unlost love

Jane and Mark had been getting along for the better have of the month when a call from the \" other woman\" sent Jane into a tizzy. As the phone rings nonstop Jane screams,\" Mark if you are out of the shower near the phone pick the damn thing up!\" She then fixes her towel so she doesn\'t accidentally flash the neighbors that are rudely starring at her through her picture window. \"Honestly, you\'d think they\'ve never answered the phone in the middle of a shower before,\" she states bewildered. \"Probably haven\'t dear,\" Mark responds absentmindedly. \"Well if you\'d pick up the phone then, well.. you get the damn picture. \"Hunny,\" Mark interrupts. \"What,\" Jane replies completely pissed because he is getting on her last nerve especially since with the new pregnancy weight gain. \"Well, you kinda picked up the phone but didn\'t say hello... you just started in on. mi. might wanna check to see if the person is on the other end.. if you want to,\" he finishes lamely.\"Oh.. ( she puts the phone to her ear) no one there,\'\' she states idlely. Well guess I can finish my shower then she thinks to herself. As Jane gets back in the shower to wash the suds out of her hair she hears the phone ring again. \"Damn it,\" she screams as she realizes Mark isn\'t going to pick it up. As the answering machine records the message Mark thinks he really should have picked it up.