The NEW Elemental Super Heroes!

A/N: yes, I have the last two chapters of the Elemental Super Heros, but my Aunt’s computer isn‘t up and running and I do not have a disk drive. They are on a floppy. As soon as I can get one, I’ll put them up.

The NEW Elemental Super Heros

(The Elemental Super Heros have hence \'retired\' from saving their loving community and
have decided to rest and relax… or have they???)

Now they each live in a small apartment together, and they have new friends with them!

Flame Dancer: Now engaged to Shadow of Darkness, and living in a roomy two bedroom apartment on ground level.

Shadow Of Darkness: See above.

Ice Sickle: Engaged to Tempest, and living in a small one bedroom apartment next door to Flame and Shadow on ground level.

Tempest: Truck Driver so not home all too often, but home sometimes.

Storm: Yes, a truck driver and has a small studio apartment on the second level, right above Flame and Shadow’s and right next door to Winds.

Wind: Lives in a small studio apartment that is smack dab in the middle of Flame and Ice’s apartment.

Earth: His small apartment is right above Ice’s and Tempest, so you know they are going to have fun with this…

Shifter… Lives down the street in a small house, comes by to visit often.

NEW!!!!

The Oompa Loompa: AKA: Oompa. He is a long time friend of Tempest’s and Shadow’s, whenever he gets into trouble, he does the Oompa dance. He lives across the lawn in a first story one bedroom apartment.

Nox: Flame and Shadow’s little kitty cat, named after Nox… the Goddess.

Rascal and Physco: Ice and Tempest’s little doggies. Live up to their names. Rascal is a terrier and Psychopathic is a Chihuahua that thinks he’s a Doberman Pincher.

Yes. They all live close and get together often for some good times.

(Wind: Lives in a small studio apartment that is smack dab in the middle of Flame and Ice’s apartment.

Earth: His small apartment is right above Ice’s and Tempest, so you know they are going to have fun with this…

Shifter… Lives down the street in a small house, comes by to visit often.

NEW!!!!

The Oompa Loompa: AKA: Oompa. He is a long time friend of Tempest’s and Shadow’s, whenever he gets into trouble, he does the Oompa dance. He lives across the lawn in a first story one bedroom apartment.

Nox: Flame and Shadow’s little kitty cat, named after Nox… the Goddess.

Rascal and Physco: Ice and Tempest’s little doggies. Live up to their names. Rascal is a terrier and Psychopathic is a Chihuahua that thinks he’s a Doberman Pincher.

Yes. They all live close and get together often.


***

“Tempest… be careful with that box…” Shadow said as he carried one of his boxes downstairs to the basement. Shadow was going to move their stuff via the Shadows as he did for Ice and Tempest. He had helped Ice and Tempest move from their old hideout and now they were doing the same.

“Why do you have beanie babies?” Tempest growled as he stepped, and missed the stairs.

“What happened?” Ice yelled as she ran up to him, “Sounded like an elephant just fell down the stairs!”

“He did…” Tempest said, rubbing his knee.

“TEMPEST!” Ice ran over to him, “Are you alright?”

”He’ll be fine.” Flame said, walking down the stairs with a bag of clothes, right by the two, Shadow merely shook his head and took his box over to the shadows.

“Er…” Tempest groaned, as he tried to stand up.

“Be careful… go sit down for a while and let your knee rest!” Ice hissed, picking up the box that caused the now fabled fall.

Tempest growled and limped over to a couch that had yet to make the trip to one of the several new apartments. Ice continued to move Flame and Shadow’s things.

***

“Pancakes!” Came a bellow from the top of the basement stairs, causing the four friends to look up just in time to see a streaking Earth, clad in only in a pancake loincloth that covered (barely) all it should cover.

“EARTH!” Shadow snapped.

“I want to know how he’s holding that up?” Ice pondered.

“Syrupy goodness!” Earth said, running around in circles.

“Great… he used syrup to glue his breakfast to his groin…” Flame said.

“I can’t wait until he goes to take it off.” Tempest said, handing a box to Shadow, who let it vanish.

\"Earth...\" Ice sighed, \"have you packed your things yet? We have to be out of here by this weekend, our lease is up soon...\"

“All packed! And I’m not Earth, I’m…” he struck a pose, “Duh duh duh daaaaaa, PANCAKE MAN!”

“Well, Mr. Pancake Man, let’s go look and see how you’ve packed…” Flame sighed.

“Don’t ever feed him pancakes before five A.M. ever again…” Shadow growled, looking at the clock which read 5:59.

Flame followed the new ‘pancake man’ upstairs and out to the Elemental Mobile, which is what he was using to move.

“That’s good and all… but where are you going to sit?” Flame sighed, looking at the extremely overstuffed van. Earth had packed his stuff in Sprawl-Mart bags and duct taped foam coolers, and all of Earth’s stuff was crammed into the van with no room for even a driver to sit.

“Pancake man needs not sit in such a place! Pancake Man flys using secret powers of PANCAKY GOODNESS!” Earth cried, not noticing that the neighbor’s dog had sniffed out his pancake and had walked over towards him.

Without a warning, Earth glanced down to see a dog munching on the pancake that had, just moments before, covered his private areas. He turned bright red. Then the dog leaned over and started to lick off the syrup.

Inside, Ice, Tempest and Shadow heard a girlie scream and then heard a yell. Ice looked at Shadow, who shrugged.

“I think it’s best if we don’t ask…” Shadow said.

Outside, the dog had Earth up in a tree, and he was yelling, “FLAME! Call him off! Call him off!”

Flame was too busy laughing. Earth was too busy watching the dog to notice the squirrel that had started to nibble on the pancake that covered his ass. But it took only moments though before…

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

Just then, the little kitten Nox jumped on the dogs nose, up the tree then climbed up Earth to chase the squirrel, causing Flame to laugh even harder. Nox hissed and dug her claws into Earth’s leg before pouncing on that pest.

“You know, I’m really going to miss these antics Earth…” Flame said between giggles.

Nox purred before doing a ninja vanish.

***

About a week later, Flame and Shadow were relaxing after finally unpacking. Flame smiled and sighed, “Wow… that took forever…”

“Tell me about it…” Shadow said.

“Well, it took us three days to unpack our books… then two…to unpack our…sex toys…” Flame smiled, then grabbed her jacket, “Well, I think I’ll go introduce myself to the neighbors.”

“You do that.” Shadow said.

***

Flame walked up to her neighbors door and knocked on the door. Inside, she heard a soft ‘coming…’

‘I was doing that earlier’ Flame thought as the door opened to show… ICE???

“ICE?”

”FLAME? What?”

“I live next door to you… which…could or could not be a good thing.” Flame laughed.

Just then, a familiar voice called from the second story, “PANCAKE MAN says to keep it down so I can dance with my pancakes and balloons up here!”

“EARTH???” Both women said in unison.

“No, Pancake Man!” And with that, they heard the door slam.

“So Earth lives in that small apartment there…” Ice laughed, “Now all we need are…”

“STORM!” Wind roared, “YOU STOLE MY WELCOME MAT AGAIN!”

“DID NOT!” Storm roared back.

“Wind and Storm in the apartments there…” Ice finished what she was about to say.

Flame laughed, “Out of the frying pan and into the fire…”

“Oh gee…” Ice sighed. “What could be worse then this?”

“Hey! It’s Oompa!” Ice turned around and saw Tempest pointing to the apartment just across them in the hallway. Ice saw a short man that honestly looked sort of like a real life Oompa Loompa. She smiled and turned towards Tempest, “A friend of yours?”

“Only my best bud since high school…” Tempest said.

Ice listened in and heard that through the open door, there was super loud music playing. “Nice music choice…” Ice said.

“Yep, Insane Clown Posse…” Oompa smiled as he walked over to Tempest. “Only the best…”

“He didn’t even take the cigarette out of his lips to say that…” Flame said.

“Of course I didn’t…” Oompa said. He looked down and saw Nox, the Ninja kitty. “Well Hello there…”

Suddenly Nox jumped on her back paws and hissed, then vanished.

“What the hell?” Oompa said.

“That’s our Ninja…” Flame said.

Rascal came trotting out of Ice’s apartment with the six pound Physco on her back. Tempest looked at Oompa, “This is Rascal and Psychopathic Joe…”

Instantly, Nox jumped down from the second story balcony and landed on the back of Rascal, scaring her into running around with Physco trying to hold on and get the cat away. Everyone got a good laugh as Rascal ran under the stairs, attempting to knock Nox off. Nox jumped and managed to land back on Rascal’s back, but poor Physco got knocked almost out in the process.

Tempest walked over and picked up the Chihuahua, as the twenty five pound terrier ran around with the one pound cat on her back, yelping.

Oompa smiled and laughed, “I can see that cat is a ninja. Anyways, welcome to the neighborhood…”

“CANNONBALL!”

Oompa jumped in fear as Earth flew over the balcony and was ‘flying’ wearing a towel towards the group. Nox even looked up and ran off. Rascal stopped as soon as the cat was gone and sighed.

Earth landed right on Ice in a crumpled heap. Earth grabbed her and hugged her and smiled, “I’m so glad I have my friends here with me!”

“eeh…” Ice moaned in pain.

“I don’t think Ice shares your happiness…” Tempest said, grabbing the male by the ‘cape’ and pulling him up, “EARTH!” He snapped.

Oompa looked away, as Earth was wearing JUST a towel tied around his neck, “And you know him?”

“Make yourself decent Earth!” Flame sighed.

“Don’t wanna!” Earth smiled.

“Act your age!” Ice said, standing up and dusting herself off. She then smiled and gave Earth a very icy pair of pants. He yelped and almost jumped high enough to reach his door before running up the stairs and into his room.

“Flame…” Wind said, smiling as he walked by the naked Earth, “I didn’t think that you were here…”

“Yes, and I’m not sure about how that is now, if it’s a good thing or a bad thing…” Flame said.

Storm laughed and slid down the banister, kicking Wind in the process. “Aww, it’s a good thing.”

“And when are you going on the truck?” Wind said.

“When is Earth going to grow up?” Storm laughed, “I’m not sure.”

“I’m going on the truck tomorrow…” Tempest said.

“Ah, well… how long will you be out?” Storm said.

Flame sighed and looked at Ice, who shrugged, “Truck talk, I never get into it… care to come in for some coffee?”

“As long as its not iced…” Flame laughed.

“Ha…ha…” Ice grinned.

***

“EARTH!” Wind’s voice roared through the apartment complex.

Tempest looked up at the ceiling, “I wonder what that little prick is up to now.”

Ice sighed as she filled the food dish for the dogs... “I don’t think I want to know…”

“EARTH!!!” Storm’s voice rang through the apartment complex a few moments after Winds.

“Now I’m getting curious…” Ice said, walking towards the door.

Ice opened the door just in time to see a stark naked Earth standing in front of her door.

Ice’s voice rang out as in a nanosecond, Earth was frozen solid.

“What the fuck is his problem?” Ice growled as she pushed the frozen boy to the side. She then looked up to see Storm and Wind, very angry and covered from head to toe in bright purple silly string.

Ice giggled, “I think we should all chip in and invest in a good sturdy padlock and lock him in the room…”

Wind pulled a chunk of drying silly string out of his hair, “I agree… that little piss bucket has enough food to last him…”

“Three days, if he rations.” Storm said, “Remember, this is Earth we are talking about.”

***

Earth dethawed inside his apartment, and ran for the door, “Hello…. Come on guys, this isn’t funny!”

Outside, Flame, who was watering her herb garden, heard a loud banging. She laughed and looked at Ice, who was letting her dogs out.

“I think the king of stupid is awoken from his slumber.” Flame smirked.

“Alas, his knightship is not ready to come from his chambers yet.” Ice said, then turned towards the door, “CALM DOWN…”

Earth sighed and banged his head against the door, “Captain Pancake and Balloons insists that you remove these chains and allow him to walk free to save the world.”

Ice giggled.

Flame just rolled her eyes.

Rascal let out a yelp as she looked in a bush, and out came Nox. She high tailed it towards the house, afraid of the ninja kitty.

***

“Let…. Me….. out…..” Earth was banging his head on the door continuously.

Suddenly, the door flew open, causing Earth to fall forward and fall nose first right into the breasts of…

“BAKAAAAAAAAA!” Ice roared, pushing him back into his room.

Earth sat down hard on his rump.

“Good… listen…” She grabbed Earth, “Hear me out… you are now responsible for yourself. We cannot babysit you anymore…”

Earth was listening to Ice, mainly because he had no choice.

“If you continue on this tirade, we are all going to call the police. You will be in the jail cell with Jolt and Bunny… so watch it.” She dropped him, as she slammed the door she said, “THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING.”

Earth rubbed his rump again, “Man…” he thought of being ass raped by Bunny and Jolt.


***

At the friends weekly pot luck/ cook out…. Tempest and Storm were on the road, (Separate trucks people)

“Ice… what did you do?” Flame asked, munching on some potato salad.

“what do you mean?” Ice smirked.

“Flame, can you help? The coals aren’t ready and I’m starving.” Wind said.

Ice, Shadow, Shifter, Oompa, Earth and the pets all dove for cover. Flame pointed towards the fire.

In an instant, Wind had no more eyebrows, and his bangs were on fire.

“you asked for it..” Flame smiled, as everyone stood back up and relaxed, “Coals are now ready.” She then looked at Ice, “Now… what did you do?”

“To what?”

“To Earth…” Flame said, “He’s NORMAL!”

“I threatened to call the police on him… and told him he’d be in a jail cell with Jolt and Bunny.” Ice told the truth.

Earth was helping with cooking, cleaning and even playing with the pets. He wasn’t his normal self.

“I think I like him better this way.” Wind said, finally putting his bangs out with a glass of tea.

“I don’t know…” Oompa said, dancing a bit, “How are we going to laugh?”

“You.” Shadow said, shaking his head as he sipped his tea.