Say Cheese
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Category:
Original - Misc › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
733
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Say Cheese
“Can you smile for the camera?”
No.
“Come on now sweetheart, just a little smile.”
Don’t call me sweetheart you dip shit. And don’t point that camera at my face either. I’ll fucking castrate you.
“Is there anything either of you can do? I think she might be a little too old for the puppets…” he looked at my parents with a near desperate look.
I wonder if he’s ever come across a difficult child in his career. If you can even call it that.
“She was never one to really smile…” she sighed “perhaps if someone gets hurt. She always laughs when someone gets hurt.” my mother shrugged and continued to file down her nails.
God, that’s an annoying habit. I hope she files straight through her fingertips.
“Um, I don’t think that… That it would be a good idea ma’am.” he said.
Pfft, that guy is such a big wiener.
“Just take the damn picture, I never said she was going to have to smile damnit.” Her father growled, his foot tapping impatiently.
I hate you, ya dumb tranny. I know what you do when no one’s home. Why don’t you marry a fucking dude and save us all the heartache…
“Alright, sir.” he said almost tentatively.
Wiener.
FLASH
Damn that hurt my eyes.
“Alright, the photo should be done and developed in about an hour.” he looked at his watch.
“Fine. Come on Lynn, let’s get something to eat.” my dad said. She just scoffed.
“Yeah, like I’m going to eat that food. It’s so unhealthy.”
Damn, if I had known that she’d be even more freaking annoying, I wouldn’t have stood by her! Damn anorexic bitch.
“That’s why I like it.”
“And that’s why I don’t.”
He rolled his eyes.
“Let’s go down to Roberto’s, they always have good, healthy food.”
“Whatever.”
Idiots.
No.
“Come on now sweetheart, just a little smile.”
Don’t call me sweetheart you dip shit. And don’t point that camera at my face either. I’ll fucking castrate you.
“Is there anything either of you can do? I think she might be a little too old for the puppets…” he looked at my parents with a near desperate look.
I wonder if he’s ever come across a difficult child in his career. If you can even call it that.
“She was never one to really smile…” she sighed “perhaps if someone gets hurt. She always laughs when someone gets hurt.” my mother shrugged and continued to file down her nails.
God, that’s an annoying habit. I hope she files straight through her fingertips.
“Um, I don’t think that… That it would be a good idea ma’am.” he said.
Pfft, that guy is such a big wiener.
“Just take the damn picture, I never said she was going to have to smile damnit.” Her father growled, his foot tapping impatiently.
I hate you, ya dumb tranny. I know what you do when no one’s home. Why don’t you marry a fucking dude and save us all the heartache…
“Alright, sir.” he said almost tentatively.
Wiener.
FLASH
Damn that hurt my eyes.
“Alright, the photo should be done and developed in about an hour.” he looked at his watch.
“Fine. Come on Lynn, let’s get something to eat.” my dad said. She just scoffed.
“Yeah, like I’m going to eat that food. It’s so unhealthy.”
Damn, if I had known that she’d be even more freaking annoying, I wouldn’t have stood by her! Damn anorexic bitch.
“That’s why I like it.”
“And that’s why I don’t.”
He rolled his eyes.
“Let’s go down to Roberto’s, they always have good, healthy food.”
“Whatever.”
Idiots.