Furry Elemental Super Heroes
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Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
892
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Furry Elemental Super Heroes
A beautiful house in a small suburban upper middle class neighborhood on the outskirts of Furtropolis. A cute little four bedroom one and a half bath home stood nestled in the back cul-de-sac. The lawn was well taken care of, the grass trimmed neatly, the bushes kept well, the shutters were freshly painted, and the brickwork was well maintained. The flowers along the walkway grew beautiful and strong. This house looked like something that had come from the nineteen fifties, perfect, well taken care of. It did not look like the home of six unlikely yet very hard working superhero furries!
The kitchen and dinning room was one large room, the stove was positioned off to the corner, right next to a large refrigerator. The stove was huge, stainless steel like the fridge right next to it. Counters stretched a good twenty feet on either side, making an ‘L’ shape, a sink next to the fridge, and a microwave on the other side of the stove. The dinning room table held enough room for ten fursons, with plenty of room for cabinets, a trash can, a dishwasher and other things. A door to the living room was near the sink, small, and showing a hint of the rooms beyond. This room was painted a soft light green, and it was busy, always. In the corner, off out of the way, stood a large chest freezer, obviously this room was used to feed a lot, quickly.
Ice Sickle was a beautiful female. There was no getting away from it. She was a beautiful artic fox anthromorphic, standing five feet nine inches tall. Her muzzle was long and slender, her eyes a very tender icy blue. Her fur was well groomed, her neck slender. She had beautiful breasts, small yet proportionate to her body. Her stomach was flat, and her hips flared just a bit. That long tender tail of hers swished about, and she was bare pawed. Today she wore a pair of jeans and a dark blue tee shirt, not really paying attention to much. She was slowly stirring a boiling pot of macaroni and cheese on the stove. She sniffled a bit and then sneezed… “Oh! I hope you guys don’t mind frozen foods again!” Her voice was like the first snow of the season, soft and gentle. She had to laugh, her whole face lit up when she laughed She carefully flipped the pork chops that were frying gently in the pan next to the now frozen macaroni. Ice Sickle, as her name gave away, held the powers of ice and freezing. She was twenty one years old.
“Gross Ice! Please, please watch where you are sneezing!” Earth Canyon shook his head. His voice was soft, immature, yet still deep. Earth was something else, for one, he was always hyper, always bouncing around. A five foot ten and a half inch tall anthromorphic kangaroo. His muzzle was long, and his ears twitched most of the time. His eyes were a deep brown, rich like chocolate. He could not understand why those around him saw him as weird, to him, bouncing everywhere was normal. Today he wore a bright green hoodie and a pair of jeans. His tail snaked out of a specially designed hole in the chair. He sighed as he shook his head again, “I am sick and tired of frozen foods.” Earth, given his namesake, had the powers of earth. He was sitting at the kitchen table doing some homework. He was the youngest of the group, at seventeen years old.
“Well then.” Ice turned to him, smoothing her head-fur out of her face, “Have either Flame or Jolt cook it back for you.” She gave him a very foxy grin.
Jolt Bolt was an anthromorphic weasel, a long slender six feet five inches tall, and he was blonde. From the top of his head to the tip of his long tail, this weasel was blonde. He sat next to Earth, reading the paper. Today, the yellow eyed, nineteen year old man was wearing a white tee shirt and a pair of shorts, dark denim in color, “I am not doing a damn thing.” He cleared his throat and then shook his head. His voice was raspy, squeaky and just too high pitched. He wasn’t too fond of the kangaroo.” Jolt, controller of all that was electricity, looked upon Ice with a small weasel of a grin, flexing is long slender fingers as he turned the page to the paper, “Ice is a great cook.”
Earth started to turn towards Flame, but didn’t even get his muzzle open before the five tail kitsune opened her mouth, “Nothing doing… let them eat frozen foods, Wind and I will eat the hot stuff!” Flame Dancer was a beautiful black and red kitsune, a multiple tailed fox creature. Her voice was warm and welcoming, like the fireplace on a cold winters day. The first thing one would notice about her, was her amazing breasts, at least twice the size of Ice’s, full and thick. She was mostly black, but unlike the others, had a long mane of headfur, most of that was a deep blood red. Her eyes burned light fire, her tails lashed behind her as she sat on the other side of the table. Today Flame wore her blood red tank top and her tight black jeans. She was the leader of this odd group of super heroes. True to this twenty two year olds name… she could control fire, very well.
Wind Walker sat beside her, with a small smile upon his equine features. Wind was a anthromophic stallion, and not just any stallion, a slate grey one. His long mane flowed behind him, and around him, no matter if he was walking or just standing still and he always held his head up high. His eyes were sterling silver, dancing beautifully in any amount of light that they could catch. He stood at six feet eight and three quarters inches tall, and his muscles shown through the short glossy fur of his coat. Today he wore a black shirt that said upon it ‘It just hasn’t been the same since that house fell on my sister’ and a pair of jeans that were held up by his long tail. The hole had been tailored for that long wisping cord to be pulled through, much like everyone else’s pants. Wind, as obvious with his name, was controller of the wind. The stallion had just turned twenty one years old. He merely smoothed his mane back and gave a horse like grin towards Flame.
“Not like Jolt can control his powers enough to heat food anyways! He tried to heat ramen that one time and he almost killed us all! I am still getting the singe marks out of my hide!” Earth just shook his head and flipped through his math book, how he hated algebra! He despised it more than anything!
Flood Waters, the last of the group, walked into the kitchen, “Earth causing trouble again is he?” She shook her head, her voice was soft, quiet, almost like a whisper. Flood Waters, able to use the powers of water, was an anthromorphic bottle-nosed dolphin. Her long slender furless nose melted down to those sweet, deep sea blue eyes, which in turn melted down to her very feminine body. She had a nice medium chest, flat stomach and small, slender hips. Her legs were strong, and her long dolphin tail was flipping a bit as she walked. Flood had the problem of the fin, which poked through a tailored hole in her shirt, and her tail, pants tailored to fit the long furless flipper. She had hands, like the others, but unlike them, she had gone through more evolutionary steps to be able to walk on dry land. She had just turned nineteen.
Earth turned himself towards Flood and made a squeaking sound, almost as if he were insulting her in echolocation. “I was not causing trouble…”
“Oh, yes he was…” Jolt said, flipping the next page of the paper idly, he just glanced up at the small group there sitting at the kitchen table. “Must I remind you of our sayings? After all… we are the Elemental Super Heroes!”
Yes, this group of odd furry misfits used their powers to fight crime, and in the city of Furtropolis.
Flame laughed softly as she stood up and lashed her tails around her, striking a rather sexy pose, bringing one leg up and stretching her arms out. Then she puffed her chest up, “I am the Flame, the conjuror of the fiery hells, the controller of the very sunlight, the heat and the passions, that will flame out your evil deeds!”
Ice turned around from the stove, her single tail lashing around behind her and she puffed up her chest, and struck a pose as well, bringing her arms up over her head, spreading her legs shoulder length apart before speaking, “And I am Ice, the cold and the snow, the freezing terror that shall strike the pain into your hearts… countess of all that is cold, I shall freeze evil in its very tracks!”
Wind stood up and flipped his mane back, striking his own pose, one arm outstretched and his other on top of it, his tail lashing behind him, his voice was deep, sweet and very masculine, “I am Wind Walker… God of all that is wind… the gentlest blowing breeze and the destructive typhoon… I am the gust of justice you shall feel down to your bones!”
Jolts slinked up and twisted around, putting his paws up on his head and looking back at Ice with a weasel smile, “And I am Jolt Bolt, the might lightning and the devastation of electricity… conjuror of all that is electric, you shall feel my shock of justice.”
Flood flipped her tailfin and turned around, showing off her cute little butt as she spoke next, “and I am Flood Waters, the babbling brook to the raging ocean, the life of water, the death of water… the rains of vengeance shall smite you!”
Earth stood up and leaned back on his tail, crossing his arms and shaking his head, “I don’t want to!” He sneered at Ice.
“Please Earth? You have got to say your part, we just aren’t the group without you. We have Fire, Water, Air and we need Earth too!” She gave him a cute little smile, batting her eyelashes at him. She gave him a small churr, asking him please?
Earth flushed a deep red color and finally sighed, “Alright, alright…” he straightened himself up and spoke in a deep tone, “I am Earth Canyon… I… I…” he lowers his head to the ground, putting his paws behind his back before mumbling the rest of his introduction, “I am Earth Canyon, and I am the mighty rock, the Earth that is our home… and I am the mighty stone of justice that shall pebble you into submission.”
Wind snickered, covering his long muzzle with his hands, turning away from the kangaroo so he wouldn’t see him laughing at the silly saying. Ice quickly turned back to working on dinner, her slender shoulders bobbing as she giggled silently to herself. Flood turned back to walk to the living room, trying so very hard not to let him see that she was laughing. Jolt sat back down and read his newspaper, rereading the same line at least four times, giggling and snickering. Flame gave the kangaroo a big grin, flipping her tails around as she smirked at him…
“Come on you guys, it isn’t funny!” Earth shook his head, the kangaroo boy was not happy with how they were treating him! “Can’t I just say something cooler… I don’t know, like ‘I am Earth Canyon! I am the mighty Earth, the one that shall call upon the stones to rock your might doom upon those that have soiled the crust of the planet?”
Poor Flood couldn’t take it anymore, she was roaring with laughter by now, shaking her head, whipping the tears as they flowed. She turned back and dolphin smiled at the marsupial. “That…. Was… so… good!” She was laughing so hard, the poor girl was crying! Flame started laughing as well, and Wind snickered, nickering. Ice tried to hide her giggles, and Jolt just gave up on hiding the fact that he was shaking with a good belly laugh.
Finally Flame calmed down enough, drying her muzzle from the tears of joy she had shed before looking at Earth, “You know what there boy, you can say whatever you want, that was good!”
Ice snickered and turned, finally with somewhat of a straight face, her eyes brimming with tears, “Soil? Hey Earth, why don’t you just say ‘I will throw sand in your face?” She turned back and flipped the pork chops again, the sweet smell filling the room.
Poor Earth sat back down to his math homework, flipping open his notebook with a rather hard huff. Jolt patted the boys back, “Come on Earth, don’t give up, we’ve all tried so hard to come up with sayings that we all like, just give yours a little work and it will turn out alright. We won’t tease you…”
“Much…” Wind gave a small nickering just as Ice started to dish up the plates. The macaroni and cheese was not frozen and the pork chops and peas were all done. Ice set the plate in front of Earth and gave the younger boy a nuzzle against his neck. Earth always liked Ice, she was soft, sweet and smelled so very nice!
Flood called from the living room through the small doorway, “Hey guys!” She didn’t sound like her favorite soap opera was on… it sounded dire.
Flame was the first one through the door, followed quickly by Ice and Wind, all the animals turning to the large sixty inch television that doubled as their crisis monitor. Earth and Jolt had apparently tried to get through the door at the same time, and kangaroo and weasel were now stuck… unable to tell where weasel began and kangaroo ended.
Coming from the kitchen, through the small door, was carpet, beige and soft. To the left of the door was a small closet, the door always shut, and to the side of that, was the front door. A window was beside that. The furniture in the living room was mismatched, the sofa grey and blue plaid, one recliner bright lime green with duct tape accents, that one sitting off to the side of the door, another one was bright neon orange with dark black pin stripes, and the brown leather loveseat. A few milk crates made for side tables, all facing and moved so they could all watch the television. A few cinder blocks and two by fours made an entertainment center. The walls in here were soft grey, a few pictures of younger horses and foxes and kitsune and kangaroos adorn the walls, family pictures from the furries that inhabit. To the right of the television, on the far wall from the door leading from the kitchen, is a hallway, leading to the bedrooms and one and a half bathrooms. This room is large enough for all the furniture and the furs to sit comfortably.
The television monitor was on, and on the screen was a grizzly looking old mouse, grey with white eyebrows, white hair and a white beard. He was pushing sixty five, and all of them knew it. It was the Mayor of Furtropolis. He cleared his throat for just a moment and then looked right into the eyes of the Elemental Super Heroes. “Elementals!” He spoke, his voice was harsh, well aged.
Flame rolled her eyes, “Please Mister Mayor, call us the Flame Gang or something…” Wind nodded in agreement, liking that name, Ice however did not. “Flame Gang? Flame gang? Flame are you insane? What do I look like? Flame part two? I am not, I am Ice Sickle of the Elemental Super Heroes.” She stuck her tongue out.
Flame flicked her wrist, and gave the poor artic fox something to stick her tongue out for. Ice danced around wildly fanning at the small fire that was now on her tongue. “Hot! Hawwt!” she mumbled.
“Silly!” Earth shook his head, “Stick your tongue back in your mouth! Stick it back in!” He pulled himself from the door, rushing over to the dancing fox. Ice shook her head and spoke still mumbled, “Tat’ll juss burn my mouff too!” She fanned at the tongue, much to Flame’s delight.
Wind smoothed back his mane again, “I really like the idea of being called the Flame Gang you guys…” He smirked at Ice’s plunder to try and get her tongue out. She was now opening her muzzle and breathing on it. It still wasn’t working.
“That is…” Jolt said as he walked up behind the group, “Just because you are banging the leader…” Flame gave Jolt a sinister look, and Jolt wisely shut up before he became like poor Ice.
Flood turned around, “Oh for crying out loud Ice!” She shook her head and held up her hand, but misjudged how much water to summon and drenched the poor fox! Ice stood there now soaking wet and dripping with water, and poor Earth, who had been standing close, was a wet kangaroo as well. Ice shook her head out, “Thanks Flood.”
Flood gave a small innocent smile, “Oops?” She grinned before turning back to the television.
“Moving on you guys?” The Mayor was waiting patiently on the television screen, rolling his eyes at the antics of the city’s best crime fighters.
Flame nodded, “Sorry about that Sir, go right ahead, there will be no more interruptions.” Flame glared with fire in her eyes at Earth, who jumped behind Ice, like she would protect him.
The Mayor shook his head and finally continued speaking after being so rudely interrupted by Ice’s burning tongue. “We have a problem Elementals.” The screen on the television turned from the Mayor’s face to the outside of the First FurNational Bank, the mayor continued to talk, “Dr. Christian Cross of the First Church of FurNation is robbing the bank… again.”
Flame had to roll her eyes, Earth had to shake his head in disbelief. Ice facepawed, running her fingers down her muzzle. Flood just sighed and Wind snorted, finally, Wind had to speak up, “Doesn’t he ever learn?”
Flame shook her head and pointed to the front door, “Obviously not, now does he? Shall we go?” Her tails lashed behind her. “To the Elemental Mobile!”
The Elemental Super Heroes mini van was not something to squeak at. It seated seven, and was a beige color. Flame sat in the front drivers seat, Wind sat in the passenger seat, Jolt and Ice sat in the second row of seats, and Flood and Earth sat in the bucket seat in the back. This mini van had seen better days, and even had the customary ‘My kid is an honor roll student at Fur High School’ and ‘Get off, I’m not that kind of Car’ bumper stickers… as well as ‘wash me’ written in the grime on the back window.
“Go! Go! Go!!!” Earth, in the back passenger side seat, was bouncing up and down, up and down, “Faster, faster!” He was going almost insane.
“Calm down boy.” Flood shook her head, idly stroking her tail as she sat and looked out the window of the mini van, “With this rush hour traffic, we aren’t going anywhere for a good long while.” She rolled her eyes at him.
“But I wasn’t saying that to you, I am watching Jolt play his gameboy.” He points as he leans over the seat in front of him, sure enough, Jolt was playing ‘Deer Racing’ and doing very well at it too. But he gave a warning grumble. “I can’t play very well with you looking over my shoulder.” He turned and snapped up at Earth, catching a muzzle full of kangaroo. Earth let out a yelp and fell back into his seat, rubbing his sore snout.
Ice turned around and pointed a finger at the youngest boy, “Yeah dude… chill out.” She smiled, winking at him. “We are going to be stuck in traffic for a while.” A small icicle formed on the kangaroo’s already sore nose. He crossed his eyes and looked at it. “Ugh.” He shook his head, trying to get the coldness away from him. He grumbled softly at the laughter that the others were now filling the van with, all because of his troubles.
“Hey dude…” Flood giggled, covering her muzzle to try and quell some of the laughter, “You have something on your nose… right about there…” she snickered and giggled and just laughed.
“Yeah, noticed that, thanks.” Earth grumbled, finally managing to pull the icicle off his nose, only to find that it refroze to his hand. “But Jolt brings his Gameboy, and I don’t have anything to keep me busy while we are stuck in traffic, not to mention that by now, Dr. Cross has already cleaned out the bank and is halfway back to his hideout!”
Jolt looked over his shoulder, rather irritated, “Man… just… make a mud pie or something while you are waiting, it’s not my fault that you don’t bring anything to do, you know as well as I do that the traffic at this time of year just sucks!” Jolt sighed, Earth got to him on long car trips.
Flood shook her head, “Jolt, just give him the gameboy to shut him up? I am starting to get a Tsunami sized head ache because of you two…” She closed her eyes and brought both flipper-hands up to rub her temples.
“I would rather not give up my gameboy, I mean, I brought it, why should I have to worry about Earth, who forgot to bring anything?” Jolt growled, his character died for the third time in the last five minutes. Now he was starting to get rather pissed off.
“Ice, could you help me? I am getting rather sick back here and Jolt isn’t giving up his childish toy.” Flood shook her head again, Jolt turned around and glared at her, “It is not childish, it’s mine and I don’t have to share.” Jolt stuck his weasel tongue out at Flood.
Ice looked at Jolt, her boyfriend and gave a small little murr, flipping her tail sweetly behind her, “Jolt… baby little sweetie.” She said in a sweet, tender sing song voice. “Please, pretty please would you give Earth your gameboy…” She batted her eyelashes at him.
Poor Jolt couldn’t stand it, he felt the flush of his cheeks as Ice talked so cutely to him. He finally let out a deep breath and closed his eyes, “Fine, fine… just for you my little Icy queen you…” He turned around and handed the handheld to Earth, who hooted and cheered, until he looked down and turned the system on…
“He-ey! The batteries are dead!” Earth cried, turning the system over and pulling open the battery case… only to find, “Hey! You don’t use batteries Jolt?” Flood thought her headache was alleviated, only to find that it had doubled now. Jolt just laughed, “I don’t need them, I just charge it when I need it and that saves me money. We work for the city you know, and that doesn’t leave much for little things, save for the mass amounts of food you eat Kanga-Earth.”
Earth hated that nickname, but then he shook his head, “I have a very high metabolism, I need a lot of food to keep my strength up.” He shook his head as he looked down at the dead gameboy. Flood leaned over, “Next time I’ll bring batteries, if it’s only to shut you two up!” She exhaled through her blowhole, making a low, long whistling sound. That got Earth to smile and laugh a bit.
Flame, still stuck in traffic, looked over into the passenger seat, to her mate and boyfriend, Wind, “And since when do we have children?” She looked in the rear view mirror, and had heard all of the bickering and fighting.
“I have no clue, but they sure act like children, don’t they?” Wind put his face in his hands, and then smoothed his mane back with both of them before looking over at Flame, nervously wondering if he was going to get in trouble for children they didn’t even have. He thought that the Elementals weren’t superheroes, it was a babysitting group! Flame nodded, “That they do, Windy- pooh… that they do.” Wind growled as the rest of the van giggled and snickered, “Don’t call me Windy- pooh!”
“Ex-cuse me!” Ice shook her head, “I am the most mature of the bunch… back here.” She turned to look at Flood, Jolt, and Earth in turn before smoothing her head fur back and fixing her shirt. “Hey Flame, shouldn’t we change into our uniforms?” She tilted her head all cute like.
Flame nodded, “We can, right now…” She smiled as she pulled up into the bank parking lot. Earth tapped Jolt on the shoulder, “She can’t park here, this is handicap!” Jolt rolled his eyes and glared back at Earth, “Like you are going to be if you don’t shut up.” Earth sat back.
Flame pulled off her ‘normal’ clothing to show what looked like a bright flaming red bathing suit, strapless, and held up by either sheer luck or just will. On her legs she wore a beautiful pair of black leggings and had knee high blood red boots. She turned around and fixed her cape, blood red of course.
Wind pulled off his ‘normal’ clothing, and was in what looked like a one piece jumpsuit, silky and silvery. It was long sleeved and long legged, a hole for his tail, and a little bulge where his legs met.
“Naaaaahh.” Earth teased, getting out of the van, “Wind’s not hung like a horse at all. I think he’s compensating for something.” Flood shook her head as she got out of the van and smacked Earth, which caused everyone to laugh. Earth shook his head, not sure why everyone was laughing, “Why is everyone laughing at me now?” He was bouncing up and down and up and down…
“It’s a simple equation really.” Ice giggled, starting to change into her outfit, “Water plus Earth equals Mud… so your name is now Mud.” She pulled away her clothing, and there was her uniform, a beautiful white cloak draped around a one piece light blue bathing suite and knee high icy blue boots. Earth had to drool.
Flood lifted her arms up and became dressed in her outfit, same as Ice and Flame’s only dark blue, a one piece swim suit with a long flowing blue cape and matching knee high boots. The girls knew they looked good.
Jolt changed into his outfit, a long sleeved long legged one piece outfit that was solid yellow in color, a small lightning bolt emblem on the belt he wore with his. He had a long yellow cape.
Earth was the last one to do anything, and his uniform was a pair of brown pants and a brown shirt. He didn’t wear a cape or anything, most of the others saying he was too young for that. He grumbled, “You guys, I feel like a U.P.S. guy!” Then he turned bright red at the laughter that the one comment caused.
Flame shook her head, “And he wonders why we tease him, he does a damn good job of teasing himself, you know that right?” She looked at the rest of the group before turning towards the bank doors, “Come on, Dr. Cross might still be inside!”
Dr. Christian Cross, never was there a man using his religion to cover up the horrors that he was doing. The man was an eel. No, more seriously, he was a rat. His ears were tattered and torn, his fur was steel grey, his nose black, whiskers long. He was wearing priest robes and was holding out a small offering plate, his long nose twitching as he talked to the scared little black cat girl behind the counter, “Trust me there girl, just put it all in the plate, it’s all going for a good cause…” The poor kitten was trembling, as Dr. Cross held a gun to her throat. “Y… y… yes sir.”
“Hold it right there Cross!” Flame said as the six Elemental Super Heroes burst through the door of the First Bank of FurNation. Flame was in the lead, and behind her, was Wind to her left, Ice to her right, behind them, Earth was in the middle of the back row, with Flood on one side, Jolt on the other.
The good Doctor was just finishing up ‘taking his donations’ when he flicks an ear at the group, “Ahh… if it isn’t the Elemental Super Weirdoes.” He stops and tilts his head at them, “Sorry, I must be going, I am horribly late for Church… Something that heathens such as yourselves know nothing about.” He gave a fake toothy grin at the six.
“We are the Elemental Super Heroes, Dr. Cross, get it right!” Earth took a pose, stepping forward and curling a paw up in a fist, “Maybe we should remind him of just who we are!”
Flame nods, “Yes! Elementals…” She pauses, then takes her pose, tails lashing around her, “I am Flame Dancer…” She stretched her arms out and brought one leg up as she puffed her chest out again, “I am Flame Dancer.” Her voice was deeper now, her eyes burning brilliantly with flame and colors, “I am the conjuror of the very fiery hells, the controller of all that is dark and the caller of the heats and the passions… I am the one that will flame out your evil deeds…”
Ice took a step forward, crossing her arms above her head, her tail flipping behind her as she growled at the rat in front of her, she puffed up her chest as well before speaking, her words stern, “I am Ice Sickle, the very cold and snow, the freezing terror that shall strike the pain into your hearts… I am the very countess of cold that shall freeze evil in its tracks…”
Wind flipped his mane back and stretched one arm out to point at Dr. Cross, snarling and giving a snort as he brought the other arm on top of that, a stern look on his face, “I am Wind Walker, the God of all that is the wind, from the gentlest blowing breeze to the most destructive typhoon… I am the gust of justice that you shall feel down to your very bones!”
Jolt, standing behind Wind, speaks up now. He puts his paws up and turns a bit, looking over his shoulder at Dr. Cross with a weasel smile, “I am Jolt Bolt the mighty lightning and the devastation of electricity, I am the conjuror of power… you shall feel my shock of justice.”
Flood flipped her tailfin and turned around, showing off her cute little butt as she spoke next, looking over her shoulder at Dr. Cross as well “and I am Flood Waters, the babbling brook to the raging ocean, the life of water, the death of water… the rains of vengeance shall smite you!”
Earth, in the middle of the group, lifted his arms up to the sky and then gave Dr. Cross an evil look. “I am Earth Canyon…” He paused. “I am the soul that will rock you into submission, evil doer!”
That last comment caused all the hostages and the workers at the bank to burst into laughter. It took the other Elementals all their powers not to start laughing as well. Earth turned bright red and then closed his eyes. A mad kangaroo is not a good thing.
Dr. Cross stood there stalk still as they did their cute little introductions, then he brought his paw up to his chest, “Forgive me, I do think you have the wrong furson, I am not robbing a bank, I am merely taking a withdrawal for my Church. A spaghetti supper, if you are interested.” He was being very sarcastic, he would rather see those six dead then feed them. Even if it was God’s word to care for anyone, no matter what creed or religion. He then threw his paw out towards the six.
Ice managed to cry out first, “Crosses!” Before the six scattered, hitting the deck. That jerk had thrown several good sized crosses at them, their corners sharpened so they were like throwing stars. The group had dodged them all, and those crosses had stuck deep in the wall. “Nice try Cross.” Flame growled, her tails lashing behind her. “But you really need to work on your aim!” Ice looked up, a cross just inches from her head, stuck two inches in the wall. She gasped. He was getting better!
Flame growled and pointed, “Flood, Ice, show him what police mean when they say ‘Freeze’” She laughed evilly at the man.
Flood laughed as she pointed at Dr. Cross, she winked at him, and in that one wink, a rain cloud formed over his head, and it started a downpour, drenching the rat. He growled, “So now I’m soggy. Cute little trick you have there Dolphin girl, you going to pull a rabbit out of your blowhole next?”
Ice shook her head, “Nope, that’s where this little foxy comes in!” She kisses her hand and blows it at Dr. Cross, sending a freezing wind blowing through the bank. Dr. Cross shuddered and shivered, dropping the money to his feet as the water froze around him, leaving him standing there, still able to move, but not in a very good mood at all. Ice then snapped her fingers, and his feet were encased in ice, making escape impossible for the man.
Dr. Cross found himself with a severe case of cold feet. He let out a small snarl but was unable to move. He shook with anger, “God damn you to hell!”
Flame found this funny, and started laughing, “Damned to your hell? Damned to your hell? Well, well, isn’t that just funny?” The other five thought that was in the best of fun as well.
Dr. Cross was not the one laughing, he was very, very angry, yelling at the top of his lungs, even as sirens were wailing in the distance, “I’ll get you for this you cretins! You atrocious people! Blasphemers!” He fell flat on his face, trying to struggle.
Flame shook her head, “I say we just leave him frozen there then.” She turned around and pointed, “Everyone back to the Element Mobile.” Jolt hung back for a moment and walked right up, nose to nose with the rat. “You have it all wrong Cross… Wiccan is not evil, it is not horrible… it is fursons like you, the ones that think that you can do atrocious things and use your religion to cover it up. Yes, you know what, maybe we are going to hell, but because of what you do day in and day out, because you torture and cause the good fursons of this city to fear you, and you force them to go to church and believe what you are brainwashing them to believe… I’m saving a seat for you.” With that, Jolt turned around and headed to the door, leaving the rat stunned and frozen.
Once outside, Earth hopped up and down, “Oh my Goddess you guys, that was wonderful, that was amazing! That was sensational... Oh! Yeah... I get shotgun!” He was calling the front seat. He turned around and came muzzle to muzzle with a very quiet and very pissed off looking horse. Wind tapped his hoof, “And what did you say?” He gave a small frown. Earth cleared his throat, “I… I said… Don’t forget everyone, Wind always gets shotgun!” Wind nodded and rubbed the kangaroo’s head, “That’s a good boy, now, let’s get going home…”
(Yes, yes, I know that I have done this all before, but I have revised it and made it a little more fantasy-like...
Earth: That and the authoress herself is a fur.
Ice: *smacks* Enough, I enjoy some aspects of the fandom, besides, doesn't Earth just look so adorable as a kangaroo? And
Flame! F... Flame...
Flame: *tapping foot* Yes?
Ice: Flame is wonderful! I mean, she's a kitsune, how much cooler can you get?
Flame: *flatly* More tails.
Ice: *pokes Flame's nose* That, dearest Flame, is what the story is for. You shall get more tails. You will be all uber powerful.
Wind: Nicker? I'm a horse? Why am I a hor...
Earth: *whispering to Wind*
Wind: *nickers* See, I'm a horse.
Ice: *laughs* Okay, anyone that likes this story, please review... all flames will be given to Flame so she can grow stronger and get more tails. *grin*
The kitchen and dinning room was one large room, the stove was positioned off to the corner, right next to a large refrigerator. The stove was huge, stainless steel like the fridge right next to it. Counters stretched a good twenty feet on either side, making an ‘L’ shape, a sink next to the fridge, and a microwave on the other side of the stove. The dinning room table held enough room for ten fursons, with plenty of room for cabinets, a trash can, a dishwasher and other things. A door to the living room was near the sink, small, and showing a hint of the rooms beyond. This room was painted a soft light green, and it was busy, always. In the corner, off out of the way, stood a large chest freezer, obviously this room was used to feed a lot, quickly.
Ice Sickle was a beautiful female. There was no getting away from it. She was a beautiful artic fox anthromorphic, standing five feet nine inches tall. Her muzzle was long and slender, her eyes a very tender icy blue. Her fur was well groomed, her neck slender. She had beautiful breasts, small yet proportionate to her body. Her stomach was flat, and her hips flared just a bit. That long tender tail of hers swished about, and she was bare pawed. Today she wore a pair of jeans and a dark blue tee shirt, not really paying attention to much. She was slowly stirring a boiling pot of macaroni and cheese on the stove. She sniffled a bit and then sneezed… “Oh! I hope you guys don’t mind frozen foods again!” Her voice was like the first snow of the season, soft and gentle. She had to laugh, her whole face lit up when she laughed She carefully flipped the pork chops that were frying gently in the pan next to the now frozen macaroni. Ice Sickle, as her name gave away, held the powers of ice and freezing. She was twenty one years old.
“Gross Ice! Please, please watch where you are sneezing!” Earth Canyon shook his head. His voice was soft, immature, yet still deep. Earth was something else, for one, he was always hyper, always bouncing around. A five foot ten and a half inch tall anthromorphic kangaroo. His muzzle was long, and his ears twitched most of the time. His eyes were a deep brown, rich like chocolate. He could not understand why those around him saw him as weird, to him, bouncing everywhere was normal. Today he wore a bright green hoodie and a pair of jeans. His tail snaked out of a specially designed hole in the chair. He sighed as he shook his head again, “I am sick and tired of frozen foods.” Earth, given his namesake, had the powers of earth. He was sitting at the kitchen table doing some homework. He was the youngest of the group, at seventeen years old.
“Well then.” Ice turned to him, smoothing her head-fur out of her face, “Have either Flame or Jolt cook it back for you.” She gave him a very foxy grin.
Jolt Bolt was an anthromorphic weasel, a long slender six feet five inches tall, and he was blonde. From the top of his head to the tip of his long tail, this weasel was blonde. He sat next to Earth, reading the paper. Today, the yellow eyed, nineteen year old man was wearing a white tee shirt and a pair of shorts, dark denim in color, “I am not doing a damn thing.” He cleared his throat and then shook his head. His voice was raspy, squeaky and just too high pitched. He wasn’t too fond of the kangaroo.” Jolt, controller of all that was electricity, looked upon Ice with a small weasel of a grin, flexing is long slender fingers as he turned the page to the paper, “Ice is a great cook.”
Earth started to turn towards Flame, but didn’t even get his muzzle open before the five tail kitsune opened her mouth, “Nothing doing… let them eat frozen foods, Wind and I will eat the hot stuff!” Flame Dancer was a beautiful black and red kitsune, a multiple tailed fox creature. Her voice was warm and welcoming, like the fireplace on a cold winters day. The first thing one would notice about her, was her amazing breasts, at least twice the size of Ice’s, full and thick. She was mostly black, but unlike the others, had a long mane of headfur, most of that was a deep blood red. Her eyes burned light fire, her tails lashed behind her as she sat on the other side of the table. Today Flame wore her blood red tank top and her tight black jeans. She was the leader of this odd group of super heroes. True to this twenty two year olds name… she could control fire, very well.
Wind Walker sat beside her, with a small smile upon his equine features. Wind was a anthromophic stallion, and not just any stallion, a slate grey one. His long mane flowed behind him, and around him, no matter if he was walking or just standing still and he always held his head up high. His eyes were sterling silver, dancing beautifully in any amount of light that they could catch. He stood at six feet eight and three quarters inches tall, and his muscles shown through the short glossy fur of his coat. Today he wore a black shirt that said upon it ‘It just hasn’t been the same since that house fell on my sister’ and a pair of jeans that were held up by his long tail. The hole had been tailored for that long wisping cord to be pulled through, much like everyone else’s pants. Wind, as obvious with his name, was controller of the wind. The stallion had just turned twenty one years old. He merely smoothed his mane back and gave a horse like grin towards Flame.
“Not like Jolt can control his powers enough to heat food anyways! He tried to heat ramen that one time and he almost killed us all! I am still getting the singe marks out of my hide!” Earth just shook his head and flipped through his math book, how he hated algebra! He despised it more than anything!
Flood Waters, the last of the group, walked into the kitchen, “Earth causing trouble again is he?” She shook her head, her voice was soft, quiet, almost like a whisper. Flood Waters, able to use the powers of water, was an anthromorphic bottle-nosed dolphin. Her long slender furless nose melted down to those sweet, deep sea blue eyes, which in turn melted down to her very feminine body. She had a nice medium chest, flat stomach and small, slender hips. Her legs were strong, and her long dolphin tail was flipping a bit as she walked. Flood had the problem of the fin, which poked through a tailored hole in her shirt, and her tail, pants tailored to fit the long furless flipper. She had hands, like the others, but unlike them, she had gone through more evolutionary steps to be able to walk on dry land. She had just turned nineteen.
Earth turned himself towards Flood and made a squeaking sound, almost as if he were insulting her in echolocation. “I was not causing trouble…”
“Oh, yes he was…” Jolt said, flipping the next page of the paper idly, he just glanced up at the small group there sitting at the kitchen table. “Must I remind you of our sayings? After all… we are the Elemental Super Heroes!”
Yes, this group of odd furry misfits used their powers to fight crime, and in the city of Furtropolis.
Flame laughed softly as she stood up and lashed her tails around her, striking a rather sexy pose, bringing one leg up and stretching her arms out. Then she puffed her chest up, “I am the Flame, the conjuror of the fiery hells, the controller of the very sunlight, the heat and the passions, that will flame out your evil deeds!”
Ice turned around from the stove, her single tail lashing around behind her and she puffed up her chest, and struck a pose as well, bringing her arms up over her head, spreading her legs shoulder length apart before speaking, “And I am Ice, the cold and the snow, the freezing terror that shall strike the pain into your hearts… countess of all that is cold, I shall freeze evil in its very tracks!”
Wind stood up and flipped his mane back, striking his own pose, one arm outstretched and his other on top of it, his tail lashing behind him, his voice was deep, sweet and very masculine, “I am Wind Walker… God of all that is wind… the gentlest blowing breeze and the destructive typhoon… I am the gust of justice you shall feel down to your bones!”
Jolts slinked up and twisted around, putting his paws up on his head and looking back at Ice with a weasel smile, “And I am Jolt Bolt, the might lightning and the devastation of electricity… conjuror of all that is electric, you shall feel my shock of justice.”
Flood flipped her tailfin and turned around, showing off her cute little butt as she spoke next, “and I am Flood Waters, the babbling brook to the raging ocean, the life of water, the death of water… the rains of vengeance shall smite you!”
Earth stood up and leaned back on his tail, crossing his arms and shaking his head, “I don’t want to!” He sneered at Ice.
“Please Earth? You have got to say your part, we just aren’t the group without you. We have Fire, Water, Air and we need Earth too!” She gave him a cute little smile, batting her eyelashes at him. She gave him a small churr, asking him please?
Earth flushed a deep red color and finally sighed, “Alright, alright…” he straightened himself up and spoke in a deep tone, “I am Earth Canyon… I… I…” he lowers his head to the ground, putting his paws behind his back before mumbling the rest of his introduction, “I am Earth Canyon, and I am the mighty rock, the Earth that is our home… and I am the mighty stone of justice that shall pebble you into submission.”
Wind snickered, covering his long muzzle with his hands, turning away from the kangaroo so he wouldn’t see him laughing at the silly saying. Ice quickly turned back to working on dinner, her slender shoulders bobbing as she giggled silently to herself. Flood turned back to walk to the living room, trying so very hard not to let him see that she was laughing. Jolt sat back down and read his newspaper, rereading the same line at least four times, giggling and snickering. Flame gave the kangaroo a big grin, flipping her tails around as she smirked at him…
“Come on you guys, it isn’t funny!” Earth shook his head, the kangaroo boy was not happy with how they were treating him! “Can’t I just say something cooler… I don’t know, like ‘I am Earth Canyon! I am the mighty Earth, the one that shall call upon the stones to rock your might doom upon those that have soiled the crust of the planet?”
Poor Flood couldn’t take it anymore, she was roaring with laughter by now, shaking her head, whipping the tears as they flowed. She turned back and dolphin smiled at the marsupial. “That…. Was… so… good!” She was laughing so hard, the poor girl was crying! Flame started laughing as well, and Wind snickered, nickering. Ice tried to hide her giggles, and Jolt just gave up on hiding the fact that he was shaking with a good belly laugh.
Finally Flame calmed down enough, drying her muzzle from the tears of joy she had shed before looking at Earth, “You know what there boy, you can say whatever you want, that was good!”
Ice snickered and turned, finally with somewhat of a straight face, her eyes brimming with tears, “Soil? Hey Earth, why don’t you just say ‘I will throw sand in your face?” She turned back and flipped the pork chops again, the sweet smell filling the room.
Poor Earth sat back down to his math homework, flipping open his notebook with a rather hard huff. Jolt patted the boys back, “Come on Earth, don’t give up, we’ve all tried so hard to come up with sayings that we all like, just give yours a little work and it will turn out alright. We won’t tease you…”
“Much…” Wind gave a small nickering just as Ice started to dish up the plates. The macaroni and cheese was not frozen and the pork chops and peas were all done. Ice set the plate in front of Earth and gave the younger boy a nuzzle against his neck. Earth always liked Ice, she was soft, sweet and smelled so very nice!
Flood called from the living room through the small doorway, “Hey guys!” She didn’t sound like her favorite soap opera was on… it sounded dire.
Flame was the first one through the door, followed quickly by Ice and Wind, all the animals turning to the large sixty inch television that doubled as their crisis monitor. Earth and Jolt had apparently tried to get through the door at the same time, and kangaroo and weasel were now stuck… unable to tell where weasel began and kangaroo ended.
Coming from the kitchen, through the small door, was carpet, beige and soft. To the left of the door was a small closet, the door always shut, and to the side of that, was the front door. A window was beside that. The furniture in the living room was mismatched, the sofa grey and blue plaid, one recliner bright lime green with duct tape accents, that one sitting off to the side of the door, another one was bright neon orange with dark black pin stripes, and the brown leather loveseat. A few milk crates made for side tables, all facing and moved so they could all watch the television. A few cinder blocks and two by fours made an entertainment center. The walls in here were soft grey, a few pictures of younger horses and foxes and kitsune and kangaroos adorn the walls, family pictures from the furries that inhabit. To the right of the television, on the far wall from the door leading from the kitchen, is a hallway, leading to the bedrooms and one and a half bathrooms. This room is large enough for all the furniture and the furs to sit comfortably.
The television monitor was on, and on the screen was a grizzly looking old mouse, grey with white eyebrows, white hair and a white beard. He was pushing sixty five, and all of them knew it. It was the Mayor of Furtropolis. He cleared his throat for just a moment and then looked right into the eyes of the Elemental Super Heroes. “Elementals!” He spoke, his voice was harsh, well aged.
Flame rolled her eyes, “Please Mister Mayor, call us the Flame Gang or something…” Wind nodded in agreement, liking that name, Ice however did not. “Flame Gang? Flame gang? Flame are you insane? What do I look like? Flame part two? I am not, I am Ice Sickle of the Elemental Super Heroes.” She stuck her tongue out.
Flame flicked her wrist, and gave the poor artic fox something to stick her tongue out for. Ice danced around wildly fanning at the small fire that was now on her tongue. “Hot! Hawwt!” she mumbled.
“Silly!” Earth shook his head, “Stick your tongue back in your mouth! Stick it back in!” He pulled himself from the door, rushing over to the dancing fox. Ice shook her head and spoke still mumbled, “Tat’ll juss burn my mouff too!” She fanned at the tongue, much to Flame’s delight.
Wind smoothed back his mane again, “I really like the idea of being called the Flame Gang you guys…” He smirked at Ice’s plunder to try and get her tongue out. She was now opening her muzzle and breathing on it. It still wasn’t working.
“That is…” Jolt said as he walked up behind the group, “Just because you are banging the leader…” Flame gave Jolt a sinister look, and Jolt wisely shut up before he became like poor Ice.
Flood turned around, “Oh for crying out loud Ice!” She shook her head and held up her hand, but misjudged how much water to summon and drenched the poor fox! Ice stood there now soaking wet and dripping with water, and poor Earth, who had been standing close, was a wet kangaroo as well. Ice shook her head out, “Thanks Flood.”
Flood gave a small innocent smile, “Oops?” She grinned before turning back to the television.
“Moving on you guys?” The Mayor was waiting patiently on the television screen, rolling his eyes at the antics of the city’s best crime fighters.
Flame nodded, “Sorry about that Sir, go right ahead, there will be no more interruptions.” Flame glared with fire in her eyes at Earth, who jumped behind Ice, like she would protect him.
The Mayor shook his head and finally continued speaking after being so rudely interrupted by Ice’s burning tongue. “We have a problem Elementals.” The screen on the television turned from the Mayor’s face to the outside of the First FurNational Bank, the mayor continued to talk, “Dr. Christian Cross of the First Church of FurNation is robbing the bank… again.”
Flame had to roll her eyes, Earth had to shake his head in disbelief. Ice facepawed, running her fingers down her muzzle. Flood just sighed and Wind snorted, finally, Wind had to speak up, “Doesn’t he ever learn?”
Flame shook her head and pointed to the front door, “Obviously not, now does he? Shall we go?” Her tails lashed behind her. “To the Elemental Mobile!”
The Elemental Super Heroes mini van was not something to squeak at. It seated seven, and was a beige color. Flame sat in the front drivers seat, Wind sat in the passenger seat, Jolt and Ice sat in the second row of seats, and Flood and Earth sat in the bucket seat in the back. This mini van had seen better days, and even had the customary ‘My kid is an honor roll student at Fur High School’ and ‘Get off, I’m not that kind of Car’ bumper stickers… as well as ‘wash me’ written in the grime on the back window.
“Go! Go! Go!!!” Earth, in the back passenger side seat, was bouncing up and down, up and down, “Faster, faster!” He was going almost insane.
“Calm down boy.” Flood shook her head, idly stroking her tail as she sat and looked out the window of the mini van, “With this rush hour traffic, we aren’t going anywhere for a good long while.” She rolled her eyes at him.
“But I wasn’t saying that to you, I am watching Jolt play his gameboy.” He points as he leans over the seat in front of him, sure enough, Jolt was playing ‘Deer Racing’ and doing very well at it too. But he gave a warning grumble. “I can’t play very well with you looking over my shoulder.” He turned and snapped up at Earth, catching a muzzle full of kangaroo. Earth let out a yelp and fell back into his seat, rubbing his sore snout.
Ice turned around and pointed a finger at the youngest boy, “Yeah dude… chill out.” She smiled, winking at him. “We are going to be stuck in traffic for a while.” A small icicle formed on the kangaroo’s already sore nose. He crossed his eyes and looked at it. “Ugh.” He shook his head, trying to get the coldness away from him. He grumbled softly at the laughter that the others were now filling the van with, all because of his troubles.
“Hey dude…” Flood giggled, covering her muzzle to try and quell some of the laughter, “You have something on your nose… right about there…” she snickered and giggled and just laughed.
“Yeah, noticed that, thanks.” Earth grumbled, finally managing to pull the icicle off his nose, only to find that it refroze to his hand. “But Jolt brings his Gameboy, and I don’t have anything to keep me busy while we are stuck in traffic, not to mention that by now, Dr. Cross has already cleaned out the bank and is halfway back to his hideout!”
Jolt looked over his shoulder, rather irritated, “Man… just… make a mud pie or something while you are waiting, it’s not my fault that you don’t bring anything to do, you know as well as I do that the traffic at this time of year just sucks!” Jolt sighed, Earth got to him on long car trips.
Flood shook her head, “Jolt, just give him the gameboy to shut him up? I am starting to get a Tsunami sized head ache because of you two…” She closed her eyes and brought both flipper-hands up to rub her temples.
“I would rather not give up my gameboy, I mean, I brought it, why should I have to worry about Earth, who forgot to bring anything?” Jolt growled, his character died for the third time in the last five minutes. Now he was starting to get rather pissed off.
“Ice, could you help me? I am getting rather sick back here and Jolt isn’t giving up his childish toy.” Flood shook her head again, Jolt turned around and glared at her, “It is not childish, it’s mine and I don’t have to share.” Jolt stuck his weasel tongue out at Flood.
Ice looked at Jolt, her boyfriend and gave a small little murr, flipping her tail sweetly behind her, “Jolt… baby little sweetie.” She said in a sweet, tender sing song voice. “Please, pretty please would you give Earth your gameboy…” She batted her eyelashes at him.
Poor Jolt couldn’t stand it, he felt the flush of his cheeks as Ice talked so cutely to him. He finally let out a deep breath and closed his eyes, “Fine, fine… just for you my little Icy queen you…” He turned around and handed the handheld to Earth, who hooted and cheered, until he looked down and turned the system on…
“He-ey! The batteries are dead!” Earth cried, turning the system over and pulling open the battery case… only to find, “Hey! You don’t use batteries Jolt?” Flood thought her headache was alleviated, only to find that it had doubled now. Jolt just laughed, “I don’t need them, I just charge it when I need it and that saves me money. We work for the city you know, and that doesn’t leave much for little things, save for the mass amounts of food you eat Kanga-Earth.”
Earth hated that nickname, but then he shook his head, “I have a very high metabolism, I need a lot of food to keep my strength up.” He shook his head as he looked down at the dead gameboy. Flood leaned over, “Next time I’ll bring batteries, if it’s only to shut you two up!” She exhaled through her blowhole, making a low, long whistling sound. That got Earth to smile and laugh a bit.
Flame, still stuck in traffic, looked over into the passenger seat, to her mate and boyfriend, Wind, “And since when do we have children?” She looked in the rear view mirror, and had heard all of the bickering and fighting.
“I have no clue, but they sure act like children, don’t they?” Wind put his face in his hands, and then smoothed his mane back with both of them before looking over at Flame, nervously wondering if he was going to get in trouble for children they didn’t even have. He thought that the Elementals weren’t superheroes, it was a babysitting group! Flame nodded, “That they do, Windy- pooh… that they do.” Wind growled as the rest of the van giggled and snickered, “Don’t call me Windy- pooh!”
“Ex-cuse me!” Ice shook her head, “I am the most mature of the bunch… back here.” She turned to look at Flood, Jolt, and Earth in turn before smoothing her head fur back and fixing her shirt. “Hey Flame, shouldn’t we change into our uniforms?” She tilted her head all cute like.
Flame nodded, “We can, right now…” She smiled as she pulled up into the bank parking lot. Earth tapped Jolt on the shoulder, “She can’t park here, this is handicap!” Jolt rolled his eyes and glared back at Earth, “Like you are going to be if you don’t shut up.” Earth sat back.
Flame pulled off her ‘normal’ clothing to show what looked like a bright flaming red bathing suit, strapless, and held up by either sheer luck or just will. On her legs she wore a beautiful pair of black leggings and had knee high blood red boots. She turned around and fixed her cape, blood red of course.
Wind pulled off his ‘normal’ clothing, and was in what looked like a one piece jumpsuit, silky and silvery. It was long sleeved and long legged, a hole for his tail, and a little bulge where his legs met.
“Naaaaahh.” Earth teased, getting out of the van, “Wind’s not hung like a horse at all. I think he’s compensating for something.” Flood shook her head as she got out of the van and smacked Earth, which caused everyone to laugh. Earth shook his head, not sure why everyone was laughing, “Why is everyone laughing at me now?” He was bouncing up and down and up and down…
“It’s a simple equation really.” Ice giggled, starting to change into her outfit, “Water plus Earth equals Mud… so your name is now Mud.” She pulled away her clothing, and there was her uniform, a beautiful white cloak draped around a one piece light blue bathing suite and knee high icy blue boots. Earth had to drool.
Flood lifted her arms up and became dressed in her outfit, same as Ice and Flame’s only dark blue, a one piece swim suit with a long flowing blue cape and matching knee high boots. The girls knew they looked good.
Jolt changed into his outfit, a long sleeved long legged one piece outfit that was solid yellow in color, a small lightning bolt emblem on the belt he wore with his. He had a long yellow cape.
Earth was the last one to do anything, and his uniform was a pair of brown pants and a brown shirt. He didn’t wear a cape or anything, most of the others saying he was too young for that. He grumbled, “You guys, I feel like a U.P.S. guy!” Then he turned bright red at the laughter that the one comment caused.
Flame shook her head, “And he wonders why we tease him, he does a damn good job of teasing himself, you know that right?” She looked at the rest of the group before turning towards the bank doors, “Come on, Dr. Cross might still be inside!”
Dr. Christian Cross, never was there a man using his religion to cover up the horrors that he was doing. The man was an eel. No, more seriously, he was a rat. His ears were tattered and torn, his fur was steel grey, his nose black, whiskers long. He was wearing priest robes and was holding out a small offering plate, his long nose twitching as he talked to the scared little black cat girl behind the counter, “Trust me there girl, just put it all in the plate, it’s all going for a good cause…” The poor kitten was trembling, as Dr. Cross held a gun to her throat. “Y… y… yes sir.”
“Hold it right there Cross!” Flame said as the six Elemental Super Heroes burst through the door of the First Bank of FurNation. Flame was in the lead, and behind her, was Wind to her left, Ice to her right, behind them, Earth was in the middle of the back row, with Flood on one side, Jolt on the other.
The good Doctor was just finishing up ‘taking his donations’ when he flicks an ear at the group, “Ahh… if it isn’t the Elemental Super Weirdoes.” He stops and tilts his head at them, “Sorry, I must be going, I am horribly late for Church… Something that heathens such as yourselves know nothing about.” He gave a fake toothy grin at the six.
“We are the Elemental Super Heroes, Dr. Cross, get it right!” Earth took a pose, stepping forward and curling a paw up in a fist, “Maybe we should remind him of just who we are!”
Flame nods, “Yes! Elementals…” She pauses, then takes her pose, tails lashing around her, “I am Flame Dancer…” She stretched her arms out and brought one leg up as she puffed her chest out again, “I am Flame Dancer.” Her voice was deeper now, her eyes burning brilliantly with flame and colors, “I am the conjuror of the very fiery hells, the controller of all that is dark and the caller of the heats and the passions… I am the one that will flame out your evil deeds…”
Ice took a step forward, crossing her arms above her head, her tail flipping behind her as she growled at the rat in front of her, she puffed up her chest as well before speaking, her words stern, “I am Ice Sickle, the very cold and snow, the freezing terror that shall strike the pain into your hearts… I am the very countess of cold that shall freeze evil in its tracks…”
Wind flipped his mane back and stretched one arm out to point at Dr. Cross, snarling and giving a snort as he brought the other arm on top of that, a stern look on his face, “I am Wind Walker, the God of all that is the wind, from the gentlest blowing breeze to the most destructive typhoon… I am the gust of justice that you shall feel down to your very bones!”
Jolt, standing behind Wind, speaks up now. He puts his paws up and turns a bit, looking over his shoulder at Dr. Cross with a weasel smile, “I am Jolt Bolt the mighty lightning and the devastation of electricity, I am the conjuror of power… you shall feel my shock of justice.”
Flood flipped her tailfin and turned around, showing off her cute little butt as she spoke next, looking over her shoulder at Dr. Cross as well “and I am Flood Waters, the babbling brook to the raging ocean, the life of water, the death of water… the rains of vengeance shall smite you!”
Earth, in the middle of the group, lifted his arms up to the sky and then gave Dr. Cross an evil look. “I am Earth Canyon…” He paused. “I am the soul that will rock you into submission, evil doer!”
That last comment caused all the hostages and the workers at the bank to burst into laughter. It took the other Elementals all their powers not to start laughing as well. Earth turned bright red and then closed his eyes. A mad kangaroo is not a good thing.
Dr. Cross stood there stalk still as they did their cute little introductions, then he brought his paw up to his chest, “Forgive me, I do think you have the wrong furson, I am not robbing a bank, I am merely taking a withdrawal for my Church. A spaghetti supper, if you are interested.” He was being very sarcastic, he would rather see those six dead then feed them. Even if it was God’s word to care for anyone, no matter what creed or religion. He then threw his paw out towards the six.
Ice managed to cry out first, “Crosses!” Before the six scattered, hitting the deck. That jerk had thrown several good sized crosses at them, their corners sharpened so they were like throwing stars. The group had dodged them all, and those crosses had stuck deep in the wall. “Nice try Cross.” Flame growled, her tails lashing behind her. “But you really need to work on your aim!” Ice looked up, a cross just inches from her head, stuck two inches in the wall. She gasped. He was getting better!
Flame growled and pointed, “Flood, Ice, show him what police mean when they say ‘Freeze’” She laughed evilly at the man.
Flood laughed as she pointed at Dr. Cross, she winked at him, and in that one wink, a rain cloud formed over his head, and it started a downpour, drenching the rat. He growled, “So now I’m soggy. Cute little trick you have there Dolphin girl, you going to pull a rabbit out of your blowhole next?”
Ice shook her head, “Nope, that’s where this little foxy comes in!” She kisses her hand and blows it at Dr. Cross, sending a freezing wind blowing through the bank. Dr. Cross shuddered and shivered, dropping the money to his feet as the water froze around him, leaving him standing there, still able to move, but not in a very good mood at all. Ice then snapped her fingers, and his feet were encased in ice, making escape impossible for the man.
Dr. Cross found himself with a severe case of cold feet. He let out a small snarl but was unable to move. He shook with anger, “God damn you to hell!”
Flame found this funny, and started laughing, “Damned to your hell? Damned to your hell? Well, well, isn’t that just funny?” The other five thought that was in the best of fun as well.
Dr. Cross was not the one laughing, he was very, very angry, yelling at the top of his lungs, even as sirens were wailing in the distance, “I’ll get you for this you cretins! You atrocious people! Blasphemers!” He fell flat on his face, trying to struggle.
Flame shook her head, “I say we just leave him frozen there then.” She turned around and pointed, “Everyone back to the Element Mobile.” Jolt hung back for a moment and walked right up, nose to nose with the rat. “You have it all wrong Cross… Wiccan is not evil, it is not horrible… it is fursons like you, the ones that think that you can do atrocious things and use your religion to cover it up. Yes, you know what, maybe we are going to hell, but because of what you do day in and day out, because you torture and cause the good fursons of this city to fear you, and you force them to go to church and believe what you are brainwashing them to believe… I’m saving a seat for you.” With that, Jolt turned around and headed to the door, leaving the rat stunned and frozen.
Once outside, Earth hopped up and down, “Oh my Goddess you guys, that was wonderful, that was amazing! That was sensational... Oh! Yeah... I get shotgun!” He was calling the front seat. He turned around and came muzzle to muzzle with a very quiet and very pissed off looking horse. Wind tapped his hoof, “And what did you say?” He gave a small frown. Earth cleared his throat, “I… I said… Don’t forget everyone, Wind always gets shotgun!” Wind nodded and rubbed the kangaroo’s head, “That’s a good boy, now, let’s get going home…”
(Yes, yes, I know that I have done this all before, but I have revised it and made it a little more fantasy-like...
Earth: That and the authoress herself is a fur.
Ice: *smacks* Enough, I enjoy some aspects of the fandom, besides, doesn't Earth just look so adorable as a kangaroo? And
Flame! F... Flame...
Flame: *tapping foot* Yes?
Ice: Flame is wonderful! I mean, she's a kitsune, how much cooler can you get?
Flame: *flatly* More tails.
Ice: *pokes Flame's nose* That, dearest Flame, is what the story is for. You shall get more tails. You will be all uber powerful.
Wind: Nicker? I'm a horse? Why am I a hor...
Earth: *whispering to Wind*
Wind: *nickers* See, I'm a horse.
Ice: *laughs* Okay, anyone that likes this story, please review... all flames will be given to Flame so she can grow stronger and get more tails. *grin*