Dreaming of Demonic Sisters

Seth wandered off somewhere, and I was planning on heading to bed, but when I turned around, Blue was standing behind me with a very knowing look on her face.

“You’re fucking him,” it, took me a minute to realize she was accusing me, and not commanding me, while she stuck a finger at me, as if she thought I didn’t know who she was referring to.

Uh, wait, talking.

“Um, no?” I told her. What I really wanted to say was, ‘prove it,’ but I didn’t really want to get into it. And I still can’t let her know. Why the fuck did it even matter, like she’d even believe me anyway.

“You fucked that Seth guy, right? Does ‘Sven’ know it?” She was smirking now. Shit.

“What… what makes you think I’m not still a virgin?” Fuck.

“Call it a woman’s intuition.” Aw, not fair. All I got is a gay man’s intuition. Wait, would that make it the same as a woman’s?

Whatever, it was doing shit for me as far as I knew.

“Why the hell would even want to know something like that, anyway?” Seriously, aren’t siblings supposed to be disgusted about know that their older/younger brother/sister is getting laid?

“Because I’m making sure that you’re growing up in the world.”

“Last time I checked, I was pretty grown up already.”

“That’s not what I mean. I mean actually getting out there in the world, and away from you’re stupid video games.”

“Hey, I like video games.”

“And you can. As long as you don’t start fucking them, then there’s no problem, other than the fact that you need to meet people.” I… don’t really know what to say to that.

“And besides, why do I have to be gay to be grown up in the world?”

“You don’t have to be, but I think it’s better,” another smirk. Wonderful.

“And why’s that?”

“Well, you don’t have to worry about a woman nagging you 24/7, like those little sluts in those stupid shoujo animes that people like.”

“Good for you?” Blue likes to watch anime, though I noticed that she tends to watch ones that either had that gay crap, or no romance in it at all. Or at least the kind where the girl wasn’t so fucking annoying, acting all high and mighty, and not being able to back anything up.

She complains about it constantly.

“No, good for you. Though I guess you’ll have to play the girl’s part in it all. You bottom, right?”

Has she no shame about talking about her brother’s sex life right to his face?

I mean, fuck, I can’t even imagine Blue ever have sex, cause whoever even tries to touch her, is going to lose much more than a hand.

I’m a guy, I know where the tender bits are located.

Hehehe.

"You didn’t answer my question, are you and ‘Sven’ getting it on?" I wish she’d stop emphasizing his name.

“No.” It’s not completely a lie, cause I’m not having sex with someone named ‘Sven.’

…

Grr, Blue, grr.

“But you have done it with Seth, right?” Damn it, you just keep digging and digging and making me think of a mole right now.

I hate moles, especially after I stepped into a hole one time and tripped and broke my fucking glasses.

That was when I was like, nine.

No, I don’t wear glasses. Not anymore. Never really needed them in the first place, some things where just a little blurry, so don’t even think about calling me a nerd, cause that would have to do with something smart, right?

But yeah, I don’t like moles.

Not saying I don’t like Blue cause she keeps digging for if I’ve been fucked or not.

Sorry, I’m just trying to meet my fuck quota.

I mean saying it. I haven’t in a while. Maybe it’s Seth’s fault? Maybe he’s been doing something to me, slowly so that I don’t notice it?

Holy crap, I’m being brainwashed!

But wait, Seth’s a demon, not an alien or a teacher.

Or hypnotist.

But seriously, he’s done something to me.

I mean, after we mated and all that, my eyesight got better, and I can see a little better in the dark, though it’s not like being in the glaring sunlight in the middle of the night.

And then there’s the fact that my ears are a lot more sensitive, and so is my nose.

I hope, that for as long as I live, I will never go anywhere near a skunk that just sprayed. I will die.

“So that’s a yes, then, right?” Blue said. Oh, god no. I hesitated, and she caught it.

But it wasn’t a hesitation! It was a zoning out moment!

But damn, it’s not like she’d believe me now.

“So now that we’ve established that you’re not a virgin anymore, does Sven know?” I think she’s just going to play along for now.

“What would it be to him if I have or not?” I asked. I mean, seriously, what would it be if we’d really just met and he helped me out after I had car trouble?

“Well, some guys like the whole innocent thing. And anyway, that mean’s you’re not together, or are you fuck buddies or something?” I’m not sure what she’s trying to get out of this. Wasn’t she just getting at my virginity just a second ago? She’s planning something…

“No?” The minute, no, the second I said that, I knew it was a huge mistakes, cause she got this really big grin on her face. Yeah, she’s definitely going to make me pay for something she doesn’t know she’s making me pay for.

“Good.”

O…kay…

Yeah, no idea what she’s going to do.

A Little… little scared about that.

But with that, she walked off, heading back to her room, but it was my turn to ask the questions this time.

Too bad I only had one.

“Where’s dad?” I yelled out after her, and she turned her head to look at me with that knowing look of hers that I was really starting to not like.

“Business trip. He won’t be back for another week or so.”

Business business business. It’s all about goddamned business.

I don’t even know what dad does. He’s tried to explain it to me, but fuck, I barely even passed my financing class. The one that teaches about management and stocks and all that shit that I couldn’t care less about cause there’s probably no way in hell that I’m getting a job.

And if I do, it’s going to be at a McDonald’s or Pizza Hut or Mazzios. Or Dominoes.

I figured that, with all that went on today, I should just go to bed. I hate worrying over things. That why I usually never do.

Let things fall where they may, wasn’t that how it’s said?

As long as it fits in with what I’m talking about, then it’s fine by me.

I went to bed, and thankfully, the rotten food smell dissipated a little bit. Not by much, but I’d live.

When I woke up in the morning, my mood was totally ruined by the fact that Seth wasn’t there for me to cuddle. Other than that, I kind of liked waking up next to him. That way I could poke him awake, or tickle his nose so he made weird faces until he woke up and figured out what the hell was touching him.

I’ve been on the receiving end of that before, so I decided to share my experiences, deal with it.

Food!

Sausage! Bacon! Eggs!

Well, I wasn’t sure about the first one and the last one, but I was pretty sure I smelled bacon.

Delicious delicious bacon.

Juicy too.

I have the urge to say scrumdildyumptious.

And don’t you dare think I’m stupid enough to think that’s a real word.

I don’t even know where I heard it before. It was a couple years ago… on a movie… I’m thinking about candy or some kind of food, obviously.

I jumped up to do my morning routine of getting a quarter of the way ready for the day.

After a cold shower caused by thoughts about Seth, I got dressed, and headed for the kitchen, to see we had a new addition to the kitchen table.

Well, the table didn’t have the addition, just that there was someone new sitting there.

And not completely new, just Devin, Bailey’s older brother.

And by the looks of it, he seems to have gotten out of the emo phase. Not that I have anything against it, other than the fact that I can’t believe how some people would mutilate their skin, and that’s mostly because I can’t stand seeing blood.

Not that I think all emo’s do that!

He’d gotten a hair cut since I’d last seen him. Men did not look good with long hair. Except the one’s in rock bands.

Anyway, his brown hair was showing. Sort of black at the very tips from when he used to dye his hair black. And from when it was longer.

From what I can see, he took out his earrings, too, except for a stud in one of them.

And that about all I can see cause I’m looking at him from behind, and I don’t think any of them know that I’m standing here.

“Are you just going to stand there or are you going to sit down and say hi?” Blue said. I think she’s psychic, cause she didn’t even look at me to see that I’m standing here right now.

Creep.

No, wait, better yet, freak. Super freak.

I can just imagine her wearing a cape.

Maybe it should be red, like her hair?

It’s natural, I would know, cause I’ve got it too. Genetic.

Grandma has it too. At least I think she does. I’ve only seen from old pictures, cause, you know, she got old, and now her hair is white. Grey. Steely. Whatever.

Me and Blue could be twins, if you ignored the age and face shape and body shape and gender details.

Well, more like fraternal twins. I wish I had an identical twin, that’d be awesome, though I’d end up feeling bad for him cause there’s only one Seth and he’s not sharable.

All mine…

Made me feel really giddy inside.

I wish I was, cause apparently it’s genetic. The twin thing, I mean.

Anyway…

I walked over to wear Devin was sitting, and sat down, giving him my best fake smile cause I really missed Seth right then.

Stupid whatever it was that made me sad.

“How’ve ya been?” Devin said, and I finally got a good look at him.

Not bad, but nowhere near as sexy as Seth.

Mm. Seth.

“Good,” I answered after a minute. Yeah, he’s definitely changed. He used to have the whole emo look about him, and now he looks… sunny.

I don’t know. He’s all smiles now.

I got to figure out what kind of toothpaste he uses. His teeth are completely white. Like, dentist white.

Oh, how I envy that. Not that my teeth are dirty looking, but you can never have them too clean, right?

Wonder what he was doing here so early in the… well, afternoon now, apparently.

Fuck, how long did I sleep? I couldn’t have been that long.

After our interesting conversation, it got quiet. Devin didn’t’ say anything, and I didn’t want to start anything up with him.

Now that I think about it, the only thing I really knew about him was that he was gay, and that he used to be emo. And that he’s Bailey’s brother.

Hell of a combination, if there ever was one.

Shit.

I miss Seth.