Rex and Ruby’s Weekend Of Horrors.

Dear diary
What a fucking day I’ve had…. first I wake up and fucking
rex has taken my smokes again!!
That was bad…but what came after…was so much worse… so
much…
And it does not look like it will let up any time soon.
I mean I barely can remember what I was…..
Who I was…how can I pretend to the people that used to w mew me..?

Form the dairy of ruby red….


Ruby red, witch, vampire and habitual chain-smoker woke in
her bed of red velvet and black silk.
She reached over to her nightstand for one of the 30 packs
she had bought last night.
Her questing hand found nothingness.
Clad only in her nightie, red hair swinging and violet
eyes blazing, she stomped out to confront her partner in
crime, Rex g, about her distinct lack of nicotine.
“Rex!!” she bellowed, “Where did you put them??”
Rex looked up at her and tried to look innocent. It went
down like a lead balloon.
“Where is what?” he asked “My smokes!!” Ruby yelled. Rex
brushed some invisible lint from his sharp Armani suit. “I
put them down the garbage disposal“ “You know smoke fucks
up Armani.” Ruby wailed as if Rex had eaten her child raw
for breakfast.
She made a mad dash for the sink and stuck her hand down
it. “There must be some left!!’ Rex just watched her and
smirked “I told you I would one of these days…” Ruby just
strode out of the room. She picked up the phone all ready
to call her local convince store. She had made a deal with
them so they would deliver to her whenever she needed it.
She had told them she had a rare condition and could not
come out in the day. They didn’t care. This was the city
they had heard odder things. Also she was putting the
kids through collage with all the money she spent on
smokes……all five of them.
Just as she was about to dial the phone rang in her hand.
She looked at it as if it was a snake.
It rang again.
She answered it.
“Hello?” “Aunt Karen?” The shock in her voice was thicker
then mud.
“Come visit??” “When you threw me out I was happy you
where happy everyone was happy.... most of all the cats.”
“And the place is a mess…and I just cant…”
“WHAT !?” “A day!!”
Rex had been watching all this and laughing himself sick.
“Your aunt is coming to visit and she don’t know you’re a
vampire.,” he said in a sing-song voice while dancing
around her and pointing.
Ruby went to slap him. However the bell saved him as the
phone rang again.
Rex picked it up. “Hello?” “Nora??” “Come to what?” “No
what?! oh god mommy don’t hang up the phone!!”
Ruby just grinned at Rex.
“Should I double the order?”
“Triple it” he said as he went off to his room. and added
as an afterthought “Have them send some beer too”

Journal Jan 28
My fucking mother is coming to visit.
I thought I was rid of that whore 3 years ago when I
became a vampire.
I guess not.
There is nothing that I hate more then someone around who
reminds me of my human life.
Alex is dead.
He should stay that way.
And where am I going to hide the fucking bodies!!??”

From the journal of rex g.


Ruby came to Rex. “We need to address the bodies issue.”
“I always thought Rexy it was NOT a good idea to stuff
them in the freezer until we could take them to tom-n-
Ron’s no-tell toxic waste dump.”
Rex rolled his eyes. “THIS IS NOT THE TIME RUBY REDMAN!!”
he yelled “And how are we gonna eat for the week?”
“I mean I don’t know how to act human!”
“ I can’t really remember much of it…”
Ruby shrugged “They sleep a lot ..and eat..food..and..umm
smile a lot.” she ended lamely
Rex rolled his jet black eyes. “Don’t you know anything
more?\"
“What do you remember?”
“I kicked a chuck E. cheese guy in the nuts, that was
worth remembering....the rest kind of bit..”
Rex sighed “They are sooooo gonna stake us…”
Ruby tried to smile and wound up baring her fangs in a
pantswetting manner. “At lest..” she said “it can\'t get
worse..”


Meanwhile in a deep dark cave a man brooded and obsessed.
And obsessed and brooded.
This man’s whole life was dedicated to killing vampires.
Now he had two famous ones in his sights.
Two vampires that lived right under his nose!
IN! HIS! CITY!!
The man looked over his files on Rex and Ruby.
In it was every time they had ever killed.
“The yucky incident “ The time some old lady had called
Ruby’s new black and blood red hair “Yucky” and she had
subsequently ripped the old lady, every other person in
the store, the store itself and even all the pigeons on
the roof apart.
Rex had walked in seen the aftermath and just said
“You dint leave any for me?”
there
was Rex\'s odd habit of killing everyone in a restaurant
and then eating their food.
There was the hockey team that catcalled at ruby and
called rex fag\". They had not been
found, well..not whole.
Their parent\'s thought the chewed up bits on the doorsteps
were their sons...and DNA testing of the bits confirmed
it. One family just had a finger and an eyeball to bury
The \"gifts\" as Rex and Ruby had called them in the notes
they left where lovingly wrapped up in festive paper.
also of note was the fact that after they became vampires
they made sure they killed almost everyone who had seen
them alive.
almost everyone.
Rex had known that his mother hoo moo many friends to just
up and disappear.
Ruby’s aunt lived in Maine.
Other than that every one of theirendsends and family was
long dead.
But after 4 years of looking, Brent Calvin. A.K.A
Nighthunter the city’s masked hero/ unhealthy obsessed
madman, had a bead on Rex and Ruby at last.
This weekend…they died.


Dear diary
Why do I fear my aunt so much?
She\'s just a dumb blood bank like all the others...
Maybe.... I’m more afraid she will dig up who I the then I
am of her.
Maybe.... I just want Lilly to stay buried


Karen block stepped off the plane.
She was waiting for her niece Lilly O\'Hara
Or, she thought as she snorted at her niece\'s new name,
Ruby Redman.
3 years ago Lilly had been told she had 8 weeks or so to
live.
She didn\'t die, however, she made a full recovery.
but..She was different.
She slept all day
She had no faith.
It was clear to Karen what this meant.
Her niece...had become...a GOTH!!
Karen gasped a bit at the scandalous thought
Ruby came, moving like a cat, her hips swinging, hair full
and shining.
Her black shirt bared her pale breasts and her red skirt
trailed behind her, her cream coat flapped as she walked.
Karen tried to push down the urge to cover Ruby with her
coat.
With one smooth move Ruby pulled off her shades and pulled
a hand in her hair.
\"Listen...your only staying for a bit.\"
\"I just don’t have the time.\"
n cun cut her off \"I\"ll stay as long as I like Lilly!\"
\"I\"m the elder here!\"
“That’s NOT my name.” Ruby said in-between her gritted
teeth
Ruby ,behind her Aunt \'s back, bared her fangs.
\"Where\'s daisy?\" asked Ruby.
\"Your cousin is driving up.\" Karen said curtly.
Ruby rolled her eyes. \"When are you to going to learn no
one cares if you fuck, and she\'s not your cousin\"
Karen stared after Ruby as she began walking over to get
the bags.

Rex G grunted as he pulled the last body from the freezer.
He pulled as hard as he could and a leg came off.
\"Great...why me..am I such a bad guy?\" he asked no one in
particular.
Somehow he was petty sure he knew the answer.
At last his chore was done.
Now it was time to play.
Rex slipped up to one of the \"guest rooms\" were there
trembled a 13 year old girl.
She was the daughter of a well-known gang leader.
When she was found with his rival’s mark on her...the
black rose drawn on her breast.
Rex grinned all fangs and red eyes.
The blood and pain would go beyond anything seen in years
Rex walked into the utterly dark room where the girl was
kept.
She was still in her school uniform, hers was a loving
father, and she had gone to the best schools.
The girl gasped even though there was no way she could
have know that Rex was there. He made no sound and there
was no light.
But maybe her past experiences with him had given her some
insight; after all she had been there a week or so.
\"Viviane...\" Rex whispered in her ear.
Viviane whimpered.
\"The time has come. I can\'t let you stay...my mom\'s coming
to visit.\"
\"Yes, dear even monsters have mother\'s\"
\"So....\"he murmured trailing his razor nail down her neck.
She beat at him trying to get away, moaning pitifully
He chuckled as he tore her arm off and began to feed.


Ruby opened the door to her apartment, and ushered her
Aunt in.
The first room was the living room. It was decked out in
a punk style.
There were pillows all over the floor, a huge TV and a few
couches.
On one wall there was a canvas with many different
drawings.
The other wall had paper with poems and tags.
Karen took in the Christmas lights all over, the black rug
and beanbags.
She didn\'t like it.
Ruby lead Karen to the back of the house into the kitchen.
It was decked out in 50\'s kitch, with a diner booth,
napkin holders and all.
There were even 50\'s style glasses.
Ruby led the way to a guest room.
It was done in a black and white minimalist style.
Nothing more than needed..nothing less.
\"This is you room for now, I have to go out..\"
Karen looked at Ruby.
\"Your not a very good hostess!\"
Ruby\'s eyes glowed red a bit.
\"I..HAVE..to eat.\" Ruby said with her teeth gritted as she
left leaving her aunt staring after her for the second
time that day.

The music hurt Ruby\'s supernatural ears.
She could hear every base pulse, every word the boy sang
along to.
His every heartbeat..most of all the heart.


\"One more time and you\'ll be dead,
At least i think that\'s what the said.
Listen while i load my gun,
He said to me
Something about a chosen one
You\'ll never be\"

Ruby looked up at her mortal lover\'s house, she was
standing outside under the window.
Suddenly he tossed the curtains back and came out on the
balcony.
He looked out at the setting sun and sighed.
Ruby slipped into his mind..he missed her.
He knew what she was..it just didn\'t matter.
Ruby knew he thought she was \"tormented and harmless
really\" as he had said before.
She shook her head at his stupidity.
She took a certain joy in this dance of death..the winning
of trust. She only went for the most broken and twisted.
She took the time to become whatever they wanted.
Whatever was needed. They fell for her every time, then
she would feed on the blood she liked
best...love...happiness hope..
But even better then that was the times that she told them
they meant nothing to her....the pain despair and betrayal
was so painfully perfect.

She also liked children..her daughter..Ruby sighed
thinking of her daughter\'s sweet skin.
Of the times she would hold the girl close after giving
her a day of love and joy..the blood..so sweet, so rich.
Larissa, who she had stolen at the age of 3 from her dead
family... the family Ruby had killed.
She was 11 now, away at the boarding school she and Rex
had picked out.
Ruby was taken away from her thoughts as her lover saw her
at last.
He waved and smiled.
\"Come on in\" he called to her
She crouched a bit then leaped straight up in the air,
easily landing on the balcony next to him.
He gasped almost as a reflex
\"No matter how many times I’ve seen you do that...I still
feel that same..\"
\"Fear as the first time?\" she asked
He shook his head.
\"No, wonder.\"
\"Your really asking for it..aren’t you Quinn?\"
\"Asking for what?\"
Ruby bared her fangs top and bottom white, gleaming,
deadly.
\"This...\" she whispered pulling him into her arms, finding
the perfect hollow of his neck.


Rex G walked down from the upstairs apartment, feeling
full and ready for a nap.
He and Ruby rented both the up and downstairs. The down
was made up for living, having anyone over; Larissa\'s room
was down there also.
The computer and the TV, things they dint want blood on.
The upstairs was for fun...and eating.
Rex used it more. Ruby went to her victims more often
then Rex went to his.
He liked to have \"alone\" time with them.
As Rex walked down he heard a sound.
The phone rang, one time then again.
\"Hello?\" Rex heard someone answer the phone.
\"Who?\" Rex in the stairwell moved closer.
Larissa?\" Rex made his move slamming the door open into
the intruder\'s back.
The body made a thud as it hit the floor.
Rex grinned as he opened the door to find the would- be
thief on the floor with a nice lump or two.
Well that was what he thought he would find.
What he did find was a middle-aged woman on the ground,
with the phone in her hand.
He picked it up.
\"Yes? \" \"Yes I am Larissa Goldman\'s father.\"
Rex\'s eyes grew wide with shock.
\"She has been doing what?\" He asked.
\"I see.... I see...\"
\"I hope no charges are brought as, well Miss Curtis.\"
\"Thank you, your check is in the mail.\"
He hung up.
\"WOOOOOO HAAAAA\" he screamed \"THAT\'S MY
GIRL!!!!\"
Rex smiled in utter bliss, it was more terrifying than the
doctor saying \" Did you ever see this bump before?\'
Rex looked down at the limp form before him.
He had just finished tying her up with a dishtowel when
Ruby stormed in.
\"REX YOUR DAUGHTER-\" she stopped short when she saw the
woman on the floor.
\"Why is my aunt tied up on the floor rex g?\" Ruby asked
twitching a bit.
\"Your aunt?\" Rex asked blankly
\"ALEX THEODORE GOLDSTEIN were you standing behind a door
when they gave out the brains??\"
\"Who else was it going to be??\"
Rex shrugged and pouted a bit. \"I don\'t know ...and you
should have told me she was here!\"
\"You were feeding upstairs right?\" Rex nodded \"So I should
have taken the risk you were in a blood coma or a worse a
blood rage?\"
\"Oh Aunt Karen he\'s just napping with that dead body..\"
Rex rolled his eyes \"You know I can control it I rarely go
into blood madness anymore....unless I want to.\"
Ruby leaned over and laid a hand on Karen\'s head. She
muttered some words under her breath.
\"She should remember nothing, and her head\'s healed.\"
\"Really Rex next time think.\"
\"Fuck you, lover\" Rex said sweetly
Ruby rolled her eyes \"Not with Daisy and Karen\'s double
dong honey\"
\"Now you have to stay here as I go get Larissa, and Nora,
Daisy will be here soon she’s driveing down, be good ok?\"
Rex pouted again \"I\'m not that dumb Ruby Red!\"
\"That\'s up for debate Rex, you won’t be alone with her for
very long I hope you can handle it.\"
Ruby left.
Rex sat down at the computer and pouted. \"I can handle it
little miss high and mighty.\"
He typed in his favorite website www.unitethenite.org
Then tapped in his screen name BloOdDrInKIngDOnutEAter
After he was turned he and Ruby had gone looking for their
kind
What he had found was this site. It had a certain code so
that you could only get on with a password that had to
given to you ahead of time and the password was only given
if you could prove you where one of the blood.
Rex smiled remembering when he had gotten the password. It
was a few months after he had died; he and Ruby were
ripping into a homeless guy in an ally. When there was a
sound behind them.
A cop stood there. \"Sloppy..are you new at this?\" Ruby had
jumped at the guy with her fangs out. He had batted her
away easily then after kicking Rex\'s ass too he had taken
them out for a drink. He was a master older then time
almost. The name he went by was Wolf. \"Listen if you two
are to live past your first 100 years you are going to
have know a thing or two.\" Wolf had trained them for 2
years made them into something to behold.
Rex shook his head he had been daydreaming. Wolf had not
come over in a while maybe he had taken a nap again. He
was known to take 100-year naps otherwise he got to bored.
Rex sighed and went into his P.M.’s \"More shit from
adoring fans\" he thought.
He was right, there was one from someone called ZoBmikiDD
it went as such \"Dear mister g, when I was turned I dint
have any idea how to be bad you and miss red have shown me
the way. Now I go see a movie then tell everyone going
into it after me the end!\" \"I also use the handicapped
bathrooms\" Rex shook his head \"I have to kill this loser
later.\" Then he opened a different one, from someone
called DeadNLOveinIt \"Rex and Ruby, I hope you get this in
time\" \"There is a hunter after you\" \"Be very careful\"
Rex went to the profile on the guy who sent him the
warning.
He hit the button for the guy’s AIM name LIVeingDEadBoYY
the window popped up.
Rex typed in hello...are you the one who warned me?
I might be. . . . . came back.
How did you know and who are you? Asked Rex, there was a
long pause.
Rex thought he had lost the guy then something popped up.
Come to this address 5 5 5 mill lane road tonight whenever
you can get there. . . . . .I’m having a Christmas
party. . . . . . . bring Ruby. . . . . . You have to use
the same password as on untiethenite. . . . . .I will tell
you everything then.
The message popped up “LIVeingDEadBoYY is no longer on
AIM.”
Ruby are you there? Rex asked over the psyche link they
shared
Yes I’m here...what is it now? Did you almost kill daisy
to?
No...we have a new wrinkle...there is a hunter after us...
Shit...how did you find out?
Untiethenite where else?
Who told you? Do we know him? Do we know this hunter?
Some kid called DeadNLOveinIt we don’t know him and he
dint say the hunter’s name...we have to go to his party
tonight.
Ok...call Wolf to come with we might need back up....
Ok...over and out.
As Rex puzzled over all this the phone rang.
He gave it the look of death.
After all the dammed thing had given him more then it’s
share of shit in the last few days.
The phone rang again.
Rex considered finding Alexander Gram Bell’s decedents and
taking a fire poker to a few heads.
When the phone rang for a third time he made up his mind
to do the fire poker idea.
Then it spoke in Wolf’s voice. “Answer Rex...now”
Rex nearly killed himself tripping over the rug in his mad
dash to get the phone.
“WOLF!? I was just going to call you..” Rex demanded when
he answered at last.
“Well my erstwhile apprentice I do have a uncanny way of
doing that... but this timjustjust wanted to call.” “Have
I told you that you’re my favorite lately?”
“Erstwhile?”
“Former.” “How are you dear, are you happy?”
“Happiness is a word for amateurs Wolf...you taught me
that”
Wolf’s deep rich laugh sounded over the phone.
Rex considered letting one or two of Graham’s grandkids
live.
“How are you my teacher?”
“I’m having fun.... I have a new pet.”
“Does it have a name?”
I gave it one....Duo..It looks the Gundam bisshie.”
The door bust open, Ruby and Nora came in.
Nora rushed over to Rex and infolded him in an
asphyxiating embrace. “Alex my dear son!”
“Ma....ma...MA!!” yelled Rex. “You’re killing me here.”
Ruby just snorted at that one.
“And it’s Rex now”
“Sorry dear.”
“Who’s on the phone?” Ruby asked lazily
“Wolf” Rex rasped out from under his mother’s arms.
“Wolf!!” Ruby picked up the phone.
“Daddy!!!” she giggled. “How have you been?”
“Fine my dear and how’s my favorite daughter?”
“Fine....Larissa’s been kicked out again, she had hooked
up cameras in the bathrooms and ers.ers. She was running a
kiddy porn site!”
At that moment 3 things happened at the same time, Larissa
came in the door singing along to her Sex Pistols CD
dressed like a mini ruby carrying a little black kitten,
Karen woke up, and Wolf laughed so hard Nora heard him
from across the room and gasped in fear a bit.
“Daddy i have to go...come over later we need to
talk.” “Call you later dear” “Adore you daddy”
“I wanna be....anarchy!!!” screamed Larissa as she swayed

her hips, and pumped a small fist in the air.
“Young lady!!” yelled Karen. Larissa and Ruby both ju
a
at the tone of voice, proving that old habits do die hard
and even a vampire is not immune.
“Who is she and why is she dressed like that and dancing
like that?”
“She’s....my.. cousin’s daughter’s grandkid and she
staying here a while because she is sick.... she
has...umm...hematotis of the left folia. Tell her why you
are dressed like that young lady.” Ruby turned to face
Larissa and winked.
Larissa looked at Karen dead on and said with a perfectly
believable expression said “Miss Ruby only had this to
give me, when they took me into the hospital they had to
cut my own outfit off” Larissa looked close to tears. “I
trained her well.” Ruby thought to herself. Karen rushed
over to Larissa and pulled her into a hug.
What is this thing and can i kill it mommy? Asked Larissa
inside Ruby’s head Honey i told you not to use your
telepathic powers much...They are not developed yet! And
no! She said back.
Karen stood up. “I will take you shopping ok?” she said
ruffling Larissa’s hair. Larissa’s eyes narrowed, Mommy!
She smells funny and bet her taste sucks! She called out
in her mind
It’s just the hypocrisy dear and your right. Why are we
patronizing this daemon from the pits of hell? The girl
asked.
Because if we kill her we would have to kill Rex’s mom
to....she would notice if Karen up and disappeared, also
there’s a hunter after us! We need to lay low for now!
SO! BE! GOOD!
Larissa smiled at Karen “I’d love to go shopping with you,
do mind if i call you Aunty Karen?”
Karen got misty eyed “Of course not !!” The things i do
for you and daddy....
I love you too babe....I’ll get something nice for
this...a hooker or something....
Oooohhh a hooker!
Nora having let go of poor Rex at last, began pottering
around the apartment.
“Ruby dear...when did you last dust?” “Dust?” Ruby asked
blankly “Hmmm oh dear.... would you mind if i did?” “Knock
yourself out.” Rex shrugged when Ruby looked at him
funny. “She’s a Jewish mom...what did you think she would
do?”
“Next thing ya know she’ll be asking me to read the Torah
more often.”
“Rex” called Nora “See here it comes” the vamp in question
said.
“Do you have a mop?” “Damm I’m off today” He muttered.
Karen had put Larissa on her lap and was talking down to
her.
“So old are you dear?” “Older then you mentally you stupid
old dike”
Larissa thought as she said out loud “Eleven Aunty
Karen “ Ruby busted out a short laugh as she picked up the
thought. Karen awarded her with a contemptuous look.
The doorbell rang ‘A night on bald mountain’ Ruby looked
like a deer in headlights.
Everyone chill it’s Daisy i think...Rissa...you keep
cuddling up to them...and Rex no 3 dikes walk into a bar
jokes! Ruby sent the thought to both her partner and her
daughter.
Ruby flung the door open and there stood Daisy as
predicted.
Ruby smiled in what she thought was a gracious manner.
The flannel clad, rubber boot wearing, mullet having dike
just pushed past her to her girlfriend. “Hey Honey how’s
my favorite cousin?” Ruby rolled her eyes.
Nora came out of the bathroom with a rag tied around her
head. “Hi I’m Nora Alex’s Mom” “IT”S REX MA!” “Sorry
hon.” Daisy just looked at Nora’s outstretched hand
oddly. “I don’t shake hands...to many germs, right
Karen?” “Oh yes.” Karen shuddered
“There are germs everywhere.” “When Lilly lived with us
she could never see why we wanted her to incase everything
in tinfoil and shower 12 times a day.” Karen went on “She
often smelled...” She shook her head “Only me and Daisy
could smell it...but we knew...she had germs!!” Maybe it
was a special smell only dumb dikes can smell. Larissa
jumped down form Karen’s lap. “ Miss Ruby can me and Aunty
Karen go out shopping while you make dinner?”

To be concluded ......