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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
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1,676
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1
Recommended:
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The happyland trilogy episode 48
Happyland trilogy episode 48
mangled misadventures ch 1
Once upon a time Mr Happy was atop the cliff of joy staring out at the sea of delight. The cold, dead, grey sea reflected the dispair which inhabited Mr Happy's heart. Amplified by the vast, seemingly infinite expanse of the horizon as the grey sea blended seamlessly with the grey sky. The dispair in his heart howled into the infinite void and the void howled back creating an un-nerving harmony of morbid horror, if it could only be heard by the human ear.
Meanwhile on the beach at the foot of the cliff Little Miss Slutty was on hands and Knees being fucked doggy style by Jock (Jock With The 4'' Cock) as Wang Kun-Dong, his Korean, friend, beat his asianly thick erection waiting his turn.
''Check out her tits. They're all shaking and shit each time she gets it shoved in.'' said Sammie With The Samsung as she asshe filmed the fuckers on her phone, zooming into Little Miss Slutty's breasts.
''Yeah...'' said Erika With The Sony Eriksson ''... it was just like yours when I caught you with my dog yesterday.'' as she focused her phine more on Wang's wang.
The memory of recieving the text of those images earlier that day pushed Jock With The 4'' Cock over the edge. (Auther's note: dirty bastard). Leaning back he pulled out in time to flick his spunk over Little Miss Slutty's ass.
Being good for the skin her ass was silky smooth. As he sat back to admire Slutty's well trodden pussy (as well trodden as NY Central Station) at that exact moment Little Miss Slutty was pounded into the sand by the falling body of Mr Happy. The impact proved too much for Slutty's little miss lower bowel. The pressure shot contents thereof out with such force Jock's cock and belly was splattered with yesterdays fully digested dinner.
''She must have had tume last night, smells like cat shit.'' said Sammie With The Samsung breaking the momentary silence.
As the smell Hit each one, each member of The Happy High School Fuck Club puked up their seafood platter and vodka slammer lunch.
Sammie puked up on Mr happy's bare ass, Wang Kun-Dong puked up on his erect dong, as did Erika. Jock, however, puked straight up on slutty's open slit. His only fluid that got into her, on that day, was his vomit and with a certain satisfaction he watched her labia drip onto the sand.
The collective disgust evapourated when Jock with his now now limp cock noticed Mr Happy's face landed perfectly on the cum puddle on Little Miss Slutty's left butt cheek. Laughter ensued immediately and was exponentially enhanced when everyone noticed that Mr Happy was still alive. Evidenced by his flickering eyelids whipping up a pool of Jock jizz into a frothy lather.
After having shit themselves laughing the gang decided to make their way to Happyland's monthly Goat-Sacrifice/Corn-Harvest/PTA-Meeting Festival (budget cuts hit hard last year so a lot of orginizations had to amalgamate). But not before washing all shit from themselves in the sea first.
''Are those cunt even going to still be alive or shit?'' said Sammie still recording with her samsung.
''Shure shit!'' said Erika whos attention was still on Wang's Dong erection ''...She's fine, I've seen her take a harder pounding from the football team last week''
Exiting the water what should they see but the beautiful mermaid Miss Cod-Cunt. Dressed in only a clamshell bikini top and with long flowing blond hair she was a vision of beauty resting languidly on a dick shaped rock. Especially for Wang Kun-Dong who still had his huge erection, pointing the path before him and slightly to the left.
''Hey! Reminds me of all those torpedoes I've had pointed at me. said Cod-Cunt noticing Wang's dong immediatley.
''Oh yeah... and I love your fishy odour.'' replied wang as he walked over
Sammie and Erika prepaired their camera phones as Cod-Cunt reached for Wang's Wang. Her breasts seemed bigger, heaving and undulating as she stroked his cock. All the way from the very base to the tip. She paused there a few moments each time to twist her wet fist over his sensitive cockhead.
''You're good at that fish-face bitch!'' said Wang.
''I see a lot of seamen.'' said the mermaid licking her lips.
She leaned forward and started runing her tongue along the seam of Wang's ballsack, all the time fist pumping his pole. After only a few licks back and forth she wanted more. In one inhale she sucked in Wang's balls. With her mouth wide open both balls were in her mouth being rolled around by her tongue.
''Didn't know mermaids loved teabags.'' said jock, rubbing his flacid, tiny cock as though it was a clit.
''Mmh-Hmmh, Hmm'' said Cod-Cunt.
With that and a wet plop Wang's balls popped out of her mouth. Wasting no time she directed his big dick straight into her mouth. She stopped half-way to gag a little. But she was determined to take it all. Continuing to ease it into her face her plump, luscious lips descended the lenght of his cockshaft. This wasn't fast enough for Wang. He grabbed the back of Cod-Cunt's head and forced the rest into her mouth, so deep her nose was buried deep in his glossy black pubes. She gagged as his cockhead thudded against the back of her throat. The glottal clicksfrom her, audible to all present, only turned Wang on further. He tightened his grip on her head and began to fuck her mouth as tough it was a pussy. Cock throbbing and dripping with pre-cum it was pumping her head lick a piston, with a loud slap each time his balls hit her chin. The pre-cum could go no-where else but straight down Cod-Cunt's throat forcing her to swallow.
He quickened his pace as he felt his cum build up, ready to be released. Until suddenly. unable to stay back any longer, 300 million sperm troopers came barreling along Wang's urethra like an underground train. Just as Cod-Cunt's throat was about to become numb with its countless banging the spunk reached its final destination. Wang's jizz coated Cod-Cunt's raw throat, pouring a seemingly endless gush of paste down her oesophagus.
''Glug, glug, glug...'' said Cod-Cunt as she devoured more than ten times her 'recommended daily allowance' of calcium salts (and some other shit).
Wang let out a final sigh and the rest of the gang cheered at the salty finale.
Meanwhile along the lining of Cod-Cunt's oesophagus millions of sperm were wndering around confused:
''What the fuck!'' said number 190,048 ''this vaj is a lot fishier than they said it would be in basic.''
''You're right...'' said number 189,112 ''...and why is gravity all upsidedown?''
Then it dawned on them, all of those who hadn't died in the burning sea of Cod-Cunt's digestive juices.
''Aaaah! We're all fucked!'' said they as they squirmed against the slippery side to their deaths.
Wang pulled out of the meremaid. A small contingent of lucky sperm fashioning a spunk/face-spittle bridge from his cock to her lips. They would at least spend a few more moments of XX chromosomeal delight swimming over a hot and heavy bossom (except for the female sperm who were a little weirded out, but that just made the Y'ers hornier to see hot lezz action).
''Great!'' said Sammie still running her samsung ''We've got two new videos for our club website.''
''It's a shame it wasn't vaj or anal though.'' said Erika
''Where's your pussy and ass anyway all I see is scales.'' said Jock.
''Merepeople don'thave those...'' said Cod-Cunt ''...we do everything out of the same hole.''
At which point she leant forward, opened her mouth as wide as she could and proceeded to lay the biggest shit any of the gang had ever seen. The 11'' turd smacked down onto the sand, covered in a thick lining of spunk.
With skidmarks still down her chin Cod 'oooh the relief Cuntflicked her tail and disappeared into the sea. Laughter erupted in the gang with the exception of Wang who was to busy vomiting onto the steaming cum-glazed turd (he also began to wish the author had gone with the beached dolphin bit).
''Even better we've got a scat vid now. we're really streaching out. Just like Slutty's vaj'' said Sammie.
When they had composed themselves they made their way back on course to the festival to continue to chapter two of three of episode 48.
mangled misadventures ch 1
Once upon a time Mr Happy was atop the cliff of joy staring out at the sea of delight. The cold, dead, grey sea reflected the dispair which inhabited Mr Happy's heart. Amplified by the vast, seemingly infinite expanse of the horizon as the grey sea blended seamlessly with the grey sky. The dispair in his heart howled into the infinite void and the void howled back creating an un-nerving harmony of morbid horror, if it could only be heard by the human ear.
Meanwhile on the beach at the foot of the cliff Little Miss Slutty was on hands and Knees being fucked doggy style by Jock (Jock With The 4'' Cock) as Wang Kun-Dong, his Korean, friend, beat his asianly thick erection waiting his turn.
''Check out her tits. They're all shaking and shit each time she gets it shoved in.'' said Sammie With The Samsung as she asshe filmed the fuckers on her phone, zooming into Little Miss Slutty's breasts.
''Yeah...'' said Erika With The Sony Eriksson ''... it was just like yours when I caught you with my dog yesterday.'' as she focused her phine more on Wang's wang.
The memory of recieving the text of those images earlier that day pushed Jock With The 4'' Cock over the edge. (Auther's note: dirty bastard). Leaning back he pulled out in time to flick his spunk over Little Miss Slutty's ass.
Being good for the skin her ass was silky smooth. As he sat back to admire Slutty's well trodden pussy (as well trodden as NY Central Station) at that exact moment Little Miss Slutty was pounded into the sand by the falling body of Mr Happy. The impact proved too much for Slutty's little miss lower bowel. The pressure shot contents thereof out with such force Jock's cock and belly was splattered with yesterdays fully digested dinner.
''She must have had tume last night, smells like cat shit.'' said Sammie With The Samsung breaking the momentary silence.
As the smell Hit each one, each member of The Happy High School Fuck Club puked up their seafood platter and vodka slammer lunch.
Sammie puked up on Mr happy's bare ass, Wang Kun-Dong puked up on his erect dong, as did Erika. Jock, however, puked straight up on slutty's open slit. His only fluid that got into her, on that day, was his vomit and with a certain satisfaction he watched her labia drip onto the sand.
The collective disgust evapourated when Jock with his now now limp cock noticed Mr Happy's face landed perfectly on the cum puddle on Little Miss Slutty's left butt cheek. Laughter ensued immediately and was exponentially enhanced when everyone noticed that Mr Happy was still alive. Evidenced by his flickering eyelids whipping up a pool of Jock jizz into a frothy lather.
After having shit themselves laughing the gang decided to make their way to Happyland's monthly Goat-Sacrifice/Corn-Harvest/PTA-Meeting Festival (budget cuts hit hard last year so a lot of orginizations had to amalgamate). But not before washing all shit from themselves in the sea first.
''Are those cunt even going to still be alive or shit?'' said Sammie still recording with her samsung.
''Shure shit!'' said Erika whos attention was still on Wang's Dong erection ''...She's fine, I've seen her take a harder pounding from the football team last week''
Exiting the water what should they see but the beautiful mermaid Miss Cod-Cunt. Dressed in only a clamshell bikini top and with long flowing blond hair she was a vision of beauty resting languidly on a dick shaped rock. Especially for Wang Kun-Dong who still had his huge erection, pointing the path before him and slightly to the left.
''Hey! Reminds me of all those torpedoes I've had pointed at me. said Cod-Cunt noticing Wang's dong immediatley.
''Oh yeah... and I love your fishy odour.'' replied wang as he walked over
Sammie and Erika prepaired their camera phones as Cod-Cunt reached for Wang's Wang. Her breasts seemed bigger, heaving and undulating as she stroked his cock. All the way from the very base to the tip. She paused there a few moments each time to twist her wet fist over his sensitive cockhead.
''You're good at that fish-face bitch!'' said Wang.
''I see a lot of seamen.'' said the mermaid licking her lips.
She leaned forward and started runing her tongue along the seam of Wang's ballsack, all the time fist pumping his pole. After only a few licks back and forth she wanted more. In one inhale she sucked in Wang's balls. With her mouth wide open both balls were in her mouth being rolled around by her tongue.
''Didn't know mermaids loved teabags.'' said jock, rubbing his flacid, tiny cock as though it was a clit.
''Mmh-Hmmh, Hmm'' said Cod-Cunt.
With that and a wet plop Wang's balls popped out of her mouth. Wasting no time she directed his big dick straight into her mouth. She stopped half-way to gag a little. But she was determined to take it all. Continuing to ease it into her face her plump, luscious lips descended the lenght of his cockshaft. This wasn't fast enough for Wang. He grabbed the back of Cod-Cunt's head and forced the rest into her mouth, so deep her nose was buried deep in his glossy black pubes. She gagged as his cockhead thudded against the back of her throat. The glottal clicksfrom her, audible to all present, only turned Wang on further. He tightened his grip on her head and began to fuck her mouth as tough it was a pussy. Cock throbbing and dripping with pre-cum it was pumping her head lick a piston, with a loud slap each time his balls hit her chin. The pre-cum could go no-where else but straight down Cod-Cunt's throat forcing her to swallow.
He quickened his pace as he felt his cum build up, ready to be released. Until suddenly. unable to stay back any longer, 300 million sperm troopers came barreling along Wang's urethra like an underground train. Just as Cod-Cunt's throat was about to become numb with its countless banging the spunk reached its final destination. Wang's jizz coated Cod-Cunt's raw throat, pouring a seemingly endless gush of paste down her oesophagus.
''Glug, glug, glug...'' said Cod-Cunt as she devoured more than ten times her 'recommended daily allowance' of calcium salts (and some other shit).
Wang let out a final sigh and the rest of the gang cheered at the salty finale.
Meanwhile along the lining of Cod-Cunt's oesophagus millions of sperm were wndering around confused:
''What the fuck!'' said number 190,048 ''this vaj is a lot fishier than they said it would be in basic.''
''You're right...'' said number 189,112 ''...and why is gravity all upsidedown?''
Then it dawned on them, all of those who hadn't died in the burning sea of Cod-Cunt's digestive juices.
''Aaaah! We're all fucked!'' said they as they squirmed against the slippery side to their deaths.
Wang pulled out of the meremaid. A small contingent of lucky sperm fashioning a spunk/face-spittle bridge from his cock to her lips. They would at least spend a few more moments of XX chromosomeal delight swimming over a hot and heavy bossom (except for the female sperm who were a little weirded out, but that just made the Y'ers hornier to see hot lezz action).
''Great!'' said Sammie still running her samsung ''We've got two new videos for our club website.''
''It's a shame it wasn't vaj or anal though.'' said Erika
''Where's your pussy and ass anyway all I see is scales.'' said Jock.
''Merepeople don'thave those...'' said Cod-Cunt ''...we do everything out of the same hole.''
At which point she leant forward, opened her mouth as wide as she could and proceeded to lay the biggest shit any of the gang had ever seen. The 11'' turd smacked down onto the sand, covered in a thick lining of spunk.
With skidmarks still down her chin Cod 'oooh the relief Cuntflicked her tail and disappeared into the sea. Laughter erupted in the gang with the exception of Wang who was to busy vomiting onto the steaming cum-glazed turd (he also began to wish the author had gone with the beached dolphin bit).
''Even better we've got a scat vid now. we're really streaching out. Just like Slutty's vaj'' said Sammie.
When they had composed themselves they made their way back on course to the festival to continue to chapter two of three of episode 48.