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Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
891
Reviews:
17
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Prank Wars Take Two... or... Pick on Earth Day.
Prank War... take TWO!!!
Ice, Flame, Oompa, Tempest, Wind and Storm were all talking to each other.
"Alright guys, it's been a year since we did the last prank war... I say that we get Earth back for doing what he has done." Ice giggles, handing out small boxes.
"Ooh! What are these for?" Flame looks at the small box that Ice had given her.
"Trust me, it's going to be funny. These are voice changers... we are all going to call Earth at the same time asking for someone else." Ice smirks.
"Evil." Tempest shook his head.
"YOU are the one that..." Flame was stopped by the Oompa.
"Okay, so you turn yours to Scooby Doo..." Ice points to one, "You are a chipmunk... You be Darth Vader..."
*** Later that same day***
*RING... RIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!*
Earth was wrapped in a towel, dripping and shampooed up. He rushes to the phone and answers "Hello?"
"Yes..." a strange alien voice calls, "is this Ronald?"
"No it's not... you have the wrong number." Earth sighs hanging up the phone.
***
"RIIIIIIIIIIIING"
Earth was watching television and picks up the phone, "Hello?"
"Yes, is Ronald there?" A little girl asks.
"No, I think you have the wrong number honey." Earth hung up the phone...
"RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING"
"Hello?"
"Yes, is Ronald there?" It sounded like a chipmunk! Earth sighed into the phone, "No, no, you have the wrong number..." Again he hung up the phone...
***
"RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING"
"Hello?" Earth was just sitting down to dinner, now he was getting annoyed.
"Yes, is Ron..."
"Ronald isn't here, you have the wrong number!" He slams the phone down.
***
Ice starts laughing, "Alright guys, wait, my turn..." Everyone had their cell phones in the same room. Ice dials...
***
"RIIIIIIIIIIIIING"
"RONALD ISN'T HERE!"
"Hey Man, It's Ronald... has anyone called for me?"
"Oh dude, they have called all day, an alien and a child and an old man and a wombat and a chipmunk... they won't stop calling me!"
"Shit dude, I'm sorry... oh, and one more thing."
"What?"
"PRANKED YOU!" She slams the phone down, and down in Ice's apartment, everyone starts rolling!
***
To get Ice back for the well thought out prank, Earth snunk into her apartment, and used super glue and shoe polish to coat her phone... then he ran back to his apartment and called her.
***
In the dark, Ice grabbed for the phone, getting black shoe polish all over her hand. She didn't realize that the phone was covered, and then came irrate when she couldn't pull it up! Finally, she unplugged it, ran her fingers down her face and went to bed...
...next morning...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Earth sat up in his kitchen, "Gotcha."
***
Earth smiles evily, he knew what he wanted to do next. He snuck into Flame's bathroom and super glued a bottle of full shampoo onto the tile on the side of the bathtub...
***
Flame was walking into her apartment with Ice, who hung back... Flame tried to walk throug the door, but bounced into the courtyard, Ice rolled with laughter, she had covered the door with plastic wrap!
***
Ice picked up the phone and dialed Flame...
Flame answered "Hello?"
"If you can name 31 Baskin Robin Ice Cream flavors in 31 seconds, then you will win $31,000...ready? Go!" Ice smiles...
Flame panicked! "Chocolate, RockyRoad Mintchocolatechip... vanillia, Mocha chip...bubblegum... tuttifruitti...strawberry... banana... chocolate caramel sw... "
"Oh! I'm sorry, but you are out of time." *click*
***
Ice stood in the next room... Flame standing next to her.
Oompa went to the bathroom, and the girls, not knowing who it was... froze the poor man to the toilet seat, then boiled the water under him.
Flame realized a bit too late who it was.
***
Flame growled, and dialed up Storm's cell phone... she was going to prank him good!
Storm answered, "Vermillion Parque Tricounty Moruge, you stab 'em, we slab 'em..."
Flame hung up, thinking she got the wrong number... then redialed the number very carefully.
Storm answered again, "Walmart, women's lingerie."
Flame slammed the phone down!
Storm got a good laugh
***
Tempest borrowed Wind's cell phone, and changed the little welcome banner, instead of saying 'WindWalker' to 'No Service...'
Bets to how long Wind went around thinking his phone had no service!
***
Flame and Ice were working together on this one... Earth fell asleep in bed.
Earth woke up several hours later, several bungi cords tying the poor boy to his bed... and he was alone.
"Guys! I'm going to be LAAAAAAAAATE!"
***
Ice snuck into Earth's shower and laughs... she pulls the nozzle into the on position and moved it so when Earth turned the shower on, it would spray all over him...
Meanwhile, Flame was screaming in her own apartment, something about 'DAMN SHAMPOO!!!"
***
Flame growls, and to get Earth back for the shampoo, she takes a new bar of soap and some clear fingernail polish, coating the soap completely. She slips it into Earth's shower...
***
Tempest, to get Earth for the phone prank, (He still hasn't managed to unstick the phone) replaced Earth's deoderant with cream cheese. Yes, this took a minute or two, but it looked like the real stuff. He put the lid back on and left it on the sink...
***
Ice smiles as she pulls one on the Oompa... she dips his hand in lukewarm water... while he was sleeping...
OF COURSE he pissed the bed!
***
Storm, playing a prank on Wind, found his hand soap despenser near the kitchen sink. "A few drops of red and a few drops of blue..." He mixed them in his handsoap.
***
Flame smiles as she picks up the conditioner... from Earth's shower. She puts Nair in it and mixes it up, leaving it right next to the shampoo...
***
Storm smiles wickedly. He had Earth's tooth brush... a little green food dye and a sprinkling of salt... Earth would have green teeth for weeks!
***
Ice was just about to blow her hair from the shower... and turned on the blowdryer, to a blast of baby powder! "EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTTHH!"
***
Tempest thought it would be funny to pull one over on Wind... he sneaks into the bathroom and shoves two bullion cubes, chicken, in the faucet of the tub, knowing damn well that Wind takes baths.
***
To get Flame, Earth set her alarm clock to go off at 2 a.m. 2:13... 2:34... 3:56... Flame caused the poor clock to explode...
***
Wind shook his head and went to wash his hands... "Purple... that's a new color handsoap." He spoke as he washed them... and washed them again! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
***
The Oompa, not wanting to miss out on everyone's fun, found Earths' mouthwash, and poured half of it out, down the drain, and filled the rest of it up with vinegar.
***
Wind, to get Storm back for the food dye in the hand soap dispenser trick, cracked three eggs and mixed them up and put them in HIS soap dispenser...
***
"Hey Wind, nice hands, purple is your color." Earth laughed.
"Fuck you!" Wind growls...
"why do I have a craving for chicken noodle soup?" Flame laughed.
"Stop it... the pets are following me around bad enough as is!" Wind sighs.
***
"Ahhh... time to relax and listen to my nice soft Mot... AAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Flame roars.
Earth had changed the CD to Metallica and turned the volume up from 3 to 11.
***
Flame pours confetti into Ice's umbrella. When Storm makes it rain, Ice opens up her umbrella and... it's raining confetti.
***
"Hey guys! Storm is in the Port-a-potty!" Earth smiles, he had already unscrewed most of the screws on the portapotty, and only one on each side was holding the walls up.
"Hut huthuthut..." Flame, Ice, Tempest and Earth all ran around and unscrewed the last bolt, the walls all fell down and poor Storm was left there... mooning!
"FULL MOON OUT TONIGHT!" Earth cried.
***
Tempest put clear masking tape over Ice's eyes. Then he waited until she was dead asleep and woke her up, "ICE! ICE! Are you alright?"
Ice panicked! "I CAN'T SEEEEEE!"
***
Oompa, to get Ice back for the water trick... snuck into her room at four in the morning, wearing a horrible clown mask...
Ice screamed and pissed herself.
***
Flame superglues a twenty dollar bill on the landing going up to the guy's second floor rooms. She stands behind the tree and watches...
Wind tries so hard to pry it up... blowing wind on it and everything...
Earth has a fit trying to get it up...
Storm causes it to rain a lot on it...
Finally, Ice just walks by and freezes it, causing the glue to let go and walks off with twenty!
"HEY bring that back!!!"
***
Flame and Oompa were heading to a Catholic church, during Mass.
The holy water was being spread around... Flame had a bit of dry ice, and the water hit it!
Flame and Oompa both started speaking backwards English, and roaring in pain! "IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
***
Tempest, not to be outdone by Flame and Oompa, entered the church (Same Church) the next Sunday and swapped all the normal bibles out with the Satanic ones...
***
"Okay, okay. That's enough..." Flame laughs finally after everyone got their fill of pranks.
"That was FUN you guys." Earth stands up, "But I think I need a shower..."
Ice, Wind, Storm, Flame, Tempest and Oompa and roared with laughter as they heard Earth screaming.
Ice, Flame, Oompa, Tempest, Wind and Storm were all talking to each other.
"Alright guys, it's been a year since we did the last prank war... I say that we get Earth back for doing what he has done." Ice giggles, handing out small boxes.
"Ooh! What are these for?" Flame looks at the small box that Ice had given her.
"Trust me, it's going to be funny. These are voice changers... we are all going to call Earth at the same time asking for someone else." Ice smirks.
"Evil." Tempest shook his head.
"YOU are the one that..." Flame was stopped by the Oompa.
"Okay, so you turn yours to Scooby Doo..." Ice points to one, "You are a chipmunk... You be Darth Vader..."
*** Later that same day***
*RING... RIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!*
Earth was wrapped in a towel, dripping and shampooed up. He rushes to the phone and answers "Hello?"
"Yes..." a strange alien voice calls, "is this Ronald?"
"No it's not... you have the wrong number." Earth sighs hanging up the phone.
***
"RIIIIIIIIIIIING"
Earth was watching television and picks up the phone, "Hello?"
"Yes, is Ronald there?" A little girl asks.
"No, I think you have the wrong number honey." Earth hung up the phone...
"RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING"
"Hello?"
"Yes, is Ronald there?" It sounded like a chipmunk! Earth sighed into the phone, "No, no, you have the wrong number..." Again he hung up the phone...
***
"RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING"
"Hello?" Earth was just sitting down to dinner, now he was getting annoyed.
"Yes, is Ron..."
"Ronald isn't here, you have the wrong number!" He slams the phone down.
***
Ice starts laughing, "Alright guys, wait, my turn..." Everyone had their cell phones in the same room. Ice dials...
***
"RIIIIIIIIIIIIING"
"RONALD ISN'T HERE!"
"Hey Man, It's Ronald... has anyone called for me?"
"Oh dude, they have called all day, an alien and a child and an old man and a wombat and a chipmunk... they won't stop calling me!"
"Shit dude, I'm sorry... oh, and one more thing."
"What?"
"PRANKED YOU!" She slams the phone down, and down in Ice's apartment, everyone starts rolling!
***
To get Ice back for the well thought out prank, Earth snunk into her apartment, and used super glue and shoe polish to coat her phone... then he ran back to his apartment and called her.
***
In the dark, Ice grabbed for the phone, getting black shoe polish all over her hand. She didn't realize that the phone was covered, and then came irrate when she couldn't pull it up! Finally, she unplugged it, ran her fingers down her face and went to bed...
...next morning...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Earth sat up in his kitchen, "Gotcha."
***
Earth smiles evily, he knew what he wanted to do next. He snuck into Flame's bathroom and super glued a bottle of full shampoo onto the tile on the side of the bathtub...
***
Flame was walking into her apartment with Ice, who hung back... Flame tried to walk throug the door, but bounced into the courtyard, Ice rolled with laughter, she had covered the door with plastic wrap!
***
Ice picked up the phone and dialed Flame...
Flame answered "Hello?"
"If you can name 31 Baskin Robin Ice Cream flavors in 31 seconds, then you will win $31,000...ready? Go!" Ice smiles...
Flame panicked! "Chocolate, RockyRoad Mintchocolatechip... vanillia, Mocha chip...bubblegum... tuttifruitti...strawberry... banana... chocolate caramel sw... "
"Oh! I'm sorry, but you are out of time." *click*
***
Ice stood in the next room... Flame standing next to her.
Oompa went to the bathroom, and the girls, not knowing who it was... froze the poor man to the toilet seat, then boiled the water under him.
Flame realized a bit too late who it was.
***
Flame growled, and dialed up Storm's cell phone... she was going to prank him good!
Storm answered, "Vermillion Parque Tricounty Moruge, you stab 'em, we slab 'em..."
Flame hung up, thinking she got the wrong number... then redialed the number very carefully.
Storm answered again, "Walmart, women's lingerie."
Flame slammed the phone down!
Storm got a good laugh
***
Tempest borrowed Wind's cell phone, and changed the little welcome banner, instead of saying 'WindWalker' to 'No Service...'
Bets to how long Wind went around thinking his phone had no service!
***
Flame and Ice were working together on this one... Earth fell asleep in bed.
Earth woke up several hours later, several bungi cords tying the poor boy to his bed... and he was alone.
"Guys! I'm going to be LAAAAAAAAATE!"
***
Ice snuck into Earth's shower and laughs... she pulls the nozzle into the on position and moved it so when Earth turned the shower on, it would spray all over him...
Meanwhile, Flame was screaming in her own apartment, something about 'DAMN SHAMPOO!!!"
***
Flame growls, and to get Earth back for the shampoo, she takes a new bar of soap and some clear fingernail polish, coating the soap completely. She slips it into Earth's shower...
***
Tempest, to get Earth for the phone prank, (He still hasn't managed to unstick the phone) replaced Earth's deoderant with cream cheese. Yes, this took a minute or two, but it looked like the real stuff. He put the lid back on and left it on the sink...
***
Ice smiles as she pulls one on the Oompa... she dips his hand in lukewarm water... while he was sleeping...
OF COURSE he pissed the bed!
***
Storm, playing a prank on Wind, found his hand soap despenser near the kitchen sink. "A few drops of red and a few drops of blue..." He mixed them in his handsoap.
***
Flame smiles as she picks up the conditioner... from Earth's shower. She puts Nair in it and mixes it up, leaving it right next to the shampoo...
***
Storm smiles wickedly. He had Earth's tooth brush... a little green food dye and a sprinkling of salt... Earth would have green teeth for weeks!
***
Ice was just about to blow her hair from the shower... and turned on the blowdryer, to a blast of baby powder! "EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTTHH!"
***
Tempest thought it would be funny to pull one over on Wind... he sneaks into the bathroom and shoves two bullion cubes, chicken, in the faucet of the tub, knowing damn well that Wind takes baths.
***
To get Flame, Earth set her alarm clock to go off at 2 a.m. 2:13... 2:34... 3:56... Flame caused the poor clock to explode...
***
Wind shook his head and went to wash his hands... "Purple... that's a new color handsoap." He spoke as he washed them... and washed them again! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
***
The Oompa, not wanting to miss out on everyone's fun, found Earths' mouthwash, and poured half of it out, down the drain, and filled the rest of it up with vinegar.
***
Wind, to get Storm back for the food dye in the hand soap dispenser trick, cracked three eggs and mixed them up and put them in HIS soap dispenser...
***
"Hey Wind, nice hands, purple is your color." Earth laughed.
"Fuck you!" Wind growls...
"why do I have a craving for chicken noodle soup?" Flame laughed.
"Stop it... the pets are following me around bad enough as is!" Wind sighs.
***
"Ahhh... time to relax and listen to my nice soft Mot... AAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Flame roars.
Earth had changed the CD to Metallica and turned the volume up from 3 to 11.
***
Flame pours confetti into Ice's umbrella. When Storm makes it rain, Ice opens up her umbrella and... it's raining confetti.
***
"Hey guys! Storm is in the Port-a-potty!" Earth smiles, he had already unscrewed most of the screws on the portapotty, and only one on each side was holding the walls up.
"Hut huthuthut..." Flame, Ice, Tempest and Earth all ran around and unscrewed the last bolt, the walls all fell down and poor Storm was left there... mooning!
"FULL MOON OUT TONIGHT!" Earth cried.
***
Tempest put clear masking tape over Ice's eyes. Then he waited until she was dead asleep and woke her up, "ICE! ICE! Are you alright?"
Ice panicked! "I CAN'T SEEEEEE!"
***
Oompa, to get Ice back for the water trick... snuck into her room at four in the morning, wearing a horrible clown mask...
Ice screamed and pissed herself.
***
Flame superglues a twenty dollar bill on the landing going up to the guy's second floor rooms. She stands behind the tree and watches...
Wind tries so hard to pry it up... blowing wind on it and everything...
Earth has a fit trying to get it up...
Storm causes it to rain a lot on it...
Finally, Ice just walks by and freezes it, causing the glue to let go and walks off with twenty!
"HEY bring that back!!!"
***
Flame and Oompa were heading to a Catholic church, during Mass.
The holy water was being spread around... Flame had a bit of dry ice, and the water hit it!
Flame and Oompa both started speaking backwards English, and roaring in pain! "IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
***
Tempest, not to be outdone by Flame and Oompa, entered the church (Same Church) the next Sunday and swapped all the normal bibles out with the Satanic ones...
***
"Okay, okay. That's enough..." Flame laughs finally after everyone got their fill of pranks.
"That was FUN you guys." Earth stands up, "But I think I need a shower..."
Ice, Wind, Storm, Flame, Tempest and Oompa and roared with laughter as they heard Earth screaming.