Oh! The Places I Can Lick

A/N: Ok…… here’s how this came about…… I was goofing around with my friend and said it would be funny if I wrote a Dr. Seuss-like poem called ‘Oh! The Places I Can Lick.’ And here it is. My apologies to anyone this offends… just thought it would be funny to post.


Oh! The Places I Can Lick!


There is a tongue that\'s in my mouth

It sometimes likes to travel south

To lick a trail on bodies bare

And sometimes it encounters hair


So here my tongue\'s tale will begin

A tale of licking, sex and sin

Oh! The places I can lick!

Making your body oh so slick!


I can lick you on your ear

Your body trembles, not with fear

I can lick you on your lips

While fingers gently tickle hips


I can lick you on your neck

You won\'t be thinking about watching Shrek

I can lick you on your chest

And hope my tongue makes you impressed


Your nipples are the next that\'s licked

My tongue on one, the other flicked

Between the two my tongue will travel

And your composure will unravel


My tongue trails along your stomach too

Teasing you till you turn blue

Dips into your navel it does

Hoping not to find some fuzz


Further south it goes not yet

Thinking your fingers a better bet

It licks and sucks on digits there

Till it feels it can find better fare


Inner thighs are the next stop on its trip

While your neglected manhood starts to drip

Dangerously slow it continues its path

Praying you enjoy its sensual bath


And now my tongue encounters balls

Believing it can hear their calls

Its attention to them is very intense

Your still throbbing cock waits in suspense


Now my tongue finds its prize

And from the heat it almost fries

Licking up and down its length

Using all its licking strength


It loves the feel of your hard dick

Knowing there\'ll never be better to lick

Up and down your tasty cock

It goes and goes till your cock drops


It licks off all your salty cum

And then it knows its job is done

Up your body its way it makes

And now my tongue needs a break.


So ends the licking, sex and sin

Quite a journey for my tongue it has been

I hope its been fun for your dick

Hearing all the places I can lick!