Neko Man

Me: Snore.... Snore....Snore.

I slowly wake up.

Its morning and the birds are chirping. The sun shines through my window.

Me: Another normal boring day.

I go and shower and then i look at myself in the mirror.

I look at myself in the mirror.

Me: Eugh what the fuck am i still sleeping?

I have black cat ears. I try pulling them but fell an agonizing pain.

Me: Ah fuck they are real! What now? Maybe a can try to wear a hat?

I get through my normal routines and then i put on white boxers, a black tshirt, a red shirt, blue jeans, some black shoes and then i put on a white fedora with a black band.

I walk outside.

Today im going to get a job. I have decided on becoming a archetect.

I arrive at the office and shake hands with my possible future boss.

Boss: Hello, my name is Petter Andersson.

Me: Ah your swedish?

Boss: Yeah.

Me: My name is Lukas Hill. Im half swedish and half american.

Boss: So i asume you can talk swedish.

Me: Yeah i can swedish.

Boss: Ok men va mycket det snöar idag va? (Ok but is snows really much today doesnt it?)

Me: Ja men det är väldigt soligt. (Yeah but it the sun shines much.)

After the interview.

STILL NOT FINNISHED SORRY