Real Tails
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Category:
Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
Views:
1,698
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Real Tails
Ya know, I'm tired of how everyone keeps running around telling that little story about me and how that punk ass wolf got me like some dumb blond bimbo. I may be blond but I know I fucking candy-ass wolf when I see one.
He tried to come up to me grabbing his balls and trying to get beside me but I wasn’t having any so he goes and tries to kill my grandmamma so his ass was less then grass! But somehow this story that he got me instead came out!
Ain’t that a bitch!
Let me tell you what happened when one of his little friends tried messing with me.
I was on my way to my grandmama’s crib when this b-wol-wolf tackled me from behind a tree.
He was all high and drunk and shit and his baby’s mama musta turned his ass down because here he was trying to rape my ass!
He’s all like “I've seen you around Red and I’m going to make you come like you never have before, I’m going to suck your nipples until you scream, I’m going to ram my cock down your throat until you choke and then I’m going to fuck you like you’ve never been fucked before.”
I never miss a trick so I pulled my trusty .45 out of my basket of goods, pointed it to his fucking head, lifted my red skirt and said
“No ya not! What your going to do is eat me just like it says in that fucking story!”
He tried to come up to me grabbing his balls and trying to get beside me but I wasn’t having any so he goes and tries to kill my grandmamma so his ass was less then grass! But somehow this story that he got me instead came out!
Ain’t that a bitch!
Let me tell you what happened when one of his little friends tried messing with me.
I was on my way to my grandmama’s crib when this b-wol-wolf tackled me from behind a tree.
He was all high and drunk and shit and his baby’s mama musta turned his ass down because here he was trying to rape my ass!
He’s all like “I've seen you around Red and I’m going to make you come like you never have before, I’m going to suck your nipples until you scream, I’m going to ram my cock down your throat until you choke and then I’m going to fuck you like you’ve never been fucked before.”
I never miss a trick so I pulled my trusty .45 out of my basket of goods, pointed it to his fucking head, lifted my red skirt and said
“No ya not! What your going to do is eat me just like it says in that fucking story!”