How to Please a Vagina
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Category:
Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
1
Views:
2,127
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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How to Please a Vagina
If you are lucky enough to encounter a vagina, you must keep these things in mind.
1. God damn it be gentle with. Despite the fact that it can produce human beings, it is a very sensitive instrument, especially when it is erotically charged. DO NOT start sticking fingers in and rubbing furiously.
2. Most vaginas like to be teased a little bit. In fact, tease it. It can get overwhelmed if you go too fast, so keep things slow and GENTLE!!
3. You can not fully satisfy a vagina unless you please the clitoris. This is the sensitive little knot right above the entrance. That little button leads to a bundle of sensitive nerves. You must also be gentle with this. If you over stimulate it, you run the risk of numbing it, thereby preventing any chance of an orgasm. Again, I cannot stress enough the importance of being gentle.
4. If you want to start sticking fingers in, first make sure that it is wet enough, otherwise it will be painful and chaffing might occur. Start with one finger, then more if one of the follow occurs: Eyes rolling back satisfied moans increased breathing, any of these phrases: “Oh god yes”, “More, more, more”, and “Fuck yes.” Do not proceed if she says “Ow!”, “What the fuck are you doing”, “No!”.
Number one rule in dealing with a vagina: BE GENTLE AND PATIENT!
1. God damn it be gentle with. Despite the fact that it can produce human beings, it is a very sensitive instrument, especially when it is erotically charged. DO NOT start sticking fingers in and rubbing furiously.
2. Most vaginas like to be teased a little bit. In fact, tease it. It can get overwhelmed if you go too fast, so keep things slow and GENTLE!!
3. You can not fully satisfy a vagina unless you please the clitoris. This is the sensitive little knot right above the entrance. That little button leads to a bundle of sensitive nerves. You must also be gentle with this. If you over stimulate it, you run the risk of numbing it, thereby preventing any chance of an orgasm. Again, I cannot stress enough the importance of being gentle.
4. If you want to start sticking fingers in, first make sure that it is wet enough, otherwise it will be painful and chaffing might occur. Start with one finger, then more if one of the follow occurs: Eyes rolling back satisfied moans increased breathing, any of these phrases: “Oh god yes”, “More, more, more”, and “Fuck yes.” Do not proceed if she says “Ow!”, “What the fuck are you doing”, “No!”.
Number one rule in dealing with a vagina: BE GENTLE AND PATIENT!