Another Bedtime Chat
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Category:
Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
1
Views:
637
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Another Bedtime Chat
Already it is another late, bleak Tuesday night; and I am grudgingly sitting at the dirty kitchen table, with still hands at the keyboard, once again staring at the electronic white page on the finger smudged computer screen, desperately racking my pathetic, tired brains out trying to figure out how to create an original story that has an adequate plot mixed with interesting and believable dialogue, then sprinkled with minor snippets of witty, dry humor for good flavor; and it has to be said in exactly six and twenty alphabetically challenged sentences, not one sentence more or one sentence less.
Behind me, my husband is standing and rubbing my shoulders trying to ease my tensions while initiating a more intimate contact.
“Come to bed, dear, it’s getting late. Don’t you have time to finish this story in the morning?”
“Even if I did have time to finish it, I don’t know if I’ll be able to. First, I’d have to start the story to finish it. Getting started on it seems to be a problem.”
“Have you thought of a plot or storyline yet? I know you’ll be able to really get going once you start.”
“Just because you’re trying to get me into bed, doesn’t mean I’ll be able to do this. Keep your pants on for now and I’ll see if I can at least get a topic down to think about tomorrow morning.”
“Let it sit for now. Maybe in the morning you’ll be well rested and ready to tackle this thing head on.”
“Next you’ll be telling me that one night with you and I’ll be a new woman. Oh, I can see your deviant wheels spinning from here.”
“Please, honey, you know I’m not above begging if I have to.”
“Quit it and let me put down a plot, at least. Right after I’ve done that, I’m all yours.”
“So, you’re saying if I stop molesting you for a few minutes you’ll be ready to go to bed with me? Then what’s stopping you from putting down a plot right this moment?”
“Usually, I wouldn’t have any problem with going to bed with you, but I’ve put this off too long and I have to at least do something productive before tomorrow.”
“Very well, if it has to be a productive night, maybe we can start working on having another baby.
“What do you think of the name, Xerxes?”
“Xerxes?”
“Yeah, I always thought it would be cool to have a kid with a name that started with an X.”
“Zip it and just kiss me.”
Behind me, my husband is standing and rubbing my shoulders trying to ease my tensions while initiating a more intimate contact.
“Come to bed, dear, it’s getting late. Don’t you have time to finish this story in the morning?”
“Even if I did have time to finish it, I don’t know if I’ll be able to. First, I’d have to start the story to finish it. Getting started on it seems to be a problem.”
“Have you thought of a plot or storyline yet? I know you’ll be able to really get going once you start.”
“Just because you’re trying to get me into bed, doesn’t mean I’ll be able to do this. Keep your pants on for now and I’ll see if I can at least get a topic down to think about tomorrow morning.”
“Let it sit for now. Maybe in the morning you’ll be well rested and ready to tackle this thing head on.”
“Next you’ll be telling me that one night with you and I’ll be a new woman. Oh, I can see your deviant wheels spinning from here.”
“Please, honey, you know I’m not above begging if I have to.”
“Quit it and let me put down a plot, at least. Right after I’ve done that, I’m all yours.”
“So, you’re saying if I stop molesting you for a few minutes you’ll be ready to go to bed with me? Then what’s stopping you from putting down a plot right this moment?”
“Usually, I wouldn’t have any problem with going to bed with you, but I’ve put this off too long and I have to at least do something productive before tomorrow.”
“Very well, if it has to be a productive night, maybe we can start working on having another baby.
“What do you think of the name, Xerxes?”
“Xerxes?”
“Yeah, I always thought it would be cool to have a kid with a name that started with an X.”
“Zip it and just kiss me.”