Alien Encounter of the Erotic Kind

Alien Encounter of the erotic kind

When it comes to alien abduction only a few ‘crazies’ take it seriously. A lot of people believe these days but not all are open to the idea of being probed for some reason.

That was the same for Mandy. Like most people she ‘sort of believed’, but only through the now accepted idea that the Milky Way alone was to vast to only be inhabited in our corner. And like any normal person – gave it no thought beyond that. She much preferred to exercise her intellect on more important matters such as Paris Hilton’s new book, containing such pearls of wisdom as: ‘never go to bed before 3 am, and never get up before 10’ and the more thought-out: ‘never drink diet coke, otherwise people will think that you think your fat’. So true.

The day of Mandy’s extraterrestrial revelation she was having a more down to earth encounter with her then boyfriend at her fat friends engagement party. Somehow I’m reminded of the myth of the aliens stealing the reproductive organs of beasts of burden.

“Why not? Don’t be so repressed!” said Ben kneeling behind Mandy, rubbing her back as though to calm an animal.
“I told you before. No anal, why do you want to fuck me in the ass anyway. Are you gay?” said Mandy knowing the question would irritate him.
“If I was gay would I be fucking you now? I’ll show you I’m not gay.”
He now grabbed onto her waist and pulled her back impaling her further onto his erect cock until he felt his balls press against the nape of her ass. He drew a primal satisfaction from being so deep inside her. It was a pity he was hung like a gerbil. Remarkably large balls though.
“Take it all bitch!” said he without a hint of irony.
“That shouldn’t be to difficult.” thought she but wasn’t going to say, again.
He withdrew his meagre length and, pulling Mandy back further, re-penetrated her to begin his fucking afresh. This time he went straight to the highest speed rhythm, pumping himself into her as he felt his orgasm build up inside. So much as he thought he would pour every ounce of liquid inside her. He grabbed her ass and pulled her cheeks apart to reveal her tight asshole. There she was, the forbidden tunnel, leering at him, tempting him with her promised tautness. All he could do was fix his gaze on her and fantasise it was there his dick was. He imagined the steel cable of sphincter yielding to his big cock (for in his mind he was well hung) as though it were a god. Meanwhile he continued fucking her cunt, occasionally kneading her ass before raising his hand and bringing it down to sound a satisfying ‘spank’. The sound seemed to be the voice of her ass calling to him.
“Slide up me” he thought it translated.
He held that thought in his mind, closing his eyes. The orgasm he felt then was the most intense he had ever had. His lower body convulsed, fucking Mandy of its own accord, and his head buzzed. All others were like releasing piss in waves to him from then on.

When he came back down the earth Mandy was there waiting for him.
“Yeah, that was great…” she said trying to conceal her disappointment “…lets get back to the party.”
Ben couldn’t argue he wasn’t quite in terra firma yet after coming so hard. He leant back, pulling out, and watched for a moment. Mandy reached out in front for her bra still presenting her behind to Ben who took the sight in with pleasure. But as she came back to sit on her legs, pulling on her bra, the radiance of her perfect ass was setting before Ben. Without thinking or with a moment to spare he wet his index finger in his mouth and rushed it to her starfish just before ass-set. He firmly thrust his hand up as Mandy sat and with a Banshee like scream he was knuckle deep in her tight ass. Mandy turned round and slapped him with the back of her hand, bringing him to ground.
”What the fuck are you playing at!” she shouted.
She crawled forward, freeing herself from her rectal impaling.
“It’s only a finger…you didn’t say I couldn’t finger your ass.”
“I didn’t say you could you anal freak.” She said as she quickly dressed.
“All my other who’s weren’t as stuck up as you.”
“I can’t be bothered making a scene here at my fat friends engagement party. Just don’t speak to me for the rest of the night.” and left the room.
Ben sat awhile, allowing time to drop the erection before following.
“Weirdo!” said he.


The party was still going when Mandy rejoined, but now everyone was drunk enough to create that stillness you often get when someone chucks a mental. No party could be called so without ending in a fight.
“I forgot to congratulate you when I arrived. So … congratulations. Sean will make a great husband.” said Mandy.
“Yeah I know. He’s so sweet. He didn’t want a party at first, he just wanted a romantic dinner or something but I wanted to share the celebration with you all.” replied fat friend whose real name was Bea.
“Another romantic night in, he must think you’re addicted.” said Paula, another in Mandy’s social circle who herself was addicted to uppers.
“Steve and Billy are avoiding each other most of the night, and giving each other dirty looks. I think the night could end with some kind of gladiatorial combat.” continued she.
“Yeah, hope so. I never liked Billy. He’s only here out of politeness …Wait you don’t have a drink! What would you like?” asked fat friend.
“Nothing to strong I’m already fucked … fuck it! A Long Island would be nice. I need a stiff one after that shit with Ben.” said Mandy.
Bea buzzed of to get the drink.
“What shit?”
“His obsession with ass fucking. He went on about it again, then tried to finger me.”
“Ass-man of Arden…” reflected Paula “… sorry, I should’ve told you when you met, but my head was somewhere else at the time.”
“That’s ok. I think I’ll finish with him anyway I can’t go through life with a guy like that clamped to my ass.”
“Maybe you should try anal one time, I have. You don’t get used to it so it’s like the first time, every time. And there’s nothing like having a cock in your ass. It makes you feel like a wild animal.”
“Thanks for the advice but I’ll give it a miss.”
“Did I miss anything interesting?” asked Bea returning with Mandy’s drink.
“No we were just talking about crappy night clubs. That Destiny’s a real hole.” said Paula.
“I’ve never been there.” said Bea.
“Well don’t it’s shit…“ said Paula “…I think I’ll mingle for a while. You never know, someone could get lucky tonight.”
They bade farewell and Paula walked off to the bathroom. ‘Mingle’ was her way of saying: “the company’s so dull I need an upper just to remain standing.”

With the company bellow critical mass Bea and Mandy soon parted. Mandy made her way over to Sean, Bea’s unfortunate fiancé. She was still pissed at Ben and thought Sean’s calming/boring nature would suffocate the violent fantasies forming in her mind. She found him delivering a stimulating monologue on the benefits of the old Sega Megadrive had over the Nintendo.
“…but it’s funny, the Nintendo was better than the Mastersystem.”
“Oh hi Mandy! Come to congratulate Sean? I’ll leave you to it then, bye.”
His bored victim made his getaway before he was drawn into a conversation about pre-Napoleonic literature or Dungeons and Dragons.
“Hey Mandy. Glad you could come. We were just talking about…”
“Yeah I heard. Pretty cool huh? Whatever…” masterfully avoiding a quagmire of brain melting shit.
“…Congratulations on the engagement. And it’s a great party.”
“Thanks. But didn’t you disappear for a while, then I thought I heard you shout and scream when I passed the spare bedroom door?”
Another skilful use of the English language which meant: ‘I had my ear glued to the door like a masturbating pervert.”
“Yes I stood on a plug. Don’t you hate it when that happens?”
“I don’t know. I’ve never stood on a plug that big.”
Mandy thought otherwise. She had it on reliable authority, rumours, that neath that dull, boring exterior lay a dragon-master whose forte was ball gags and butt-plugs.
“Yeah! You two will make a great couple.”
“I hope so, we have a lot in common. Peaking of happy couples, where’s Ben?”
“I don’t know. Probably sniffing up some girls ass, fuck him.”
“You make a nice couple. He’s always saying what a nice ass you have, and it’s true.”

Mandy was too drunk at this point to endure Sean’s monotone voice any longer. And besides, she wanted to swear more at Ben.
“I have to go find him, he’s got my car keys.”
This lie was good enough foe Sean. He was too busy dreaming of Sonic the Ball-Bag and Mario’s big ass ball-gag adventure to question it.

She made her way through the ground floor but found only dateless drunks, crying girls and heavy petting couples. When she tiptoed past the obstacle course of waster losers on the stairs she saw Ben, pressing Paula against a doorway. They were sucking on each others faces as Ben played with her tits under her sweater and had the other hand resting firmly in the valley of her ass, gently rubbing every so often as though it would make her come. Paula was by no means a passive participant. She held his obvious excitement in her hand, through his trousers. Squeezing, pulling and releasing in that order. They hadn’t noticed whom they had been seen by until shifting position to get deeper into each other’s pants.
“You cunts…” said Mandy
They startled at first then Ben tried to explain.
“It’s not what it looks like…man are you going to laugh when you hear what really happened.”
“Save it ass boy I don’t want to know. I don’t have to either, you’re dumped.” said Mandy storming off downstairs, waking the sleeping drunks and leaving the house.

She got in her car and drove off. The adrenalin seemed to counter the effects of the booze so the only danger was, she thought, if she saw some pedestrian who looked like Ben. Then she might run him over. But for the benefit of humanity all ass-men of Arden look-alikes stayed home that evening.
Driving along the long country road she voiced her feelings to the darkness.
“That fucking cunt…that fucking faecal fucker…what the fuck was he doing with that drugged up whore! At least she’s got an excuse; she’s a sluttish space cadet. She’d fuck anything if she popped enough happy pills… .But that bastard, I hope he drops dead. Drops dead of something he caught on some sluts ass.”
Just as she was calming down a bright light overtook on the wrong side of the car and swerved in front forcing her to slow drastically.
“Learn to drive dickhead! Go and get fucked I hate the lot of you…fuck them they’re all nothing to me.”
She put the radio on in an effort to calm herself and take her mind off ripping Ben’s balls off. But what should she hear the moment she pressed ‘on’:
“I like bug butts and I cannot lie…”
“Is the whole world ass obsessed? Fuck me!”
She reached for the ‘off’ switch but before she could reach it faded out at:
“… big round thing in yo’ face”
Following that the car died on her, coming to a stop at a ‘Danger: Wildlife’ road sign. Still pissed off she uttered the most prophetic words of wisdom in this account of alien abduction:
“This must be interstellar fuck with Mandy day.”
She got out of her car and tried to call a mechanic on her cell phone. But that didn’t work either.
“Expensive piece of crap.” she called it.

It was freezing so she made her way back to the car. Before she got there she saw the dickhead she encountered earlier, only this time his vehicle hovered above the road. A beam of light poured down on her and the next thing she knew she was suddenly warm and in a white room.
“What’s going on? Aah! You bastard.” said she as a small dart hit her on the ass. She pulled it out and looked around. But there was no sign of where it came from.
Just then a door opened and in walked a three foot grey alien with almond shaped eyes.
“Fuck, its Smeagol!” said Mandy
“No, we’re aliens. We mean you no harm.” said the creature with a weird accent similar to Welsh.
“No shit.”

The alien ushered Mandy out through a corridor to what appeared to be a bar. There were several others there, all women and by the looks of them: Japanese.
“It’s a free bar. Have as much as you want.” said the alien bartender.
He was similar to the Smeagol alien but for a solitary black bowtie. Other than that he was butt naked. Mandy thought: ‘what the fuck?’ and ordered a martini.
After taking one sip she passed out. The last thing she remembered was seeing some of the others getting rowdy and one giving her beer bottle a blowjob.

When she woke she was lying on a table with her legs apart and one of the aliens busy using some contraption on her cunt. When he pulled it out she cold see it was some kind of cunt syringe with the remnants of Ben’s spunk inside. The alien nurse looked up at her.
“It’s not mine. You can keep it if you like.”
And they did. After the alien gave it a good sniff it was taken away and placed in a cupboard with dozens upon dozens of others.
“That’s what I call a well stocked drinks cabinet.” said Mandy.

Whatever was in that dart in her ass was beginning to take effect. Mandy still knew she was naked on a table in an alien spaceship, but couldn’t care less. Actually she was glad to be out of the cold.

When the nurse was done salvaging all the spunk from her pussy a small feathery orderly came to escort her back to the bar. There she found her martini, untouched. But now there was something different. She and the other girls were naked, a 70-inch screen played constant porn and there was a jolly glow in the room.
“I can’t believe everyone’s wearing the same outfit as Me.” said on of the girls to Mandy, only in Japanese.
“Yeah, but it looks so deter on you.” answered Mandy not questioning how she could understand.

The porno flashed, the cheesy music played and the party started jumping. One at a time Japanese girls were called to leave the bar by a feathery alien. When they returned each had a small goodie bag champagne, perfume, and other such expensive gifts including an ‘I’ve been to Andromeda and all I got was this lousy t-shirt’ present.
Mandy who was now tripping thought this was the bee’s knees.
“I can’t wait to get mine.” she told Ryoko from Nakano ward, her new best friend.

Sure enough the feathery orderly came and led her out to a small room with a bed. There she met her date for the evening, a skinny grey alien taller than the rest, at the dizzy height of 5foot 5inches, but similarly butt naked. There was an amorous look in his almond shaped eyes. But unlike the rest he had a dick, which was slowly becoming erect at the sight of Mandy’s nakedness.
“Hi, I’m Peebles. Come here often?” said he in that same Welsh accent.
There must have been a vetenary strength aphrodisiac in that dart, as the sight before her Mandy found intensely erotic.
“As a matter of fact I do.”

He leant forward to kiss her but must have read the sex guide for the wrong species as he flicked out his long tongue and licked her repeatedly on the face.
“Wait! Like this.” said she taking his head and meeting his lips kissed gently before sticking her own tongue into his mouth. She didn’t know it but she was freaking Peebles out. He’d never fucked a human before, only just having been promoted from the donkey ward. His ass still hurt.

Mandy thought he was just shy so she did the most natural thing she felt would put him in the right frame of mind. She dropped to her knees and took his dick in her hand. Short though he was his penis, still not fully erect, measured six inches in length and with a girth Mandy found to her liking. She held it in her hand, rubbing gently back and forth as it grew larger under her stimulation. The cock before her peaked at eight inches. So her small hand alone wasn’t enough to keep him pleased. She drew her hand down his shaft, pressing it against his belly leaving half of his alien cock before her face.
His dick swayed as she rubbed its base but stopped as she extended her tongue, licking around the head. Peebles took hold of her hair to steady him as his feeble alien knees threatened to buckle.
“Peebles like.” he said.
“Don’t come just yet.”
She moved forward taking the head of his dick between her lips, running them over slowly but firmly. She tasted his pre-come before pulling him forward, penetrating her mouth with his length until she felt her fingers on her lips. But that wasn’t enough. She felt that, at that moment, her mouth had no other function than as a sexual organ. Moving her hand further down his cock, until she held him with only a thumb and finger, took more of him into her face. He hit the back of her throat and at this Mandy took back her hands. Placing them on the floor and on hands and knees she swayed back and forth with his dick moving in and out of her face like a piston. All the time sucking down hard, anticipating the explosion of spunk down her throat.

Peebles looked intently at her, enjoying her undulating movements with his eyes falling on her naked ass. His dick felt so big he almost expected to see it penetrate right through, emerging at the other side of her body.

Mandy’s pace, although constant, soon became to slow for his excitement. He held her still by the shoulders and reaching down under her cupped her breasts moulding them to his grasp, running his fingers over her erect nipples. Then taking a firm hold of them, keeping Mandy still, he began to thrust into her face under his own power. She stayed perfectly still to receive the screwing, but not unaware of her pussy’s growing wetness. Soon she would be unable to ignore it any longer and require a hard fucking there. But for now it was her mouth taking the dick pounding in and out of her.

She pressed her tongue against him further increasing his pleasure. His rhythm changed as he spent longer at the back of her throat, trying to push his cock down her oesophagus.

Suddenly Mandy felt his dick spasm and his grip tighten on her breasts, then a gush of hot liquid pour into her. The spunk shot her so fast, and with the thick shaft blocking it in, she had no choice but to drink it down to prevent gagging on it. He came like a horse, pouring load after load into her head that by the end she must have swallowed a small cups volume of alien paste.

When he pulled out she was amazed at how much she had managed to accommodate. His dick stood looking straight at her but wasn’t fully finished ejecting its load. A final spurt shot out hitting her across the face. Now she could appreciate the fresh smell and the taste, licking her lips.
“Enjoy yourself?” she asked sitting on the bed.
“Mandy and Peebles not finished.”

He beckoned her to move further onto the bed. She wiped the come from her face and did as she was bid. Crawling further on the bed on hands and knees Peebles followed grabbing her round ass telling her to stop. He spent a few minutes stroking her cheeks, pulling them apart to reveal her core. The cool air felt great on Mandy’s vulva. The inviting sight coupled with the erotic musky smell from her pussy caused his cock to prick up a bit, ready for more of this hot fuckable human. Still he held off for a moment to reach under and explore her sex. It was softer than he expected, and wetter. His fingers mingled with her pubic hair, tangling her patch between them. Moving down he gently pressed at her swollen lips, parting them fully to expose her. Them closing them he massaged yet more wetness from her. He continued this stimulation, this time running his lithe fingers up between her clit until he came to her clit. Wondering what this hard piece of erectile tissue was her rubbed at it further, and taking it between his fingers rhythmically wanked her. Mandy moaned loudly and tightening her grip on the sheets pushed back for more.

Peebles himself was unable to resist any longer. He gripped Mandy’s waist and placed the head of his dick on her wanting opening. Holding surprisingly tight on her for a skinny alien he quickly penetrated Mandy’s tightness. The saliva covering his dick along with her wetness aided his shaft to bury itself in her. But the shock still caused her heart to jump and her grip on the sheets to tighten further.
“Ah! Fuck…me!” she called.

Peebles never heard but obeyed the command anyway, drawing back leaving only four inches between her legs before thrusting back with great velocity. Mandy was usually quite quiet during sex but she couldn’t shut up during this assault. With each rough pump she grunted loudly like an animal.

Her pussy contracted occasionally and firmly around the cock moving rapidly inside her as she felt herself approach orgasm. She bowed her head and looking down between her tits saw Peebles’s balls swinging back and forth. They like his dick had visibly grown since the last time she saw them. In the short time she watched them she felt and saw the pace of the fucking increase. Feeling she was close she threw her head back, increasing the volume and frequency of her moans to match the quickened rhythm.

Then came the most powerful orgasm she ever had. Her whole body felt as though it was going through nuclear fission. Her head rushed as she felt the violent pounding of her cervix beat down on the cock in her. And for the first time in her life she ejected come of her own which smacked Peebles’s balls just as he came again. His cock was all the way in as he did. But Mandy’s pussy couldn’t fit anymore, and with the volume he could come his jizz dripped out between his veiny cock and her firm hole. He remained inside her for a while continuing a slow fucking rhythm. This itself caused more spunk to be pumped out until it was dripping from Mandy’s swollen pussy lips and down the inside of her legs. When he did withdraw from her yet more of the terrific volume spilled from her, pooling in the sheets between her legs. The power of her orgasm exhausted her. She laid her head down panting heavily.

Although Mandy was spent Peebles was still ready for one more. He thought of requesting Ryoko from the powers that be, for a ménage a trois. But sitting back holding his shaft in his tiny hand it appeared to him that Mandy, in her present position was presenting herself to him like a wild animal. Ready to have her body invaded again. He looked straight at her pussy and was about to wipe the spunk from her to go again when he noticed her other hole looked promising, tighter and as yet unfucked.

He pounced forward with renewed passion his extra extraterrestrial pole aimed squarely in the centre of her sphincter.
“Aah!” she yelped as she felt the ‘other white meat’ poke her hole. The spunk served to lubricate slightly allowing Peebles to stretch her ass and insert the head of his meat. The shock was dulled by her arousal and Mandy felt a wildness not felt before. She began to push back to impale herself further.

Just then the feathery orderly came rushing in and, separating the two unnatural lovers, took Mandy by the hand. They hurried her out of the room without even time enough to pick up her complementary goodie bag at the door.
“No more Mandy…” said the feathered-one “…you bad influence on the mating program. Butt sex not natural.”
Mandy couldn’t retort through the sudden shock of being awoken from an erotic euphoria. That and the garishly decorated hallway confounded her conscious mind to such an extent that she could only follow to the front door. Before she was kicked out though. She glanced over her shoulder. She didn’t know why she did, but looking at that décor had an appeal like looking at a car crash or used toilet paper.
But whom should she see strutting along, but Elvis! Followed by a bitch pack of little alien Elvis’ all dressed in their own costumes representing each stage in his life such as earth fans do. There was a 1940’s Elvis, an army Elvis, a Vegas Elvis and one representing the era when he was Chinese.

The next thing Mandy remembered, she was in her car fully clothed. The only thing different was that her underwear was on back to front.
As time went by the more distant the memory became and the more improbable it felt. She eventually concluded that the whole thing must have been a drunken delusion… until she happened to hear a news story from Japan. Allegedly several Japanese women had laid unusually large eggs. Not three days later Mandy herself laid one.
“It must’ve been true after all.” she said aloud while looking at a press clipping of Ryoko holding a perfectly proportioned 10-inch Elvis with almond shaped eyes.
Mandy thought about her growing friendship with Ryoko as she devoured a giant omelette.

The End-in which they lived happily ever after.