The Miyabi Chronicles

Summary: Miyabi Dofumi is a young woman in a long line of legendary women who cook and clean expertly. She has several men vying for her affections. However, she has one big problem - she is too clumsy to cook or clean! M/F, oral.

Disclaimer: I created this, so if you don't like it, it's both our faults. It is a work of fiction and all events that resemble any persons living or dead, are purely coincidental. In addition, should anyone have created something simliar to this prior to my posting, I will credit them for this.


Dramatis Personae (Because simply using "cast of characters" wouldn't make it sound pretentious enough):

Miyabi Dofumi - Our clumsy heroine. Has little if any self-confidence about anything.
Jaguro - Pompous, egotist that believes women are God's gift to him. Family is very wealthy.
Doroteo Martinez- Mexican and muy macho. Soccer team captain.
Hiroshi Nakajima - A likeable fellow, but very shy and reluctant to make a move on a girl. Will listen to her but afraid to help her out.
Ken Sugawari - Another likable man, he's the only one who will actually listen to Miyabi and try to help her out.
Goda - Miyabi's only female friend, she takes charge but doesn't like to do so.
Karina- Evil bitch who wants Jaguro only for his money. A cheerleader, she absolutely hates Miyabi. She is very pissed off that Jaguro wants "that vastly inferior bitch Miyabi."

Miyabi Dofumi always felt ashamed all the time. Despite her family's reputation for being one that produces great cooks and cleaners, she was very clumsy and could neither cook nor clean well. However, she hid this away from the world, as she feared this would wreck the family's reputation. Miyabi attended school at Toshiro Mifune high school in Japan. Most of the girls in her class were jealous of how the boys were after her, and they teased her mercilessly over it. Miyabi was often put into situations where her clumsiness would get the best of her, usually by her rival Karina. Physically, however, Miyabi is very beautiful. She has shoulder length light green hair, blue eyes, and measures 91C-66-91. She had several admirers, but only one friend.
Goda was another girl that was picked on a lot. She had short light blue hair, green eyes, and measured 88C-64-88. However, her family was one that was not respected in Japan. There were a few petty thieves, slackers and otakus in it. Together they had something in common. Well, they started high school together that morning. Normally boys avoided Miyabi like the plague; however, two of them - Jaguro and Ken to be specific - found out about Miyabi's heritage.
"When I get her, she'll cook, clean and all that stuff for me." Jaguro said. "Then I'll be able to do her good."
Ken was of the opposite mind. "Miyabi should make her own decisions in life as to what she wants to do." Ken replied.
"You are a fucking wuss. That's not how things work." Jaguro said.
"You tell him, hombre." Doroteo added. Doroteo and Jaguro had two things in common; they both were very popular, and they both treated women like shit.
"Women want one thing only: money. They don't care about anything else."
Jaguro said.
"They want a man who is strong like me! As the soccer team's captain, I'll be a professional and make mucho dinero! The women will beg for me to love them!" Doroteo said.
Miyabi, as one would expect, hated the words of these pigs. However, she didn't have enough confidence in herself to tell them off. It really only added to her misery that it seemed the only guys interested in her were sexist pigs. They didn't want her for her; they wanted her only because they believed that she could cook and clean.
Well, one day Miyabi was going from one class to another when Karina saw her in the hall. She thought this would be a good chance for her to ruin Miyabi's life again. Karina made Miyabi trip and fall at the feet of Doroteo and Juguro.
"Miyabi-chan! Are you o.k.? Let me help you up!" Doroteo said.
"No way! I'm going to help her up!" Juguro replied. He and Doroteo started arguing about who should help Miyabi up. Meanwhile, Miyabi got to her hands and knees. She then started gathering her books up. Miyabi stood up as Doroteo and Juguro continued to argue. Ken tried to help, but was stopped by Karina.
"Why are you stopping me?" Ken asked.
"That bimbo doesn't deserve shit." Karina said.
"Why do you hate her?" Ken asked.
"That's none of your damn business. Just get your ass out of here." Karina said. Not wanting to start a second argument, Ken walked away.
"You are messed up." Ken said as he walked off.
"Damn that Doroteo. He's going to keep Jaguro from noticing me." Karina thought. Miyabi had walked away as Jaguro and Doroteo continued to argue.
A few days later after class, Miyabi and Goda were walking home together. Ken had his friend Hiroshi with him as he spotted them. Ken asked Hiroshi to come with him while he talked to Miyabi.
"I don't know... Women rarely seem to like me." Hiroshi said.
"Just talk to them. What's the worst that could happen?" Ken asked.
"She could smack me senseless with her mallet." Hiroshi said.
"Come on." Ken said after heaving a sigh. He walked up to Miyabi. Just then, Doroteo came in and shoved Ken aside.
"Say chica, how about you carry my books?" Doroteo said as he shoved a heavy backpack at Miyabi. She couldn't hold the weight of that and her books, and all of it went to the ground with Miyabi. Jaguro entered and saw this.
"You idiot! How dare you hurt *my* Miyabi like that!" Jaguro said.
"Since when was she yours? Miyabi is mine, pendejo!" Doroteo replied. Ken uneasily stood up as Doroteo argued with Jaguro. This time, however, they resorted to fists. Miyabi stood up with the help of Goda. Ken joined Miyabi and Goda.
"Are you o.k., Miyabi-san?" Ken asked.
"Yes. How about you?" Miyabi asked.
"I'll be fine." Ken replied. "I suggest we get out of here."
"Good idea." Miyabi said as Jaguro and Doroteo traded blows. Thus the four of them (Miyabi, Ken, Goda, and Hiroshi) walked away from the fight. Ken and Miyabi conversed with each other.
"Just why are those macho jerks fighting over you?" Ken asked.
"In my family, there are a number of women renowned for their cooking and cleaning skills." Miyabi said.
"They seem to think that you love only them." Ken said.
"Well..." Miyabi said.
"What are you really looking for in a man?" Ken asked. Miyabi blushed.
"Erm... Well..." Miyabi stammered. They then arrived at the train station.
"I have to go." Miyabi said. She then boarded a train with Goda without Ken or Hiroshi.
"She seems to be hiding something." Hiroshi noted.
"Yea. I'm gonna find out what it is." Ken replied.
"She was very pretty." Hiroshi added.
"Yea... Hey, Miyabi is mine!" Ken said with a touch of anger in his voice. "Why don't you go after her friend?"
"O.k." Hiroshi said. He didn't want to risk things at this point.
On the train, Miyabi and Goda talked.
"Why did you suddenly cut away from Ken like that? He seemed so nice." Goda asked.
"Every guy wants me for one thing only. They think I can cook and clean expertly for them. I don't want to disappoint him." Miyabi said.
"He'll understand if he really likes you." Goda replied.
"I don't think so." Miyabi said.
"I wish I could get a guy interested in me." Goda said.
"Believe me, it's more a curse than a blessing." Miyabi said.
Well, the next day in school, Miyabi was walking down the hall to her class. Karina saw her and decided to make her look bad again. Jaguro was within viewing distance. Karina confronted Miyabi and started teasing her mercilessly. When Jaguro came up to them, Karina stopped him short of Miyabi.
"Why in the world would you want this clumsy bimbo?" Karina asked.
"She is from a long line of great cooks! Her family has produced one domestic diva after another! With her, I'll be assured of a lifetime of a good home!" Jaguro replied.
"I can cook and clean too!" Karina replied. "I'll make you a bento for Monday!"
Miyabi ran away, hoping that they would take interest in each other and leave her alone. She went to her class. Jaguro went after her, but Miyabi slipped away.
Anyway, Miyabi later ran into Ken again. This time, they were at the station. Goda was with Miyabi and Hiroshi was with Ken.
"Good afternoon, Miyabi-san." Ken said.
"Uh... Hi." Miyabi responded nervously.
"I wanted to ask you something: are you seeing anyone right now?" Ken asked Miyabi.
"Well... No... But..." Miyabi stammered.
"I- I really would like to take you out sometime." Ken said.
"Well... I... I have to think about it." Miyabi said.
"I understand." Ken said. He presumed that she didn't want to hurt his feelings by saying no outright. However, Miyabi's train came in and she got on it.
"She seemed very nervous when you brought up love." Hiroshi noted.
"Yea." Ken said.
"Maybe we're doing this the wrong way. She doesn't seem to trust guys." Hiroshi said.
"Maybe she needs my help academically. Let's try studying with her." Ken said.
Well, Monday Karina had made a bento of rice balls and a few other foods. She came to Juguro before class.
"Juguro-sama, I have made you a bento." Karina said. Jaguro took the bento, and Doroteo entered. He saw Miyabi was nearby as well.
"That pompous jerk! How dare he force *my* Miyabi to make a bento for someone she doesn't like!" Doroteo said. He then ran up to Jaguro and smacked him in the jaw.
"How dare you force *my* Miyabi to make a bento for you!" Doroteo shouted.
"Hey, that's my -!" Karina was cut off when Jaguro struck back at Doroteo, sending him into her. Jaguro and Doroteo fought each other, and in the process, Karina's bento was destroyed. Karina then struck Miyabi with a bitch slap.
"This is all your fault, bitch!" Karina said. Karina then pushed Miyabi over, and Miyabi fell over a desk onto the floor. It took three teachers to separate Jaguro and Doroteo. They were forced to balance a bucket of water on their heads while sitting in the seiza position for two days.
Ken managed to meet Miyabi between classes. Goda was with Miyabi and Hiroshi was with Ken.
"Miyabi-san, I was wondering if my friend and I could join your study group?" Ken asked.
"Well... I don't know..." Miyabi replied.
"We haven't been doing too well in school, Miyabi-chan. We should get some help." Goda said.
"Well... O.k., I guess." Miyabi replied.
"Thank you very much, Miyabi-san." Ken replied. "We should start as soon as possible."
That day after school, Ken and Hiroshi rode with Miyabi and Goda on their usual train. They studied their math homework together. Surprisingly to each other, they were able to help each other study better and actually learn their lessons. By the time they left the train, everyone had a better understanding of math. They went to Miyabi and Goda's apartment and studied some more. Throughout it all, however, Miyabi seemed very guarded towards Ken and Hiroshi. At dinnertime, Goda made dinner for the four of them. Ken seemed surprised that Miyabi wasn't cooking.
"Uh... Goda-chan and I take turns cooking. It's her turn this time this time." Miyabi said nervously. They had dinner and Ken praised Goda's cooking skills. Miyabi's clumsiness showed a lot, as she kept dropping food back onto her plate with her chopsticks. Miyabi sweatdropped every time this happened.
After dinner, Ken and Hiroshi said their good-byes and went home. Miyabi was left with Goda.
"You seemed extremely nervous tonight." Goda noted.
"Goda-chan, Ken-san loves me for a lie. I don't want him in the fights over me for something I can't do! He's too nice of a guy." Miyabi said.
"True, but he will understand if you just be honest with him. If you don't show any interest in him, I will." Goda replied.
"O.k.! I like him! Are you happy now?" Miyabi asked. She blurted this out merely to avoid an argument with the only person she could trust as a friend.
"I just want you to be happy." Goda replied.
"Well..." Miyabi said.
Ken and Hiroshi rode home on the same train.
"Goda-san seemed to like you." Hiroshi said.
"Mmm... I really feel more attracted to Miyabi-san." Ken replied. "I really think you should go after Goda-san."
"I don't know..." Hiroshi replied. "I always choke up in front of women."
"Just give it a try, Hiroshi. What's the worst that could happen?"
"She whacks me repeatedly with her mallet and then tells everyone I'm a filthy pervert and I end up alone in the world for the rest of my life." Hiroshi said.
"How likely is that to happen?" Ken asked.
"With my luck, very likely." Hiroshi said. Ken was silent for a moment.
"So why don't you think Miyabi-san wouldn't do the same thing?" Ken asked.
"I don't know..." Hiroshi replied.
Well, the next day in school, Karina confronted Miyabi again. Ken, Goda and Hiroshi were nearby. Karina was still pissed off about her bento being ruined.
"I worked long and hard on that bento! It was vastly superior to anything you could have ever done!" Karina hissed like an angry cat.
"I never wanted them to fight..." Miyabi said weakly.
"Well, because of you, *my* Jaguro has to balance a pail of water on his head while sitting in the seiza position! You are a dishonor to everyone and everything!" Karina continued.
"I never wanted any of this to happen." Miyabi protested in vain. Karina then bitch slapped Miyabi, sending her into Goda, who in turn fell on Hiroshi. Hiroshi ended up on top of Goda on the floor. Both of them stared nervously into each other's eyes for a moment. Then Hiroshi pulled away and curled into a ball in a corner.
"OHGODPLEASEDON'THURTMEI'MSOSORRYITWASANACCIDENTPLEASEDON'TUSEUSEYOURMALLETONME!" Hiroshi pleaded. Goda was taken aback by Hiroshi's behavior, naturally. Goda approached him and placed her hand on his shoulder.
"I won't hurt you, Hiroshi-san. I know it was just an accident." Goda said. "Please, relax." There was a tense silence for a bit. Hiroshi then opened one eye.
"You... Won't... Hurt... Me?" He asked.
"Of course not. I promise." Goda said. A few seconds later, Hiroshi stood up. The teacher then entered the class.
"Stand! Bow!" The class president barked.
"Good morning, sensei." The class said in unison.
At lunch, Goda and Miyabi talked.
"That was scary this morning." Miyabi said.
"Yea... But it really showed me something." Goda replied.
"What was that?" Miyabi said.
"Well, it's just that I felt sorry for Hiroshi this morning. I feel obligated to help him overcome this fear he has of women." Goda replied.
"Good luck." Miyabi said.
After school, Jaguro and Doroteo headed straight for Miyabi. They naturally were after her. When they caught up to her, she was with Hiroshi, Goda and Ken as they waited for the train. Jaguro pushed Ken aside as Doroteo pushed Hiroshi back.
"Hey babe, I just *know* you missed me." Jaguro said.
"No way! She missed *me.*" Doroteo retorted. Truth is, Miyabi didn't miss either of them.
"I know you want to spend some time with a real man here, chica." Doroteo said.
"Why don't you two just go away?" Goda said.
"Nothing is going to stop me from having Miyabi!" Jaguro said.
"You're out of your mind if you think she'll go with you, pendejo! She wants me!" Doroteo retorted.
"There's no way she could ever want a baka gajin like you!" Jaguro said.
"You're the one that's the idiota!" Doroteo said. Meanwhile, Miyabi and the others boarded the train and it took off.
"Screw you! She loves me only! Isn't that right, Miyabi-chan?" Jaguro said. He then looked around to see she was gone.
"You asshole you drove her off!" Jaguro snapped at Doroteo.
"No way! It was your shit that drove her away!" Doroteo retorted.
While they argued, Ken sat next to Miyabi as Goda sat next to Hiroshi. They started talking history, and studying for an upcoming exam. Hiroshi and Miyabi were very nervous sitting next to their respective partners; Hiroshi was especially nervous of Goda.
"Hiroshi-san, why are you so nervous?" Goda asked. Silence answered her.
"Hiroshi-san?" Goda asked.
"He is very nervous around women. I'm not sure why." Ken told her.
"Well, you have nothing to worry about with me." Goda replied, trying to reassure Hiroshi. He wasn't swayed by the words, however. They went back to studying, though Hiroshi remained silent.
At their stop, the four of them exited and then Hiroshi and Ken went to their train platform. They said goodbye to each other.
"Well Hiroshi, looks like you've got someone who likes you." Ken said.
"I don't know..." Hiroshi said.
"Come on. She's cute, she can cook, what else do you want in a girl?" Ken asked.
"I just don't know about anything." Hiroshi replied.
"Man, grow some balls, will you? You'll never be happy if you're too afraid to take a risk or two." Ken said.
"I don't want to think about it!" Hiroshi said, annoyed. The truth was this: When he was three, he was on a train. He saw a man touch a woman on the shoulder. She became angry and smacked the man with her mallet twice. That man was on the floor of the train until the end of the line. Hiroshi never said that to anyone. However, since that time he has feared women. He felt that eventually, one would smack him around. It became so bad at one point that he couldn't be in the same room with a woman without breaking out into a cold sweat. Although that stopped, he still felt a strong fear of women.
-To be continued-