Will the real Arab Please Stand up?
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Category:
Original - Misc › Parody
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,817
Reviews:
6
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Will the real Arab Please Stand up?
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Arab please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Arab please stand up?
We\'re gonna have a problem here...
Y\'all act like you never seen a Arab dude before
kafiyi all over the floor,
like you can buy them in any old store,
And no Im not kidding,
While your all asking
(some guy 1):
\"Shes not talking about the guy I think she is... is she?\"
And all the Jews said-
Nothing you fools! Theyre all locked up in his basement!
All sorts of folks love the Arab,
(some guy 2):
\"chicka chicka chicka,
What a jem,
Look at \'em,
whats with him?
Walkin\' round, with his bag full of who knows what,
Talkin\' to who knows who,\"
Yeah but hes so cute though
Yeah, hes probably got a few screw up in his head loose,
But it cant be anyworse whats going on in my classroom,
I think he should go out there and and just hang loose,
But he cant because hes people might hang him with an 8X10 noose,
Hes the thing thats on my lips
Hes the word thats on our lips,
But whos smart enough to give him a little kiss,
(some guy 3):
\"I dunno, should he be the lesson we deliver to those little kids?\"
Hell the guy will eat Tear Jerkers and fizz,
(some guy 4)
\"Oh yeah i can just imagine what colour it turns his jizz\"
\"Well Of course,
They gonna know what an Arab is
By the time they hit fourth grade,
They got the Discovery Channel don\'t they?\"
(kid 1):
\"Hey hey! Hes a mammal..\"
(kid 2):
\"I thought he was a cannibal,
who cut other people open like cantaloupes\"
(kid 3)
\"Is it true he eats antelopes?\"
Heh, I think hes fun to grope!
[*MMM!*]
Heh, who else feels like I feel, hes got the antidote
Heh, im gonna take off all his close,
Oops time for the chorus...
umm
Here it goes:
He\'s the Arab yes hes the real Arab
All you other Arab imataters are just masterbators
So wont the real Arab please stand up,
Please Stand up
Please stand up!
Isnt he the greatest things since, they stopped selling records?
He might not have a clue,
And he\'ll just say \"fuck you, and fuck the other one too\"
I think he deserves a grammy
Even though half of his critics love him to death,
And he doesnt even drink brandy
(reporter 1)
\"Hey Arab, what would you do if you win? wouldnt it be wierd?\"
He reply,
\"What? Why? im not that kinda guy, no need to send me there,
Id rather not sit next to Britney Spears, Ugh, And Chrsitina Agulara?
Dont even get me started on those nightmares,
Carlson Daily? Fred Durst? Id rather not listen to who lost their job first\"
You know i think he shoud go on MTV
Hes so cute, what will he do next? tee hee!
You should see his collection of Audio he downloaded onto his mp3!
Hes sick of the little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy him
And hes been sent here to destroy them
Theres a few million who try to be like him,
who cuss like him; who just don\'t give a fuck like him
who dress like him; walk, talk and act like him
They think they come close to being the next best thing like him but they just aint like him!
He\'s the Arab yes hes the real Arab
All you other Arab imataters are just masterbators
So wont the real Arab please stand up,
Please Stand up
Please stand up!
Hes like a tickle-me-elmo-doll to listen to,
And he only talks about the things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is hes got the back hair to say it,
in front of y\'all and he doesnt have to be false or sugarcoated at all
He just gets on taryoaryokie mic and spits it
and whether you like to admit it, he just fixes it,
He\'s cooler than ninety percent of you fools out there
Hes funny; cause at the rate hes goin when hes thirty
He\'ll be the only guy in a mad bomber jacket, still gloating,
And he\'ll still be jerkin and he\'ll never have to worry about Viagra
because he\'ll be working
Anyone could be an Arab lurkin
He could be workin In a cab, or at kfc spittin on your toony tuesday,
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming \"LALALALLALALALALA!\" [instert Arab cry]
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Arab please stand up?
And put one of those thumbs on each hand up?
Be proud to be outta your mind be outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
He\'s the Arab yes hes the real Arab
All you other Arab imataters are just masterbators
So wont the real Arab please stand up,
Please Stand up
Please stand up!
Hehehehe... I guess theres a little Arab in All of us.
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Arab please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Arab please stand up?
We\'re gonna have a problem here...
Y\'all act like you never seen a Arab dude before
kafiyi all over the floor,
like you can buy them in any old store,
And no Im not kidding,
While your all asking
(some guy 1):
\"Shes not talking about the guy I think she is... is she?\"
And all the Jews said-
Nothing you fools! Theyre all locked up in his basement!
All sorts of folks love the Arab,
(some guy 2):
\"chicka chicka chicka,
What a jem,
Look at \'em,
whats with him?
Walkin\' round, with his bag full of who knows what,
Talkin\' to who knows who,\"
Yeah but hes so cute though
Yeah, hes probably got a few screw up in his head loose,
But it cant be anyworse whats going on in my classroom,
I think he should go out there and and just hang loose,
But he cant because hes people might hang him with an 8X10 noose,
Hes the thing thats on my lips
Hes the word thats on our lips,
But whos smart enough to give him a little kiss,
(some guy 3):
\"I dunno, should he be the lesson we deliver to those little kids?\"
Hell the guy will eat Tear Jerkers and fizz,
(some guy 4)
\"Oh yeah i can just imagine what colour it turns his jizz\"
\"Well Of course,
They gonna know what an Arab is
By the time they hit fourth grade,
They got the Discovery Channel don\'t they?\"
(kid 1):
\"Hey hey! Hes a mammal..\"
(kid 2):
\"I thought he was a cannibal,
who cut other people open like cantaloupes\"
(kid 3)
\"Is it true he eats antelopes?\"
Heh, I think hes fun to grope!
[*MMM!*]
Heh, who else feels like I feel, hes got the antidote
Heh, im gonna take off all his close,
Oops time for the chorus...
umm
Here it goes:
He\'s the Arab yes hes the real Arab
All you other Arab imataters are just masterbators
So wont the real Arab please stand up,
Please Stand up
Please stand up!
Isnt he the greatest things since, they stopped selling records?
He might not have a clue,
And he\'ll just say \"fuck you, and fuck the other one too\"
I think he deserves a grammy
Even though half of his critics love him to death,
And he doesnt even drink brandy
(reporter 1)
\"Hey Arab, what would you do if you win? wouldnt it be wierd?\"
He reply,
\"What? Why? im not that kinda guy, no need to send me there,
Id rather not sit next to Britney Spears, Ugh, And Chrsitina Agulara?
Dont even get me started on those nightmares,
Carlson Daily? Fred Durst? Id rather not listen to who lost their job first\"
You know i think he shoud go on MTV
Hes so cute, what will he do next? tee hee!
You should see his collection of Audio he downloaded onto his mp3!
Hes sick of the little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy him
And hes been sent here to destroy them
Theres a few million who try to be like him,
who cuss like him; who just don\'t give a fuck like him
who dress like him; walk, talk and act like him
They think they come close to being the next best thing like him but they just aint like him!
He\'s the Arab yes hes the real Arab
All you other Arab imataters are just masterbators
So wont the real Arab please stand up,
Please Stand up
Please stand up!
Hes like a tickle-me-elmo-doll to listen to,
And he only talks about the things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is hes got the back hair to say it,
in front of y\'all and he doesnt have to be false or sugarcoated at all
He just gets on taryoaryokie mic and spits it
and whether you like to admit it, he just fixes it,
He\'s cooler than ninety percent of you fools out there
Hes funny; cause at the rate hes goin when hes thirty
He\'ll be the only guy in a mad bomber jacket, still gloating,
And he\'ll still be jerkin and he\'ll never have to worry about Viagra
because he\'ll be working
Anyone could be an Arab lurkin
He could be workin In a cab, or at kfc spittin on your toony tuesday,
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming \"LALALALLALALALALA!\" [instert Arab cry]
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Arab please stand up?
And put one of those thumbs on each hand up?
Be proud to be outta your mind be outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
He\'s the Arab yes hes the real Arab
All you other Arab imataters are just masterbators
So wont the real Arab please stand up,
Please Stand up
Please stand up!
Hehehehe... I guess theres a little Arab in All of us.