Kids VS Cell
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Category:
Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
712
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Kids VS Cell
Cell Saga
Chapter 1
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One day Jerek Fox and his friends Jeff and Michael were walking down the street when they heard screaming.
"Who was that?", Jeff asked.
"I don't know", Jarek replied, "But I bet its a plot for the story so lets use our superpowers that we just now got and fly over to wherever the scream came from". So, they flew up in the air and blasted off to where the scream came from. Suprisingly, they saw Cell suck the life out of Bill Gates with his tail.
"CELL YOU BASTARD!", Jeff screamed. "YOU KILLED MY HERO!", then he blasted him while saying "Nerdy Blast of Sexuality!".
"Your sexual powers do not harm me foolish mortal!", he said. "I have went to my creators lab which is suprisingly still here and not into a million pieces like in the japenize manga and got my cell's re-charged! Im stronger then Mike Tyson!".
"OH BUGGER...", Michael said. "We...we really need to find someone else to do this kind of stuff for us".
"Yah I know", Jerek said. "Oh well, we might as well fight until two of you die and I'm the one that survives so I have to find the dragon balls and wish you two back to life".
"Sounds good to me", Jeff said. "NOW YOU SHALL PAY! SUPER NERDY BLAST OF SEXUALITY!", he shouted as some kind of blue and green energy stuff shot out his hands and blew up on Cell. When the smoke cleared, Cell had George Bush in his hands.
"Every time you blast me I will kill a famous celebrity that one of you douche bags like!", he said as he twisted Bush's neck; killing him instantly. All they could say was "OH SNAP!".
"YOU ASS TARD! HE WAS THE BEST AMERICAN TO EVER LIVE!", Michael shouted. But then a bunch of pedistrians through fruit at him and called him a wanker. "...well he was! And now I shall blast Cell so he'll kill Jerek's celebrity hero!".
"NO MAX! DON'T!", he shouted. "You cant...he'll kill...he'll kill...", Jerek said. But then Michael finished his sentance. "ADREA LOWELL!". "Now you shall die Cell! BURNING ATTACK!", he said as a large ball of flame spit out of his hands and hit Cell. This time there was alot of smoke and they could barly see anything.
"Where is he?",Jerek asked. Then Cell apeared right behind him.
"Here I am, darling! Prepare to die!", he said as he jabbed his neck with his hand, knocking him out. Now that the smoke had cleared, Jeff and Michael could see Cell standing tall with Andrea Lowell on his shoulders and Jerrek on the floor.
"You bastard! You knocked out my best friend and you have Andre Lowell on you're shoulders and she's not even naked!", Jeff shouted. "You will pay for this!".
"Not likely...", he said as he disapeared with Andrea. Michael and Jeff then ran over to Jerrek to see if he was okay. Anyway, to Cell's horrible place of horrible crap.
"Now my dear, I shall screw you harder then Rob Van Winkle ever could!", he shouted as he droped Andrea on his love-bed.
"NNNNNNOOOO! That was supposed to be a secret! DAMN YOU SURREAL LIFE!".
-Sex Scene-(if you want it, reveiw for it)
"Now don't you feel better my darling?", Cell asked a naked Andrea. Then she spat at him and said "Go to hell", which caused her to get blasted and killed.
"Foolish girl...", Cell said as he drifted off to sleep.
A/N-Well thats the end of chapter 1. Should I continue?
Chapter 1
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One day Jerek Fox and his friends Jeff and Michael were walking down the street when they heard screaming.
"Who was that?", Jeff asked.
"I don't know", Jarek replied, "But I bet its a plot for the story so lets use our superpowers that we just now got and fly over to wherever the scream came from". So, they flew up in the air and blasted off to where the scream came from. Suprisingly, they saw Cell suck the life out of Bill Gates with his tail.
"CELL YOU BASTARD!", Jeff screamed. "YOU KILLED MY HERO!", then he blasted him while saying "Nerdy Blast of Sexuality!".
"Your sexual powers do not harm me foolish mortal!", he said. "I have went to my creators lab which is suprisingly still here and not into a million pieces like in the japenize manga and got my cell's re-charged! Im stronger then Mike Tyson!".
"OH BUGGER...", Michael said. "We...we really need to find someone else to do this kind of stuff for us".
"Yah I know", Jerek said. "Oh well, we might as well fight until two of you die and I'm the one that survives so I have to find the dragon balls and wish you two back to life".
"Sounds good to me", Jeff said. "NOW YOU SHALL PAY! SUPER NERDY BLAST OF SEXUALITY!", he shouted as some kind of blue and green energy stuff shot out his hands and blew up on Cell. When the smoke cleared, Cell had George Bush in his hands.
"Every time you blast me I will kill a famous celebrity that one of you douche bags like!", he said as he twisted Bush's neck; killing him instantly. All they could say was "OH SNAP!".
"YOU ASS TARD! HE WAS THE BEST AMERICAN TO EVER LIVE!", Michael shouted. But then a bunch of pedistrians through fruit at him and called him a wanker. "...well he was! And now I shall blast Cell so he'll kill Jerek's celebrity hero!".
"NO MAX! DON'T!", he shouted. "You cant...he'll kill...he'll kill...", Jerek said. But then Michael finished his sentance. "ADREA LOWELL!". "Now you shall die Cell! BURNING ATTACK!", he said as a large ball of flame spit out of his hands and hit Cell. This time there was alot of smoke and they could barly see anything.
"Where is he?",Jerek asked. Then Cell apeared right behind him.
"Here I am, darling! Prepare to die!", he said as he jabbed his neck with his hand, knocking him out. Now that the smoke had cleared, Jeff and Michael could see Cell standing tall with Andrea Lowell on his shoulders and Jerrek on the floor.
"You bastard! You knocked out my best friend and you have Andre Lowell on you're shoulders and she's not even naked!", Jeff shouted. "You will pay for this!".
"Not likely...", he said as he disapeared with Andrea. Michael and Jeff then ran over to Jerrek to see if he was okay. Anyway, to Cell's horrible place of horrible crap.
"Now my dear, I shall screw you harder then Rob Van Winkle ever could!", he shouted as he droped Andrea on his love-bed.
"NNNNNNOOOO! That was supposed to be a secret! DAMN YOU SURREAL LIFE!".
-Sex Scene-(if you want it, reveiw for it)
"Now don't you feel better my darling?", Cell asked a naked Andrea. Then she spat at him and said "Go to hell", which caused her to get blasted and killed.
"Foolish girl...", Cell said as he drifted off to sleep.
A/N-Well thats the end of chapter 1. Should I continue?