Answer the Phone Already!

A/N: Here's a quick one-shot that hit me a few weeks ago. Hope you enjoy it! Oh! And thanx go out to Madrachadevvi for her help on proofing this one.

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One boring weekend night, many nights ago, Madrachadevvi and Pesterme2 were chatting away on yahoo. It was much like the countless other weekend nights that Pesterme2 and her faithful AC Beta had spent rambling about m/m smut and hot man on man smexing, but, unlike those other m/m filled nights, Madrachadevvi was trying and trying to reach her local 24 hour pharmacy with no success. Needless to say, poor Madrachadevvi was very very frustrated. After all, M had called and called the pharmacy many times only to be switched over to the automated service.

Pesterme2's heart went out to her good friend because Pesterme2 knew exactly why Madracha continued to fail in that particular night's mission. Rather than allow Madrachadevvi to continue in her frustrating task, the all knowing and perverted Pesterme2 did her best to explain why Madracha had yet to contact the man who would grant her greatest wish by filling her prescription. It went something like this:

Answer the Phone Already!

Ted was thrilled to find himself once again stuck on the graveyard shift at the local, 24 hour pharmacy where he worked. He usually worked first shift, but one of his fellow pharmacists had gone on vacation for the past week and Ted was working in her place. Normally he'd have been pissed, having already put in enough time on his job that he shouldn’t have to worry about such things anymore. Of course, that was before Bobby had started working there.

Bobby was the hottest guy Ted had seen in a long time, with his spiky blonde hair, dark eyes, and lean, hard body. Add to that, Bobby was laidback, fun to talk to, and had a great sense of humor. He was a hard worker too and rarely goofed off while on shift unless it was to socialize with a customer. Of course, that might be because Bobby wasn’t a kid fresh out of high school, like so many who’d filled his position before now. If Ted had to guess, Bobby was probably a couple of years younger than Ted’s own 28 years of age. Either way, Bobby’s looks and personality were a lethal combination, not to mention a heady one, and Ted had more than once found himself daydreaming about what it would be like to have the man’s full attention.

In the past month, Ted had admired his gorgeous coworker from afar, only able to grab quick glances or exchange shallow greetings at shift changes. Time and time again, Ted had been tempted to throw caution to the wind and ask the guy out. The problem was, Ted wasn’t sure whether or not Bobby was into other guys. He’d never heard any shop gossip about the man seeing anyone, male or female, and Bobby wasn’t all that chatty about his personal life unless asked directly. They’d talked quite a bit since they’d been sharing the same shift, but Ted had never been the type to pry and Bobby had never offered the information up on his own.

Bobby always acted like he was happy to chat and cut up with Ted, but he had never given Ted any hint that he might be interested. Then again, Ted had never built up the nerve to flirt with his secret crush either. Now, Ted was four days into his five day work week and had yet to make a move. Instead, Ted had been sneaking glances and fighting to keep his mind in the game during the many lags in customers after 1 am. It hadn’t worked. Ted had already pictured the two of them in any number of positions and in several different scenarios.

His favorite fantasy was the one where he cornered Bobby in the stock room near the pharmacy counter in the back of the store. The hot blonde would be bending over to pick up a 24-pack of cola when Ted would just happen to walk into the dark, crowded room and make his way over. Then he'd run a finger down the center of Bobby's long, lean back and grasp the man’s muscular hips before rubbing his hard length against Bobby's sweet, sweet ass.

As Ted watched Bobby hurry by with a case of acetaminophen, he quickly tried to shake off that line of thought, to no avail. He could just imagine the other man’s eyes hooded with lust, a desire that matched Ted’s own in their inky depths, while he looked over his shoulder at Ted, a shiver of need running down his spine. That image was doing terrible things to his libido, and Ted wasn’t in the mood to embarrass himself a second time for the night, so once again he tried to push it away.

Bobby caught Ted’s gaze for half a second, an eyebrow raised in question at the openly hungry look Ted was sure had to be on his face. Quickly putting up a bored front, Ted turned his attention back to the computer screen in front of him to double check the prescription he’d been about to fill for possible interactions with the customer’s existing medications. It wasn’t good to let his mind wander and normally he kept his act together. His job was important and allowing himself to become too distracted could have dire consequences.

Tonight, Ted was having even more trouble than he’d had the past few nights because, after four days of working together, Ted had finally slipped up and let Bobby catch him ogling that fine, muscular ass when Bobby was bent over. Now, every time Bobby walked by to do the restocking, the man gave Ted a curious, contemplative look when he thought Ted wasn’t watching. Ted couldn’t decide if that look was interest or just Bobby trying to work out whether or not Ted was gay. After all, even if Bobby was into other guys, Ted knew the handsome man was completely out of his league.

Not that Ted was a bad looking guy. Far from it actually. With his slightly wavy, sandy-brown hair, his pale green eyes, and his boy next door dimples, Ted had never had a problem picking up a guy at a bar for a one night stand and he’d had several relationships throughout the years. Never with someone like Bobby, though. What it usually came down to was that, while Ted was pleasant to look at, he wasn’t drop-dead gorgeous. Ted was also a little on the brainy side and the type who had trouble keeping up an interesting conversation outside of rambling about his work. The wire frame glasses he wore at work only added to that impression and he was always careful to use his contacts when he hit the clubs or went on a date. Of course, Bobby didn’t know that. The man had never seen him without them.

With a sigh, Ted double checked the screen in front of him and found nothing there to raise concerns. Satisfied, he stepped out from behind his computer on the way to the back to fill the prescription. Then he heard the stock room door swing open again as Bobby came back into the main part of the store and paused, turning. For several days now, he’d wanted nothing more than to run his fingers through Bobby's spiky blond hair and expose the strong, tan chest that teased him through the uniform shirt the man was wearing.

As Bobby approached carrying two cases of beer in each hand, Ted could see every ridge of muscle in that chest and those strong arms flexing. Just seeing those boxes reminded Ted of his earlier thoughts and his flagging erection immediately perked up again with interest. Definitely not good since he was standing in front of the open exit that led up to the pharmacy area and no longer had a counter to hide his body’s reaction from curious eyes.

Hoping that the blonde wouldn’t notice, Ted returned a nod as Bobby paused to readjust his hold on the beer cases and took off again. When Bobby ran his eyes down Ted's body as he walked by and noticed Ted's cock pressing against the front of his slacks, Ted couldn't stop the blush that crossed his cheeks as he readjusted his glasses. He wasn't a virgin by a long shot, but it was still embarrassing to be caught ogling your coworker in such an obvious way . . . with a raging hard-on no less. Judging by the looks Bobby had given him that evening, Ted didn’t think he’d mind too much.

Then again, he’d misjudged the interest of other men before and tended to err on the side of caution. Straight guys often took offense to being flirted with by another man and not all of them stuck to the old adage, ‘never hit a guy with glasses’. Bobby didn’t seem like the type, but better safe than sorry. Glasses didn’t come cheap and contacts were a pain in the ass while on the job. Ted didn’t relish the thought of having to tough it out until he had a new pair made.

Rather than looking away from Ted’s reaction to him and pretending not to notice, Bobby met Ted’s wary gaze with interest before running his pink tongue around his lips and giving Ted a teasing wink. It was hard to misconstrue THAT! Through sheer force of will, Ted held back a groan at the heat that filled Bobby's dark brown eyes, but his cock jerked in his pants tauntingly, as if determined to get the handsome blonde’s attention. Bobby saw it and grinned again as he continued on to the display that held the liquor without comment.

Ted watched him go, his heart racing and his thoughts in a frenzy. After Bobby had discarded his load, he headed back to the storeroom for more. When he passed Ted again he paused, placing his hand on his hip as he let his gaze run through the empty store.

"We're sure slow tonight, Ted,” Bobby observed with a hopeful gleam in his eye and an exaggerated sigh. “What do you say we take our lunch break together and have a little talk? It seems like maybe we have more in common than we originally thought.”

“What about the store?” Ted asked, unable to keep the excitement he felt from his voice.

Bobby shrugged and scanned the store again. “We could just put a note on the door that says 'Out to lunch' and enjoy one another’s company."

Ted hesitated. It was against company policy to close the store during business hours unless someone called in and there was only one person on shift. That wasn't the case. If they were caught, he knew that they would both receive a write up or worse. Then again, he really wanted to get to know Bobby better now that he knew that they were on the same wave length, although what he really wanted was to... Well, it didn't matter what he really wanted. What mattered was that for the first time since he'd met Bobby, the man had shown interest in him.

As if to tear down the last walls of Ted’s feeble resistance, Bobby gave him a pitiful look and asked, “Please?” The way he cocked his head to the side as his bottom lip protruded slightly made Ted want to laugh, but he held it in as he looked around the store and weighed his options. Ted knew he would be a fool to pass up on this chance. For all he knew it might never come again.

With one last look at the front door, Ted shrugged and said, "Sure, Bobby. We haven't had a customer for almost an hour and there's no one in the parking lot. Let me make up a sign real quick and I'll meet you in the break room.”

“Great!” Bobby exclaimed as he rubbed his hands together excitedly and started off in the direction of the break room. Right before he went inside, he paused and glanced back at Ted before heading off down one of the isles. Ted just shook his head at Bobby’s expense, figuring that Bobby was looking for food, and went back to drawing the sign he planned to hang in the window.

Several minutes later, Ted wobbled past the pharmacy on his way to the break room with a big smile on his face and a stiff cock between his thighs. The phone had started ringing while he was up front locking up and it stopped just as he approached it. With a shrug, Ted decided to let it go. He could check back after break to see what they wanted. For now, he was looking forward to getting to know Bobby a little better and maybe even talking the man into meeting him outside of working hours for dinner and a movie.

Ted hadn't been out on a real date in over a month and Bobby seemed like a fun guy. The handsome blonde was constantly cracking jokes and teasing the customers when he wasn’t busily restocking the shelves. Ted liked that in a lover and he couldn’t help getting his hopes up as he hurried into the break room as quickly as his erection would allow.

What Ted saw when he stepped through the door instantly forced all rational thoughts from his mind as his balls drew up and his nipples tightened with arousal. Bobby was leaning back against the counter beside the small employee microwave...hard as a rock and wearing nothing but a smile. Ted’s mouth fell open as he fought against the urge to drool.

He wanted to rush over and drop down on his knees just to worship that gorgeous, jutting cock with his mouth and tongue, not to mention that beautiful, strong body on display. Somehow he managed to hold back as he ran his gaze up and down the long, lean torso and then back to the nice, red cock standing proudly between Bobby's legs. It was just a little thicker than Ted's and maybe a tad longer.

Rather than give in to the urge to take it into his mouth and taste it, Ted stammered, "Ummmm.... Bobby?"

Bobby gave Ted a wide grin as Ted cautiously closed the short distance between them. When Ted was close enough, Bobby grabbed Ted's shaking hand to place it on his hard length. "You like me, Ted. It's okay to admit it. I want you too, so there’s no reason to hold back."

As Ted tightened his grip on the thick shaft in his hand and began moving it slowly up and down the silky skin, he looked deeply into Bobby's eyes, searching for any clue that the man was teasing him or trying to trick him into something. He saw nothing there but pure desire and need, and before that could even register, Bobby's entire face blurred as the man moved in to attack Ted's stunned lips with his own.

Ted quickly pulled back to remove his glasses before they got in the way, but Bobby immediately stopped him with a whispered, “Leave them. They make me so hot.”

Rather than argue, Ted groaned and quickly thrust his tongue into Bobby's soft mouth, grinding himself against Bobby's hip as he ran the palm of his hand around the head of Bobby's cock, spreading the pre-come around the bulbous tip as he tongue fucked him until they were both breathless. Finally he was forced to pull away for air and Bobby immediately took the opportunity to turn them both around and push Ted, back first, into the counter before dropping to his knees and easing down the zipper of his slacks.

"Want you so bad. I've dreamed of doing this since the second I laid eyes on you. I tried to hide it because I wasn’t sure you were…when I noticed you staring at my ass earlier…" Bobby’s disjointed words trailed off as he moaned softly, quickly unbuttoning Ted's pants and tugging them down his hips. "Want to taste you so fucking bad."

Ted couldn't hold back a soft gasp of his own as he let his head fall forward to watch while Bobby tugged his boxers down to expose his dripping erection. A huge grin spread across the blonde’s full lips as he stroked it once or twice and looked up to meet Ted's shuttered gaze. "Very nice. Not surprising though considering the huge tent you were popping earlier."

Then, without hesitation, he leaned forward and sucked Ted's cock into his mouth and straight to the back of his throat. When the head bottomed out, Ted thought he was going to shoot on the spot, but somehow he held on as he watched his shaft slide back out of Bobby's mouth, shiny with spit and painfully hard.

The phone out front began to ring again and Ted halfheartedly moved to push Bobby away, but Bobby was having none of that. He immediately tightened his grip on Ted’s hips, pinning him back against the counter as he sucked him in even deeper. Ted quickly forgot what he’d been thinking as Bobby redoubled his efforts, running his wicked tongue around Ted's sensitive shaft and then tracing his glans over and over before sucking him back in and driving him to the edge a second time.

Just when Ted thought he couldn't take anymore, Bobby pulled off him with a loud hum and, with one last taste of the pre-come oozing from Ted's slit and a swipe of his tongue up the furry sac of Ted’s balls, stood up and attacked Ted's mouth again. Ted could taste himself on those puffy, red lips as he gave himself over to the hungry kiss, moaning at the feel of their wet, slick tongues tangling together. When they were both panting and breathless and Ted’s knees felt like they might give out under the strength of his need, Bobby pulled away and looked straight into Ted's eyes again.

"You ready?” Bobby asked breathlessly as he reached for something on the counter behind Ted. Ted wasn’t completely sure what Bobby was asking but he hoped to Hell the man meant what Ted thought he did. As if to confirm Ted’s suspicions, Bobby murmured, “Want to feel you in my ass. Want you to fuck me until neither one of us can stand."

Ted groaned and leaned forward to trace a teasing line of kisses down Bobby's thick neck while Bobby ripped open a foil package. Seconds later he felt Bobby's demanding hands on him, rolling the rubber down Ted's length as his breath came faster and faster. Once he was done, he pulled Ted away from the counter and took his place, this time bending over it before looking back over his shoulder at Ted as he licked his swollen lips.

"Give it to me, Ted. Make me shoot all over the counter."

Ted immediately hesitated. There was no way he was going to give Bobby what he wanted without preparing him first. "Let me go find some lube and then..."

"Screw that," Bobby panted. "I'm all ready for you, lover. I snuck some lube from the shelf when I grabbed the rubbers and got myself slicked up while you were closing down shop."

For a second, Ted couldn't quite believe what he was hearing. It was flattering to be wanted so badly, but did Bobby think he was a slut or something? Ted's eyes ran along the long line of Bobby's tan back, down to his perfectly molded ass and suddenly he couldn't have cared less. If Bobby thought he was a slut then more power to him. Ted was determined to feel that tight body wrapped around him and his cock demanded that everything else wait until after the game was over.

Sliding two curious fingers into Bobby's sweet ass, he found that his soon-to-be lover was most certainly ready for him. They immediately slid in with little resistance and the heat... Oh God, the heat.

A shiver of desire ran through Bobby’s entire body as he pushed back against the intrusion before looking back at Ted with hunger in his dark eyes. Their gazes locked for a breathtaking moment until Ted slipped his fingers out with a moan and grabbed hold of Bobby's hips, pulling him back into the right position before lining up the head of his cock with Bobby’s hole and pushing in. Bobby let out a sharp hiss of pleasure as his head fell forward and he pushed back against Ted, clearly eager to get things going. Ted bit the inside of his cheek as he fought back the urge to come immediately, to just slam home and take what he wanted.

No matter how confident and pushy Bobby acted, he was so damn tight... There was no way that he'd bottomed often, or at least not recently. No way in Hell. Carefully, Ted pulled out and then just as slowly sunk himself back in. Bobby gasped again and made a desperate, pitiful noise that drove Ted crazy. Ted immediately began thrusting in and out of his new lover, still cautiously and slower than he would have liked, but not nearly so much as he had been.

After half a dozen thrusts, he finally found what he'd been looking for as Bobby groaned and arched his back sensually. The blonde’s upper body dropped onto the counter as he slid one hand down to stroke the hard cock dripping between his thighs and began pushing back against Ted with more determination. "Fuck me! Oh, God. Feels so good! Harder!"

Ted, always eager to please, immediately picked up the pace, slamming more roughly into Bobby's tight, clenching hole as he ran the head of his cock over the gorgeous man's prostate again and again. Within minutes, Bobby was writhing beneath him, begging for Ted to make him come.

As he slid his own hand around Bobby's hip to grasp his erection, Ted heard the loud ringing of the phone out in the main part of the store yet again. He paused for a moment, his heart racing as the orgasm he'd been fighting back eased off. The phone chirped again, but Ted grumbled, "Fuck it," as he started slamming into Bobby again with abandon. Whoever it was would call back and he might even thank them for helping him ward off the urge to come too soon.

Bobby didn't even seem to notice, too busy begging and trying to force Ted’s cock deeper into his ass. After a few rings the noise stopped as the automatic system switched over to voice mail. Ted tightened his hand around Bobby’s hard cock as he started jerking Bobby off roughly. Bobby grunted, his back arching again as he pushed back on Ted's cock desperately and groaned softly.

"So close," he murmured, his words slurred with arousal. "Feels so good."

Encouraged, Ted picked up the pace again as he leaned over Bobby's back and nipped at the smooth skin of Bobby's shoulder with his teeth, thrusting into his twitching ass while he ran his hot, wet tongue over Bobby's broad shoulder.

Slowly, Ted worked his way over to nuzzle into the crook of Bobby's neck before drawing the sensitive skin into his mouth and sucking up a mark. Then he released Bobby's hip to free his other hand and slid it up Bobby's lean stomach to tease at one hard nipple. Bobby let out a harsh grunt at the added stimulation as he stiffened beneath Ted and shuddered.

"Fuck! Oh, shit. I'm coming!" Bobby shouted, his hand suddenly smacking Ted’s away to grip the base of his shaft tightly as his hole tightened almost painfully around Ted's thrusting cock, strangling it and nearly stealing the breath from Ted's lungs simultaneous.

Ted let out a loud hiss as his balls drew up tightly against his body, picking up the pace even more and slamming into Bobby's prostate roughly while his new lover writhed on the counter beneath him, groaning like he was in ecstasy. Within seconds, Ted fell over the edge, the spasming tightness surrounding his aching cock too much to resist. One more thrust and Ted shot the first volley of come into the condom, followed by another and another as his rhythm fell apart completely and he stiffened over Bobby's back with a loud grunt.

Then it was as if someone cut the strings on a marionette, and Ted collapsed onto Bobby's back, throwing his arms out to catch some of his weight as they stood there fighting to regain control. Without warning, Bobby shrugged Ted off and spun around in his arms before shoving roughly on Ted’s shoulders and forcing him onto his knees.

“My turn,” Bobby panted just as it registered in Ted’s mind that Bobby hadn’t come after all. He could have sworn that his gorgeous new lover had but… “I’ve been dreaming of this moment for weeks,” Bobby growled as he grabbed a handful of Ted’s hair and pulled his head back slightly before releasing the stranglehold on his cock and pumping the hard length several times. Confused, Ted opened his mouth, ready to help Bobby along but Bobby chuckled breathlessly. “I don’t think so. I’m so gonna shoot all over those glasses. God, you’re fucking hot like this.”

No sooner were those words out, Bobby’s jaw clenched as he cried out Ted’s name and volley after volley of his come spurted onto Ted’s upturned face. The world seemed to blur as the white, creamy liquid coated the lenses and began to run. Despite his shock, Ted’s tongue automatically flicked out to taste the sexy blonde’s offering and his cock began twitching back to life.

“Fuck,” Ted panted as he fought for breath, still stunned. “What the Hell?”

Bobby’s only response was to pull Ted’s shaky body back up from the floor while a chuckle rumbled deeply in his chest. “Humor me,” Bobby whispered against his lips. Then he started licking his own come from Ted’s glasses.

After a few seconds or so, Ted had regained enough composure that he began trailing teasing kisses across Bobby's lightly stubbled cheeks, a smile spreading across his face as he did so. “You’re a total pervert,” he finally admitted with a chuckle of his own when Bobby lapped at the wire frames arching over the bridge of Ted’s nose before finally shrugging and pulling Ted’s glasses off completely.

Once he’d set them aside, Bobby looked back over at Ted with a shit eating grin. “Guess I should have thought that through a little better, huh?” the blonde asked as those shoulders began shaking, followed quickly by a rumbling chuckle and a breathless, "Now I’ll have to fork out for some glasses cleaner along with the condoms and lube. Oh! And we should probably erase the surveillance footage for the break room, too."

That wasn't exactly what he'd expected Bobby to say after what they'd just done. For some reason it struck Ted as funny and he let out a not-so-sexy snicker as he nuzzled his nose into Bobby's neck again. "Maybe we should just leave it," Ted suggested. "You never know. Maybe the security guard will get a kick out of it if he ever happens to view the footage."

A snort escaped Bobby as he snuggled back into Ted's embrace with a huge smile on his face and a glow on his tanned cheeks. "That's just wrong, man... Then again, why the Hell not? We're pretty damn hot together."

"Yeah, we definitely are that," Ted shot back with a teasing grin. "Want to meet up tomorrow night before work? We could always go grab a bite to eat and then give the people at the movie theatre something to look at."

Bobby laughed again, “Yeah, that’d be great, actually. I’ve been dying to ask you out all week, but I just wasn’t sure if you’d be into me.” It was on the tip of Ted’s tongue to ask Bobby if he’d gone insane, but just then, the phone up front started ringing off the hook again and Bobby groaned as his head fell back in disbelief. "Let it ring," he said as he reached down to pull the used condom from Ted's cock. “We still have about 15 minutes left for break and there are so many more things I'd like to do to you."

Ted just shook his head at that before nodding in agreement, a wicked grin spreading across his lips as he reached down to stroke the still-damp cock beginning to reawaken between Bobby's legs. His own was already curled up against his stomach, hard as a rock and ready to go. "Yeah, screw it. I'm still hungry and you look like you'd taste pretty damn good right about now."

Bobby’s only reply was a moan of approval and a naughty wink as he backed away from the counter and tugged Ted toward the break room table. Once there, the blonde hopped up on top of it before laying back and spreading his legs in invitation. “Far be it from me to come between my man and his food,” he murmured just as the phone out front began ringing again.

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Well, that's all folks. *grins* Hope you all enjoyed it and don't forget to review! Happy 4th to all the US peoples out there and have a good weekend! *hugs*