Meet the Parents
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Category:
Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
Views:
914
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Stress reliever
okay this story will either be great or excruciatingly sucky. your choice .please review, more chapters if i get atleast 1 review for this one( or unless i just feel like it)
Proceed with caution. you have been warned.
\"Oh, God, oh God.\" James repeated over and over as he paced around the living room of the apartment he shared with his fiance`.
\"James chill out man, jeeze.\" The black-haired woman who sat calmly on the couch said as she flipped through the channels.
\"I can\'t \'chill out\'\" His use of air quotes usually showed how nervous he really was. \"Alex i\'m meeting your parents tommorow.\"
\"Not if you give yourself a heartattack you wont.\" She commented, with a small laugh.
Her fiance`\'s green eyes shot her way, \"You think that\'ll work?\" He asked.
She looked at him her eyebrows furrowed. \"Dude, chill.\" she advised,\" It\'s not that big of a deal.\"
He stopped in his tracks, \"What?\" he asked. \"Not that big of a deal? What planet are you from?\"
\"This one.\" she answered with a confused look on her face. \"Why?\"
He ignored her and continued ranting. \"This meeting could make or break our entire relationship. If your mother doesn\'t like me then our whole relationship goes right down the drain.\"
\"First of all,\" she said as she slowly stood up and walked over to him. \"Nothing can break this relationship, it\'s already been made. Second, my parents don\'t decide who I do and do not date... my sisters do.\" She nodded one with a smile in her dark eyes but not on her golden brown face. \"Got that?\"
He nodded,\"Yes ma\'am.\"
\"Good.\" she allowed a small smirk to appear on her face as she wrapped her arms around his neck. \"Now that that\'s out of the way, you wanna? Y\'know...\" she substituted words with suggestive waggs of her eyebrows.
He rose a black brow and eyed his sultry suductress, as he likes to call her. \"I think I\'m to nervous about tommorow to even think about that right now.\"
The smirk widened. \"Oh yeah?\" She tore open the black blouse she was wearin revealing her breasts to him. \"How bout now?\"
His eyes widened to twice their normal size and he blinked a few times. He gulped. \"Now\'s good.\" he said. She chuckled devilishly and jumped into his arms.
Proceed with caution. you have been warned.
\"Oh, God, oh God.\" James repeated over and over as he paced around the living room of the apartment he shared with his fiance`.
\"James chill out man, jeeze.\" The black-haired woman who sat calmly on the couch said as she flipped through the channels.
\"I can\'t \'chill out\'\" His use of air quotes usually showed how nervous he really was. \"Alex i\'m meeting your parents tommorow.\"
\"Not if you give yourself a heartattack you wont.\" She commented, with a small laugh.
Her fiance`\'s green eyes shot her way, \"You think that\'ll work?\" He asked.
She looked at him her eyebrows furrowed. \"Dude, chill.\" she advised,\" It\'s not that big of a deal.\"
He stopped in his tracks, \"What?\" he asked. \"Not that big of a deal? What planet are you from?\"
\"This one.\" she answered with a confused look on her face. \"Why?\"
He ignored her and continued ranting. \"This meeting could make or break our entire relationship. If your mother doesn\'t like me then our whole relationship goes right down the drain.\"
\"First of all,\" she said as she slowly stood up and walked over to him. \"Nothing can break this relationship, it\'s already been made. Second, my parents don\'t decide who I do and do not date... my sisters do.\" She nodded one with a smile in her dark eyes but not on her golden brown face. \"Got that?\"
He nodded,\"Yes ma\'am.\"
\"Good.\" she allowed a small smirk to appear on her face as she wrapped her arms around his neck. \"Now that that\'s out of the way, you wanna? Y\'know...\" she substituted words with suggestive waggs of her eyebrows.
He rose a black brow and eyed his sultry suductress, as he likes to call her. \"I think I\'m to nervous about tommorow to even think about that right now.\"
The smirk widened. \"Oh yeah?\" She tore open the black blouse she was wearin revealing her breasts to him. \"How bout now?\"
His eyes widened to twice their normal size and he blinked a few times. He gulped. \"Now\'s good.\" he said. She chuckled devilishly and jumped into his arms.