TwistedHilarity Induced Crack-Fic
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Original - Misc › -Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,743
Reviews:
3
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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TwistedHilarity Induced Crack-Fic
TwistedHilarity Induced Crack Fic
A/N: This is a one shot I promise! But a challenge was issued so now she owes me.
The prison was filled with the moans of despairing prisoners. Each cell contained at least four prisoners and the close quarters had led to more than one scuffle. The prisoners had then been divided and reassigned rooms. There was a new and bizarre uniform in effect with nearly half the population wearing baby blue and a large U on the back. The others were separated by two other shades of blue. The mid-range carrying a B and the darkest was carrying a S. They were well fed and unmolested by the guards as long as there was no trouble. It was probably the best, yet strangest prison around, and it had only been one day.
Lunch was the best time for gossip. The prison had sprung up so quickly that most of them had been transferred here before they could blink. All the stories carried a common thread however, everyone appeared to be innocent. Not that prisons weren’t full of the protests and cries of those claiming this very thing, but the tales of being dragged off the streets and waking in a cell were uncomfortably present at each table. It also seemed that the prisoners with the S symbol on their back were grinning at odd intervals.
A squawk of feed back had their immediate attention.
“Is this on yet? I don’t want to wait til tonight to let everyone know what’s going on. What? Huh? Oh good, it is!
“Ahem, a big howdy and hello to the prisoners I’m talking to at present time! As you have all noticed you are here in a facility that has been built solely for my amusement. What do you mean I shouldn’t tell them that? Of course I should! No, none of them are going to escape and sue me, with as many aphrodisiacs as I have stuffed in their food no one’s going to want to leave. Hell, they’ll be lucky if they can walk.
“Of course I know it’s on! Ooooh, well then you should have stopped me earlier! Now I have to find a different way to do it! Stop talking to me!
“Hiii! Well, as some of the smarter ones have figured out this isn’t a real prison per se. I mean it has walls and bars and stuff, but there wasn’t any police or stupid lawyers involved or anything. Doesn’t that make things better? And really? Baby blue is such a lovely color to see. Stripes or orange really aren’t attractive day after day.
“Might as well tell them about what? Oh yeah, the aphrodisiac thing? Well, I wanted minions, but daddy told me I couldn’t have them until later, but he told me I could have all of you to amuse me. The good news is that no one has to have sex with me, but that’s why I gave you those comfy cells instead. You can take the beds off the bunks and hump to your hearts delight!
“They might not be happy? What’s not to be happy about? Look, I put the little adorable ones in the “Uke” suits, the medium sized ones in the “Bi”, and both are clearly marked so the big dumb semes know who to attack. See, it’s perfect!
“Hey! Give that back!”
A new voice came over the speakers, “We apologize for the inconvenience. The writer has been sedated. We would appreciate if you could return to your…
“Oh for Christ’s sake! What the hell did they put in that food? Look, they’re already humping! Wait, what do you mean you taste tested it??”
The End
*headdesk* Thank God!
A/N: This is a one shot I promise! But a challenge was issued so now she owes me.
The prison was filled with the moans of despairing prisoners. Each cell contained at least four prisoners and the close quarters had led to more than one scuffle. The prisoners had then been divided and reassigned rooms. There was a new and bizarre uniform in effect with nearly half the population wearing baby blue and a large U on the back. The others were separated by two other shades of blue. The mid-range carrying a B and the darkest was carrying a S. They were well fed and unmolested by the guards as long as there was no trouble. It was probably the best, yet strangest prison around, and it had only been one day.
Lunch was the best time for gossip. The prison had sprung up so quickly that most of them had been transferred here before they could blink. All the stories carried a common thread however, everyone appeared to be innocent. Not that prisons weren’t full of the protests and cries of those claiming this very thing, but the tales of being dragged off the streets and waking in a cell were uncomfortably present at each table. It also seemed that the prisoners with the S symbol on their back were grinning at odd intervals.
A squawk of feed back had their immediate attention.
“Is this on yet? I don’t want to wait til tonight to let everyone know what’s going on. What? Huh? Oh good, it is!
“Ahem, a big howdy and hello to the prisoners I’m talking to at present time! As you have all noticed you are here in a facility that has been built solely for my amusement. What do you mean I shouldn’t tell them that? Of course I should! No, none of them are going to escape and sue me, with as many aphrodisiacs as I have stuffed in their food no one’s going to want to leave. Hell, they’ll be lucky if they can walk.
“Of course I know it’s on! Ooooh, well then you should have stopped me earlier! Now I have to find a different way to do it! Stop talking to me!
“Hiii! Well, as some of the smarter ones have figured out this isn’t a real prison per se. I mean it has walls and bars and stuff, but there wasn’t any police or stupid lawyers involved or anything. Doesn’t that make things better? And really? Baby blue is such a lovely color to see. Stripes or orange really aren’t attractive day after day.
“Might as well tell them about what? Oh yeah, the aphrodisiac thing? Well, I wanted minions, but daddy told me I couldn’t have them until later, but he told me I could have all of you to amuse me. The good news is that no one has to have sex with me, but that’s why I gave you those comfy cells instead. You can take the beds off the bunks and hump to your hearts delight!
“They might not be happy? What’s not to be happy about? Look, I put the little adorable ones in the “Uke” suits, the medium sized ones in the “Bi”, and both are clearly marked so the big dumb semes know who to attack. See, it’s perfect!
“Hey! Give that back!”
A new voice came over the speakers, “We apologize for the inconvenience. The writer has been sedated. We would appreciate if you could return to your…
“Oh for Christ’s sake! What the hell did they put in that food? Look, they’re already humping! Wait, what do you mean you taste tested it??”
The End
*headdesk* Thank God!