Comic shorts
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Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
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678
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Currently Reading:
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Category:
Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
678
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Comic shorts
Comic shorts
Plan Alpha
Anolea and raven are in downtown plaza. They spot Sesshoumaru coming out of Spencer’s.
Raven: Hey look! There’s fluffy.
Anolea: ::squeals with delight:: execute plan alpha
Anolea and raven pounce on Sesshoumaru.
Part 2: later at Raven’s house
Anolea and raven discovered that it is not Sesshoumaru
Raven: this is not fluffy
Anolea; close enough!
Ewwww!!!
Anolea and Raven are in their dorm Anolea is in bathroom and raven in knocking at door.
Raven: Hurry up in there!
Anolea; I’m masking I’ll be out in a minute, I’m almost done.
Raven: fine ::huffy::
Anolea comes out and reaction on raven’s face is “ewwwwwwwww” ::makes odd face:;
Raven: what the hell is that?!
Anolea: ::says cheerful:: Oatmeal, avocado, kelp, raw eggs, cottage, day-old rice balls, and a hint of fish oil, do yes want to try some? :;shoving bowl in raven’s face::
Raven: no, and just for the record, Ewwwwwwwww!
Anolea’s mask hardens as if it is not going to come off.
Raven: by any chance, did you happen to drop super glue in there?
Anolea: yes, why do you ask?
Raven: That thing’s sticking to you like white on rice.
Anolea: Obviously you haven’t seen the new vogue magazine, with eh article about super glue being the new ingredient to hold the mask together. All you have to do to get it off is this :;grabs a small mallet and taps on face twice:; :;the mask crumbles and face shine ‘bling bling’:: See!
Raven: Oh my god! That’s scary
Snippet’s
Kid walk up to reader, introduces self. And says outlook on main characters
Kid: I think they are star-crossed lesbians
Scene 1: Anolea is bent over and raven is bent over her.
Anolea: why did you jam it in so hard?
Raven: I thought it would be easier that way.
Scene 2: Anolea and raven are trying to pull a zip disk out of Anolea’s hard drive.
Fight scene with vegeta and fluffy
Sesshoumaru throws a apron at vegeta
Fluffy says; you! Go make my meal.
Authoress: oooohh!
Office break
Anolea, Raiven and Ryu (Ano's twin brother) were dancing to the song "Push it" when their boss, Alexander (Ano's and Ryu's Dad) walked in wondering where
Alexander: What the fuck are you guys doing? I can't access our stock portfolio, we don't know how many dildos are still in stock, and who the hell knows where Tekee is!
The three of them looked at the boss and turned off the music.
Ryu: ::looking at the laptop:: our stocks are steady
Ano: ::checking the PDA:: There are 10,000 dildos left. ::Then activite her two:: Tekee where are you?
Tekee: ::static over the two way:: in New York getting ready to shop
The three employees looked at Alex and continued dancing to "Push it"
Plan Alpha
Anolea and raven are in downtown plaza. They spot Sesshoumaru coming out of Spencer’s.
Raven: Hey look! There’s fluffy.
Anolea: ::squeals with delight:: execute plan alpha
Anolea and raven pounce on Sesshoumaru.
Part 2: later at Raven’s house
Anolea and raven discovered that it is not Sesshoumaru
Raven: this is not fluffy
Anolea; close enough!
Ewwww!!!
Anolea and Raven are in their dorm Anolea is in bathroom and raven in knocking at door.
Raven: Hurry up in there!
Anolea; I’m masking I’ll be out in a minute, I’m almost done.
Raven: fine ::huffy::
Anolea comes out and reaction on raven’s face is “ewwwwwwwww” ::makes odd face:;
Raven: what the hell is that?!
Anolea: ::says cheerful:: Oatmeal, avocado, kelp, raw eggs, cottage, day-old rice balls, and a hint of fish oil, do yes want to try some? :;shoving bowl in raven’s face::
Raven: no, and just for the record, Ewwwwwwwww!
Anolea’s mask hardens as if it is not going to come off.
Raven: by any chance, did you happen to drop super glue in there?
Anolea: yes, why do you ask?
Raven: That thing’s sticking to you like white on rice.
Anolea: Obviously you haven’t seen the new vogue magazine, with eh article about super glue being the new ingredient to hold the mask together. All you have to do to get it off is this :;grabs a small mallet and taps on face twice:; :;the mask crumbles and face shine ‘bling bling’:: See!
Raven: Oh my god! That’s scary
Snippet’s
Kid walk up to reader, introduces self. And says outlook on main characters
Kid: I think they are star-crossed lesbians
Scene 1: Anolea is bent over and raven is bent over her.
Anolea: why did you jam it in so hard?
Raven: I thought it would be easier that way.
Scene 2: Anolea and raven are trying to pull a zip disk out of Anolea’s hard drive.
Fight scene with vegeta and fluffy
Sesshoumaru throws a apron at vegeta
Fluffy says; you! Go make my meal.
Authoress: oooohh!
Office break
Anolea, Raiven and Ryu (Ano's twin brother) were dancing to the song "Push it" when their boss, Alexander (Ano's and Ryu's Dad) walked in wondering where
Alexander: What the fuck are you guys doing? I can't access our stock portfolio, we don't know how many dildos are still in stock, and who the hell knows where Tekee is!
The three of them looked at the boss and turned off the music.
Ryu: ::looking at the laptop:: our stocks are steady
Ano: ::checking the PDA:: There are 10,000 dildos left. ::Then activite her two:: Tekee where are you?
Tekee: ::static over the two way:: in New York getting ready to shop
The three employees looked at Alex and continued dancing to "Push it"