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Nikolaus's magical notebook

By: Millakko
folder Original - Misc › Parody
Rating: Adult
Chapters: 1
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Nikolaus's magical notebook

“Excuse me sir!”
“You are excused.”
“Sir!”
“I think we are past that, for I’m your brother-in-law.”
He wiped the cosmetics from her table.
“Why did you do that! It must have cost your year’s income!”
“Because you’re worth it.” He stated, and ripped her bodice.
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“Evenin’ miss.”
“Madame, if you please.”
“Oh I do miss, but I’m not planning to propose you after this.” Ordys said and kissed Ermintrude passionately.
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“Well.”
“Well.”
“We need to buy a new table.”
“Indeed.”
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“By gods, you’re a priest!”
“Oh my, I thought you knew. After all I did ask you to call me father.”
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“I’m not that kind of a woman!”
“And I’m not that kind of a man so I guess neither of us has to pay.”
“You’re unbelievable!”
“Is that what she said? We already know you suck.”

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“What are you doing?!”
“Well, who would have thought I get to teach you a new word. You can put it in your next issue, if there will be Cassandra’s monthly after this.”
“You didn’t say the word.”

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“Oh my, I killed your cock. May I replace it?”
“I’m no doctor, Father, but as a farmer I’d say it’s not possible.”
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