Grown-Up Christmas List
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Original - Misc › Modern Lit
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
6
Views:
5,515
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Grown-Up Christmas List
Grown-Up Christmas List
Every year, its the same thing. Happy New Year, a few unimportant holidays, Happy Fourth of July, Happy Halloween, Happy Thanksgiving... and then the Big One. Merry Christmas. What makes this time of year so... hostile and friendly? It is the egg nog? The rock hard fruit cakes? Or maybe the responsibility of having to buy family members or loved ones presents?
Well, what ever it is, it sucks. Big time.
Last Christmas had to have been the worst Christmas in the history of Christmas'. First, Mother and Father arrived on the day of Christmas, cursing the airlines to hell and back. Sister and Husband kept fighting over their new furniture and old apartment. Sister loved the new furniture, but hated the apartment. Husband hated the new furniture, but loved the apartment. You can see the amazingly blatant contradictions that makes this couple.
Then, Brother and Wife had two children, a one-year-old boy and a four-year-old girl. Just keeping those you happy or at the very least content was another world-war in itself. Those two had enough problems without adding in the distinctly disapproving opinion Wife had about Little Brother and Boyfriends. Yes, two boyfriends for one gay man. Oh, the fun they have together. Wife thought the whole idea was blasphemous. There was a lot of religious discussion at the dinner table.
And if Little Brother and Boyfriends wasn't enough, there was Little Sister and Boy/Girlfriend. Little sister was bi-sexual and had a partner of each gender. Yes, seriously, one of each. The only one in that threesome without a detachable penis thought he was the luckiest man alive and would gloat to anyone who would listen. Brothers Wife kept a vial of vodka on her at all times, but don't tell anyone. That's a “secret.”
Since Little Brother and Little Sister were both considered “sinful” by Brothers Wife, if one of them said or did anything that Wife didn't approve of, she'd pull out the 'Not in front of the children,' card. Oh, that pissed Little Brother and Sister off like you wouldn't believe.
This year, the whole family, Mother, Father, Sister, Husband, Brother, Wife, Little Brother, Boyfriends, Sister and Boy/Girlfriend were to get together for Christmas like last year. At the same place, and at the same time. My house.
Something tells me that I should hide in the basement.
AN: Bit short, I know, but it's like the intro.
Review and let me know what you think?
Every year, its the same thing. Happy New Year, a few unimportant holidays, Happy Fourth of July, Happy Halloween, Happy Thanksgiving... and then the Big One. Merry Christmas. What makes this time of year so... hostile and friendly? It is the egg nog? The rock hard fruit cakes? Or maybe the responsibility of having to buy family members or loved ones presents?
Well, what ever it is, it sucks. Big time.
Last Christmas had to have been the worst Christmas in the history of Christmas'. First, Mother and Father arrived on the day of Christmas, cursing the airlines to hell and back. Sister and Husband kept fighting over their new furniture and old apartment. Sister loved the new furniture, but hated the apartment. Husband hated the new furniture, but loved the apartment. You can see the amazingly blatant contradictions that makes this couple.
Then, Brother and Wife had two children, a one-year-old boy and a four-year-old girl. Just keeping those you happy or at the very least content was another world-war in itself. Those two had enough problems without adding in the distinctly disapproving opinion Wife had about Little Brother and Boyfriends. Yes, two boyfriends for one gay man. Oh, the fun they have together. Wife thought the whole idea was blasphemous. There was a lot of religious discussion at the dinner table.
And if Little Brother and Boyfriends wasn't enough, there was Little Sister and Boy/Girlfriend. Little sister was bi-sexual and had a partner of each gender. Yes, seriously, one of each. The only one in that threesome without a detachable penis thought he was the luckiest man alive and would gloat to anyone who would listen. Brothers Wife kept a vial of vodka on her at all times, but don't tell anyone. That's a “secret.”
Since Little Brother and Little Sister were both considered “sinful” by Brothers Wife, if one of them said or did anything that Wife didn't approve of, she'd pull out the 'Not in front of the children,' card. Oh, that pissed Little Brother and Sister off like you wouldn't believe.
This year, the whole family, Mother, Father, Sister, Husband, Brother, Wife, Little Brother, Boyfriends, Sister and Boy/Girlfriend were to get together for Christmas like last year. At the same place, and at the same time. My house.
Something tells me that I should hide in the basement.
AN: Bit short, I know, but it's like the intro.
Review and let me know what you think?