Tantiedan: The Awakening
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Category:
Paranormal/Supernatural › General
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
7
Views:
764
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
TANTEIDAN! in the face
AN: Made as a joke when Kev and I were bored in our interniship class as we neared the end of The Awakening... Don't take any of the stuff seriously we meant for it to be humorous so the opinions aren't necessarily ours (I come from a very religious family... so I had to poke fun at religion! And Pittman is the guy we made read everything so we would have another opinion, and yes. He IS actually Asain)... Also it was written when we were debating on making a sequel/Book Two... and as you know it turned into a trilogy!
TANTEIDAN! in the face
“We’re here with the writers of the hit series Tanteidan, the first book grossing more than all of the Harry Potter books combined!” The reporter screams into the camera.
Vikee twitches. She hates Interviews… and knew the question that was coming next.
“So when’s the next volume coming out?”
“Well,” says Kevin, jumping in to save Vikee, “the plot of the first one was so…complicated--”
“Complicated! What the hell! We made it up as we went! And never knew where we we’re going next!”
“I think it was decided early on that Tanteidan would be a trilogy if not a series. The Tanteidan books appeal to all ages!”
Vikee tries not to laugh, “NO ITS NOT!! NOT WITH THE S SCENCE!”
The T.V. goes into random bleeping as Kevin begins to cuss at Vikee.
“What the He are you talk#ng about? There’s no way that it wouldn’t appeal to every#ne. I loved it, you loved it, and Pittman loved it! The Asian’s happy-that’s all that matter#!”
“No. Little children should not be reading about two people who end up dying while having hot s.”
“It was an important and crucial plot development—not to mention that somebody needed to get some!”
The reporter stands off to the side in shock…. “THIS IS GOD’S CHANNEL WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT!”
Kevin and Vikee look at each other, “This… is a religious show? Damn it. You do know the whole thing is about the anti-Christ using the main characters to try to come back from the dead, right?”
“SPOILER ALERT!” screams Kevin.
Vikee slaps Kevin in the face. “ITS NOT LIKE THEY’RE GOING TO LET THEIR CHILDREN READ IT! And not like these religious bastards will read it…”
Kevin shudders at the thought that fewer readers will buy his book. “Hey! Don’t call the zealots bastards!”
Vikee starts to walk off the stage, shaking her head. “When you come to your senses tell me Kevin… then we can get back to work.”
The reporter pulls Vikee back and asks, “What is the second book about?”
She gets an evil gleam in her eye, hungry for the second novel.
“Back off, bi. G Fing S&s! I’m not telling you a damn thing about volume 2!”
“What about the doctor’s office?! Is he dead, Vikee? Is he dead?”
“GOD--“ deep breath. “Shut up. Quit asking. I’m not telling.” Glares at Kevin, “And he won’t tell if he knows what’s good for him.”
Kevin recognizes the threat and grins. He opens his mouth to speak. “Honestly, we don’t know! We’ve got no clue on how book two will even progress or if there will be a book two!”
“NOOOO!!” The reporter falls to her knees.
Vikee begins to inch away, “Let’s get out of here!”
TANTEIDAN! in the face
“We’re here with the writers of the hit series Tanteidan, the first book grossing more than all of the Harry Potter books combined!” The reporter screams into the camera.
Vikee twitches. She hates Interviews… and knew the question that was coming next.
“So when’s the next volume coming out?”
“Well,” says Kevin, jumping in to save Vikee, “the plot of the first one was so…complicated--”
“Complicated! What the hell! We made it up as we went! And never knew where we we’re going next!”
“I think it was decided early on that Tanteidan would be a trilogy if not a series. The Tanteidan books appeal to all ages!”
Vikee tries not to laugh, “NO ITS NOT!! NOT WITH THE S SCENCE!”
The T.V. goes into random bleeping as Kevin begins to cuss at Vikee.
“What the He are you talk#ng about? There’s no way that it wouldn’t appeal to every#ne. I loved it, you loved it, and Pittman loved it! The Asian’s happy-that’s all that matter#!”
“No. Little children should not be reading about two people who end up dying while having hot s.”
“It was an important and crucial plot development—not to mention that somebody needed to get some!”
The reporter stands off to the side in shock…. “THIS IS GOD’S CHANNEL WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT!”
Kevin and Vikee look at each other, “This… is a religious show? Damn it. You do know the whole thing is about the anti-Christ using the main characters to try to come back from the dead, right?”
“SPOILER ALERT!” screams Kevin.
Vikee slaps Kevin in the face. “ITS NOT LIKE THEY’RE GOING TO LET THEIR CHILDREN READ IT! And not like these religious bastards will read it…”
Kevin shudders at the thought that fewer readers will buy his book. “Hey! Don’t call the zealots bastards!”
Vikee starts to walk off the stage, shaking her head. “When you come to your senses tell me Kevin… then we can get back to work.”
The reporter pulls Vikee back and asks, “What is the second book about?”
She gets an evil gleam in her eye, hungry for the second novel.
“Back off, bi. G Fing S&s! I’m not telling you a damn thing about volume 2!”
“What about the doctor’s office?! Is he dead, Vikee? Is he dead?”
“GOD--“ deep breath. “Shut up. Quit asking. I’m not telling.” Glares at Kevin, “And he won’t tell if he knows what’s good for him.”
Kevin recognizes the threat and grins. He opens his mouth to speak. “Honestly, we don’t know! We’ve got no clue on how book two will even progress or if there will be a book two!”
“NOOOO!!” The reporter falls to her knees.
Vikee begins to inch away, “Let’s get out of here!”