Sperm Talk (One-Shot)

By: fadingsun

folder Original - Misc › Humour

Rating: Adult +

Chapters: 1

Views: 3,277

Reviews: 25

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Category: Original - Misc › Humour

Rating: Adult +

Chapters: 1

Views: 3,277

Reviews: 25

Recommended: 0

Currently Reading: 0

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.

SpermTalk

Disclaimer: I don\'t own them.

Warnings:
- Yaoi (M/M), Anal, Rim, Humor
- Read at your own risk

Summary: What do sperm think and talk when they are spurt into another body?

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SpermTalk (One-Shot)

He thrust upward in one final movement and spurt the seed into the tight heat surrounding him.

~ inside the body ~

Sperm 1: Ha! Fertilize! Fertilize!!!
Sperm 2: Get out of my way!
Sperm 3: Me first!
Sperm 4: No... me!!!

Sperm 1: Hold on a second!
Other Sperms: ???

Sperm 1: There is no egg! No egg!!!
Sperm 2: Maybe we have passed it already??
Sperm 3: Maybe he is masturbating??
Other Sperms: My god!! Masturbating!!!
Sperm 4: Don’t be silly, we are inside somewhere!!
Sperm 5: It smells like... smells like...
Sperm 6: Anus!!

Sperm 1: OK, that’s it...
Sperm 2: Shit!
Sperm 3: Definitely!
Sperm 4: Homosexuality? Is it really homosexuality??
Sperm 5: Why me??
Sperm 6: Does anybody have a smoke?

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