smoky the bear starts forest fires
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Category:
Original - Misc › Parody
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
944
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
smoky the bear starts forest fires
Smoky The Bear was in the middle of lighting his next forest fire when Speedy The Turtle came racing up.
“ Hey, Smoky why are trying to start a forest fire?
“I am not! This is a controlled burn. I am helping the forest and it’s problems. Say, have you read the story about the squirrel and the turtle that worked in nuclear power plant? The squirrel almost gets eaten by a cat with a french accent!”
“No, but I have read the story about Chuck Norris who really is turtle or some kind of turtle. Now that was a funny story! Carmen The Fox told me about that one and the first one.”
Now Smoky and Speedy get in an argument about which one is funnier. Then they saw a man running, screaming! It was Forest Gump!
“I got to find Bubba! Have you seen Bubba?” asked Forrest.
“No!” yelled Smoky, “go ask Miss. Cleo.”
“Miss Cleo! Have you seen Bubba?” asked Forrest.
“No, I have not. Do you know were Chuck Norris hid my body?” asked Miss. Cleo.
“ No, you are dead! Well, I got to go now. Bye!” said Forest.
Later that day, they were still having that same argument about the funnier story, when they heard a sound. It was yelling...
“Turtle!”
“Squirrel!”
“Squirrel!”
“Turtle!”
“Squirrel!”
“Dude now the squirrel is... hold on! Is that Chuck Norris?” asked Smoky, “It is Chuck Norris! Poor Mr. Rogers! He never stood a chance but he was a good neighbor! He got in Mr. Norris’ way! And no one gets in his way and lives!” The Squirrel and Turtle, they both died.”
“ Hey, Smoky why are trying to start a forest fire?
“I am not! This is a controlled burn. I am helping the forest and it’s problems. Say, have you read the story about the squirrel and the turtle that worked in nuclear power plant? The squirrel almost gets eaten by a cat with a french accent!”
“No, but I have read the story about Chuck Norris who really is turtle or some kind of turtle. Now that was a funny story! Carmen The Fox told me about that one and the first one.”
Now Smoky and Speedy get in an argument about which one is funnier. Then they saw a man running, screaming! It was Forest Gump!
“I got to find Bubba! Have you seen Bubba?” asked Forrest.
“No!” yelled Smoky, “go ask Miss. Cleo.”
“Miss Cleo! Have you seen Bubba?” asked Forrest.
“No, I have not. Do you know were Chuck Norris hid my body?” asked Miss. Cleo.
“ No, you are dead! Well, I got to go now. Bye!” said Forest.
Later that day, they were still having that same argument about the funnier story, when they heard a sound. It was yelling...
“Turtle!”
“Squirrel!”
“Squirrel!”
“Turtle!”
“Squirrel!”
“Dude now the squirrel is... hold on! Is that Chuck Norris?” asked Smoky, “It is Chuck Norris! Poor Mr. Rogers! He never stood a chance but he was a good neighbor! He got in Mr. Norris’ way! And no one gets in his way and lives!” The Squirrel and Turtle, they both died.”