Spring Laughs

When you gulp mountains of cola,
When you eat like a horse and belch,
you may not realize it, or perhaps you do, put you emit a toxic gas that could drop an elephant
When you sit for hours in front of the television set,
When you scratch your crotch and pick your nose,
I wonder why you insist on being a lazy pig
When you whisper to yourself,
When you listen to heavy metal music and play an air guitar though you are over thirty,
the neighbors glare in confusion
You wear soggy sweat pants with month old stains
You shower daily, but only wash your hair and neglect every other part
I admit I do not understand you at times and maybe am a bit paranoid, but you too have problems you must face
You still live in the past, a place where you dwell because of an happy childhood
You are an adult now and should behave as one
Still you buy your cartoons and obsess over them
*clicks tongue* Whatever am I going to do?