The NEW Elemental Super Heroes!
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Category:
Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
892
Reviews:
17
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Special Guest Kidnapper... Sephy Sama! Aren't you in for a treat?
Earth was bouncing a huge ‘wal-mart’ bouncy ball off his head and onto the ceiling, trying to see how many he could get in a row without having it bounce on the ground… “thirty… thirty one, thirty two, thirty three, thirty four, thirty five, thirty six, thirty seven, thirty eight, thirty nine… forty, forty one, forty two… authoress trying to fill space…. Forty……”
(I heard that)
Doorbell rings…
Earth goes to answer it and promptly tries to slam the door in the face of a tall man with silver hair and silver eyes. He grumbles, “Damned Mormons…”
“I is no mormon, I is your biggest fan!” He had managed to put his foot in the door, and was in a bit of pain, but still smiling at Earth.
“Wa… I have a fan???” Earth stopped and turned to look at the man that was standing there.
“Yes, and I am your and Ice’s biggest fan… I love Flame too, but you are like the coolest group ever!”
*** Flash to Ice***
“I think that somewhere, someone just said that they were my biggest fan? I have fans?”
*** Flash back to Earth***
“Well, why didn’t you say so, come in, come in, share pancakes with me. What’s your name kid?” Earth smiled at him, honored to have a fan.
“Sephy. Sephy Sama.”
“A pleasure to meet you Sephy, please… come in.”
***
(A week later, Earth and Sephy have become decent friends. Read: NOT GAY!!!!)
“Earth?”
“Yes Sephy Sama?”
“We are going to be going to the national sugar centerpiece festival, you know, those big sugar showpieces?”
“You got me tickets???”
“Us.”
“You are amazing Sephy!!!”
“Oh, you are just saying that…”
“Yes actually, I am…” Eart grins.
***
“Sugar showpieces, look at them Sephy!”
“I see them Earth!”
“Wow…”
The poor people had managed to put their showpieces up onto the judging table… and Earth slipped away from Sephy…
“I really like the… wait, who’s that guy?” The judge asked, the entire audience and cameras turned to Earth, who was licking one of the showpieces.
”naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…wha?” Earth smiles at the camera.
“Sir, I have to ask you to sit back down.” Security said.
“Alright, but what if one of them breaks?”
“Fair game… why?”
Earth huffed back down in his seat and just closed his eyes, then… he got an idea! “Sephy… take this bag.”
“Where did you get a garbage ba…”
“Ready?”
The earth began to shake and tremble… rumbling. EARTHQUAKE!
All five of the showpieces fell onto the ground, shattering. Earth ran up and started piling the pieces of sugar into his garbage bag. “Sugarsugarsugarsugar….yesyesyes…” All five of those showpieces… were in his bag… he looked like Santa.
“What the hells are you going to do with all that?” Sephy shook his head, unable to move as fast as Earth when sugar was involved…
“Eat it of course. It’s SUGAR, duh! Flame limits my intake.” Earth dug his hand into the bag and pulls out the top of a flamingo’s head… crunching on it.
***
“Sugarsugarsugar….”
“I can’t believe that you ate all of that…” Sephy shook his head.
Earth was sitting in the small hotel room. Sephy-sama was cutting and pasting a note to the others…
‘if you wish to ever see Earth again, please send a half million dollars in non-sequenced twenties to the address below, do not send police…’
***
“Oh Goddess, he’s feeding Earth SUGAR!” Flame shook her head. The picture with the ransom note was Earth in a bed of crushed sugar making sugar angels and eating the sweetness.
“what do we do? We need Earth for comedic value.” Ice sighs.
“Give him a week… He won’t be able to keep him that sugared up.” Wind shook his head.
***
“Sugar…sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… authoress trying to fill space again…”
(Heard that)
“sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… su…”
”I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!” Sephy growls, “Stop it! It’s two fucking thirty in the morning!”
“Shouldn’t feed me sugar… sugar…”
***
“Take him BACK! I don’t want the money, I just want you to take him back! He’s driving me insane!” Sephy begged.
“He does that to all of us at the same time, welcome to the club.” Ice laughs. Flame and her were talking to Sephy, Earth duct taped up to a chair, which was still bouncing around the courtyard.
“No! You guys HAVE to take him back!” Sephy was on his knees.
“No, no we don’t.” Flame shakes her head.
“Please…”
“No!” Ice sighs.
“Please?”
Ice finally nods, “Fine, fine…” Flame picks up Earth and carried the still bouncing boy upstairs and threw him unceremoniously into his room.
“THIS IS UNFAIR!” Earth cried out.
“No, unfair is you being trapped in with me for a week in a friggin’ hotel room, what the fuck was I thinking?” Sephy shook his head.
“I think you have learned your lesson.” Ice grins.
“No shit…” Flame smiles.
(I heard that)
Doorbell rings…
Earth goes to answer it and promptly tries to slam the door in the face of a tall man with silver hair and silver eyes. He grumbles, “Damned Mormons…”
“I is no mormon, I is your biggest fan!” He had managed to put his foot in the door, and was in a bit of pain, but still smiling at Earth.
“Wa… I have a fan???” Earth stopped and turned to look at the man that was standing there.
“Yes, and I am your and Ice’s biggest fan… I love Flame too, but you are like the coolest group ever!”
*** Flash to Ice***
“I think that somewhere, someone just said that they were my biggest fan? I have fans?”
*** Flash back to Earth***
“Well, why didn’t you say so, come in, come in, share pancakes with me. What’s your name kid?” Earth smiled at him, honored to have a fan.
“Sephy. Sephy Sama.”
“A pleasure to meet you Sephy, please… come in.”
***
(A week later, Earth and Sephy have become decent friends. Read: NOT GAY!!!!)
“Earth?”
“Yes Sephy Sama?”
“We are going to be going to the national sugar centerpiece festival, you know, those big sugar showpieces?”
“You got me tickets???”
“Us.”
“You are amazing Sephy!!!”
“Oh, you are just saying that…”
“Yes actually, I am…” Eart grins.
***
“Sugar showpieces, look at them Sephy!”
“I see them Earth!”
“Wow…”
The poor people had managed to put their showpieces up onto the judging table… and Earth slipped away from Sephy…
“I really like the… wait, who’s that guy?” The judge asked, the entire audience and cameras turned to Earth, who was licking one of the showpieces.
”naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…wha?” Earth smiles at the camera.
“Sir, I have to ask you to sit back down.” Security said.
“Alright, but what if one of them breaks?”
“Fair game… why?”
Earth huffed back down in his seat and just closed his eyes, then… he got an idea! “Sephy… take this bag.”
“Where did you get a garbage ba…”
“Ready?”
The earth began to shake and tremble… rumbling. EARTHQUAKE!
All five of the showpieces fell onto the ground, shattering. Earth ran up and started piling the pieces of sugar into his garbage bag. “Sugarsugarsugarsugar….yesyesyes…” All five of those showpieces… were in his bag… he looked like Santa.
“What the hells are you going to do with all that?” Sephy shook his head, unable to move as fast as Earth when sugar was involved…
“Eat it of course. It’s SUGAR, duh! Flame limits my intake.” Earth dug his hand into the bag and pulls out the top of a flamingo’s head… crunching on it.
***
“Sugarsugarsugar….”
“I can’t believe that you ate all of that…” Sephy shook his head.
Earth was sitting in the small hotel room. Sephy-sama was cutting and pasting a note to the others…
‘if you wish to ever see Earth again, please send a half million dollars in non-sequenced twenties to the address below, do not send police…’
***
“Oh Goddess, he’s feeding Earth SUGAR!” Flame shook her head. The picture with the ransom note was Earth in a bed of crushed sugar making sugar angels and eating the sweetness.
“what do we do? We need Earth for comedic value.” Ice sighs.
“Give him a week… He won’t be able to keep him that sugared up.” Wind shook his head.
***
“Sugar…sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… authoress trying to fill space again…”
(Heard that)
“sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… sugar… su…”
”I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!” Sephy growls, “Stop it! It’s two fucking thirty in the morning!”
“Shouldn’t feed me sugar… sugar…”
***
“Take him BACK! I don’t want the money, I just want you to take him back! He’s driving me insane!” Sephy begged.
“He does that to all of us at the same time, welcome to the club.” Ice laughs. Flame and her were talking to Sephy, Earth duct taped up to a chair, which was still bouncing around the courtyard.
“No! You guys HAVE to take him back!” Sephy was on his knees.
“No, no we don’t.” Flame shakes her head.
“Please…”
“No!” Ice sighs.
“Please?”
Ice finally nods, “Fine, fine…” Flame picks up Earth and carried the still bouncing boy upstairs and threw him unceremoniously into his room.
“THIS IS UNFAIR!” Earth cried out.
“No, unfair is you being trapped in with me for a week in a friggin’ hotel room, what the fuck was I thinking?” Sephy shook his head.
“I think you have learned your lesson.” Ice grins.
“No shit…” Flame smiles.