Game Series: The Licking Game

Disclaimer: We own everything, we own the US, we own Britian, Japan,
oh hell, Zerah even owns Hell!
For people who don\'t know, The Remote is a magical device that
can make time, stop and sarts, speed up or slow down, the same
things a normal remote can do, but with a special secret we can\'t tell.
Oh and we own that too!!!


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\"Ok, I\'ve explained about my plan using the elf women. Seems that
Fuka is having a major reaction to the cream, and the tranquilizer
Luna gave him earlier didn\'t really help.\"
\"Turns out that the cream is much too strong for most mortals unless
they have certain mental and physical qualities to withstand it.\"
\"Now it\'s time to put the plan to action!\"
The girls walk into Luna\'s room where they find Yume Kokoro half dazed,
some of his clothes ripped and Fuka now humping a wall.
Zerah walks silently over to Yume Kokoro.
\"You ok, mate?\"
\"Not sure. He finally gave up when I acted like I passed out,\" Yume Kokoro
grins back.
\"Luna,\" she says looking over at her friend, \"Yume Kokoro\'s not down either,
just faking.\"
\"Obviously, think you better move.\"
Zerah looks back down to find Yume Kokoro\'s hand slowly moving to her leg.
She jumps back just as he reacts and goes into an attack stance.
But just as he does, she puts her plan into action.
\"Girls, come on out!\"
The far panel opens and a groups of female elves and Hakki
walk out in different colored half cup bras and sheer thongs. Fuka
immediately stops humping the wall to stare at the women, as well
as Yume Kokoro. Just as the boys begin to walk towards the group, Zerah
yells for them to run and Fuka runs off after them. Yume Kokoro watches
Fuka run off after the semi naked elves then looks at Zerah and
Luna and grins.
\"I\'ve found something much easier to catch!\"
Luna and Zerah stare shocked at each other, then Luna looks
behind her and whispers something is Zerah\'s ear. They slowly
back to the side panel while Yume Kokoro moves quickly closer. Just as
they reach the door Yume Kokoro makes a run for them. They move out of
the way as the door opens with Inu running forward.
\"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!\"
\"FFUCCCKKK!!!!!\"
*thud* *thuff*
Inu and Yume Kokoro end up crashing head first into each other, and the
Valar are no where to be found. Shashishi gets up from where he\'d been
relaxing on the bed and walks over to the passed out twins then
looks up.
\"Thuff? How do you thuff? What morons!\"
Fuka has returned to the room just in time to see what happened
to his friends, and is back to his \"normal\" self. He starts laughing
his head off, then passes out from lack of air to the brain. Sadly
whatever brain cells were left were starved of oxygen. So Shashishi is
once again left standing, which he notices.
\"Hey, but I thought I can\'t win again?!\"
\"You don\'t!\" replies a voice from above, that being Luna.
He looks up again to see that part of the ceiling has been replaced
by a huge white cloud and the two mighty Valar watching, and Zerah
is holding \"The Remote\".
\"Um, Zerah, what the hell is that going to do?\" asks Shashishi. \"And who
won?\"
\"Isn\'t that obvious from just knowing each guy? Yume Kokoro licked
all the cream off Fuka, so he wins, even if he went berserk! You
were second, Pretty Boy was third and Baka no Inu fourth. He\'ll get
his prize when he wakes up,\" Zerah says smiling.
\"What does Yume Kokoro\'s nickname mean anyway?\"
\"Hmm, well there was a reason why we had him wearing a shirt
with a heart resting on a cloud in stars if that helps,\" answers
Luna, blushing.
\"And I recommend moving now.\"
\"Um, ookkkk...\"
Zerah smiles again and presses a button. The twins go back to
their original spots, just before they were supposed to run into
each other. She presses another button, that being PLAY.
Crashing ensues! Again, and again, then in slow motion, and
suddenly a new button pops up.
New button?
\"Luna, what\'s with the FAST FORWARD at the bottom?\"
\"Just try it.\"
She presses the button, they go back, and in super fast forward
Yume Kokoro crashes into Inu, but Inu doesn\'t pass out and Yume Kokoro goes
flying UP! Up so high that he replaces Gracey hanging from the
rafters! He grabs onto the rope, hanging for dear life, and begging
to be let down.
\"Luna, how can they go back then forward if this is just FAST
FORWARD? And how did they not pass out?! And how the hell
did Yume Kokoro go up!?\"
\"It\'s my button, I do what I want, and I wanted Inu to survive and
Yume Kokoro to go BLAST!!!!\"
Zerah sighs and makes a clear sheet come across the ceiling
so that Yume Kokoro can let got, though he quickly realizes that he\'s
stuck in the area, grumbles something and sits down.
\"Well, that was interesting,\" says Shashishi who sits down next to Luna.
\"Why make him go up though?\"
\"What the..HOW DID YOU GET UP HERE?!\"
\"Zerah let me up.\"
\"He\'s become an honorary Valar.\"
\"Why?\"
\"I think it\'s only proper with the endurance he has.\"
\"Yeah, and I think I wanna test that now,\" grumbles Luna.
\"Anyway, gonna answer my question?\"
\"Ah ok, well here\'s my answer....\"
She looks though the camera, directly at Yume Kokoro reading the
sInuy.
\"Because he\'s an ass.\"
Shashishi and Zerah look at Luna, then Shashishi turns to the camera.
\"And now for something completely different.\"
Zerah\'s jaw drops. \"Hey, that\'s my line!\" and the lights go out!


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Z: hehehehehe
L: Zerah?
Z: hahahahah
L: ZERAH!
Z: What?!
L: What\'s so funny?
Z: Yume Kokoro flies!!!
F: Oy
Z: Hush you
F: Make me
*Zerah chases after Shashishi*
L: This isn\'t supposed to happen! The sInuy\'s over! I\'m not saying
the line again
Z: Fine I will! This story\'s over, on to The Endurance Game!