for the fight. I may end up screwing up and just doing as I normally do here.

The next chapter, Flame kicks Lava’s ass, so I am going to need some time to come up with dialog between them and some really cool attacks.

Flame, so much detail and gore you’ll cream or a chapter just for YOU involving Wind...or Storm... or Ice? (A person can hope...)

One last thing, the next few chapters will ALL take me time to type, being gory and bloody and plain WRONG. I have to ask Flame, can I use some of your Blood under a Black Moon idea for your chapter with Lava? You won’t be disappointed, promise.

Oh, I KNOW I forgot Goldenna, but there is a reason, she’s so busy working that she hasn’t had time to call, I’ll slink her in sometime soon. Promise. Promises, promises...

As always, this story is dedicated to Flame, Wind, Storm, Shadow and Ice. (Shifter too if he reads this) Peace!))