The historical moments of the word "Fuck"
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Original - Misc › Humour
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Adult +
Chapters:
1
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2,962
Reviews:
32
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The historical moments of the word "Fuck"
Here’s something funny for you all:
Historical and fictional events featuring the word “Fuck”
1. “Oh come on, who the fuck would find out about this?” – Bill Clinton, year: 1999
2. “Weather: expect heavy rainstorms… fuck.” – Noah, year: 4341 B.C (Before Christ If I’m not mistaken)
3. “Where the fuck are we?!” – Amelia Earhart, year: 1937
4. “You expect me to paint what into that fucking roof?!” – Michelangelo, year: 1566
5. “Fuck me… how did you solve that one?!” – Pythagoras, Year: 126 B.C
6. “Well it fucking looks like him doesn’t it?” – Picasso, year: 1926
7. “Just about every fucking idiot will understand this one day…” – Einstein, year: 1938
8. “Where the fuck did all those Indians come from?!” – General Custer, year: 1877
9. “What the fuck was that?!” – the mayor of Hiroshima, year: 1945
10. “Bah, there aren’t any fucking icebergs around here…” – the captain of Titanic, year: 1912
11. “This is just a fucking fever…” – Alexander, year: 323 B.C
12. “Who the fuck cares if we take over Kuwait?” – Saddam Hussein, year: 1990
13. “What fucking Hobits?” – Sauron, lord of the rings
14. “I didn’t know they would be that fucking pissed off about it…” – Osama bin Laden, year: 2001
15. “Who the fuck launched that torpedo?!” – Captain of Kursk, Gennadiy P. Liachin, year: 2000
16. \"Where the fuck is that airplane headed for?!\" - A worker in WTC (World Trade Centre), before it\'s fall.
17. \"Dad, what the fuck did I do to deserve this?!\" - Jesus, during his bearing of the cross and the thorned crown.
If you find some of these tasteless or bad, too fucking bad, just deal with it.
Oh yes, if you have some more suggestions or something, please put them onto the review and if i find them good i\'ll post them as well, that\'s all, hope you had a laugh and if not, then too bad tight-ass, i ain\'t regretting even ONE of these, so don\'t bother to flame since i\'ll just use them to warm myself up and roast marshmallows with them.
- Zelix
Historical and fictional events featuring the word “Fuck”
1. “Oh come on, who the fuck would find out about this?” – Bill Clinton, year: 1999
2. “Weather: expect heavy rainstorms… fuck.” – Noah, year: 4341 B.C (Before Christ If I’m not mistaken)
3. “Where the fuck are we?!” – Amelia Earhart, year: 1937
4. “You expect me to paint what into that fucking roof?!” – Michelangelo, year: 1566
5. “Fuck me… how did you solve that one?!” – Pythagoras, Year: 126 B.C
6. “Well it fucking looks like him doesn’t it?” – Picasso, year: 1926
7. “Just about every fucking idiot will understand this one day…” – Einstein, year: 1938
8. “Where the fuck did all those Indians come from?!” – General Custer, year: 1877
9. “What the fuck was that?!” – the mayor of Hiroshima, year: 1945
10. “Bah, there aren’t any fucking icebergs around here…” – the captain of Titanic, year: 1912
11. “This is just a fucking fever…” – Alexander, year: 323 B.C
12. “Who the fuck cares if we take over Kuwait?” – Saddam Hussein, year: 1990
13. “What fucking Hobits?” – Sauron, lord of the rings
14. “I didn’t know they would be that fucking pissed off about it…” – Osama bin Laden, year: 2001
15. “Who the fuck launched that torpedo?!” – Captain of Kursk, Gennadiy P. Liachin, year: 2000
16. \"Where the fuck is that airplane headed for?!\" - A worker in WTC (World Trade Centre), before it\'s fall.
17. \"Dad, what the fuck did I do to deserve this?!\" - Jesus, during his bearing of the cross and the thorned crown.
If you find some of these tasteless or bad, too fucking bad, just deal with it.
Oh yes, if you have some more suggestions or something, please put them onto the review and if i find them good i\'ll post them as well, that\'s all, hope you had a laugh and if not, then too bad tight-ass, i ain\'t regretting even ONE of these, so don\'t bother to flame since i\'ll just use them to warm myself up and roast marshmallows with them.
- Zelix