Fucked by a man
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1,994
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Category:
Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,994
Reviews:
7
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Fucked by a man
Fucked by a man.
Hello, young man my name is Dan.
I do not care for a man named Dan.
For in his head is always a devious plan
Oh no, here comes that man named Dan.
Damnit he saw me, I knew I should of ran.
.
Would you like to be fucked by a man?
Excude me? What? I don\'t understand.
Why my ass? Why don\'t you use your hand.
My hole is too small you prick is too grand
I rather like have a choice to sit and not only to stand.
No, I would not like to fuck by a man.
No, I don\'t think I would like to be fucked by you, Dan.
Could I give you great pleasure then do it again?
I truly hate to moan and gripe, or bitch and complain.
Might I add your cock is huge, and if it is all the same.
I not concerned with the pleasure, I\'m worried about the pain.
With that in mind a reversed decision you will not gain.
No, would not like to be fucked by a man.
I don\'t think I would like to be fucked by you, Dan.
Should I rim you a tongue fucking is quite nice.
That may be true but to have my ass plundered after is a mighty high price.
Your dicks far too long and your ball are the size of sleeping feild mice.
One night with you and I would have to masterbate with a dildo made of ice.
I already told you once, Hell I proably told you twice.
No, I would not like to be fucked by a man.
No, I would not like to be fucked by you, Dan.
Could I get some falovered lube, it\'s not to late?
Cherry flavored please, I am more than sure when I lick off you it will taste great.
No matter how much of your delicious cock my throat might be able to take.
Even after a bottle of oil, and two tubes of lube my sweet ass you shall not penetrate.
You simply will not fit, I must I pull out the crayons and paper to illustrate.
So, I would not like to be fucked by a man.
No, would not like to be fucked by you Dan.
Would you bend over and spread your cheeks so I can see?
I understand deep in my ass is where your want your dick to be.
But there is no way in hell that hairlone one eyed monster getting in me.
I could bend over to ninty or let one hundred and sixty five be my angle of degree
I don\'t know how far I can bend or how wide my checks will spread but I can guarantee.
I do not wish to be fucked by a man
I do not wish to be fucked by you, Dan.
Could you tell if you felt a pop is the tip of my dick inside?
Wow, you are in me of course you know I am totally shocked quite surprised.
Hot waves of pleasure and pain are coming from behind my balls and between my thighs.
Push in a bit futher slide back out than repeat a couple times, so on your cock I can take a test ride.
Holy shit and fuck you just made my dick jump, dripping with precum juices the truth can no longer hide.
Well?
Oh, yes. Oh, yes I do like being fucked by a man.
I do like being fucked by you Dan.
Shoot your load in my ass and I will cum in your hand
Take a quick nap because later we are fucking again.
Hello, young man my name is Dan.
I do not care for a man named Dan.
For in his head is always a devious plan
Oh no, here comes that man named Dan.
Damnit he saw me, I knew I should of ran.
.
Would you like to be fucked by a man?
Excude me? What? I don\'t understand.
Why my ass? Why don\'t you use your hand.
My hole is too small you prick is too grand
I rather like have a choice to sit and not only to stand.
No, I would not like to fuck by a man.
No, I don\'t think I would like to be fucked by you, Dan.
Could I give you great pleasure then do it again?
I truly hate to moan and gripe, or bitch and complain.
Might I add your cock is huge, and if it is all the same.
I not concerned with the pleasure, I\'m worried about the pain.
With that in mind a reversed decision you will not gain.
No, would not like to be fucked by a man.
I don\'t think I would like to be fucked by you, Dan.
Should I rim you a tongue fucking is quite nice.
That may be true but to have my ass plundered after is a mighty high price.
Your dicks far too long and your ball are the size of sleeping feild mice.
One night with you and I would have to masterbate with a dildo made of ice.
I already told you once, Hell I proably told you twice.
No, I would not like to be fucked by a man.
No, I would not like to be fucked by you, Dan.
Could I get some falovered lube, it\'s not to late?
Cherry flavored please, I am more than sure when I lick off you it will taste great.
No matter how much of your delicious cock my throat might be able to take.
Even after a bottle of oil, and two tubes of lube my sweet ass you shall not penetrate.
You simply will not fit, I must I pull out the crayons and paper to illustrate.
So, I would not like to be fucked by a man.
No, would not like to be fucked by you Dan.
Would you bend over and spread your cheeks so I can see?
I understand deep in my ass is where your want your dick to be.
But there is no way in hell that hairlone one eyed monster getting in me.
I could bend over to ninty or let one hundred and sixty five be my angle of degree
I don\'t know how far I can bend or how wide my checks will spread but I can guarantee.
I do not wish to be fucked by a man
I do not wish to be fucked by you, Dan.
Could you tell if you felt a pop is the tip of my dick inside?
Wow, you are in me of course you know I am totally shocked quite surprised.
Hot waves of pleasure and pain are coming from behind my balls and between my thighs.
Push in a bit futher slide back out than repeat a couple times, so on your cock I can take a test ride.
Holy shit and fuck you just made my dick jump, dripping with precum juices the truth can no longer hide.
Well?
Oh, yes. Oh, yes I do like being fucked by a man.
I do like being fucked by you Dan.
Shoot your load in my ass and I will cum in your hand
Take a quick nap because later we are fucking again.