Confused-us Corner

Author's Note-I'm a big fan of Chinese cusine. One day, I read the fortune from my cookie and started to wonder if there really was a person trapped in a cookie factory and was being forced to use a tiny typewriter to keep me entertained. But, what happens to the fortunes that never see the inside of a cookie? Read on and I wish you happy fortune...


You will find time to think about cruelty through the desert of peace...

You will steal good health whenever the sky cries...

You will run from ignorance while in the jungle of doubt...

You will creep towards wisdom when squeezing the ripe tomato of enlightenment...

He who flips the switch will see the light...

Man cannot live on bread alone without butter...

You will inherit good luck as you devour misery form a stranger...

You will become sick from true love for a short period of time...

Don't curse the rain, make mudpies...

It's hard for the world to be your oyster when you're allergic to shellfish...

Don't think of themas hotflashes-your inner child is a pyromaniac...