The Tale Of The Perverted Hero

Damn. I realised i just realised today (jan 9 2016) that i actually have this acount. But good news to my readers (that i probably dont have) im finaly gonna finnish a story. (If you dont know i have had about 3 other acount that were either deleted or i completly lost.)

???: Hello wake up!!!

Me?:....

???: Wake up!!!!

Me?:....

???:: WAKE UP YOUR LAZY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I get kicked in the stomach.

Me: Ugh. Where am i even?

???: Huh what do you mean Raze?

Me: Raze? What kind of try hard name is that?

???: Its your name!

Me: Whaaaa?! Give me a mirror. I hope i dont look like a fucking stupid!

The girl gives him a mirror.

I look Myself in the mirror. I have brown short spiky and messy hair. I have orange eyes. Im wearing a brown leather cloak and have a green tshirt made of cotton and some leather pants and shoes thats also brown.

Me: Hey im actually pretty hot.

???: Soo cocky...

Me: Hey is this a dream or something.

???: Wanna find out?

Me: Im not s,,,,

She slaps me before i could answear.

Me: Okey that hurted for real. Anyway how do you know my name?

???: Because your the chosen one.

Me: How do you know that and what is"The Chosen One"?

???: You look exactly like the chosen one. It is said that a man named Raze will appear in a forrest. He would be sleping. He is also supposed to save the world and become its leader.

Me: Ok. Anyway who are you?

???: Im Jenna im a newbie adventurer.

Me: Good news. You will join my party.

Jenna: Ok thanks... I guess.

Me: Ok now lets seek adventure and quests and stuff? I guess. But can i get a weapon.

Jenna: I have a bow and some spare arrows.

Me: That will do. Now to adventure! Follow me.

I jumps around the branches of some big trees and find a big weird monster.

Me: Hey whats that?

Jenna: Thats a giant misquito!

Me: Thats a weird fucking misquito!

I hit it and it immeadeatly dies.

Me: Man that was boring. I want a real quest.

Jenna:You could find a quest in the adventurers guild.

Me: Okey. Follow me!

Later At The Adventurers Guild

Me: Hey, Questmaster sign me up!

Questmaster: Our most recent quest is a escort quest.

Me: That sound pretty boring but okay. Where is the person.

Questmaster: Its a old man in his late 60ties called Old Babo. He is about 16, has a brown robe with a rope as a belt, he has a long white beard and a big round head. You can find him in the bar called Grogs Groves which is in the old market area.

Me: Ok.

Later in the bar.

Babo?: Hey young boy. You look like a adventurer.

Me: I am. Are you Old Babo?

Babo: Yes. What is your name boy?

Me: Im Raze.

Babo: So your from the prophecy?

Me: Apparently. Can you tell me more about the prophecy?

Babo: Only if you escort me to the mountains and then to my house here in the market area.

Me: Okey lets go. Jenna probably knows the way.

Babo: Who?

Me: The girl.

Babo: Boy. Check your pockets. You got tricked son.

Me: Jenna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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