Ten questions, plus some.

Hello.
Welcome to my mind, please wear the hard hats that were provided. If an idle mind is infact the Devil\'s playground than I think I just saw him on the merry-go -round yelling \"Weeeeeeeee\".

~I wonder if you are masterbating and for some reason you had to stop before you got a chance to orgasim is really considered masterbation? Wouldn\'t it just be a very enjoyable internal stratching with an forgien object and for a guys it would be like a over zelious single focused self massage?

~If chocolate makes your brain produce the same chemicals you would during sex, shouldn\'t Hershey Pa. be consider the sex captial of the United States?

~Is acting gay anything like trying to act black? And would you where a T-shirt that says \' It\'s a homosexual thing you wouldn\'t understand \' ?

~On the Akin\'s Diet Plan is cum allowed?

~Fellas are your balls so icthy you can\'t wait until after I am out of visual range before you reach down you pants and start scratching?

~Can you lose your virginity by yourself and a well placed object?

~Do you think the people who attend sex addict meetings are just there because it make finding nympos a lot easier?

~Is there a difference between an all male orgy and a circle jerk?

~Speaking of circle jerks if you are holding someones cock in your hand jacking it off and some one else is steadily milking yours would this be considered questionably gay behaviour?

~Do people watch pornos so they can see the intersting penetration shots one normally could not see without the use of many well placed mirrors and backlights?

~Why does that man trying to sell black case DVD insist that they are not copies?

~Did you ever notice that one of the guys in the porno flick always resembles that uncle who always wanted you to sit in his lap?

and my last question of the day....

~ What is having you salad tossed and can it be done to all?


Good bye for now watch your step and remember to turn off all lights I like it dark in here.