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Adult +
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3
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Paranoia
-Paranoia-
An Introduction
People say Paranormal and mythological things don't exsist. You know, like, Vampires, Werewolves, and the occasional alien? Well, I know differently. Yes, these things do exsist, and I get close to them on a daily basis. Even if I really don't want to. Who am I, you're asking? Well, my name's Louis Delorme, for one thing. I'm 17 years old, and I attend an all-boys academy. Lame, right? Well, I could care-less about the lack of female interaction. Actually, I prefer it this way, for I, am extremely attracted to men. That's right, I'm gay. Anyways, I'm the tall, lanky kind of guy. I have red, hair; Actual, red hair. Not the, orange "red hair". No, Cherry red hair. Yup, and I have freckles. I tend to wear unusual things, when I'm not in uniform. I also love to wear inappropriate clothing. You know, like a turtle-neck in 30 degree weather. It makes me feel strange and unusual, just the way I want too feel... Wow, I've gone off track. Well, I tend to be an absent-minded person.
Alright; Now, I know you're probably wondering; "How'd an idiot like Louis here find out that Paranormal and "Fictional" things actually exsist?" Too be honest, it was totally by mistake. To make a long story short, I basically go abducted by a werewolf, saved by some hot guy in spandex, and brought to a secret base. You know, kind of like "Area 51". Except, these guys don't experiment on the abnormal things they find. No, the protect them, and make sure they don't, you know, cause mass destruction. Like this one devil person they caught; Nimbus. Oh god, he practically brought on the apocalypse one time. But that's a totally different story. Right now, this is my story about my friends, myself, and saving the world from being over-run by evil monsters and such. You know, kind of like Ghostbusters meets Martin Mystery! Except I'm cooler than those squares.
Alright; Now, to introduce my friends, because I know you totally want to know them. Okay. The first person I want to introduce is my friend; Kenneth (Kenny) Elwood. Anyways, he's totally the brains of our group, unlike me. He looks like Harry Potter, in my opinion. He's got the dark hair going on, the short height, and the round glasses. But, he's definately not like Harry Potter at all. He's a total grumpy pants; Always straight down to business. He can be cold, but he's such a softy when you catch him off gaurd. It's hysterical too watch him oggling kittens. Yup. He likes to wear sophisticated things, and never goes anywhere without his laptop. Yup. That's Kenny. Oh, and he hates that name; Kenny. But I call him it anyways~
Next on my list of best friends it Rupert Lynch. I love that name. It makes me laugh. Anyhoo, Rupert is totally the "Cool-dorky guy" of our group. He's really popular among the ladies, and gay men, but he's such a geek sometimes. He wears goggles everywhere! Well, when he's not stuck in a uniform. Even then he looks awesome! Alright; He's around, hmm, my height, but shorter. He's got spikey blonde hair, and a nice physique, if I do say so myself. He wears like, Punk clothing, or Biker clothing when we're not at school. It's totally wicked! Oh, and between you and I, he has the hots for Kenny. It's really cute!
Now, every group needs a runt; And no, Kenny is totally not a runt. Well, he is... But Wren's an even bigger one! Er... Smaller one. Yes. Wren Kingsley; What people would classify as an "emo" nowadays. He's shorter than Kenny, which is freaking short, petite in physique, but cute none the less. But don't let that fool you. He's totally angsty, extremely stubborn, and hot-tempered. He'll attempt to pick on the jocks, and they practically flick him away. Mhmm. It's hysterical. Right, he loves wearing long sleeved shirts, skinny jeans, and well, Combat boots. He thinks they make him taller, but they don't. And he ALWAYS falls when he wears them. He can barely lift them. Oh, and another thing... Kenny totally has the hots for him. Talk about a love triangle... Type thing.
Yup. Those are my best friends. And friends always share things. Except... They have no idea that I work for Center Paranoia. Yeesh. Talk about skeleton in a closet-type thing. Yea, and I can't tell them... Ever. Well... No! I swore an oath to that hot, Spandex guy! And I'm not about to break it.... Well, on behalf of the Center Team, we would like to ask you kindly to leave. Yes. Leave. You're not even supposed to know about Parnoia. Go!
Welcome to the world of Paranoia.
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This chapter is written like this as an introduction ON PURPOSE! The entire story will not be written like this. <3
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An Introduction
People say Paranormal and mythological things don't exsist. You know, like, Vampires, Werewolves, and the occasional alien? Well, I know differently. Yes, these things do exsist, and I get close to them on a daily basis. Even if I really don't want to. Who am I, you're asking? Well, my name's Louis Delorme, for one thing. I'm 17 years old, and I attend an all-boys academy. Lame, right? Well, I could care-less about the lack of female interaction. Actually, I prefer it this way, for I, am extremely attracted to men. That's right, I'm gay. Anyways, I'm the tall, lanky kind of guy. I have red, hair; Actual, red hair. Not the, orange "red hair". No, Cherry red hair. Yup, and I have freckles. I tend to wear unusual things, when I'm not in uniform. I also love to wear inappropriate clothing. You know, like a turtle-neck in 30 degree weather. It makes me feel strange and unusual, just the way I want too feel... Wow, I've gone off track. Well, I tend to be an absent-minded person.
Alright; Now, I know you're probably wondering; "How'd an idiot like Louis here find out that Paranormal and "Fictional" things actually exsist?" Too be honest, it was totally by mistake. To make a long story short, I basically go abducted by a werewolf, saved by some hot guy in spandex, and brought to a secret base. You know, kind of like "Area 51". Except, these guys don't experiment on the abnormal things they find. No, the protect them, and make sure they don't, you know, cause mass destruction. Like this one devil person they caught; Nimbus. Oh god, he practically brought on the apocalypse one time. But that's a totally different story. Right now, this is my story about my friends, myself, and saving the world from being over-run by evil monsters and such. You know, kind of like Ghostbusters meets Martin Mystery! Except I'm cooler than those squares.
Alright; Now, to introduce my friends, because I know you totally want to know them. Okay. The first person I want to introduce is my friend; Kenneth (Kenny) Elwood. Anyways, he's totally the brains of our group, unlike me. He looks like Harry Potter, in my opinion. He's got the dark hair going on, the short height, and the round glasses. But, he's definately not like Harry Potter at all. He's a total grumpy pants; Always straight down to business. He can be cold, but he's such a softy when you catch him off gaurd. It's hysterical too watch him oggling kittens. Yup. He likes to wear sophisticated things, and never goes anywhere without his laptop. Yup. That's Kenny. Oh, and he hates that name; Kenny. But I call him it anyways~
Next on my list of best friends it Rupert Lynch. I love that name. It makes me laugh. Anyhoo, Rupert is totally the "Cool-dorky guy" of our group. He's really popular among the ladies, and gay men, but he's such a geek sometimes. He wears goggles everywhere! Well, when he's not stuck in a uniform. Even then he looks awesome! Alright; He's around, hmm, my height, but shorter. He's got spikey blonde hair, and a nice physique, if I do say so myself. He wears like, Punk clothing, or Biker clothing when we're not at school. It's totally wicked! Oh, and between you and I, he has the hots for Kenny. It's really cute!
Now, every group needs a runt; And no, Kenny is totally not a runt. Well, he is... But Wren's an even bigger one! Er... Smaller one. Yes. Wren Kingsley; What people would classify as an "emo" nowadays. He's shorter than Kenny, which is freaking short, petite in physique, but cute none the less. But don't let that fool you. He's totally angsty, extremely stubborn, and hot-tempered. He'll attempt to pick on the jocks, and they practically flick him away. Mhmm. It's hysterical. Right, he loves wearing long sleeved shirts, skinny jeans, and well, Combat boots. He thinks they make him taller, but they don't. And he ALWAYS falls when he wears them. He can barely lift them. Oh, and another thing... Kenny totally has the hots for him. Talk about a love triangle... Type thing.
Yup. Those are my best friends. And friends always share things. Except... They have no idea that I work for Center Paranoia. Yeesh. Talk about skeleton in a closet-type thing. Yea, and I can't tell them... Ever. Well... No! I swore an oath to that hot, Spandex guy! And I'm not about to break it.... Well, on behalf of the Center Team, we would like to ask you kindly to leave. Yes. Leave. You're not even supposed to know about Parnoia. Go!
Welcome to the world of Paranoia.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This chapter is written like this as an introduction ON PURPOSE! The entire story will not be written like this. <3
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~